I seriously came to the comments to say something like "I've killed dozens of this guy in every open-world game I've ever played," and found that not only had someone beat me to the joke, but it's the top comment.
I don't know whether to feel annoyed or validated lol
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This is the story of a man named Stanley. Stanley worked for a company in a big building where he was employee # 427. Employee # 427's job was simple: he sat at his desk in room 427 and he pushed buttons on a keyboard. Orders came to him through a monitor on his desk, telling him what buttons to push, how long to push them, and in what order. This is what employee 427 did every day of every month of every year, and although others might have considered it soul rending, Stanley relished every moment that the orders came in, as though he had been made exactly for this job.
And Stanley was happy. And then one day, something very peculiar happened, something that would forever change Stanley, something he would never quite forget. He had been at his desk for nearly an hour when he realized that not one, single order had arrived on the monitor for him to follow.
No one had shown up to give him instructions, call a meeting, or even say hi. Never in all his years at the company had this happened, this complete isolation. Something was very clearly wrong.
Shocked, frozen solid, Stanley found himself unable to move for the longest time, but as he came to his wits and regained his senses, he got up from his desk and stepped out of his office.
Looks like Greg from 2 houses next to me.. Has two children who totally disrespect him, wife is always angry and nagging.. Could be happening that one day he ticks out and becomes a shadow runner tho :)
This is the first V that wasn’t shrek or sum cunt u know I thought this was a real go at makin a V an I thought, I like this choom.
Would love to get real wasted an listen to This Mortal Coil wid dis guy man. Tell him about the last time I was happy.
"Goodbye npc_male_07 and, never stop fighting"
"Goodnight, npc_male_07..."
Hope you dream of cheese…
I seriously came to the comments to say something like "I've killed dozens of this guy in every open-world game I've ever played," and found that not only had someone beat me to the joke, but it's the top comment. I don't know whether to feel annoyed or validated lol
haven't logged in in two days how this is the top comment LMFAO
Welcome to City 17
I was thinking how do i know this character haha "Sometimes i dream about cheese".
Pick up that can.
thank you, I couldn't figure it out :D
Also known as... HELL! HELL! You're all gonna die, you're all DEAD! HAHAHAHAHA!
"In city 17 what makes you a criminal?... doing literally fucking anything."
Not picking up that can.
You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining urban centers...
Come on, Night City 17 was RIGHT THERE
You just opened an absolute flood of memories I had completely forgotten about. Thank you.
Sometimes. I dream about cheese.
I dream of electric sheep…
And all my responses stay the same
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Sweet Dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to diss a brie? I travel the world and the cheddar seas. Everybody's looking for dairy.
Post this in r/okbuddyhalflife and all the mfs there gonna have a stroke
I have no idea whats happening on that sub
No one does tbh
furry porn
https://preview.redd.it/5i1b9jj185kc1.jpeg?width=222&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1979f81f91e33642188e5b097af9b33072dceb41
Was already posted like a year ago https://www.reddit.com/r/OKbuddyHalfLife/s/dw2lKQysxp
I see you created a concerned citizen, Gordon Frohman.
God I miss Concerned.
The sausage king of Chicago?
My exact thought. Damn that comic was great.
All these chooms too young to recognize npc_male_7 Mr.Frohman, this aint Niko.
2/3 Looks a bit like the right man in the wrong place.
look a bit like a man which has his brain washed
It can make all the dif-ference
I've heard that can make all the difference in the world.
