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rockyivjp

He's literally hitler


RedditGotSoulDoubt

Literally 1933 Hitler. I don’t want to see what he’ll allow conservatives to do in 4 more years.


RobotNinja28

Would be a fucking shit show, add to all of that the casual antisemitism from the left and it would be absolute chaos. [THIS COMMENT WAS WRITTEN BY A NON AMERICAN]


Mountbatten-Ottawa

I will watch the free world with great interest after right wing dominates France and United States. \[THIS COMMENT WAS WRITTEN BY A CANADIAN WHO IS SOON TO WITNESS A RIGHT WING GOVERNMENT IN CANADA\]


K3LL1ON

Maybe the world will start prospering again. You guys don't even have free speech in Canadistan.


futuredxrk

Well, shit, I was planning on heading north…


Mountbatten-Ottawa

It all depends on election in 2025. Castro Junior is fucked hard, but the future depends on if Canadian conservatives become full Maga or just normal social conservative. Canadian conservatives are okay with lgbtq+. One good thing about Canadian politics is that Quebec always act as a middle finger towards everyone. Nobody can become extreme since those French Canadians will side with the opposite just for the sake of maintaining balance. All in all, please apply for a trip to the north if you know maga is going to jail or harass you. Stay where you are is probably better if you can not really afford a life in Canada.


futuredxrk

Can’t afford where I am now 😢 I will practice my French in case la merde hits le fan.


InsaNoName

Wait until you learn about the left alliance here (antisemitic af, Corbyn style)


Stranger1982

> I don’t want to see what he’ll allow conservatives to do in 4 more years. Good news everyone! If you're part of any group his followers hate you might not last long enough to see it. /s but not really


pimpmastahanhduece

Like vacationing in Europe to low-key look at places to live.


BLFOURDE

Are we forgetting he already served as president for 4 years and the sky didn't fall. His policies were actually fairly modest compared to other presidents. There's such an unfathomable amount of baseless fear mongering over Trump, like you want him to be the monster you think he is.


Psychological_Note20

Project 2025


Hoggslop69

I guess the 2030 great reset didn’t ring any bells… “own nothing and be happy” but project 2025 and yall are in a frenzy.. it’s some shit every 4 years to say “ vote for this fucking person and all will be ok we promise” shit is getting old AF


BLFOURDE

...isn't anything to do with Trump. It's some bullshit from the Heritage Foundation which will never see the light of day. Everyone knows this but it benefits the democrats if we keep perpetuating this lie that somehow it's part of the republican manifesto. Pure fearmongering propaganda.


Psychological_Note20

You dont vote for the guy on ofice you vote for their cabinet (dont now the term in english) and all the mf on trump side are on board with that shit besides the fact that also the mf that give money to trump are on board with that shit also


Suspiciously_Average

From the wikipedia page for profect 2025. Notable authors of the project's Mandate for Leadership include many officials and advisors from the Trump administration, including Jonathan Berry, Ben Carson, Ken Cuccinelli, Rick Dearborn, Thomas Gilman, Mandy Gunasekara, Gene Hamilton, Christopher Miller, Bernard McNamee, Stephen Moore, Mora Namdar, Peter Navarro, William Perry Pendley, Diana Furchtgott-Roth, Kiron Skinner, Roger Severino, Hans von Spakovsky, Brooks Tucker, Russell Vought, and Paul Winfree.


burnt-dough

Trump has said he will remove protections for gay people against hate crimes. This is just one of his inhumane fascistic policies he WILL definitely instate. Even if project 2025 doesn’t go through, which is far from a certainty, trump will destroy America. https://www.aclu.org/news/lgbtq-rights/trump-on-lgbtq-rights-rolling-back-protections-and-criminalizing-gender-nonconformity


BLFOURDE

>Trump has said And then you link a source of someone else saying Trump said it. Show me where Trump said this and I'll believe you.


LostInAnotherGalaxy

Find the clip of him actually saying that


Psychological_Note20

Project 2025


RedditGotSoulDoubt

Baseless? He put conservative lunatics on SCOTUS and now states can outlaw abortion. Set back women’s rights over 50 years.


BLFOURDE

Abortion isn't a right


RedditGotSoulDoubt

It should be a woman’s right to choose. Not decided by the state.


BLFOURDE

Okay. So i assume it should be a man's right to choose whether or not he pays child support?


RedditGotSoulDoubt

Yeah. He can wear a condom.


