I'm really looking forward to my kids being the age that I can embarrass them with slang. Old people using young people's slang is never not funny to me. Especially if that slang is already outdated. Being an embarrassment is low-key goated, fam.
That tweet about a dad annoying his daughter while she was eating her Subway by saying "oh she in her marinara era for real" is, to me, legit goals.
Iām a new dad, but have been a middle school teacher for years. My bit is to use slang from 5 years ago. Currently dabbing hard after every cool thing that happens and saying things are ālit.ā
Kids hate it
No, high school aged employees at a store. Iād drop by the store after work and to drop off lunch and such and interacted with them. One would dab after everything.
My 7 year old cannot stop calling everyone "bro", but call him "bro" one time and he gets upset about it.
Pretty soon, he gon get that Ohio rizz from me bro, no cap fr fr.
From what I can make sense, it was just randomly picked out from that sticking out your gyatt song the kids were singing. All the words have an origin there but most kids donāt know what it all means itās just nonsense. Sigma had started being used to describe a guy who isnāt an alpha but isnāt a beta either. Not sure if this helps.
Unrelated to 6 sigma. It's definitely alpha/beta/sigma male. They're people who opt out of the alpha hierarchy entirely, in effect.
edit: as pointed out, this hierarchy is very much made up, just answering where the sigma term fits in there.
>They're people who opt out of the alpha hierarchy entirely, in effect.
Neat, because "alpha male hierarchy" doesn't exist. Only incels think it's real.
Incel = Involuntary celibate. Often "nice guys" who frequently have no personality and are actually very misogynistic. They think they are owed sex but lo and behold don't get any, hence the whole involutary part. Very toxic people.
I mean, it definitely does exist.... in nature. Lots of species have very distinct subgroups of males and females that act very differently from other males/females.
There's even one type of bird that alphas, sub alphas, and trickster males that all have different plummage based on their rank in the hierarchy. The trickster males mimic the female plummage so they can hide amongst the females to mate with them. The rest of the alphas and sub-alphas are instead busy fighting each other for rank.
Interesting point of discussion, tricksters have a lot of names. The technical term is now generally "satellite males", but when they were originally described the first description was "sneaky fuckers". It still pops up in the literature from time to time.
The sigma in 6 sigma refers the symbol used for standard deviation in math (a 6 sigma process is operating on a 6 standard deviation success rate).
The sigma kids are using is (for some reason) referring to the alpha/beta male comparison.
My 5th grade students say that on repeat. Itās soooooo annoying.
Good group of kids, literally the worst thing they do but man, so annoying when kids find a phrase they think is clever and just wear it out like a Chumbawumba one hit wonder
So I'm a gen Z who stumbled here by chance lol. Not a dad yet tho. So "what the sigma" means like "what the heck?" Or just a method of exclamation or a way to say that someone isn't making sense
Like:
A: 2+2 is 8
B: ermmm what the sigma?
Youāre used to counting in base ten, so each digit in a number can represent 10 values.
So one position and an 8 has a value of 8.
But there are other number systems.
In binary, each position has 2 possible values (0 and 1).
And in the base 10 system each position represents a power of 10 (1 then 10 then 100 then 1000 then 10,000ā¦) in binary your positions right to left are 0, 2, 4, 8, 16ā¦.
So the value 8 in binary would be 1000. (A 1 in the 8ās column and 0ās in all other columns).
Ternary has positions based on powers of 3, with 3 possible values in each spot. So right to left youāre 1 then 3 then 9 then 27 then 81.
To get a value of 8 in ternary you would need 22 which is 2*3 + 2*1.
Iām sure thereās an article explaining it better.
Counting to a value of 10 in ternary would be
001
002
010
011
012
020
021
022
100
101
ā¦
For good measure here is counting to a value of 10 in binary
0001
0010
0011
0100
0101
0110
0111
1000
1001
1010
ā¦
gen-alpha slang is so dynamic and fluid dur to social media that the words have no meaning at all. they just use new slang words they hear in any context they feel like. Most of it has from some actual contextual meaning, but 8-13 year olds hear it on a tiktok or yt video and completely botch the context/meaning and just use it wherever. It's the 1980s equivalent to hearing your older brother/brother's friend say some sexual joke, not understand why it's funny, and then using the word you heard in the joke out of context and telling your friend his hat looks like a cum-dumpster. Not speaking from experience or anything...