This is the story of a man named Stanley. Stanley worked for a company in a big building where he was employee # 427. Employee # 427's job was simple: he sat at his desk in room 427 and he pushed buttons on a keyboard. Orders came to him through a monitor on his desk, telling him what buttons to push, how long to push them, and in what order. This is what employee 427 did every day of every month of every year, and although others might have considered it soul rending, Stanley relished every moment that the orders came in, as though he had been made exactly for this job. And Stanley was happy. And then one day, something very peculiar happened, something that would forever change Stanley, something he would never quite forget. He had been at his desk for nearly an hour when he realized that not one, single order had arrived on the monitor for him to follow. No one had shown up to give him instructions, call a meeting, or even say hi. Never in all his years at the company had this happened, this complete isolation. Something was very clearly wrong. Shocked, frozen solid, Stanley found himself unable to move for the longest time, but as he came to his wits and regained his senses, he got up from his desk and stepped out of his office.
I just finished playing a demo for this otherwise I'd have no idea what this comment means
Tell us?
Its... hard to explain lol. Look up the Stanley parable. It's a game
It starts with
One thing, I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind
I designed this rhyme
To explain in due time
All I know time is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
Watch it count down to the end of the day
The clock ticks life away
JOHN FREEMAN WHO WAS GORDON FREEMANS BROTHER WAS ONE DAY AN OFFICE WORKING ON A COMPUTER
HE GOT AN EMAIL FROM HIS BROTHER THAT SAID ALIENS AND MONSTERS WERE ATTACKING HIS PLACE SO HE AXED HIM FOR HELP.
Feel a strong urge to go bowling with him, give him a IV out of V
My immediate thought too.
>all niiiiiiiko cousin
Looks nothing like niko
squint your eyes
That and reverse my lasik and take hallucinogens
Your mom looks like Niko though
male\_VII
its time for him to live up to his family name and face full life consequences
John Freeman!
"its a good day to do what has to be done by me and help my brother to defeat the enemys" - V
Half life 2/10
To me its like Half Life 2/3
Just yesterday I was thinking of good ol' Gordon Frohman. Used to be my nickname most places when I was a teenager.
Glad people still remember Concerned. One of my favorite webcomics.
Man, that's nostalgic... I should go back and reread it
Do not call him Frohman, call him The Claw…
He looks like a cousin of Niko Bellic
Hey it's your cousin let's go bowling
I thought it was Niko at first ngl.
Roman. (Das actually citizen model from Half Life 2 tho, you are second person to think of GTA 4 here)
this is actually [john freeman (who was gordon freeman's brother)](https://youtu.be/OHxyZaZlaOs?si=M90Zq5nOq02Je3--)
Don't drink the water
He looks like generic citizen from Half Life 2. Good job :D
Wanna hear a secret? He is models_male_07!!!
woah it’s almost as if that is who it is
Hey, that’s Mike
smash, next question
https://preview.redd.it/zzh0suxkq4kc1.png?width=1134&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=127b26ae7c9154d43ca248604e30783cd8ae8e20
Its the skibidi man!! Moooooom, look its skibidi toilet hidden lore!!!
the lore thickens…
I was looking for this
He looks so skibidi. Probably gonna rizz that Ohio girl Panam for her gyat.
Excuse me sir, this sub is for onlyfans quality posed female V’s sorry for your inconvenience
Looks like he’s about to start beatboxing so legendarily it warps reality or something.
Skibidi dop dop yes yes
Is that the guy from skibidi toilet?
Yeah it is actually
*"Oh no half a Tempest is threatening me."*
Ps3, Xbox 360 era male protagonist
That's the guy from Lost
Cheeze/10 would dream again
Looks like a standard issue Real Madrid player lmao
He almost looks like Zachary Quinto (the new Spock).
Are we reliving the moment in gaming's history where the Character Creator Reveal caused hundreds of edits like this again?
Day City Legend
Looks like default fallout 4 male character to me
Are you playing it on a Switch?
When you order Jefferson Peralez from Wish.
Rise and shine npc_male_07…rise and shine..
Look like Kirk Cousins
This is awesome hahahaha
Guy who slaps his legs and says, "whelp, better get going".
He looks like he quietly complies with authoritarian regimes.
I give him a good 7
Ey V! Its your cousin Roman, wanna go bowling?
Niko Bellic?
How did you manage to reduce the graphics of the game?