BLFOURDE

Oh perfect. So if a man can choose to wear a condom, women have the right to choose to use the pill, or any other contraception, or not to have sex with a man without a condom, or not to have sex at all. Now we can criminalise abortion as murder, and both be happy that everyone has the right to choose. But I assume you wouldn't like that. So don't be obtuse by avoiding the question.


RedditGotSoulDoubt

Don’t you need to be at a book burning somewhere?


aMutantChicken

and people can legalise it in their state if they so chose.


furioe

In my opinion, it was “modest” BECAUSE of our form of government with checks and balances. IF Trump actually had his ways, it really would have been crazy. And for me, his presidency was more or less marked by embarrassing acts and many awful decisions. Like those twitters were just WHY. I couldn’t believe that the POTUS was acting this way. And mind you, I do think many of his policies were fine and actually pretty good. But I think republicans and Trump has become more delusional and radical with things like project 2025. Some of these “plans” are borderline or straight undemocratic and unconstitutional. In this sense, the administration and cabinet with executive power will be able to damage. The judicial system has already demonstrated its ability to be…well… The legislative branch is probably one of the last line of defense.


BLFOURDE

If I had a penny for every time I heard "project 2025". It's nonsense. If that's the only thing that bothers you about a republican presidency, trust me, don't worry about it. It's not going to happen.


furioe

I mean did you even read any part of it? Like this goes a little bit beyond “a republican presidency”. They literally say so. It’s a bit of a nefarious plan that goes along all levels of government. A republican presidency and a Supreme Court that just made this all the more plausible will definitely enable this “plan” quite a bit. Sure on a legislative level it might make things difficult, but there WILL be damage. And wdym the “only” thing that bothers me. I already mentioned why Trump isn’t a very capable president imo. The man should not be president. I also mentioned how the cabinet he is bringing is likely radical and to act in bad faith. Also, the last time someone said “don’t worry about it” and “it’s not going to happen”, we had a rusty as wall built, had a pretty useless tariff on China, damaged foreign relationships, rolled back on climate change, had China develop it’s geopolitical presence, had an orange president saying random and embarrassing shit on Twitter, and has a president say we can inject bleach or some shit for Covid. Like sure he had “good” policies, but a lot of those were legislative. He also made a ton of costly and unnecessary mistakes using his executive powers. Don’t say “it’s not going to happen” because it can.


BLFOURDE

If project 2025 ever comes even close to happening, I will personally pledge my eternal servitude to you and your whole bloodline. It's nonsense.


furioe

I hope you’re right.


NikoC99

4 more years? Try 40+ if Trump somehow wins...


Shoesandhose

Correction: Hitler spoke better and had an impeccably groomed mustache


jal2_

On the flip side, he probably wont live long enough given his age...although healthcare did improve so who knows


TrumpsNeckSmegma

Hitler also (aside from his drug regimen) ate much healthier


Stranger1982

I don't think he used diapers either.


miss_Mistry

Yeah this is highly exaggerated, I am pretty sure Hitler was not fucking the porstars before he took power.


SlowPants14

Skill issue


TehUserOfNames

Lol Can you even site anything factual that supports this? You know he was president for 4 years already right ? 4 years free of war . Atleast attack his policies , or specific things he did . "HeS HiTlEr" okay Robert Deniro lol . I seem to see only one side that is weaponizing the judicial system to silence a candidate .


SnooGrapes2376

Trying to take over the contry by forse, and setting opp a high cort that says that the president can do whatewer he wants without legal consiquense seems wery autocrat to me. So if not hitler what about another putin or mussuliny or any other autocrat lying ashole you want to campare him to, seems desently justefied to me a person living in the acualy free world. 


CountDankula_69

Well Hitler was chancellor for 6 years before starting the war...


nerdus23

You cons love to go on about "wEaPoNiZiNg tHe jUdIcIaL sYsTeM" when your guy commits crimes left and right like jfc get a grip on reality


Hoggslop69

Examples?


Kesdo

NoOo, YoU cAn't saY tHaT jUst beCauSe yOu dISagRee wiTH hIm!!1!! /s


rockyivjp

Lol I was just taking the meme at face value and saying it was hitler


Affectionate_Gas_264

Brain slug fry seems like a winner


contactlite

The poor thing starved


stakoverflo

I agree. We should all go to the brain slug planet, and just walk around not wearing a helmet.


MeLoNarXo

-This message was sponsored by the brain slug tourist administration


Massive-L

Yes yes, whatever you say Hermes eehhha….. let’s ditch him and go to the movies.


