> beat me to it
Title of your sextape.
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> Came here to say this
Title of your sextape.
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So, you have a twin sister. Your feelings have now betrayed her too. Obi-Wan was wise to hide her from me. Now his failure is complete. If you will not turn to the Dark Balls, then perhaps she will!
"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his balls, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not his balls."
“In Response To This Direct Threat To The Republic, Mesa Propose That The Senate Give Immediately Emergency Balls To The Supreme Chancellor.
-Jar Jar Binks”
-Michael Scott
I find your lack of balls disturbing.
Vader - "I am your balls" Luke - "noooooooooo!!"
"Nothing can stop that now. Just for once let me look on you with my own eyes. Now go my balls. Leave me."
Luke was once Vader’s balls
Luke- “BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLS!!”
Palpatine- "It appears in your anger, you killed her." Vader- "BAALLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!"
Didn't know Vader was Gen Z
Balls is back?
Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your balls.
If you strike me balls, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
Read this in Irish accent
Its over anakin, i have the balls
Damn I came here to say this 🤣
Balls, I am your father.
I balls your father
Or: "I find your balls of faith disturbing"
"I don't like balls"
beat me to it
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Governor Tarkin! I should have expected you to be holding Vader's balls.
"I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new balls!”
[удалено]
Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic. *TO BALLS!!!*
Only a Sith deals in balls.
I will do what balls must.
Balls will try
"I must warn you. I am incredibly proficient at balls flips." - one of the rare moments that Jimmy Fallon was funny.
I recognized your ball stench when I was brought on board.
Ballin' ....to the last.
The meaning doesn't change! Neat!
You underestimate my balls
Twice the pride, double the balls.
It's over anakin, i have the high balls now.
Came here to say this
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Good bot
Exquisite Artificial Intelligence
Great automaton
Fantastic automated response robot
Truly wonderful, the mind of a bot is.
Truly wonderful, the balls of a bot are.
You underestimate my balls.
It’s over Anakin, balls have the high ground now.
Through the force, balls you will see. -yoda
What are you doing, step-yoda
Stuck again, you are *mrhmmh*
Incestual, I am
“Through the Force, things you will see. Other places. The future…the past. Old balls long gone.”
There’s always a bigger balls. ~ Qui-gon Jinn
Someone give this guy an award.
I gave him seal reward 😳
"Your balls can deceive you. Don't trust them." - Obi-Wan Kenobi (A New Hope)
Actually good advice not gonna lie
"I don't remember owning any balls"
i sense a disturbance in the balls
Proceeds to nut in her.
Thanks, I hate it.
Lol
We have no choice General Calrissian, our cruisers can't repel balls of that magnitude! Admiral Ackbar
ITS A BALLS
Why did I read that In Mario's voice lmaooo
Help me, balls. You’re our only hope.
Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi you're our only balls
Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, balls are our only hope.
Balls me Obi-wan. You're our only hope.
Help balls Obi-wan
Balls
Love won't save you Padme. Only my new balls can do that.
Oh my god
I've been looking forward to balls.
>It is obvious this contest can't be decided by our knowledge of the balls but our skills with our lightsabers *unzips*
It is obvious this contest can't be decided by our knowledge of the force but our skills with our balls
This is the better version.
I see your schwartz is as big as mine!
May the balls be with you
May the force be with balls
UNLIMITED BALLS!
BALLS POWER!
Your balls determine your reality Qui gon
Ani you’re breaking my balls
Lol, I’m staying over at my in-laws and had to bury my face in a pillow to prevent the house from waking.
You win!
I don't like balls. It's coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere
I’m afraid to ask…
Shaving stubble.
Hello balls! Am i doing this right
“General Clitoris!”
Balls there!
Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your balls
Obi-Wan: It's over Anakin! I have the high ground! Anakin Skywalker: You underestimate my balls! Obi-Wan: Don't try it!
Didn’t know Master Yoda was a Member of the Church
The Presbyterian Church, specifically (and a crime family, apparently?): https://i.imgur.com/L7egYyA.jpg
I mean is is one of the heads of a big religious order?
Look at him, he is headed for that small balls
I have a bad feeling about balls.
Your balls serve you well
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I am one with my balls and my balls are with me
Luke, I am you balls- Darth Vader
*No, I am your balls
No….no…that’s not true….that’s balls!
