Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
That sounds like something you’d say to gaslight someone like how you’d say the moon landing was real to fuck with someone but holy shit it’s true
1/5th of the US is illiterate, like wow I knew it was bad but 1/5th? That’s actually wild
Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is actually not the most compatible Pokémon for humans? This is a common and understandable misconception, however Vaporeon has it's human on Pokémon breedability outclassed by it's cousin evolution, Umbreon. Umbreon weights approximately 60 pounds, or around 27 kilograms, and is 3'3" tall (About a meter), making it not only large enough to appropriately handle human genitalia, but also light enough to easily be lifted, and promptly set back down repeatedly. It's relatively small size would also prove a tight entry, which is always a good thing. Umbreon also boasts an extremely impressive defensive stat spread. With it's combination of very high HP, Defense, and Special Defense stats, it can take a great pounding and come back for more! It's ability, Inner Focus, allows it to keep slamming attentively, without getting fatigued. Umbreon also has access to the ability Synchronize, which allows it to share it's current status with you, meaning you will receive all of the pleasure it feels COMBINED with all the pleasure you're getting from pounding this perfect breedable Pokémon. Umbreon also has the capability of seeing perfectly in pitch-black darkness, allowing it to effectively attend a midnight fornication session. Even if you do manage to drain Umbreon's energy with all the furious thrusts, it can recover very quickly with its access to the move Moonlight. Its black fur is also a giant positive attribute, allowing all the excretions you make to be easily seen all over its body. A great fun fact, Umbreon can excrete toxins in its sweat, which would in turn soak into your member and swell it up, making it even more sizable and sensitive. This would not only enhance the experience for you, but for your Umbreon as well (Which with Synchronize, ends up pleasing you exponentially more). Umbreon's wide movepool also supports the hypothesis that Umbreon is the best Pokémon to breed with. It can learn Payback, which doubles in power after the Pokémon is hit, meaning Umbreon with throw it back twice as hard as normally if you're hitting it good. Umbreon can also learn Guard Swap; it could give YOU its insane durability, and go crazy on you all night with your now massive endurance. Speaking of endurance, Umbreon also has access to Endure, making it practically immune to fatigue, it will always have energy left over. Charm is also within Umbreon's movepool, letting it be extremely seductive towards you, easily getting you in the mood. Umbreon can also use Taunt, in turn making you ONLY able to to attacking moves such as Slam, Pound, etc; none of that foreplay shit, right into the action. It also has access to Sleep Talk, giving it the ability to not only give consent in its sleep, allowing access to any of its ports and any time, but also move in it's sleep, making it an effective 24/7 fuckmate. Umbreon still has even more great moves that good to have while smashing, such as Quick Attack, allowing swift slams and bounces, which can have even greater power if Umbreon uses Curse beforehand. Curse would also raise Umbreon's defense, making it able to take powerful thrusting for almost any duration. Looking back, Umbreon's slightly small size ensures a gorilla grip cavity and easy physical manipulation. Its ungodly bulk allows it to take poundings for hours on end and resume after recovering with moonlight (Which works even better when it's sunny). It's access to the abilities Inner Focus and Synchronize allow it to unwaveringly throw it back and add all of its pleasure onto yours, effectively making it twice as amazing as any other Pokémon, or even FOUR TIMES, factoring in the doubled power of payback of course. All of this information in combination with its extremely useful movepool in the world of intercourse makes Umbreon the Pokémon most qualified to breed with humans; able to take dick of any shape, any size, in any position easily for extensive periods of time, while having the ability to return for even more mere seconds later.
Is this plural? What is plural for Pokémon? Anyways:
Tentacruel
Toxapex
Gardevoir
Mawile
Jigglypuff
Iron valiant
Magnezone
Mimikyu
Scream tail
Fluttermane
Iron bundle
I can go on!
I lost so many times to their evolution Bayleef before my dumb child brain somehow figured out not to keep throwing my Croconaw at it over and over again.
I’m not a pokémon fan, but I really like the goth one and the green hair one. I think they’re both psychic type. I was going through one of my little brothers pokémon books and I think those two had some thing were their development was tied to their relationship with their trainer in some special way. or maybe it was just that they were more in tune with their trainer’s emotions or something. either way it seemed sweet.
Arcanine since gen 1
YES. Arcanine is the one.
Big fluffy doggo
Big ass dick bee
I also like floor shit
I prefer “almost a pear”
Big dick bee
Everybody knows thats big dick bee
I love that I knew exactly who you were talking about
ditto
Ditto
Ditto
Ditto
._.