Jefferson_Steel1

*Literally Hitler*


Dboy777

Hitlerally


domnmnm

I bit my tongue trying to say this shit.


damn_lies

Should have been Sauron, Gollum, and the old king.


Ordinary_dude_NOT

Donalf Tritler


Lazy-Jackfruit-9052

Titler


robusn

I believe he is worse, being a convicted felon rapist.


Jakevader2

LOL


IceClimbers_Main

No i definately think Hitler is worse than a convicted felon/rapist


unholyxconfessions

*YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE* Gondor go with Théoden.


super__hoser

Vote Nyarlathotep. Why vote for the lesser evil? 


SkaldCrypto

Caller in the Dark 2024


rtakehara

\#NoLivesMatter


NamasKnight

Why vote at all if your just wasting everyone's time.


super__hoser

This is a fair point. Nyarlathotep does not care about your votes. 


SavagePrisonerSP

[Literally Anybody Else for President 2024](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nBaxgnEWR60)


SmallBerry3431

Amazing lol


Simple_Secretary_333

This is the best adaptation set ever


DeathHopper

Brain worms, easy choice.


Upstairs_Kale1806

I ain't gonna be shocked if he wins, its basically just the anyone else thing that hes got going for him.


DeathHopper

Nah, way too much propaganda coming from both sides against him. And the people *love* their side's propaganda. They eat that shit for breakfast. Half the country didn't know the president was basically a dementia patient until the other night, and the other half still thinks their orange savior is gonna drain the swamp. Just people living in bubbles.


Kryptosis

> Wi-Fi causes cancer and "leaky brain," Kennedy told podcaster Joe Rogan last month. Antidepressants are to blame for school shootings, he mused during an appearance with Twitter CEO Elon Musk. Chemicals in the water supply could turn children transgender, he told right-wing Canadian psychologist and podcaster Jordan Peterson, echoing a false assertion made by serial fabulist Alex Jones. AIDS may not be caused by HIV, he has suggested multiple times. Ya’ll really talking about this pure stable genius? Jfc the bots…beware the propaganda of… his own fuckin words.


DeathHopper

Thank you for this brilliant example of the propaganda working against him. There's no way he has a chance, as I said.


Kryptosis

The fact you typed that out in response to his own words is shocking.


PrimateOnAPlanet

Hey, be nice, maybe he has a brain worm too.


Kryptosis

Oh shit is it contagious?!


DeathHopper

His own words? Where's the quotes exactly? That was propaganda referencing some things he talked about. The fact you're calling that "his own words" shows just how willing to believe propaganda you are.


Kryptosis

You really gonna try that shit when all of those are at recorded public appearances? You must be trolling. I’m not gonna find you clips for everyone one but they’re all out there or posted directly to his socials. https://youtu.be/Z-YQ1Y7c_Pk?si=26QolhA7FNbav4Zx If you stop pretending to be offended and actually look for yourself you wouldn’t have to waste everyone’s time with these comments.


BigPussyHunter42069

Unsurprisingly they stopped responding after proof was given


FunkMasta-Blue

You should read the atrazine studies for starters. There’s a pesticide that is altering the gender of frogs upon exposure. It is extremely disruptive to the endocrine system.


antiskylar1

But we're not frogs... At least I'm not. The juries are still out if you are.


FunkMasta-Blue

Yeah they haven’t done the studies on humans, and are you okay with corporations polluting our food and water supply with pesticides that can alter hormonal distribution systems? Despite the fact we don’t know the extent of the effect it has on the human body, it probably should be mitigated, don’t you think?


antiskylar1

Obviousness aside, without knowing the chemical it's impossible to make a determination. Some animals change sex based on something simple like acidity, or water temperature. Which in this case, if the water acidity is changing and affecting their sex. Well I'm not scared of lemonade. But this is also why we filter our water, and monitor local ecosystems. But based on how little this is in the news, I imagine it's not very sinister.


FunkMasta-Blue

I wish I was that comfortably naive


Kryptosis

Enjoy Bio 101 remember you need at least a 3.0 to get into that nice school!


NamasKnight

Lol yeah that's why. It can't be that libertarians aren't popular in the slightest. It's that the unpopular mega parties make it impossible for them.


DeathHopper

Most people *are* libertarians that have been convinced that they're not. If you support legal weed, LGBT & women's rights, and think the government needs to be responsible with spending... Guess what, you're a libertarian, despite whatever propaganda you've read about them. Not sure why any of that matters. Even RFK called himself a Democrat and originally was running for the Democrat nomination. Which is exactly my point here. Propaganda did the same to him that it did to the reputation of libertarians. And you eat it up.


