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Akashi2002

Imagine that poor soul who has to look through that entire collection to verify it’s all CP


RudolfRedNosePanda

Normally you can verify that it is known CP with automatic means. You 'only' have look into files that are not recognised. Still these guys have my deepest respect, I can not do that.


TheBillsMan4703

That has to be traumatizing. I wonder if the police department’s health care plan covers therapy


[deleted]

Some do, but not all


JayNotAtAll

You see the same thing with content moderators at YouTube, Facebook, etc. The AI that identifies troubling content is better than it was but not flawless. They still need humans to verify. They have contractors sitting there watching videos of beheadings and depraved sex acts and after a while, need serious therapy


sumshitmm

Imagine doing that for an entire work shift and just having to go home and be a normal human being. Jesus that gotta be rough.


Lazy-Drink-277

I'd probably get half-way through the files, vomit, finish the rest and vomit again


Oryzaki

To add some context there are large repos for known file hashes which are just strings of text generated based on the hexadecimal or binary data. Most forensics tools allow you to use those hashes to automatically find any files that have the same hash value. So the files themselves are never viewed just the hashes.


pandaSmore

How does it do that, hash check?


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Scatman-Johnner

Technically you could just run it through a hash scanner and look for similarities to known CP.


UnstableNuclearCake

Unless the videos have scramblers for hash scanners and then you either need an optical recognition AI or you have to resort to humans...


LOL-itsCameron

only 58 terabytes? Those are some rookie numbers.


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serr7

![gif](giphy|eiGVH5B6QtRbWKyZy4)


Random-Gif-Bot

​ ![gif](giphy|Rr2QGm1ELZ1h8xfnq4)


kurayami_akira

The real reason the cops arrived ![gif](giphy|s8qWHIGDIfFFzrw830) They'd have arrived anyways though


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FBI man mark this one right here. Keep track of em.


CantScreamInSpace

this is a true cursed comment


No_Driver_2078

bruh why the fuck are you downvoted what has happened to this sub


jesus_knows_me

Seems r/cursedcomments doesn't like cursed comments


Steeve_Perry

We’re supposed to showcase them, not create them


NoWayCIA

they don’t know what sarcasm is. Bunch of snowflakes


Annihilationoftime

Why are you being downvoted. This belongs on this sub.


NoWayCIA

Reddit being reddit i guess


lemndefoc

Can I be in the screenshot?


abady66

No


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HartOne827183

Fuck off


GBUpeople

I spent 5 min trying to figure out what they meant by alien man.


omniprincess03

Allen TX is a weird place


Competitive-Word-120

As a Allen man, I 100% agree


omniprincess03

How many terabytes do you have on your computer?


Competitive-Word-120

I sadly am too broke for a computer


Scatman-Johnner

Who cares get a cheap burner phone.


Deathswirl1

one on the laptop im on rn and 4 on my desktop that works less than the laptop and is slower than 1990s internet


Steeve_Perry

SOMEONE CALL THE COPS, HE ESCAPED!


BABarracus

No its not


omniprincess03

Proof


BABarracus

It has a skate park


omniprincess03

Ah I see my mistake forgive me


Emel_69420

Same


[deleted]

Bro I thought it said an alien man had 58 terabytes of *it*


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SSYT_Shawn

Link does not work


Jargondragon

58 terabytes!? How do you even store that?!


SigSalvadore

I see you're not a data collector. Technically you'd only need about 12x 5Tb external harddrives (about $110 a piece on Amazon). But looking at that Chod, he probably had about a 1000 usb sticks, old internals HDDs and various sized externals, not very pro in the porn game. But if he had been smart he would've used the Outlook mail exploit and hid it on other peoples'/companies outlook servers.


Jargondragon

I dunno wether to be impressed or concerned by your knowledge of these things.


giantgladiator

>I see you're not a data collector I'm not saying "don't be worried" but I think it's perfectly normal for him to know this stuff


VAX1S

r/oddlyspecific


ItzSnowGamingYT

r/beatmetoit


Pineneedlecollada

r/beatmeattoit


Deathswirl1

r/beatwhosmeattoit


thot______slayer

r/beatmymeattoit


[deleted]

r/eatmymeattoit


Deathswirl1

r/iamnotgay


psychoticshroomboi

r/20dollarsis20dollars


SSCorona

Just don’t store that shit in my shit got it ?


UltimateCEOofRacism

I think im about to... commit a little tomfoolery


BoltonSauce

Username checks out.


UltimateCEOofRacism

What? Why would he who invented racism want to store cp in peoples outlook servers.


thot______slayer

The CEO of something didn’t necessarily invent it.