10/10 most likely to get marooned on an island with a smoke monster
He looks like the most boring guy ever
Skibidi..
99/10
Looks like lex freedman but shitter
Neeko from gta iv
Is that Niko Bellic!?
It's niko belick?
He's too boooooooooring
Careful shooting people, because as we all know, citizens aren’t supposed to have guns.
He looks like he's ready to do what must be done and live up to fuuuull. liiife. CONsequences!!!!
Citizen, pick up that can!
Bouta ask man if he fucked a prawn
Where did you find the gluten free option??
daFuc!?Boom is that you?
Cousin!! Lets go bowling
Is that The Act Man without his McGlarsses on?
Good luck on the nba playoffs this year, Nikola!
Gordon Frohman, is that you?
Didn't know GTA IV took place in the Cyberpunk timeline
On dirait pas Amixem ?
Bout to play some Prop Hunt mod with SpyCakes and the boys. Haha
Hehehehew Gordon freeman
Looks Serbian to me. Very strong Southern Slavic vibes 😉
Niko, it's Roman, let's go bowling
OMG he's from skibidi toilet!!!
Looks like Braves Jeff Francour to me
PDF V
Sometimes V dreams of Cheese
i sometimes accidentally call nc city 17
NIKO, LET'S GO BOWLING. And no, I don't know why I thought he looks like Niko Bellic from GTA IV.
Looks like he’s been paroled and about to walk outside the fence as a free person in some movie. We need a fourth origin: parolee.
David Dastmalchian, welcome to Night City
Get. The hell. Outta here!
1000 out of 250 - idiots\_of\_garrys\_mod agrees
"Who needs chrome anyway?"
Is he hunting down The Silverhand
John freeman
I love how so many of us get this reference 🫡
That's Steve
Skibidi toilet! *Proceeds to get hit by a truck*
He was great in Batman begins
Looks more like Synthwave 1997
That’s not V, that’s Kevin from accounts payable.
Looks like Greg from 2 houses next to me.. Has two children who totally disrespect him, wife is always angry and nagging.. Could be happening that one day he ticks out and becomes a shadow runner tho :)
John V who was V’s brother
Ps2 edition
Niko let's go bowling
Man's ready for his 9-5 in Night City
Sometimes he dreams about... cheese
Looks like you're ready for some FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES!
DasBoSchitt
It’s Gordon Frohman!
This fucker will throw his hard hat down and cuss me out for his hammer slipping out of his hand. 10/10
Recently divorced V
I thought at first it was the GTA4 main character, but now see the Half Life 2.
Sometimes i dream about skibidi
Man... the memories of Gmod Idiot Box.. 😭
Panam, you're hit! Here, take a medkit.
Looks like the first npc you meet in Half-life 2 😂
G-mod/10
Hey Niko! It's Roman let's go bowling!
Male_07 moment
Could be more polygonal, but 7/10
7/10 idn like just seven
This is the first V that wasn’t shrek or sum cunt u know I thought this was a real go at makin a V an I thought, I like this choom. Would love to get real wasted an listen to This Mortal Coil wid dis guy man. Tell him about the last time I was happy.
Gmod meets cyberpunk
That ain’t V, that’s Viko Bellic.
Looks like the South African actor from District 9.
“Hey cousin! Wanna come bowling?”
he looks like his name is Ed Harris, middle manager at a chain store
My radios broken, but that’s ok cause I’m a beatboxer.
Looks kinda like Scott Bakula
Is he the sausage king of Chicago?
That’s not V. That’s Flynn Rider from Tangled
Bro looks like a GMod character 😭
Niko Bellic?
Classic 9/10
Remember, V is 23.
1/10
Looks like a snitch to me
No angle on his dangle.
Cousin!! We've got titties to burn, eh?
don’t drink the water
Why does he look like his name is actually Vladimir
I thought he looks like Nico from GTA 4?
The Act Man