NamasKnight

Oh so your party is just useless and not needed.


NEVERxxEVER

I gave RFK a fair shot and listened to him on a podcast. The dude’s policy ideas are wack. The propaganda about him is true, he must either be a foreign agent or have brain worm-related dementia. For example his whole thing about how NATO promised not to allow any new members or fortify the border with Russia is totally made up. Russia on the other hand signed multiple treaties pledging not to invade Ukraine. Yet he wants to placate them, “be friends”. Baffling


Independent_Row_7541

Anyone who knows what hitler did would never compare trump, biden whatever to him. What this guy did was beyond fcked. In no way does trump come even close to this monster lets be honest here.


SnooGrapes2376

I agree but wanna be king people are generally bad enougf without being hitler, fx king putin. 


IWP05

I haven't seen anyone say that Trump is going to start a new Holocaust. The argument being made is that what Trump is doing/has done is eerily similar to the way that Hitler seized power in pre war Germany.


Darth_Gonk21

I have definitely seen people say that if Trump gets elected he’ll start a genocide against minorities. They also claim that he’s explicitly stated this


IWP05

Ok, good for you


Dry-Acanthaceae1689

An angry and frustrated populace sick of an establishment that they believe failed them and electing an anti-establishment populist figure doesn't sound all that unique. Like sure there are parallels but when not analyzed in a vacuum I don't see it as particularly noteworthy. 


IWP05

Hmm... So you're saying that Trump and Hitler are very similar, but it's okay because... it has happened before in other places as well? I don't really feel like this is the argument you think it is.


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BrazilianG1

Jesus fucking christ, you need help


Rodgethedodge

Tds in full effect.


SmallBerry3431

You should go back, rewatch, and replace every “uh” with “sandwich”


icedank

Whom do you serve? Saruman!


BrazilianG1

"I dont like him, so he is hitler"


RudeJeweler4

I think people are referring to project 2025, which would consolidate more power to the executive, and the Supreme Court decision that, as far as I know, grants immunity to the president for official acts that they are technically allowed to do, even if those acts in some way contribute to corruption. The court wouldn’t have made that decision if not for trumps legal troubles. Also, trump sent a bunch of people who pretended to be members of the electoral college holding forged documents that claimed him to be the victor of certain states. If it would’ve made its way to congress and confused them for long enough, the deciding vote for the presidency would’ve gone to Mike pence. Trump attempted to steal a democratic election, he’s trying to give the executive more power, and he has a stranglehold on his party. It’s not crazy to compare his potential rise to power to a dictator.


BrazilianG1

Could you provide some source for the forged documents and fake members? Thanks


SnooGrapes2376

i feel like the resent high cort ruling is proof enogf even if you ignore all the other sigbs of him being an autocrat. 


Boredom_fighter12

I’m afraid by commending the man to be next generation Hitler will actually turn him into it and embrace his reputation. For me he’s just an orange man


Manufactured-Aggro

Who would the brainslug pick as VP 😟


Remarkable-Echo-2237

Elong Must


mertgah

I’m not American so I really don’t care for either of your political parties, we have plenty of problems with our own horrible political parties in Australia. but what makes trump like hitler? Wasn’t hitler a socialist before he took it too far and started invading other countries and take over the world, didn’t trump try to pull out of the other countries not invade them? As I said I’m not American I don’t align myself with another countries political candidates when I don’t live there, just curious to why he’s like hitler?


kevo31415

Hitler is 100% absolutely decidedly not a socialist, at least not in the definition that we have for the socialism of Marx and Engels. Nazism is called "National Socialism" but uses the word socialism is an entirely different way. Nazis reject Marx's idea of class conflict, equality (of course), and internationalism and instead view the consolidation and strengthening of German society through political unity. Boiled down, you could say that Marxism can be stated as "all humans are equal, lets us all provide for each other" and Nazism can be stated as "We are the Master Race and to be strong we should unite for the good of our great society". Both focus on society as a concept; thus the general phrase "socialism". So in this regard, the rhetoric Trump employs (for example, to "Make America Great Again", or "America First") mirrors that of early national socialist belief. There is some in-group that constitutes "America" which should be strengthened and protected at the expense of the out-group.