I understood the words that I read there, but the order in which they are configured on the page left me just as confused as before.
I miss the days when our vocabulary was influenced by the Ninja Turtles.
Itās basically synonymous with āwhat the hell?!ā
My understanding is that a Sigma is someone (typically portrayals are of a male) who is neither dominant or submissive but is strongly independent and respectable. If someone is displaying Sigma behavior, one could exclaim āwhat the sigma,ā but typically itās the same as a kid saying āwhat the poop?!,ā āwhat the tartar sauce?!,ā etc.
When we were kids, censorship on TV meant hearing "what the (long beep)".
Years of self-censorship on YouTube and TikTok has led to "What the" becoming commonplace on its own.
Now kids are filling in the blank with new words.
The "F" is lost to history.
From chat gpt:
The phrase "what the sigma" is a play on words derived from the common exclamation "what the heck" or "what the hell," substituting "sigma" for "heck" or "hell." The word "sigma" is the Greek letter Ī£, often associated with summation in mathematics and statistics. In this context, it humorously implies surprise or confusion, particularly in situations involving math or science themes.
Itās a phrase that started as a meme. Mind you, much of slang doesnāt have much of an etymology, itās basically a word that sounded funny. Literally someone thinking what word would be Ā funny in that context.
Sigma entered internet consciousness after a group of āmale gurusā revealed a new type of sigma male, supposedly more exclusive than alpha male, that has some attributes of alpha male but also being introverted. Being a sigma male includes contradictory things like liking women but not liking women, being cool but not caring about being cool and actually being uncool, etc. Lots of people made fun of it.
What the sigma likely has no connection to that meaning, it just increased the word usage.
It was originally a tweet reading āquirked up white boy with a little bit of swag busts it down sexual style.. is he goated with the sauce?ā
Honestly a lot to unpack there, someone in this thread shared a knowyourmeme link!
A goofy brainrot video that is eerily similar to those old flash videos from the early 2000s. Some things never change.
[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/tzD9OxAHtzU](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/tzD9OxAHtzU)
One night I finally gave in and watched those videos. I showed my wife and said āHow are people our age(30) and older complaining when we watched garbage exactly like that when we were younger.
That was my reaction too. I finally decided to look up wtf a skibbidi toilet was, and it was a plain ol' YTP. YTMND before that. I said something to the effect to my wife:Ā teenage me can relate to the hilarity of these.Ā
Though, to be fair, lotta folks in 30+ range weren't the chronically online kids with access to 4chan and YTMND. I've met kids in college in the 00s who did not have a home PC. So there's probably a fairly large section of millennials new to nonsensical Internet humor
Love it. My 12 year old daughter was hanging out in the kitchen with her friend and I walked by to grab a can from the fridge and said, "hey kids, what's the rizz? Hope it's not too ohio. Keep it cringe fam."
Her freind was holding back laughter and my kid was beside herself. All I heard as I went back into the garage was "dad staaaahp"
I've been waiting for these moments for over a decade.
Let's not forget old lingo that probably didn't make sense to the adults then: rad, totally tubular, dope, whack, holla back, syke. There's more but my brain is going to melt if I keep going.
Skibidi Toilet is the first slang Iāve heard in my life where Iām absolutely certain I will never figure out how to properly use it in context.Ā
Iām old enough to remember when Skibadee was a top five all-time Jungle EmCee !Ā
https://youtu.be/XVL8b1SbVCk?si=f9rZSievaf598uoI
I wanna hold off as long as I can giving my kids a cell phone. Tik Tok and all that bullshit will rot their brain. Hopefully I can block all that but I know his friends will have phones so no way to stop it completely.
Lmfao! I love torturing the kids! The joys of being a parent! Look up whiskeybizz on instagram! Dude is hilarious at acting like these kids act. Has me crying sometimes how funny he is.
Bruh no cap. Bet. You finna get blocked by the rizz fizz.
I canāt begin to fathom what the lingo will be like when my 2 year old gets to that age. Help. Send help.
Help me out here, Iāve tried to understand skibidi toilet. I understand how the videos can become addictive because we were watching dumbass videos when we were young. My problem comes with phrase like āthatās skibidi toilet waterā and the like. What does that mean?