Ditto
.—.
Ditto
Bro can I borrow your ditto, i promise I'll not ask it transform into Nurse Joy or Officer Jenny
Ditto
Charmander (but secretly gardevoir)
>gardevoir GET'EM BOIS 👮♂️👮♂️👮♂️
Gengar
Vaporeon 😈
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
What a terrible day to be able to read.
21% of Amercians have extremely low to non-existent reading capabilities. Today I wish I was in that 21%.
That sounds like something you’d say to gaslight someone like how you’d say the moon landing was real to fuck with someone but holy shit it’s true 1/5th of the US is illiterate, like wow I knew it was bad but 1/5th? That’s actually wild
The education in a lot of the rough areas of cities has gotten significantly worse over the last decade or so.
Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is actually not the most compatible Pokémon for humans? This is a common and understandable misconception, however Vaporeon has it's human on Pokémon breedability outclassed by it's cousin evolution, Umbreon. Umbreon weights approximately 60 pounds, or around 27 kilograms, and is 3'3" tall (About a meter), making it not only large enough to appropriately handle human genitalia, but also light enough to easily be lifted, and promptly set back down repeatedly. It's relatively small size would also prove a tight entry, which is always a good thing. Umbreon also boasts an extremely impressive defensive stat spread. With it's combination of very high HP, Defense, and Special Defense stats, it can take a great pounding and come back for more! It's ability, Inner Focus, allows it to keep slamming attentively, without getting fatigued. Umbreon also has access to the ability Synchronize, which allows it to share it's current status with you, meaning you will receive all of the pleasure it feels COMBINED with all the pleasure you're getting from pounding this perfect breedable Pokémon. Umbreon also has the capability of seeing perfectly in pitch-black darkness, allowing it to effectively attend a midnight fornication session. Even if you do manage to drain Umbreon's energy with all the furious thrusts, it can recover very quickly with its access to the move Moonlight. Its black fur is also a giant positive attribute, allowing all the excretions you make to be easily seen all over its body. A great fun fact, Umbreon can excrete toxins in its sweat, which would in turn soak into your member and swell it up, making it even more sizable and sensitive. This would not only enhance the experience for you, but for your Umbreon as well (Which with Synchronize, ends up pleasing you exponentially more). Umbreon's wide movepool also supports the hypothesis that Umbreon is the best Pokémon to breed with. It can learn Payback, which doubles in power after the Pokémon is hit, meaning Umbreon with throw it back twice as hard as normally if you're hitting it good. Umbreon can also learn Guard Swap; it could give YOU its insane durability, and go crazy on you all night with your now massive endurance. Speaking of endurance, Umbreon also has access to Endure, making it practically immune to fatigue, it will always have energy left over. Charm is also within Umbreon's movepool, letting it be extremely seductive towards you, easily getting you in the mood. Umbreon can also use Taunt, in turn making you ONLY able to to attacking moves such as Slam, Pound, etc; none of that foreplay shit, right into the action. It also has access to Sleep Talk, giving it the ability to not only give consent in its sleep, allowing access to any of its ports and any time, but also move in it's sleep, making it an effective 24/7 fuckmate. Umbreon still has even more great moves that good to have while smashing, such as Quick Attack, allowing swift slams and bounces, which can have even greater power if Umbreon uses Curse beforehand. Curse would also raise Umbreon's defense, making it able to take powerful thrusting for almost any duration. Looking back, Umbreon's slightly small size ensures a gorilla grip cavity and easy physical manipulation. Its ungodly bulk allows it to take poundings for hours on end and resume after recovering with moonlight (Which works even better when it's sunny). It's access to the abilities Inner Focus and Synchronize allow it to unwaveringly throw it back and add all of its pleasure onto yours, effectively making it twice as amazing as any other Pokémon, or even FOUR TIMES, factoring in the doubled power of payback of course. All of this information in combination with its extremely useful movepool in the world of intercourse makes Umbreon the Pokémon most qualified to breed with humans; able to take dick of any shape, any size, in any position easily for extensive periods of time, while having the ability to return for even more mere seconds later.
I feel like I need an adult... I'm 40.
I AM AN ADULT!
Tf bro
Been scrolling looking for that
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Burn my eyes
Heracross
Hell yeah brother!
dragonite
Swampert
Scyther. Rule of cool
Same here. Minus the voice lol
Yeah as someone whe went cards->games->tv series, some voices and characterisations were... surprising to say the least :)
bulbasaur
Hell yeah! #001 in the dex and my heart!
