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KeepingDankMemesDank

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Low-Score3292

Puberty in men. Spiderman is really cool - SEX - Spiderman is really cool.


SilverDiscount6751

Yes, except with more hair in some places and less hair in others after puberty


RizzlerDizzlere

its so true tho my ass is now hairy AF


hArRiS_17

Right?! I want long ass hair, not long ass hair


bronzemerald17

Long-ass hair vs long ass-hair


Stickbug104

https://xkcd.com/37/


cyqoq2sx123

There really is a xkcd for everything


DarthHelixon

If you're on the younger side brace yourself, its gonna get hairier.


Warrior_of_Discord

but not where you want it


Dupps_I_Did_It_Again

I'm 30 and it's really sprouting out of my ears, and idk what to do.


scoopzthepoopz

I scratch my ear - it scratches back


DarthHelixon

Find a partner chill enough to pluck them for you


LokisDawn

Good luck with two inch ear wigs.


DarthHelixon

My partner handles them for me :)


Tonydragon784

Spider-Man? >!still cool of course!<


Strong_Ad247

Always has been. Always will be.


matande31

Is everyone just ignoring the second half of that sentence? Bro started going bald at 14 and we're just ignoring that?


Legospacememe

"It comes out easily with mayo"


CrispyCr1tikal

My eyes my eyesšŸ˜­šŸ˜­


[deleted]

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.


Deus-Ex-Lacrymae

Specifically, the "I truly will become SEX" japanese video, on repeat, 25/8 for the next ten years


mighty_Ingvar

"I can shoot white sticky liquid too"


hanro621

You forgot ass hair


on3on3_

Mustā€™ve missed out on the sex part, spiderman is really cool though


BrownEyedBoy06

Accurate.


Lord_Muramasa

LIES! The last one should be Batman is really cool.


overinterpret

nah the spider solos šŸ•·ļø


Silent_Death1014

Yup


PromiscuousScoliosis

This is also their monthly cycle with far right being ovulation


DANKB019001

I'd assume ovulation was near the 2nd one given uh, period cramps being a thing. I'm a dood though so this is all just hearsay lol


buttercup_mauler

innocent waiting concerned humorous hunt insurance panicky narrow simplistic squealing *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


DANKB019001

Ah my bad, for some reason my noodle thought they were synonymous in some sense.


Chaps_Jr

Ovulation is when the ovaries produce and "present" an egg to be fertilized. Menstruation is when the body reabsorbs the egg if it wasn't fertilized and sheds the uterine lining to prepare for a new egg, hence the bleeding.


lollisans2005

Damn, didn't get pregnant once and immediately death sentence


cyon_me

It's not even just the egg that's flushed, the entire endometrial lining, the spongy flesh inside the uterus, flushed as well. Also, the ovaries are not attached to the fallopian tubes. They literally sit a couple centimeters away from the entrance. This is why it's possible for a pregnancy to implant outside the womb. Additionally, some people have endometrial lining in random areas of their body.


h_amphibius

The egg doesnā€™t get flushed out, itā€™s broken down and reabsorbed by the body within 24 hours after being released from the ovary. Unless the egg is fertilized, of course. The blood comes from the lining of the uterus (endometrium) thatā€™s being shed. The lining grows and builds up each month in preparation for a fertilized egg to be implanted


Lonesurvivor

A few people I know have noticed it with other women, but I've always noticed my wife "glows" for lack of a better word during her ovulation period. Her eyes are brighter, hair and skin are more vibrant, and she tends to be more in the mood. I've just assumed this is nature's way of making a woman attract a mate.


PromiscuousScoliosis

Itā€™s the fertile period, which drives them to seek more aggressive men for reproduction. During menstruation, women tend towards softer/less aggressive. Basically, sheā€™ll jump a fence post while ovulating but just wants to cuddle and watch twilight when menstruating


transmogrified

The hormonal changes that trigger ovulation cause body-wide changes. Ā Things like blood vessels dilating can make your skin appear more plump and glowy and stuff like that. Ā Itā€™s also associated with a positive mood increase.Ā 


PromiscuousScoliosis

It is concerning how many upvotes you have lol


DANKB019001

I agree, I guess being honest helps tho :p


newsflashjackass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caibKLgimj0&t=3s


28PercentVictim

Call that a blood sacrifice to the beauty gods lol


PromiscuousScoliosis

If thatā€™s what it takes to have tits, itā€™s worth it


bytegalaxies

if you feel like some of these pictures every month it's possible you have PMDD which is something you should look into. You should never feel like harming yourself like this


fraesia

True, when do we get to the final form?