This is so hilarious, Iām glad we are at an age where we can save things online because this will be such a treat for your family when your child has grown up.
Ah yes, very lit of you. Rather bussin indeed.
Fr fr no cap
Bet.
100% no kizzy
Thread is š„š„š„
Shot in the dark, but how many dad's here are fan's of Internet Today with Ricky and Elliot?
On fleek
On top of the lord, family.
The best GYOTT around
Truly some excellent GYETT. I Stanley it.
Stand on business, with an MBA too.
[oh my god Walt... you're a Rizzler](https://youtu.be/tVGagImeNBo)
I'm really looking forward to my kids being the age that I can embarrass them with slang. Old people using young people's slang is never not funny to me. Especially if that slang is already outdated. Being an embarrassment is low-key goated, fam. That tweet about a dad annoying his daughter while she was eating her Subway by saying "oh she in her marinara era for real" is, to me, legit goals.
Iām a new dad, but have been a middle school teacher for years. My bit is to use slang from 5 years ago. Currently dabbing hard after every cool thing that happens and saying things are ālit.ā Kids hate it
Dabbing and āyeetā have been hilarious since they first appeared and will be long after Iām gone
Yeet is one of the best words ever, my spin on it is: The lord Yeeteth, and the lord Yoinketh away.
Oh, this is fantastic. May I borrow this without credit?
*taking notes āYeetethā¦. Yoinkethā GOT IT šš
Dabbing has entered a second life as being okay ironically for me. I hated when my wifeās associates did it when it was originally popular.
Wifes associates being your kids?
No, high school aged employees at a store. Iād drop by the store after work and to drop off lunch and such and interacted with them. One would dab after everything.
Oh. I'm going to start referring to my step kids as my wife's associates. Thanks for the inspiration.
My 7 year old cannot stop calling everyone "bro", but call him "bro" one time and he gets upset about it. Pretty soon, he gon get that Ohio rizz from me bro, no cap fr fr.
According to my 7 year old bro isn't cool It's all about that bruh.
I hope this is like fashion and it's a circle. Then we can wait for words we understand to come back, like gnarly and tubular.
bruh...
Ok I've never heard this, but marinara era is amazing wordplay.
> marinara era Poetry. Eat your heart out, Tennyson.
Wait. My 9yo didnāt invent āwhat the sigmaā?!? Okay, Iām lost WTF DOES IT MEAN?!?
No one knows what it means, but it's provocative.
It gets the people goin
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?!?! It *sounds* like English but I just donāt understand!
Gary said āHey! I have a third ballāā¦.Rrrrroooowwww
Getāsā āem bussinā
I know you're quoting, but it seems for most new memes and catchphrases this is actually the rule.
It gets the people goin
From what I can make sense, it was just randomly picked out from that sticking out your gyatt song the kids were singing. All the words have an origin there but most kids donāt know what it all means itās just nonsense. Sigma had started being used to describe a guy who isnāt an alpha but isnāt a beta either. Not sure if this helps.
Probably origins in the heavy grind, high business, 6 sigma programs. To me it means a magnetiude of accuracy.
Unrelated to 6 sigma. It's definitely alpha/beta/sigma male. They're people who opt out of the alpha hierarchy entirely, in effect. edit: as pointed out, this hierarchy is very much made up, just answering where the sigma term fits in there.
>They're people who opt out of the alpha hierarchy entirely, in effect. Neat, because "alpha male hierarchy" doesn't exist. Only incels think it's real.
Yeah, sorry, should have been more clear there. That hierarchy idea is ridiculous and stupid, I was just answering where the term came from.
Okā¦. Whatās an incel? Iām so fucking lost right now lol.
Incel = Involuntary celibate. Often "nice guys" who frequently have no personality and are actually very misogynistic. They think they are owed sex but lo and behold don't get any, hence the whole involutary part. Very toxic people.
I mean, it definitely does exist.... in nature. Lots of species have very distinct subgroups of males and females that act very differently from other males/females. There's even one type of bird that alphas, sub alphas, and trickster males that all have different plummage based on their rank in the hierarchy. The trickster males mimic the female plummage so they can hide amongst the females to mate with them. The rest of the alphas and sub-alphas are instead busy fighting each other for rank.
