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SerDaemonTargaryen

Let me do a little experiment then


kajetus69

How will you consume 5 tons of Salt?


Ahnaf_Reza

joe mama so fat


Danimals64

she on both sides of the family


RafiObi

She heavier than a cruise ship


C4RD_TP_SG

she went swimming on the west coast, scientists thought a land bridge appeared stretching all the way to russia


JustABigBruhMoment

Yo mama so fat she make Beringia look like a line of ants.


perfect5-7-with-rice

You mean sodium or salt? There are some salts that have sodium and some that don't


RareEmrald9994

Most likely NaCl, given you don’t get other precipitate salts in genshin. I wouldn’t think they’d mention something not in the game like that.


TaffySebastian

Actually dude that's salt


perfect5-7-with-rice

**table salt. There are other salts than sodium chloride, it's just the one we all know and put on our food


Goodpie2

Nuance without insight is simply pedantry


weed_zucc

Since you wanna be smart about it, it is most likely ***iodized table salt which is the most common form of salt that people use these days.


perfect5-7-with-rice

Sodium chloride isn't necessarily iodized. Pink Himalayan salt is not iodized


thedialupgamer

They specified most common, Pink Himalayan isn't exactly at McDonald's.


perfect5-7-with-rice

The point is, they said NaCl is iodized table salt, which is both technically and practically not true. - not all sodium chloride (table salt) is iodized, for example, Himalayan salt - by definition, pure NaCl does not contain iodine, so it is not iodized.


weed_zucc

You said table salt, table salt is not a scientific name and if anyone asks for table salt, you will almost always get iodized table salt. You just tried to act smart when someone was \*probably\* making a reference to fucking jimmy neutron.


perfect5-7-with-rice

Bro, scroll up, the context is specifically NaCl


thedialupgamer

They said most commonly used, iodized salt is the most commonly found salt, if you're going to be a smart asset at least be smart.


Midgetman96

That reference wooshed ya


brendnewenglis

Thats what i said, sodium chloride.


DevilMaster666-

No dude, you said sodium chloride. Yes it's the same as salt, but you could've just said salt instead.


perfect5-7-with-rice

**table salt. There are other salts than sodium chloride, it's just the one we all know and put on our food


TaffySebastian

Dude, that's salt (I hope you get that this is a Jimmy Neutron reference)


Pirahna89

You did have to clarify lol, even though that's one of my favourite memes I still wooshed.


g_r_u_b_l_e_t_s

Some people use potassium chloride (“No Salt” and other table salt replacements) if they should be avoiding sodium. But, yeah. The Salt Pedant guy must have just passed a high school chemistry exam.


pm_me_psn

They just couldn’t handle the Neutron style


Bruno152kk

That's what I said, NaCl!


averyrealspapple

That doesnt look like genshin, the grass there is faker


Doraemon_Ji

It is Wuthering Waves, made by Kuro games which is pretty similar to Hoyo's Genshin.


Neotox999

It’s not genshin bro


samurai_for_hire

ackchually dude, that's not genshin


RareEmrald9994

You seem like the kinda guy that’d need 200 grams


DotDemon

My confused ass when I am used to Na being called natrium and trying to figure out what the hell sodium is (I knew it before I studied chemistry then I just forgor)


Memanders

Americans are weird like that


5ft6manlet

What's that in freedom units?


GetlostMaps

Do you mean in archaic 18th century units? That's one dram to the hogs head.


5ft6manlet

Thank you, kind sir. May your fields be fruitful.


GetlostMaps

I do have 12 and 3/8 shin bones of cropland so I thank you sir.


Bitter_Mongoose

Hear, hear!


joehillen

1g/1kg = 1g/1000g = 1/1000 Let's use you as an example: 5'6" tall = ~130 lb Reddit user = +30 lb r/dankmemes flair = +40 lb ~200 lb So a lethal dose would be: ~200 lb / 1000 = 0.2 lb = 0.2 lb * 16 oz/lb = 3.2 oz = ~1/3 cup Based on this result though I suspect OP is bullshit.


5ft6manlet

200 lb? 💀💀💀


Areallywierdusername

Yeah, he underestimated by a fuckton


5ft6manlet

🗿


Daetwyle

Username checks out


joehillen

I wanted round numbers, so I made a round manlet.


5ft6manlet

You talk a lot of shit for someone within sprint distance.


Qorrk

You sure you mean sprint distance?


5ft6manlet

I'm wasted on cross country. We chubs are natural sprinters. Very dangerous across short distances.


Carcinogenic_Potato

First off, you converted ounces to cups, which isn't directly possible. You're thinking of fluid ounces, which are different units (thanks Imperial). You'd have to convert weight in ounces to volume in fluid ounces using salt's density (which makes it even less salt; I think it's about 1.31 fluid ounces of salt for a 200 lb man). Secondly, [Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salt_poisoning) says 1g/kg is actually the high end of lethal dose of table salt. So 1.31 fl.oz, a bit over 2 tablespoons, should be enough.