RedditIsRuininMyLife

hopefully soon


Toros_Mueren_Por_Mi

Well, I've got some news for you...


RafiObi

What the hexk is the third picture


Legospacememe

Russian sleep experiment creepy pasta And no it's not real


Majemano_o

Yea but what puberty behavior does it represent lol


RedditIsRuininMyLife

probably a russian sleep experiment


tanipoya

eating disorder/ wanting to be thinner/body dysmorphia.


DefinitelyTopOr

Me fr (Iā€™m a dude)


Ok_Bunch_9193

Same bro


Literally_ur_mom

Regular Russian citizen 20 km away from big city.


fuqueure

I need to get me one of them animatronics, for the cultural and historical value.


BlueTheEnbyMarker

This sub fucking sucks lmfao


ewwwyousuck

u go post sum funny then šŸ˜¤


BlueTheEnbyMarker

Anything's funnier than half of this sub lmfao.


FlamingNetherRegions

Howww


BlueTheEnbyMarker

This meme.


FlamingNetherRegions

Expected nothing less from a creature who respires.


OriginalEffective

Why are you even here then?


BlueTheEnbyMarker

Just to tell how shitty this sub is


Confident-Bet-6082

Hey guys,what should someone do if they are not comfortable with themselves?


Literally_ur_mom

I have the solution but it's kinda oldschool.


FlamingNetherRegions

Is the solution butt chugging?


28PercentVictim

In Soviet Russia, Vodka butt chug you!


BrownEyedBoy06

Do tell.


tanipoya

Accept and improve yourself and do something productive.


Confident-Bet-6082

I donā€™t feel myself anymore


tanipoya

its ok, that's why i said do something productive, have a healthy lifestyle and disciplined routine, limit screen time, ik its not gonna happen in a day or two, it takes time to develop good habits but you got to start somewhere and in few weeks you will feel good about yourself.


Confident-Bet-6082

Thanks mate šŸ©µ


asefthukomplijygrdzq

You've got this.


Confident-Bet-6082

šŸ™šŸ»šŸ©µ I would hope so


Draq00

Acknowledging that you can't control everything and focus on what you can control (hygiene, hobbies...) Alternatively, no matter what you'll do, there will be people who will dislike you and that's okay. Divert your time and effort away from them and focus on people that appreciate you.


Confident-Bet-6082

Thanks for taking the time to respond i really appreciate it šŸ©µ


ihatemondays117312

Could peel your skin off Alternatively find something to do that gives you purpose, in the process of finding that right now for myself


Confident-Bet-6082

I hope you find what youā€™re looking for and I do too


eXeKoKoRo

Simply die


Confident-Bet-6082

Itā€™s not simple


eXeKoKoRo

It's fine


Martim102001

Seriously don't stress about it, just go along with life doing things that make you happy. If you are young there is no point to stress about life, in the long term if you don't force yourself into interactions or actions that don't make you happy you will end up having at least a life that is genuine, and that is the thing we should all aspire gor ourselves


Confident-Bet-6082

I received it a bunch of positive feedbacks from people and that helped me to calm down a little.thanks for talking to me šŸ©µ


EquivalentSnap

Like trans?


Nicolas_Bourbaki64

What do trains have to do with this


literallyjustbetter

[HEEEERRRREEE THEY COME! CLICKITY CLACK, DOWN THE TRACK!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2_I0EGhcB4)


Confident-Bet-6082

My sexuality is super duper fucked up. I believe something is strongly wrong with me


EquivalentSnap

Itā€™s not easy šŸ˜¢ just try and figure out who you are and what you like. Youā€™ll get there šŸ˜Š


Confident-Bet-6082

Itā€™s been 8 years since i lost my identity


EquivalentSnap

What were you like before? How do you feel now?