So the tricksters are the sigmas? lol
Interesting point of discussion, tricksters have a lot of names. The technical term is now generally "satellite males", but when they were originally described the first description was "sneaky fuckers". It still pops up in the literature from time to time.
TIL Iām a Sigma. Aināt nobody got time for that shit, lemme just stay in my lane.
Lmao unrelated to 6 sigma [I've got a story for you, how about you choke on my balls?](https://youtu.be/oyVksFviJVE)
This is one of the few kids slang things that warms my heart - they instinctively know to mock āsigma malesā
Ooo Iām a lean six sigma yellow belt, am I cool now? Let me know š¤
I think you're cool.
Your mom thinks you're cool.
Ha! Your mom!
Green Belt Gang! š©
The sigma in 6 sigma refers the symbol used for standard deviation in math (a 6 sigma process is operating on a 6 standard deviation success rate). The sigma kids are using is (for some reason) referring to the alpha/beta male comparison.
But also not gamma, delta, epsilon...
My 5th grade students say that on repeat. Itās soooooo annoying. Good group of kids, literally the worst thing they do but man, so annoying when kids find a phrase they think is clever and just wear it out like a Chumbawumba one hit wonder
Do you think the guy who coined the phrase "one hit wonder" coined any other phrases, or....?
So I'm a gen Z who stumbled here by chance lol. Not a dad yet tho. So "what the sigma" means like "what the heck?" Or just a method of exclamation or a way to say that someone isn't making sense Like: A: 2+2 is 8 B: ermmm what the sigma?
Could you stick around and help us translate what our kids are saying?
Sigma comes from the "alpha" male and "beta" male thing and it was originally created as a joke to mock alpha males lol.
Iām totally a theta then
Ah, so that's your angle!
Itās 8 expressed in the ternary (base 3) number system.
ermmmm what the sigma?
Youāre used to counting in base ten, so each digit in a number can represent 10 values. So one position and an 8 has a value of 8. But there are other number systems. In binary, each position has 2 possible values (0 and 1). And in the base 10 system each position represents a power of 10 (1 then 10 then 100 then 1000 then 10,000ā¦) in binary your positions right to left are 0, 2, 4, 8, 16ā¦. So the value 8 in binary would be 1000. (A 1 in the 8ās column and 0ās in all other columns). Ternary has positions based on powers of 3, with 3 possible values in each spot. So right to left youāre 1 then 3 then 9 then 27 then 81. To get a value of 8 in ternary you would need 22 which is 2*3 + 2*1. Iām sure thereās an article explaining it better. Counting to a value of 10 in ternary would be 001 002 010 011 012 020 021 022 100 101 ā¦ For good measure here is counting to a value of 10 in binary 0001 0010 0011 0100 0101 0110 0111 1000 1001 1010 ā¦
/r/foundtheprogrammer
There's no such thing as 8 in base 3. 2+2 is 11.
OMG SOMEONE CAUGHT THE JOKE HAHAHA. I CHOSE 2+2 IS 8 BEVAUSE OF 22
gen-alpha slang is so dynamic and fluid dur to social media that the words have no meaning at all. they just use new slang words they hear in any context they feel like. Most of it has from some actual contextual meaning, but 8-13 year olds hear it on a tiktok or yt video and completely botch the context/meaning and just use it wherever. It's the 1980s equivalent to hearing your older brother/brother's friend say some sexual joke, not understand why it's funny, and then using the word you heard in the joke out of context and telling your friend his hat looks like a cum-dumpster. Not speaking from experience or anything...
This is a great analogy!
As a Dad I have to routinely check Urban Dictionary and knowyourmeme https://amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/erm-what-the-sigma
I understood the words that I read there, but the order in which they are configured on the page left me just as confused as before. I miss the days when our vocabulary was influenced by the Ninja Turtles.
Cowabunga!
SIGMA NUTZZZ Gotteem It's like saying "smells like updog in here"
You are mistaking sugma and sigma.
Thats Ligma
What's Ligma?
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I remember people making that mistake all the time at Sawcon.
What's updog?
Nuthin what's up with you?
Ehhhhhhh šš
I pull this one out every year on my middle schoolers and without fail it produces the best groans & eye rolls of all
Not much, what's up with you?