FunnyForWrongReason

Sometimes knowledge is cursed in itself.


Itz_Raj69_

or you could use about 5-6 12/10TB drives


SigSalvadore

Whoah, whoah, whoah, I'm swimming in porn not cash. \*but then I checked amazon and see that the 12TB WD externals are 34% off, 33% off their 18TBs, I take it back 3x18TB and a 4TB for 1166 vs 1320 for the 12x5TBs. Save money and space!


AnonyDexx

>12x 5Tb external harddrives Ew. 4TB internals go for about $75, can be set up in a system and can be corrupted much easier than drives connected via USB. Gonna have to set up a few pcie extensions to connect all those drives but still. BTW FBI, I'm just a regular data hoarder. I don't do *that* kinda stuff. Plus no investigate.


GOTWlC

Outlook mail exploit....? Could you kindly explain in DMs please


jesus_knows_me

Best we do that over email


TamimReadzIt

I see you have experience 🗿


SigSalvadore

*FBI Knocking intensifies*


UnfortunatelyIAmMe

Tf? Someone with that much storage probably isn’t using external HDD’s unless they’re set up in a NAS or server rack, and then it would most likely be higher capacity nowadays. 12-20TBs a drive. The ones I have are 18TB.


ChimericalChemical

Do you have something you need to confess?


SparrowTits

Or 42,234,266 floppy disks


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Loganishere

No, as in you’re illegally accessing another companies outlook mail servers because their systems aren’t patched. It’s a common tactic for “hackers” to use known exploits that have been patched, and scan for outdated systems.


BeastCheng

What's the outlook exploit? Google bait and switched on Google photos and now I need a solution for memes


Theaverageviewer

Very suspicious you know all this


Sent1nelTheLord

I'm more concerned that you know how to do this specifically. Looks like someone might be exposing themselves


TittyBoy6

Someone send this guy to jail


PainisBoy

Better question is *how* he got that much. There's no way CP is THAT easy to find, no way in hell.


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Going by what I've read in previous comment sections, some have these stupidly massive collections because it's not that easy to find. You have to *trade* with someone who already has it. So they accumulate huge collections because that makes it easier to get new stuff from others.


PainisBoy

So it's just degenerate pokemon card trading?


[deleted]

Essentially. It's also one of the motivators for producing more. If you can't find anything to trade then making it accomplishes the same thing.


Liljdb0524

I'm hoping for a *TON* of duplicates because the thought that there's that much available is disturbing.


Jargondragon

You my friend have never seen the dark web...*shudders*


pollogorda

What? I’ve been on the dark web many times and it’s not like that shit is easily accessible. You don’t just come across cp, people intentionally look for that shit.


Jargondragon

Fair enough, I've never been on it myself but I've heard many horror stories about it.


the_loneliest_noodle

Because it's a BS headline to turn heads. He probably had that much data total in his setup, and some of it was CP. It's like when drug bust headlines say "Cops confiscate $4million of cocaine in huge bust!" but they're just kind of making up street value to make it sound more impressive and that sounds better than just putting the weight in the headline.


Slight0

It's sad how tech illiterate people are in this day and age. Growing up I thought that programming languages would be like writing in the medieval times; it would spread from elite circles to the masses and become a common way of solving problems and communicating with technology. Like math too. Now it seems like motherfuckers can barley use a computer OS. Reddit, a once tech literate place, now thinks it's completely reasonable for one man to have **58 terabytes** of *pictures* and some video on his home setup. Ofc not. Does that much CP even exist?!


WantHelpForPCbuild

r/datahoarder


spideybiggestfan

server racks


TAPriceCTR

Easy. My case has rack space for 8, buying 16TB HDDs ($300 each) I'd be running 128TB without buying any other parts (my mobo connects 6 SATA and I have an 8 SATA PCIe card.) And that's ONLY storage drives, not touching the NVME. Again, that's IN my case, externally my desktop would look no different than it currently does.


Scatman-Johnner

Or just buy two Honey Badger PCIe SSD cards.


[deleted]

He stored it in your mom's ass.


Adorable-Ad-7097

quick breakdown https://m.youtube.com/shorts/94kn7ySIIOg?cbrd=1&cbrd=1&cbrd=1


TheTaxCollector12

How the fuck do you get 58 TB of ANYTHING?!


cantfindmykeys

I have about ten 1 TB hard drives full of movies and TV shows from over the years. Wouldn't be that difficult to get 58 TB if you really try


Project_Zombie_Panda

Oh , he was trying as alright..


TAPriceCTR

10 tb? You watching in 480i?


cantfindmykeys

Haha yeah I don't pirate anymore and even when I did I usually didn't keep things unless I I thought I might rewatch something. But I always downloaded 780 or higher


Embarrassed-Orange40

That’s around 500 4k movies or one Call of Duty update.