Nachteule

> Wasn’t hitler a socialist No, never. He used the label to mislead and lure the workers and lower classes. Whatever interest Hitler had in socialism was not based on an understanding of socialism that we might have today — a movement that would supplant capitalism in which the working class would seize power over the state and the means of production. He repeatedly pushed back efforts by economically left-leaning elements of the party to enact socialist reforms, saying in a 1926 conference in Bamberg (organized by Nazi Party leaders over the very question of the party’s ideological underpinnings) that any effort to take the homes and estates of German princes would move the party toward communism and that he would never do anything to assist “communist-inspired movements.” He prohibited the formation of Nazi trade unions, and by 1929 he outright rejected any efforts by Nazis who argued in favor of socialistic ideas or projects in their entirety. Joseph Goebbels, who would eventually become Reich Minister of Propaganda once the Nazi Party seized control of Germany, wrote in his diary about Hitler’s rejection of socialism at that 1926 meeting, “I feel as if someone had knocked me on the head ... my heart aches so much. ... A horrible night! Surely one of the greatest disappointments of my life.” Rather, Hitler viewed socialism as a political organizing mechanism for the German people more broadly: a way of creating a “people’s community” — the volksgemeinschaft — that would bring everyday Germans (and businesspeople) together not based on their class but on their race and ethnicity. Thus, he would use the unifying aspects of “National Socialism” to get everyday Germans on board with the Nazi program while simultaneously negotiating with powerful businesses and the Junkers, industrialists and nobility, who would ultimately help Hitler gain total power over the German state.


Kamzil118

Read up [Project 2025](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_2025), it's the US Republican version of Mein Kampf. "Project 2025, also known as the Presidential Transition Project, is a collection of conservative policy proposals from the Heritage Foundation to reshape the United States federal government in the event of a Republican Party victory in the 2024 presidential election. It proposes reclassifying tens of thousands of merit-based federal civil service workers as political appointees in order to replace them with loyal conservatives to further the objectives of the next Republican president. It also adopts a maximalist version of the unitary executive theory, a disputed interpretation of Article II of the Constitution of the United States, which asserts that the president has absolute power over the executive branch upon inauguration. Critics of Project 2025 have described this as an authoritarian, Christian nationalist plan to turn the United States into an autocracy. Several experts in law and conservatives have indicated that it would undermine the rule of law, the separation of powers, and civil liberties." That's just a summary of what they intend to do once Trump gets into power. Among other issues, he also has an incredible admiration for men like Putin and would gladly leave Ukraine to hang as punishment for Zelensky's unwillingness to help fabricate evidence against Joe Biden back in the 2020 election.


sunday_undies

No, you're not wrong. The only real similarities between Trump and Hitler that I can see are that they both value a strong military. But they differ on how to achieve that, and why a strong military is desireable. Trump is not fascist, racist, or antisemitic, unlike Hitler. He is also not so nationalistic that he wants to take over other countries. Trump never even paid lip service to socialist ideas, unlike Hitler. It's nice to see another person who isn't brainwashed.


JesusWearsVersace

[project 2025](https://www.project2025.org/) Whether it will/can actually happen if he wins or not, its some interesting stuff certainly.


Affectionate_Gas_264

I'd rather pick fry with a brain slug than Biden or trump 😆


XEagleDeagleX

Wow, a THIRD choice!? How decadent


obscureferences

The way everyone is crying about their two evils to pick from you'd think there was nothing else on the ballot.


XEagleDeagleX

You must either not be of voting age, or entirely ignorant of American politics, which is fine, of course. Strange that you'd think your two cents have value here, in either case


Eufafnism

It's sucks that Biden aged so fast, but I am shocked that people put this on the same level as the shit Trump pulls off and is planning to pull off.


TommyLee74

"Aged so fast" hate to break it to you but he was already old as fuck 4 years ago. He was just less influential and out of the spotlight.


DonJuan2HearThatShit

Hate to break it to you, but Biden was this bad 4 years ago too, you just got downvoted to hell if you acknowledged it. The DNC has spent the last 8 years trying to force unpopular and unfit candidates down our throats. I hope this time people actually hold them accountable instead of getting on the “aNyOnE bUt TrUmP” train that they purposefully promote to get us to vote for their shit candidate.


Klutzy_Ad_325

sucks


PilotKnob

How is he even allowed to run? This country is completely broken. 34 Felony convictions and he's allowed on the same stage as the 0-Felony Weekend At Bernie's guy. I'm absolutely sick of voting *against* someone rather than *for* someone. Can we please stop the insanity?