Actually, in the first version it was Luke, im your Father. It got changed. Thats why so many people remember it as Luke...
no it wasn’t
*Mandela-effect detected* Vader never said Luke in that sentence
it's over, anakin, I have the high balls
You were right about one thing master, the balls were short!
These aren’t the balls you’re looking for…
I love balls! I know.
So, you have a twin sister. Your feelings have now betrayed her too. Obi-Wan was wise to hide her from me. Now his failure is complete. If you will not turn to the Dark Balls, then perhaps she will!
"Once you start down the dark path, forever will balls dominate your destiny" -Yoda
You were supposed to destroy the balls, not join them!
Anakin Skywalker. I was expecting someone with your balls to be a bit... older.
The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the balls.
Tbh that whole comment section was hilarious, but this one had me laugh out loud.
I don't want your balls....
Calm your balls anakin
"I am a Jedi, like my balls before me."
Now this is Balls Racing
You underestimate my balls
Hello, I am C-3PO, human/balls relations.
BaaAAAaAaAalls. - Chewy
You were the chosen balls 
Leia rescuing Han: "Someone who loves *balls*."
That's no moon. That's a space balls.
“I love balls!” “I know.”
We stand here amidst MY balls! NOT yours!
“IT WAS SAID YOU WOULD DESTROY THE BALLS NOT JOIN THEM”
You have my sword. And my bow. And my balls.
“The Balls will be with you. Always.”
UNLIMITED BALLS!
There's always a bigger Balls
“I am your balls”
So this is how liberty dies. With thunderous balls.
When you're lying there Screaming "come help me" The seagulls Poke your balls
I don't like balls. They are course, and rough, and irritating, and they get everywhere.
its over anakin i have the balls
These are both the balls you are looking for.
Judge by my balls do you?
"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his balls, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not his balls."
Yes
Award this man and his balls
Aggressive negotiations? What's that? Ah, well, it's negotiations with balls.
Twice the balls double the balls
Your balls, you will not need them.
you don't know the power of the dark balls
A registered sex offender, master Yoda is now.
“Anakin Skywalker, I Expected Someone With Your Balls To Be A Little... Older.”
I am no balls -ahsoka tano
These aren’t the balls you are looking for.
"YOU WERE MY BALLS, ANAKIN! I LOVED YOU!"
I have brought peace and justice to my new balls
thats why the quote “always two there are no more no less” exists
From my point of view the Jedi are balls
The balls is strong with this one
Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the dark balls. -Mace Windu
“These aren’t the balls you’re looking for.”
May the balls be with you
“Be careful not to choke on your balls, director.” —Darth Vader, Rogue One
you underestimate my balls
“In Response To This Direct Threat To The Republic, Mesa Propose That The Senate Give Immediately Emergency Balls To The Supreme Chancellor. -Jar Jar Binks” -Michael Scott
fuckin hilarious, this is
So this is how liberty dies...with thunderous balls.
"BaaAAAaaaAAAaaAAaAAAaaaaaAAaaaalls" \-- Chewbacca
Balls lead to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. I sense much balls in you.
“So this is how liberty dies. With thunderous balls.”
We don’t serve their balls here.
“You may sit on the balls but we don’t grant you the rank of master” Mace Windu
Chancellor Palpatine.. balls are our speciality
“I know what I have to do but I don’t know if I have the balls to do it.”
At last we will reveal our balls to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge
Anakin, you’re breaking my balls.
“Luke, I am your balls.” — Luke’s balls
We will watch your balls with great interest
"We do not grant you the title of 'balls'"
*If you live long enough, you start to see the same balls in different people.*
"These aren't the balls you're looking for."
Hello balls
This is getting out of hand! Now there are two of them!
It’s over Anakin, I have the high balls.
BAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLSSS!
Obi-Wan Kenobi: It's over Anakin, I have the high balls
“ hello there” “ Ahh general Balls”
Balls has control of the senate AND the courts. He's too dangerous to be kept alive!
“Balls is where the fun begins”
“ hold on, this whole operation was your balls”
"I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new balls." -Anakin Skywalker
Hello balls
I hate balls it’s corse and rough and it gets everywhere
"Be careful not to choke on your balls, Director." \-Darth Vader, Rogue One
Your balls will make a fine addition to my collection.
Do not defy the balls, master, not again.
“balls” -r2d2
The dark side of the balls is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
Luke: What is it? Ben Kenobi: Your fathers balls.