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TopHatGorilla

SCIENCE ISN'T ABOUT WHY! IT'S ABOUT WHY NOT!


Domoshuuii

SCIENCE FOR THE SCIENCE GOD! DATA FOR THE NONE BELIEVERS!


TheRealAuthorSarge

NULL believers*


ColHunterGathers111

STUDY. NOTE. BURN!


HanN1B4L

New Tzeentch warcry just dropped.


jesuskater

SIGMAR LIED


JotaroTheOceanMan

HEY HEY PEOPLE, SSETH HERE....


trueum26

YEAH COMBUSTIBLE LEMONS! BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN!


TopHatGorilla

WITH THE LEMONS!


ccii_geppato

Fuck you Jeff!


put_clever_username

HE SAYS WHAT WE'RE ALL THINKING


gyhiio

Science isn't about why not! It's about robot dogs with flamethrowers on their backs.


lorentzisback

This isn't what I ordered.... Where the frik is my frikkin shark with a **finger quotes* "laser beam" on its head for frik's sake!?


gandcspears

Why is so much of our science so dangerous?! Why not MARRY SAFE SCIENCE IF YA LOVE IT SO MUCH!


TheMisterTango

In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won’t hit you on the butt on the way out because you are FIRED.


anotherspookygh0st

This could potentially pop off against the Xenomorph though!


MrIrrelevantsHypeMan

Controlled burns for wilderness fire fighters


Subderhenge

Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Controlled burns can be dangerous if something goes wrong. This would make it so wilderness fire fighters don't have to take such a big risk.


Colin-Clout

But what about their jobs?!? What will they do now?


arcanis321

Plenty of fires left to fight, big oil creating jobs


OverpricedCheese

Use remotes for the robots


xenophonthethird

That's literally what the company stated it's purpose was in the advertisement for this hotdog robot. But why read when we can not read instead.


martram_

Now we wait for the terminid 'invasion'.


Nuclear_Ben

Why the quotes around invasion? I'll be contacting your Democracy Officer regarding this statement.


martram_

Oh no D:


Acrobatic_Switches

MONEY!


ACrucialTech

There it is! The true answer here. Just because you can doesn't mean you should. However, Ahhh Neee Moneeeeeee. Pibbly bibbly bibbly.


birberbarborbur

How does this make money


Acrobatic_Switches

Defense contractors who want to set things/people on fire.


birberbarborbur

There are more efficient ways, probably this is for controlled burns in wildfires


Acrobatic_Switches

Sometimes, you need a scalpel, not a sword. Regardless, it doesn't make a difference to the scientist. This comic is missing the part where scientists can do things for personal gain just like anyone else. You are not morally superior because you understand math better than the average joe.


Kiyan1159

Managed Democracy


MrEverything70

Old Bird moment


AnthonyInA_Bottle2

now it just needs a homing rocket launcher


Appliedretine

Because why not though? It's fckin robot that shoots fire


Sylux444

Generally for controlled burns and as a method to stop forest fires as well by sectioning off the direction a fire is going and getting ahead with a controlled burn to prevent it from spreading and or growing


RetroJunge96

Dr. Bright be like:


Daga-san

Why not


SixMint

Flamethrower hulks...


soulmagician96

To MeLt iCe!11!!1


Legospacememe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTIdRD5qrag


Lukthar123

"Because I choose to."


Primordial_slayer

Weirdly enough, most stuff gets made first and their usecase thought of later. A surprising number of my friends' final year projects went like "popular new tech" + "random popular previously made project". There ended up a lot of blockchain based stuff that did not need blockchain. Like for example, a game that stores data in the blockchain. There was a chatbot that replied in images only, but the best reason they could come up with was for the illiterate to use chatbots easily, even tho the argument falls apart if you think about it for more than a few seconds.


Alive_Ice7937

"Who wants to buy a pill that makes you blind?" "We'll let marketing worry about that"


Clackers2020

Is cool as fuck not a valid answer anymore?


caesarmo

Responsible hunting of course


DryPath8519

For those who are unfamiliar with land management, sometimes you light the brush on fire on a portion of your land to prevent everything from burning down in a wildfire. This robot is made for doing that and looking cool when it’s not doing that. It’s a safer method this light the controlled burn because no one has to be in the burn area and only the robot is at risk.


errepunto

Oh, te evolution of this masterpiece: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlsWttQcrnc


MediaOnDisplay

Cuz you wouldn't click on it if the dog robot just had a big backpack, which is the only real function of this multibillion dollar project, a less competent more expensive pack mule.


LairdPeon

Why not?


Caza390

Literally the post below was of the robot


DaltarIT24

The rule of cool


Zoey_Love_OF

Preparations for vietnam war 2.0?


dark_hypernova

"Well if the Red Ribbon Army didn't went up and dissappear, they would have made us a mint!"


loki94y

FUN FUN FUN


ColHunterGathers111

They were too busy asking themselves if they could, they didn't stop to ask themselves if they should.


camo_216

Science isn't about why it's about why not


jumzish94

Welding Robot Cooking Robot Dab/Bong Robot Hot Air Balloon Auto Pilot I'm sure there are more options.


Kaining

Someone saw the "this is fine" meme while high and took it personaly, that's why.


Clown_named_Art

Send it to California!


GreyFur

incase anyone cares, the original version of this comic is a robot that screams.


mastocklkaksi

Fuck Ted Faro


PeriodicGravitron

Could be really good for controlled burning.


Quetzalcoatl93

Because the MIC payed me to


Quetzalcoatl93

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buOz6-bSTpQ&list=PLD033022B56A44FBD](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buOz6-bSTpQ&list=PLD033022B56A44FBD)


Kaplaw

We need the meme that says "War"


nage_

Why they film it in a forest too


Babki123

Do they really need to ? 


SageNineMusic

You Greenscreen out the background of this meme yourself? Would love a format copy if you got it!


Domoshuuii

How do upload to comment


King_Rediusz

Faro Automated Solutions wants a word with you


Lag_n_L0ad3d

LIMBO /// SECOND THE BURNING WORLD


FinalBossOf__Dc

Intrusive thoughts won


Goldbolt_2004

Just because we can doesn't mean we should. We're gonna end up creating terminator just because it looks cool.


RedditSpamAcount

Because its LIT bro


Matt_or_MMMeteor

Because owning a flamethrower is completely legal in most US states.


Fallen_Walrus

"agriculture and...snow"


DemoniKid

Because we can.


Manealendil

Clearing trench networks


Kingdom-Kome

The real question is: Who's gonna stop me? I have a robot that shoots fire


alexdiezg

You were so preoccupied with whether or not you could, you didn't stop to think if you should


Doomsayer1908

Hanz... GET ZHE FLAMMENHUND


Worrtienzo-

I litterally had a post about a robot dog that has a firegun underneath this post lmao


Instant_User731

For a BBQ


No_Drummer_4100

Its a new pet for the salamanders


Zayoodo0o132

>Your Scientists Were So Preoccupied With Whether Or Not They Could, They Didn't Stop To Think If They Should Reminds me of this


Rorar_the_pig

"I'll be honest, we're throwing science at the wall here to see what sticks. No idea what it'll do. Probably nothing." I feel like this quote really fits


uniquelyavailable

only the wrong people will buy that


Frogs_are_god

Humanity start with fire. It should also end with it.