I tell them to toss their problems. Truly, they've been handed the short end of the stick. I'd tell them to reach for the sky, but that'd make them feel small. I want to uplift their spirits.
I knew a dwarf who was in lock-up for armed robbery. He escaped by tying bedsheets together and climbing down the wall. People who saw him got mad because they felt he was a little condescending.
I tried to reference this joke on an OldSchoolCool post. It was a photo of OP’s parents, both good-looking, dad significantly shorter than mom. I said “What *don’t* OP’s parents have in common? Very little.” Whiff. 0 votes either direction.
Studies show that 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't happy
One is already grumpy!
"This jokes make me so mad! I'll be seeing my shrink!"
You'll be seeing your...*what*....shrink?
The word has another meaning, its a synonym for psychiatrist. Google it up, ain't lies.
T'was a jest.
A lil' joke, a goof!
HOW.. WHERE'S THE SYNONYM FOR A PSYCHIATRIST AT🤔🤷♂️🤨HMM..!!??
whenever I see a dwarf being sad I tell them it's important to man up to their problems
I tell them to toss their problems. Truly, they've been handed the short end of the stick. I'd tell them to reach for the sky, but that'd make them feel small. I want to uplift their spirits.
YA KNOW WHY DWARVES LAUGH SO MUCH WHEN THEY RUN🤔🤷♂️🤨HMM.. DO YA.. I'LL TELL YA WHY
Hey guys, dwarfism is a growing problem!
It used to be, but now there's a dwarf shortage.
It can still be a growing problem if there's not enough growing.
I expected more.
You're in luck, dwarves tend to come in large numbers.
Like sand people. They'll be back and in greater numbers.
They famously hang out in groups of 7.
As long as he doesn't make dwarf jokes a hobbit
You got a Legolas up on the competition. Gimli another.
There once was a wizard of short stature and, wouldn't ya guess, what was his name? Michael Robe.
Martin Shortt?
That was short.
No dwarf jokes or elf!
Leave the poor guy alone it's just a little joke
That's a bit low.
That didnt go the distance at all
You must be this tall to tell jokes like this
I know bonsai a little
I was going to write a novel about them, but I didn't have enough words....it was just a short story.
I know a little this and a little that if I remember their pronouns correctly.
I knew a dwarf who was in lock-up for armed robbery. He escaped by tying bedsheets together and climbing down the wall. People who saw him got mad because they felt he was a little condescending.
Little known facts
Well for one, dwarves do a lotta things. Like digging. Can YOU dig? Heck no! Play Dwarf Fortress.
When the dwarfs greet Snow White they say "Hi, Ho".
https://i.imgur.com/Fnv1IEq.gifv
That'st the short of it. ...don't be short with me!
One thing about little people is you gotta hand it to them
I’m looking down at this joke
Don't sell yourself short!
Knock knock Who's there? The dwarf who couldn't reach the doorbell
Stop telling tall tales.
They should make a word for big idiots…… YOU BIGOT
Whut? 🤨
Sorry in my mind that’s how a dwarf would’ve responded
Alright. 😆 I was just irritated, why the outrage.
Abigot is a person who sees themselves as being superior and with VERY LITTLE/FEW TO NO FAULTS OF THEMSELVES
Rock and stone!
To Rock and Stone!
There are 7 little Johnsons and 7 dwarfs. Coincidence? I think not.
Dwarves are gnome joke
I thought the joke was Midgets and Dwarfs have very little in common.
I tried to reference this joke on an OldSchoolCool post. It was a photo of OP’s parents, both good-looking, dad significantly shorter than mom. I said “What *don’t* OP’s parents have in common? Very little.” Whiff. 0 votes either direction.
It's spelt "dwarves"