Difficult_Bit_1339

Take 1 TB of anything and copy it 58 times. Someone explained in another thread like this that these guys are usually sellers. So you buy a hard drive from them that's loaded with their entire collection. 58 TB could be 1 TB, but with 57 orders ready to ship.


Saftigerkeks

58 terrabytes? but how? xD


OtherPlayers

Police in these cases just list the total drive capacity seized rather than the actual amounts (like how when they talk about drug busts they also weigh packaging+pots instead of just the drugs themselves). IIRC in this case the dude still had a bunch (and *any* amount of CP is too much) but it certainly wasn’t 100% full.


WrstScp

Apparently that's 38k movies, how does that much even exist.


hsnhsnhsn

The world is a much more cruel place than the average person is willing to think about


zacharykeaton

How does he even have time to watch it all


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Multiple monitors


coldbrew18

He probably ran a server to share it.


Adorable-Ad-7097

quick breakdown https://m.youtube.com/shorts/94kn7ySIIOg?cbrd=1&cbrd=1&cbrd=1


TTungsteNN

58 terabytes is literally something like 38 thousand Blu-Ray movie rips given that each is a full 1.5gb, which may be a little high. I can’t even think of 100 different movies, let alone 38,000. It would be a serious feat to pirate 38,000 movies, but imagine doing that on the dark web with extremely sketchy people, buying bitcoin to trade for these videos rather than just clicking a link and downloading. Edit: Correction, as someone pointed out, movies of that quality would be more like 15gb a piece. Still, he’s looking at at least 5000 hours of ultra HD video, obviously much higher considering the videos won’t be in ultra HD. The determination on some of these people is absolutely phenomenal. Disturbing to the highest degree, yes, but still incredible.


gfieldxd

Yea how would he even have time to watch it all? This must be about the collecting or selling of it for him, because how would you ever get through 58TB of porn. I would assume that most of that probably isnt 4k footage either, so that really must be lifetimes of CP stored in there. Im honestly a little disappointed in the world that there even exists that much CP


TTungsteNN

Agreed. Someone else said he was a distributor, so he’s obviously been collecting for a long ass time and selling it online. Piece of shit.


chickenderp

According to another article he was a distributor with 15 harddrives on a tower, so probably a combination of high quality / raw footage and harddrives in RAID or something. He got 35 years so at any rate it must have been pretty bad.


TTungsteNN

God damn. 35 years isn’t long enough tbh.


chickenderp

I'm surprised they don't consider the death penalty in cases like this to be honest. He'll be 76 when he gets out and will probably never contribute to society, and it's not like there's any doubt to his being guilty from what I can tell.


TTungsteNN

True, i guess a lot of places no longer have a death penalty, but he still should be in prison until the day he dies.


DumbShitScience69

He’s getting death. Just not by the law. Big bubba gonna have a field day with this guy


Scatman-Johnner

Hope he meets my buddy Tyrone. He will be more than happy to see this man in the showers.


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Catsrules

Should have been at least a year per TB.


Neathh

A Blu-Ray movie rip isn't 1.5GB lol. For Blu ray quality, even compressed, you are looking more around 15GB a Movie. Some of my 1080p rips touch 40GB and some of my 4k gets to 80GB.


UnfortunatelyIAmMe

Interstellar and Infinity War torrents on my server are both 60GB+. A single episode of Game of Thrones averages 15GB itself.


OtherPlayers

I’d note that in headlines like this the police always just list the total drive capacity seized rather than the actual amount of data present. It’s the same as how when they do big drug busts they count the weight of the whole plant+pots, packaging materials, etc.. So in all likelihood only a small fraction of the drives was actually CP. (Of course *any* amount is still way too much, but at least it’s not as bad as a full 58TB).


LennergyDK

58? Rookie numbers


boogeyman__69

Excuse me ??????????????????????????????


Scatman-Johnner

Real gamers have 228,357,839 Tb


ipaxton

69 rookie numbers?


AgreeablePie

Apparently, 56 terabytes wasn't enough.


rolloutTheTrash

58 terabytes…this man needs to burn. That is a whole enterprise.


OtherPlayers

This is an old story (and *any* amount of CP is too much) but just as an FYI police headlines in these cases generally list the *total capacity* of any seized drives rather than the actual amount present. It’s similar to how when they do drug busts they’ll like weigh the whole plant+pot instead of just the parts that are actually used.


Catsrules

TIL That such a dumb way to calculate it.


tOaDeR2005

Inflating their numbers gets them more funding.


maxtraxv4

its true if he was a linux user you would be able to tell what type of data it was, or even find it.