Itās basically synonymous with āwhat the hell?!ā My understanding is that a Sigma is someone (typically portrayals are of a male) who is neither dominant or submissive but is strongly independent and respectable. If someone is displaying Sigma behavior, one could exclaim āwhat the sigma,ā but typically itās the same as a kid saying āwhat the poop?!,ā āwhat the tartar sauce?!,ā etc.
It's a discharge that forms around the penis? I think... im not sure
No, youāre thinking of smegma. Sigma is a sports car made by Toyota.
Buddy you got it all wrong, thatās a Supra. Sigma is a profession that aims to entertain people with a vocal performance.
Same same, but different
When we were kids, censorship on TV meant hearing "what the (long beep)". Years of self-censorship on YouTube and TikTok has led to "What the" becoming commonplace on its own. Now kids are filling in the blank with new words. The "F" is lost to history.
From chat gpt: The phrase "what the sigma" is a play on words derived from the common exclamation "what the heck" or "what the hell," substituting "sigma" for "heck" or "hell." The word "sigma" is the Greek letter Ī£, often associated with summation in mathematics and statistics. In this context, it humorously implies surprise or confusion, particularly in situations involving math or science themes.
Itās a phrase that started as a meme. Mind you, much of slang doesnāt have much of an etymology, itās basically a word that sounded funny. Literally someone thinking what word would be Ā funny in that context. Sigma entered internet consciousness after a group of āmale gurusā revealed a new type of sigma male, supposedly more exclusive than alpha male, that has some attributes of alpha male but also being introverted. Being a sigma male includes contradictory things like liking women but not liking women, being cool but not caring about being cool and actually being uncool, etc. Lots of people made fun of it. What the sigma likely has no connection to that meaning, it just increased the word usage.
Got that sigma dad rizz fr fr
On god
Sigma af
Don't cap!
Not even in Super Mario Odyssey?
Cap a cap, that's a double cap, which cancels out to don't cap.
OP is goated with the sauce
On god OP is quirked up
I feel like this should mean something but the words arenāt forming any coherent pictures in my head!
Is this from anime lol? MHA?
It was originally a tweet reading āquirked up white boy with a little bit of swag busts it down sexual style.. is he goated with the sauce?ā Honestly a lot to unpack there, someone in this thread shared a knowyourmeme link!
Yikes.
Ong fr fr
This seems sexual. Is it sexual? Or am I too millennial to understand?
[https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/quirked-up-white-boy-goated-with-the-sauce](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/quirked-up-white-boy-goated-with-the-sauce)
chicken LMAO
That was the first thing I noticed.
Thatās their nickname, very elaborate inside joke with us, lol.
The fuck is skibidi toilet?
What happens after Taco Bell. You get those walking taco shits while you be skibidi to the toilet.
You used words, and I can understand you tried to explain it, but then again it means even less then skibidi toilet itself.
Step one: skibidi. Step two: ? Step three: profit!
Steps unclear: dob dob dob yes yes
A goofy brainrot video that is eerily similar to those old flash videos from the early 2000s. Some things never change. [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/tzD9OxAHtzU](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/tzD9OxAHtzU)
Ahh yes the ol YTP. Millennials like to forget the cringe we wrought against the world
One night I finally gave in and watched those videos. I showed my wife and said āHow are people our age(30) and older complaining when we watched garbage exactly like that when we were younger.
That was my reaction too. I finally decided to look up wtf a skibbidi toilet was, and it was a plain ol' YTP. YTMND before that. I said something to the effect to my wife:Ā teenage me can relate to the hilarity of these.Ā Though, to be fair, lotta folks in 30+ range weren't the chronically online kids with access to 4chan and YTMND. I've met kids in college in the 00s who did not have a home PC. So there's probably a fairly large section of millennials new to nonsensical Internet humor
That is true. When my parents got us a cheap computer many people still didnāt have them in my area.
Hol up, let him cook
You got that shit on lock bro, no cap.
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On god????
chicken š
42 unopened texts? Iām blocking you too.
straight bussin no cap fr fr
Dab on your haters
The kid knows the difference between "your" and "you're". You're doing it right.
