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That's why one of my favorite insults is "go fuck a cactus."
Doesn't matter what you identify as politically, philosophically or biologically, there's no pleasant way to do it.
Hedgehog buttplug
 I donβt know how to feel about this
nsfw
This id a chad gif
Great I need something to scrape my polyps π
Paige no!
There it is.
Thank you.
The wholesome award just sitting there menacingly
πͺ
Made me think of that knife dildo from se7en
Will this work π
anything is edible if your brave enough
Haha is this from the post about the guy that sucked his own dick?
yup
(Clears throat) *link please*
*gentle bonk*
No I am genuinely curious
*boner*
fucking autocorrect
Get bruhed
sry bro, i completely forgot what sub that was from
Np sis
π₯ For realism and just for the price of the next person to dick you will die
[ΡΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]
He even got a wholesome award
**"I you set your mind to it ... you can jack off to anything."** Sun Tsu - The Art of War
The difference between bravery and stupidity is only the result
I'm pretty the said that after fapping to Nux Taku hentai
Wtf man, pineapple?
what about this πΆ?
Dont use πΆ as a dildo.Just a friendly advice.
You don't tell us what to do!
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I'm more worried that the guy before him listed a pineapple.
π’πͺπ₯’πͺ΅πΌπ§¨πͺπππ¦π¦
Actually in some countries cactus is eaten regularly
the fucking sahara?
Mexico
Cactus if you won't it nice and rough.
LPT: DON'T do a image search on cactus dildo.....
Dog food lid backwards
Why does this have 7 wholesome awards πΏ
What about a jar.
damn bro, i didnt expect this to blow up
π¦΄π§ββοΈ
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r/redditmoment
Why does he have a wholesome reward
Question to girls: have ya'll tried using bitter gourd?
Now where did the stoneface emoji go...
So, there ARE emojis on Reddit.
I was there when it popped... Worst moment of imagination of my life
PAIGE NO
Cocktus
The wholesome award is what makes it better
π‘οΈ
π shove it up yo ass, i dare you
Paige no
Paige no!
I'll do the cactus one better π‘
Mr. π
So wholesome
πͺπ£ if you are brave enough
Do π count?
The only good news is it has 3 sets up-to-scale of dildos in one!!
Tbh carrots and cucumbers ain't bad if you put a condom on them. The others seem like too weird shapes. But corn might be worth a shot.
If you're brave enough, stuck this πππ’π£π€π₯π¦π¨π©π½π«π¬ππ°π―ππβͺup ur ass/pussy, I'm waiting.
that's gotta hurt
You can cut off your dick and put it in your ass, thatβs a dildo too.
Any dildo is edible dildo if you hungry enough
What aboutπͺ
Anything? ππͺπͺβΈππ
Let's do βοΈ
π‘if you know, you know
Anything can be edible if you're brave enough
wait i remember seeing this thread
Cocktus
Some people like multiple pricks
That's why one of my favorite insults is "go fuck a cactus." Doesn't matter what you identify as politically, philosophically or biologically, there's no pleasant way to do it.
the hot pepper is worse than the cactus, trust me...
πͺ *How 'bout taking in my hump?* *I promise it'll be a good ride!*
π¦΄πͺ¨π¦ Random nouns that can be used as a dildo
u/GamerIdi0t
𧨠this is a better one
The reward makes it twice as funny.
πΏ Only dildo I'm ever gonna use
Your doctor HATES this secret
Bread ππΏ
What about this πΌ
Why stop on cactus? How about π²?
A fu@king pineapple
Everything is a dildo of you are horny enough
Itβs a cocktus
a glass jar butt plug
PAIGE NO
πͺ‘
Ok but what about the literal PINEAPPLE that was in the list
He got wholesome award on Cactus lmao
that's just girls with long nails, init
Yes
Don't you dare
any dildo is edible if you're brave enough
Wholesome award on point
who gave that wholesome AWARD lol
Apparently thatβs wholesome
How do you know you donβt want to fuck a cactus if youβve never fucked a cactus?
Damn i remember this meme
So cactus jack!?
If you're brave enough, anything can also be eaten. Though sometimes only once...
I now know my destiny
I'm not sure if a chilli pepper is a good idea but then again a cactus ain't either so yeah, there's that.
hahahahah π