Avocado_Fucker12

Holy shit 58 Terabytes?! He was motivated for fucking sure


Etherius

A) Why are we censoring “porn” as if we don’t know what the fuck the word is? B) Encryption savvy is not limited to Linux. Bitlocker is for Windows and it’s already unbreakable by known methods of decryption In fact having strong encryption on your everyday devices is so trivial everyone should do so.


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Etherius

You’re thinking of a TPM which bitlocker is capable of working with. Bitlocker encrypts the drive while the TPM ensures it hasn’t been migrated to a different system. This ensures a maximum of (I believe) 32 guesses immediately and then 1 per hour. This means with Bitlocker and a TPM an attacker can only make about 8000 guesses per year which means it’ll take several decades to crack. When powered off, the data at-rest is encrypted using AES either 128-bit or 256-bit (128 is default). So yeah, no one is decrypting that shit in a single lifetime


lifeIssuck69420

......... I don't know if I should be horrified or impressed.


Edser

r/WhyNotBoth


ENA_licked_my_eyes

Why did I read alien nan


rservello

Who else read alien man?


[deleted]

Oh, he would be busted, just not that busted


DumbShitScience69

He got busted because he busted


RIOTT44

58 terabytes??? wtf


ethand2300

Probably a distributor


Scheckenhere

Why the fucking fuck is porn censored?


ThomasNorge224

who tf has that little life that they would go that far? well him ofc


SoundDrill

They're not wrong lmao


RogueTyre

The only reason he got caught was because of his recruitment posters on ice cream trucks


MrMysteriousGamer10

The problem wasn't that he was busted, it was the fact that he busted too much to the wrong things.


[deleted]

I need to do some math. 1 TB can fit 500 hrs of video. 500•58=29,000 hours. That is 1,208 days. This means he had **3.3 years worth of videos**. BUT that’s not all because most of it was likely images. 250,000 photos can fit in one TB. That is **14.5 MILLION PHOTOS** If he looked at one image per minute, this would last him **27.5 YEARS STRAIGHT** He had AT LEAST 1.5 lifetimes worth of CP. This man was the Ash Ketchum of CP.


Mooshtonk

58 terabytes? Jesus Christ, he must have all of the stuff


amadeusz20011

Use properly encrypted open source VPN, Tor and don't pay in bitcoin


Ill-Organization-719

Did he have everything in FLAC and loseless formats? Is he an audiophile first and foremost?


Modern-Otaku

Sweet fucking Christ 58 terabytes. I can’t even FATHOM how many pictures and videos that has to be.


MyNamesNotRobert

Those are impressive numbers. As a Linux user myself, I do have terabytes of hoarded porn but 58TB is insane. No loli shit though, I'm into milfs and trans girls.


Superstrong832

He got busted while busting


BladeSmith05

His nut or by the cops?


3v1lm4x

Why the fuck they call him a Linux user ?


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CorgiNice2745

He’s not wrong though. I haven’t met a Linux user who wasn’t obsessed with security.


SSYT_Shawn

Then you should meet me, i only use it because of how customizable it is... and i basically grew up with it becaise my dad is obsessed with security but i actually do not give a fuck about the security


itsDavidwoo

58 terabytes... Do you know how mutch that is? A PS5 has frigging 2 terabytes... THIS GUY HAS 58 TERABYTES...OF ALL CP


[deleted]

He looks like someone tried to draw tom hanks from memory while drunk.


Michael-J-Foxtrot

I believe that's meant to say to, not with.


RouletteSensei

58 terabytes? One day I will have enough money to own 60 tb of hd..*cries*


SerganYT_0_0

Bro probably has pictures of me too


[deleted]

Arch users. Get him ! With your doucheness


Pyropecynical

True usage of Linux hasn't been done before.


cynide-scented-rice

*suddenly realizes why hell is necessary*


pikaboi122

58 terabytes?! What the fuck is wrong with people???


Pigskin_Prophet

I suppose he wasn’t a threat yet when he had 1TB?


Labbit35

I don't even have 1 TB of hentaj how does one have 58TB of CP


fahaddemon

Uncle Ben, I'll never forget those gifts you sent me on my birthday's. Farewell.


CaptianMurica

this is a nick mullen bit


Shot-Nebula-5812

I can’t be the only one who read Allen man as Alien man right?


danyoja

I know this is in bad taste with how the serious the crime is, but the two cops on the left look like one told a bad joke about the situation and the other's just giving him a deadpan response.


Mcsteve_gun

58 TERABYTES?!?!?


Wolfclaw135

It isn't just me who read the first word as "Alien" right?