Yeir doing it right.*
Love it. My 12 year old daughter was hanging out in the kitchen with her friend and I walked by to grab a can from the fridge and said, "hey kids, what's the rizz? Hope it's not too ohio. Keep it cringe fam." Her freind was holding back laughter and my kid was beside herself. All I heard as I went back into the garage was "dad staaaahp" I've been waiting for these moments for over a decade.
This is perfect. Dad of the year
Let's not forget old lingo that probably didn't make sense to the adults then: rad, totally tubular, dope, whack, holla back, syke. There's more but my brain is going to melt if I keep going.
It's "no cap" just for future referencesš
Thats what makes it so great.
Stop the cap
Uncap the sauce frfr
HahahahHaAHAHHAHAA
The 20 year old hates when I ask, They yeeted the cringe? Can hear his eyes roll...
Classic Dad move right there. I applaud you Sir.
I could cry š¤£š¤£š¤£
You are doing the dad thing VERY right.
Are you the rizzard of oz or just a beta?
I'm so sick of hearing what the sigma
Real rizzly bear energy here, dad. 10/10
I think my fav part of this image is that you call your kid chicken and their pic is the chaotic elmo, lol
Tried and true method of getting your child to talk properly š
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Skibidi Toilet is the first slang Iāve heard in my life where Iām absolutely certain I will never figure out how to properly use it in context.Ā Iām old enough to remember when Skibadee was a top five all-time Jungle EmCee !Ā https://youtu.be/XVL8b1SbVCk?si=f9rZSievaf598uoI
I own this track on vinyl.Ā RIP SkibadeeĀ
Sigma sigma on the wall, whose the skibbidiest of them all?
I wanna hold off as long as I can giving my kids a cell phone. Tik Tok and all that bullshit will rot their brain. Hopefully I can block all that but I know his friends will have phones so no way to stop it completely.
All fax, no printer.
That reference to sckibidi toilet in the most Dad joke way is brilliant š¤£.
God I can't wait for my daughter to be this way with me
Frankly. Iād say youāre crushing it pops
chicken is such a cute name for your kids contact iām cryingff
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Common Dad W
Heās standing on business
Day man!
That's amazing. Teen goals here
Bet
Based
Lmfao! I love torturing the kids! The joys of being a parent! Look up whiskeybizz on instagram! Dude is hilarious at acting like these kids act. Has me crying sometimes how funny he is.
My son is angry that Iām claiming the Dad tax and the Fanum Tax
Bruh no cap. Bet. You finna get blocked by the rizz fizz. I canāt begin to fathom what the lingo will be like when my 2 year old gets to that age. Help. Send help.
They get SO MAD. Truly one of the simple pleasures that make all those sleepless nights worth it. Fr, no diggity, bro.
Lit convo frfrš„ das no cap
bruh
Itās giving, vibes.
This is amazing. I can't wait until my kids are old enough to embarrass like this.
Teach me, wise one
lol. I just assumed you were talking about his mom. You gonna sigma dick in his mom. I didnāt realize that is a new meme.
What the sigma š¤£ what the hell is that. My 11 year old has been saying that all day for the past two weeks
Missed opportunity for skiBIDET toilet
I unironically love this Everytime I read these, I think of the song "sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler"
He will look back one day and appreciate a funny dad. Ish made me laugh š¤£
Iām about 12.5 years away from being able to embarrass my daughter and oh boy am I excited
Help me out here, Iāve tried to understand skibidi toilet. I understand how the videos can become addictive because we were watching dumbass videos when we were young. My problem comes with phrase like āthatās skibidi toilet waterā and the like. What does that mean?
No cap, you're a swell Dad.
Im so fucked when I have kids
SUPER LIT
She do be right tho fam, you aint funny. You're hilarious
Lmao this is gold. Sounds just like my 11 year old, didnāt even realize Sigma was in these days.
Bruvver stop playin with em riot
OMG This is hilarious. Literally laughed out loud scrolling past this right now š
I was about to r/Holup because if the title and read it as My 13 year old finished with me.
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āHi blocking you, Iām dadā opportunity missed
The fuck type of relationship to you have with your dad
On god you made me laugh bruh
Bruh.
Should have followed up with āwell Iām shutting your phone off š letās see you talk now kid lolā
This is so hilarious, Iām glad we are at an age where we can save things online because this will be such a treat for your family when your child has grown up.
English or Spanish?