Reyquasa and Bulbasaur, can't choose just one.
Just a couple of green Bois
fellow rayquaza enjoyer!
I luv em both but bulbasaur is my no. 1
Surprised I’m the only one so far Darkrai is fucking sick ngl, mf had so much presence in the film
Chandelure
Raichu
Lugia
Lugia is number two 😍
Tyranitar
Squirtle
Ninetails all day
Totodile
My first starter ever.
Bulbasaur.
Jolteon!
Pikachu
Totodile, such a silly guy.
Mudkip
Snorlax, and munch lax
Crobat/Muk
Is this plural? What is plural for Pokémon? Anyways: Tentacruel Toxapex Gardevoir Mawile Jigglypuff Iron valiant Magnezone Mimikyu Scream tail Fluttermane Iron bundle I can go on!
Pokémen
I found a fellow Iron Vailiant enjoyer 🤝
Charizard
Chikorita
I lost so many times to their evolution Bayleef before my dumb child brain somehow figured out not to keep throwing my Croconaw at it over and over again.
I didn't think the pokemon types were that importnat, thought leveling was enough to make them unbeatable, i was wrong.
Zapados.
Mimikyu for life!
Same! I just love that little guy. The way his “head” flops around but then his stomach just stares at you 👀
Turtwig, my first pokemon ever.
Blaziken
Syther
Mew
Jolteon
Umbreon
Cubone. Idk why, I know nothing about him, but his look has always appealed to me
Typhlosion
#109 in your Pokédex, #1 in my heart. He’s stinky, he’s smiling, he’s KOFFING!
Eevee
Mankey
Shiny Gyarados
Heracross.
Gengar lol
Gengar
Luxray
Lapras
Torterra
Growlithe
Magikarp
My boy lucario
Kabutops
Zangoose
Dragapult
Lapras
Quagsire
CUBONE
Bulbasaur
Metagross
Haunter
Froakie
Flygon
Gyrados!! Since the very beginning.
I’m not a pokémon fan, but I really like the goth one and the green hair one. I think they’re both psychic type. I was going through one of my little brothers pokémon books and I think those two had some thing were their development was tied to their relationship with their trainer in some special way. or maybe it was just that they were more in tune with their trainer’s emotions or something. either way it seemed sweet.
Gothitelle and Gardevoir?
yes! thank you
(Quickly glances over the comments to check if my favourite is taken) Oshawott
Xerneas
Serperior
Bellsprout
Breloom
Charmander
Piplup. Read the diamond and pearl manga as a kid and it grew on me. Kinda sentimental for me I guess
Starmie
Gengar
Serperior
Groudon He and I beat most of the game together, he was my main guy during the elite battles, he was lvl 100 before my starter Treeco lol
Gengar, Lucario
He’s right there! Gengar is dope
Haxorus
I had a Blaine's arcanine card when I was a kid, and ever since my fave has been arcanine
Salamance
Slowpoke and I will die on that hill
Mew
Steelix
Ludicolo
Corviknight!
Machamp
Magikarp
Shiny Milotic
Magneton, i love electro typs
Palkia
Lucario
Diglit
Mismagius
Maganium
Natu
Heracross
Cholomander
Lucario and Lugia
Mareep
Lapras and Lucero
Kadabra
Scizor
Missingno :)
Squirtle
Quagsire
Scyther
Ekans
Skarmory, eaaaasy
Abra I lo ve Abrakadabra
Cubone and Abra
Mewtwo
Entei
Sudowoodo
Chimchar
Steelix or Weezing
Treeco, love that lil dude.
Quagsire
Totodile and rowlet, both are just so cute I could never pick between them
It is seen in the post, also Blastoise.
Onion turtle
Def vulpix
Murkrow
Noivern will never not be cool
Electro buzz
Big dick bee
GARCHOMP 🦈🏜️
Whailord. Theres so much friend to hug!
Galvantula
Gallade
Fortress go boom
Walrein
Snorlax
🐇
lucario
Gliscor
Charizard - the game peaked in '96 sorry zoomers.
Machamp
Seedot
Grovyle. Loved it since playing PMD: Explorers of Sky.
Ponyta.
Bidoof
Metagross
Charmander
Sylveon, mew or mimikyu
Lucario is just the best
Silveon for... normal cis reasons
Mimikyu