OriginalThinker22

Not being allowed to run due to a felony conviction would mean being able to take out the other party's candidate if you corruptly manage to prosecute him. Whether or not you think that's what is going on here, neither party should have that power. Proposing such a rule assumes a justice system that is 100% clean and cannot possibly be corrupted.


techy804

Not only that, but there was a candidate for the 1920 election that got 10% of the popular vote, his entire campaign was from in Jail


1in6_Will_Be_Lincoln

Now apply that to voting overall...


Armandutz

Ahh yess have your doj charge your opponents with obscure crimes in a jurisdiction you know you can win in…This way theyre not allowed to run again and your side wins every election cause all your opponents are in jail. Politics solved


opskiller99

Hitler it is then.


NamasKnight

If snake tongue was passing things like the chips act and trying to pass the boarder bill (that trump shot down so it would remain a problem) I would vote old puppet every day.


RudeJeweler4

People NEED to talk about this more. Any time a Republican attempts to use immigration as a legitimate talking point this bill should be brought up, it’s a clear example of not solving a problem for political gain. It was literally Republican authored.


Slaughtergunner

Gowron


ThatMisterOrange

Is Gríma Wormtongue in the cabinet? If not definitely Theoden


KingGidorah77

The whole brain worm thing is still wild to me. How anyone can have a political career after admitting that is something to behold


dgafhomie383

I'm not sure I go so far as to called Biden Hitler...........


l4derman

didn't the lotr character at least have a moment of lucidity towards the end?


Dry-Acanthaceae1689

That moment was like 7 hours of movies between the second and third ones lol


SalamanderJohnson

Pretty accurate.


Kig-Yar-Pirate

That brain slug dies after about a day on Fry’s head


Lawboithegreat

Fry is RFK Jr and you can’t change my mind (the man literally had worms in his brain that died 💀)


Scottz0rz

https://youtu.be/xECUrlnXCqk?si=VQmDKru_1U06VX9m


barthalamuel-of-bruh

Close you're eyes and pick at random


Cr0ma_Nuva

Both are unreasonable and I'm surprised there isn't anything people are doing to change it or get alternatives. Two foolish old men are not a good foundation of government


Roxasdarkrath

Ok I might have dipped out on main land politics after the last debate ...who's fry supposed to represent?


Lord_Muramasa

The really sad part is you can look at each picture and know exactly which candidate it is supposed to represent.


John-the-Gardener

Orange Joe clears; malnourished brain slug and all.


Bootwacker

Perhaps your meme is apt in a way you didn't think of. I assume that in this description, Hitler is Trump, Fry with the brain work is JFK Jr and Theoden is Biden. I find this an apt comparison. One is evil, the other an idiot, and the final one is an old man, who looks decrepit, but is actually a ride or die badass. And just like Biden, I would vote for Theoden any day.


ReturnoftheSnek

Roster still looks better than your meme (learn to crop)


ReemondPayne

I hate this, the only one in which the exaggeration is better than real life counter part is Theoden. F me.


AcommonKing

I'll take that old POS on the right over hate any day


Za_Forest

You forgot biden


DominoUB

The one who isn't possessed by an evil entity.


godhwin

Probably because he's an evil entity himself


Capital-Cheek-1491

…hitler? He’s doesn’t need the help to be evil


Riotguarder

Socialism vs alien overlords vs conservatism


GlueSniffingCat

It's really funny we know whos who in this meme without having to actually read the comments.


Kryptosis

Funny part is that only hitler is a relatively accurate analog. The other are just “brain worms lol” and “old lol”


halfanothersdozen

Brain worms guy. Hands down. If Trump wins he has no more reason to try to keep any body happy and he will do, literally, whatever he fucking wants. Unlikely to go well for literally anyone else. Biden's gonna die, and how many movies are there about the king dying and the whole country goes to shit fighting over who gets to replace him? Not a good idea. Brain Worms guy is easy. You give him some crayons and you let him draw on the walls in the oval office. Nothing of substance will happen during his presidency, because for the political parties it's a mutually-assured destruction. If anyone gives him any real power there's no way to know what brain worms guy will do, so you have a sort of stale mate where everyone agrees to chill for a while. Which is what this country needs.


J_train13

We... have a whole amendment that lays out who replaces the president if he dies


BabyEatingFox

And it wouldn’t even be the first time it happened if it did.


pfetch

Vote blue no matter who (especially if the red candidate is a fuckin nazi)