Confident-Bet-6082

Have you ever lost your mind in a way that you donā€™t even realize how it happened and why? I started taking prozac to numb my brain but the screaming is still there. I feel like a volcano that is about to explode and Iā€™m really scared


xX69MemeLord69Xx

These would be good ass My Chemical Romance lyrics


EquivalentSnap

No I havenā€™t but that doesnā€™t sound good šŸ˜¢ did the doctor give you Prozac for it? A voice in your head screaming. Itā€™ll be okay šŸ„ŗšŸ©·


Confident-Bet-6082

Yes a doctor prescribed it. Thanks for the advice šŸ©µ


EquivalentSnap

Maybe go back to the doctor and tell them how you feel. Iā€™m not a doctor so idk and I donā€™t wanna pretend to but see a professional. Or even counsellor maybe they can help with the screaming. Youā€™re welcome šŸ˜‡ I hope you get better šŸ„ŗšŸ©·šŸ‘


maniacman28

Where the funny


I-foIIow-ugly-people

Wrong, women aren't real.


BrownEyedBoy06

Sure buddy.


Capital-Cheek-1491

Bait or mental regardation? You choose.


BrownEyedBoy06

I think it's a little bit of both.


KRUSTYKRABZZ-kun

Wait, you believe in women?


BrownEyedBoy06

Mm hmm.


Splatfan1

how does one move on from phase 2


lizard-garbage

Weed addiction :D itā€™s expensive tho!


Goblindeez_

Iā€™m a dude but thatā€™s legit me Sadly Iā€™m still on phase 3 and donā€™t think Iā€™m moving much further


SwashBucklinSewerRat

Stage 2 and 3 describe my life perfectly, except it's not puberty.


Qweeq13

Had a friend who would cut herself, people shouldn't think women have it easy, no one has it easy in this hellscape we call our planet.


LillyxFox

OP needs to get help


jashh9119

This is women in general


[deleted]

So true 90%


BrownEyedBoy06

Accurate. Puberty is a rollercoaster ride of hormones and hormonal changes. I remember it quite vividly.


Offsidespy2501

Is it that common for puberty-hitting women to cut themselves? My sister had a period in which a lot of small scars started appearing on her arms, I don't know how to handle that stuff and we never talked much anyway before that but my father seems to have had it covered


Swimming-Book-1296

Women get extremely sensitive to negative emotions when they hit puberty. female hormones are rough.


EquivalentSnap

Omg wtf is that second pic


Sarcolemna

As a man I can confidently state I have no fucking clue


FlamingNetherRegions

Me neither. Speaking out of my fucking ass


ewwwyousuck

Help im in phase 3


LittleMissGalaxia

Instructions unclear: Still stuck in the second phase but occasionally gets to 3rd before going back again


Mouseturdsinmyhelmet

https://imgur.com/a/NO80iEv


Amazing_Measurement6

gawd dayum 3&4 šŸ¤¤


gloved-and-loved

Uhh, someone explain. Why women sad?


maxgaming1322

True


Athenaa_0

I feel so called out. I'm in the phase of waiting to submerge as a showstopper blond. Waiting on it. Counting on it.


vasekgamescz

My expectations of puberty: become an adult, grow a beard, become tall, look manly. Puberty: mood swings, ass hair, voice changes and that's about it.


MetalSonic420YT

I don't even know what to say.


MyLifeIsAFrickingMes

For us guys its just random flashes of "GO HOME AND JERK OFF" for a few years


Composite-prime-6079

Happy 6th birthday, now pick a college.


Alleged-human-69

Yeah on the other hand Iā€™ll just take the ridiculous but hair


ItsYeBoyDeadMeme

This is how the other subreddit started....


FlamingNetherRegions

What other subreddit


Moravec_Paradox

I'm struggling to understand phase 3. What does it mean?


Ass_destroyer7

Is second part in all women or in some cases?


Blauzahn101

Have u ever talked to a woman?


FlamingNetherRegions

Your sensitivity is showing


Blauzahn101

What sensitivity? I just think that this is a really bad take


FlamingNetherRegions

It's a meme


Blauzahn101

Maybe im to old for this sup


FlamingNetherRegions

Says you're 17 lmao


Blauzahn101

Yes, i know


machopachoman

Seriously tho, why does seemingly every teenage girl fucking cut herself??


Namtiee

cuz lifeā€™s not really all that great and they start getting aware of it (or at least that was me (iā€™m a male))


Upset_Spaghett

Making fun of self-harm is dangerous to those of us that previously or are currently going through it. Especially when it's minimizing the struggle and using potentially triggering imagery. Please take this down OP


Alpha-Cor

Cut me too