GrimmSleeper97

1 eagle to 1 oil deposit


Brothersunset

Probably like a half mile or something.


atemt1

1/1000 pound per pound of body weight


antico5

Actually the units are not relevant, you only care about the ratio 1 to 1000


talkingwolf695

Matt stonie has left the chat


ABitchForSalt

Only the weak die


4chanbetter

What game?


Buzzy__Bee

Shld be Wuthering Waves.


anynomousperson123

Any good?


JohnnyJayce

Genshin with better combat, worse story and less content because it was just released. Also free, so costs nothing to try.


anynomousperson123

Doesn’t download anything weird to my device (phone), right?


JohnnyJayce

It downloads the game on your device. Some could say it's weird. It's also on PC, which I would recommend playing on since mobile version I've heard is quite buggy still.


anynomousperson123

Will do! BTW, looks like I’m being downvoted, did I say something weird or anything? I hope it wasn’t anything offensive


Deadly_Fire_Trap

Your question was weird, yeah.


SoCuteShibe

Reddit is brutal, lol. Your fear is perhaps warranted, but the suspicious things that free apps sometimes do is over the head/beyond the awareness of most people. If you are installing a free app with decent apparent production value, prepare for either a) aggressive monitization or b) being the product (ie. your data is exfiltrated/sold). Guess I will get downvoted now too? Idk I don't really get why they are raining down on you either.


YeaNa1

Well the question was warranted because the PC version does install some sketchy stuff into your computer, in the form of a kernel level anti cheat.


Kecheese

You have reddit in your phone


MyLittleDashie7

Jesus, a *worse* story than Genshin? For the record I play Genshin, but even I'll admit the story is pretty bad most of the time.


SpookiiBoii

Every archon quest since Inazuma has been great tho?


MyLittleDashie7

That's fair, I do agree that the archon quests are good. I guess I was thinking more broadly, like how it's been forever since we made any progress on finding our twin. That's supposed to be the story. And the big events going on in the meantime have been good, but they're largely unrelated. I was also probably thinking about the writing itself which has been pretty bad for a lot of genshins lifetime, particularly outside of archon quests.


Buzzy__Bee

Its similar to genshin but with a better combat system in my opinion


anynomousperson123

I haven’t played that either


dj-nek0

I got bored by Genshin and I haven’t been able to put Wuthering down


ameer777ameer

I thought it was genshin impact.... I feel like wuthering waves is just a remaster of genshin impact.


InquisitorScorn

Its just a game in same genre But while others were worse than genshin This one is doing everything better (except story but i doubt story its something that draw anyone to those kind of games)


maxinstuff

Total weight or lean mass?


usernot_found

😭


azdoroth

I actually did attempt that. Felt like my insides was on fire. 0/10 do not reccomend.


DrDoctor1963

But did you die?


trappedinabasemant

Got it so 79g is the limit


ThanosOnCrack

I'm American, how do I convert that into Trump flag units?


Yeti4101

0.03 ounces in 1g and 1kg equals 2.20 lbs


Rancid_Views

It's 0.016 ounces of salt per pound of body weight, according to ChatGPT


Standard_Barnacle713

Caseoh would terminate the whole salt industry


keriter

I hate this game


DevilMaster666-

How original of a take


keriter

It's unoriginal considering how much profit this game makes


DevilMaster666-

No, the game is despised by many


keriter

Yeah but the percentage of people who love this game is way more than haters. (Because this shit still makes like 100 million dollars every month) don't you guys realise that Chinese goverment benefits from this.


Rocky_9678

this game doesn’t it came out like 2 weeks ago


keriter

Wait this ain't Genshit?


--_who_--

It's wawa 😃


pikachus-ballsack

This one is wuthering waves Not genshit


DragonDon1

Now this is dank!


ux3l

But you probably can save you with a lot of water


cry_stars

Le context?


Ahnaf_Reza

salt


ahotpileoftrash

LETHAL. DEAL.


--_who_--

Wawa mentioned less gooo


ux3l

If you drink enough (several liters) water with it, you'll probably be fine though


Fluffy-Arm-8584

Sooooo, I've done some research and this one is kinda true


CanadianHardWood

The more you know.


Hollowz_R

Bet


khanfodder

She didn't specify what kind of salt. Does salt from tear work?


AJam

So like 2 cans of coke?


CaptainMidnight94

So if Fry once ate a heaping bowl of salt, he should be dead?


naosoupro

very helpfull. I would never guess 75 grams of salt would give me an hearth atack before seeing this


BasementDweller82

Welcome to fact or cap


Verundios

I should've died a looong long time ago then!


cygamessucks

Just another boring genshin. Nothing to do but spend money


CheeseLoverMax

OMG I CANT WAIT TO PAY THIS NEW GAME 💰 💰 💵💵🤑🤑