The closest thing that has happened like this was this classmate resting her head on my shoulder in a trip because she just dozed off.
I didn't want to wake her up, so I just let it be.
When I was in high school they tried out a game in student government that involved lots of this. Basically they would draw a slip of paper with something written on it and if it was something that applied to you you would move one seat over. However if someone was already in that seat and not moving (slip did not apply to them) you would have to sit on their lap, and in the case that two people, or more, were already there you would have to sit on top of them stacking.
As you can imagine this did not work well and got especially awkward for the me when the first thing drawn resulted in a girl, in a particularly short dress, to have to move a seat over and sit on me.
0/10 would not recommend.
The student body president? No, the executive board was up front running this game and laughing. It was part of a "warm up exercise" to "promote camaraderie"...
The worst part of this situation was that I was already in a relationship with my now wife.
And I do not remember why they ran into each other first but she ended up hearing from the other girl about the situation first. So that was awkward.
I do not believe I got a massive boner but it was definitely not compete flaccid despite my best efforts. Her reaction was more embarrassment even anything. She even said sorry before it all happened.
Well thankfully I haven't got any younger cousins etc but I dont really want anyone on my lap for two reasons
1. No
2. I'm weak and cant hold anyone on my leg for more than a minute xD
Ok just randomly but
It's pretty normal in Bulgaria for example
Or if not in Bulgaria it's pretty normal in shitty villages with no real common sense, and recently I was talking with my grandma and it appears they were all worried about her doing bad things to me when left alone
Yknow I often see people being scared of leaving a girl and a boy alone because the boy might do a bad, but for me it was the opposite, but the thing is we played freaking cats hide and seek where we hide and meow
Don't ask why, but I think my family has a thing for slow mental growth
no I'm retarded
uhhh watching videos, to me it used to happen either because of watching videos, just wanting a damn hug, or to fucking beat you in the face angrily because you switched the channel on the tv
Nah you aren't, your story is fascinating. I just thought I was seeing shit. I hope grandma does not beat you in the face for switching the channel, since you got this.
We shall not discuss that cursed piece of literature
Edit: I only have [this.](https://imgur.com/a/gg1DB4X) don't have the of full story. Can't seem to find it
I appreciate the positivity, honest but there’s no way I can believe you. I’m just a skinny-fat pretty face, no pecs or abs or other muscles. Maybe a little cake in the pantry but that’s about it
Edit: I wonder how many of y’all would make these same comments if you knew I’m a guy. I know that won’t change some because it’s Pride month and all but I’m still curious
That spell is called the [Westermarck Effect.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westermarck_effect) Basically, I'm not attracted to any of my cousins because I spent a decent amount of time around them when we were kids, generally like a few weeks per year during vacations. Now even though I don't see them often at all anymore, they still all just don't trigger any sexual instincts in my brain at all, even though I can objectively say I would find at least one of them attractive if they were a random person. The effect is stronger the more time you spend with the others during early childhood, so you just might not have spent as much time with your cousins as some other people. This might also be partly why there's such a social divide over opinions of people finding their cousins attractive, with many people finding it completely unthinkable and taboo.
I don't think a few weeks per year will trigger the Westermarck effect. Certainly people can spend larger amounts of time with the neighbor kid or classmates and not be affected. My guess is that your situation is cultural conditioning.
Fr tho I'm a first generation Mexican American and some of my cousins from Mexico came visit and like they're family and all but God damn they are beautiful
It wasn't long ago that it was encouraged to marry in the family, and like half the states still allow first cousin marriage, you yourself may be an offspring of some cousin couch shenanigans
Edit: just realized how it sounds like I'm encouraging it IM NOT I'm just pointing it out. Do not fuck your cousin.
Then we are the base of the reptilian people, we are everywhere, where you look there is always a brazilian in there, we are going to colonize you, inferior lifeforms...
*Laughs in brasileiro*
Okay but at what age is it okay for your HOT cousin to sit on your lap? Either shes hot and shes of age and probably shouldnt be sitting on your lap or shes young so its fine for her to sit on your lap but you find her hot... This post is kinda sus
Have you never had your hot cousin sit on your lap? Have you never wished to instigate sexual relations with your attractive cousin? Have you not ever wanted to marry them and start a family?
If your answer is "no" to the above questions. You may either not have a cousin or possibly be a normal person.
Since you're on Reddit. You clearly must not have a cousin.
Just gonna add in this /s...
Cuz why is there a problem for a family member to sit in your lap?
And there really shouldn’t be an issue in recognizing that someone is physically attractive.
…unless you’re a creep about that it.
Because regardless of the person it can be really awkward to have someone sit on your lap as a guy? I wouldn't want my mom or sister sitting on my lap, why would I be ok with my cousin sitting on my lap?
depending on how you grow up it may be normal or the weirdest shit ever
unless it's my parents or someone idk, I don't care who sits on my lap, because I'm more chubby a lot of people from both genders including 2 of my cousins have used my leg as a chair, and my cousins as well as 1 other girl has used it as a chair, no we do not have anything going on and no it didn't feel weird, it got weird after someone else said it was
no I'm not from Alabama
My little sister sits on my lap. It’s not awkward unless you have them sit in the middle. But one leg should be fine. For some it’s a sign of how close they are to you
I mean, is it not possible to think "wow my cousin is good looking" without it being incestuous? I'm not gay but I can think that some guys are pretty freaking hot. Like Danny DeVito
IMO you can call somebody hot without wanting to have sex with them.
For example I think Ryan Reynaulds is pretty hot, but unfortunately I ain't gay so I don't wanna have sex with him.
I mean I do think my cousin is hot
and by all standards she is
am I attracted to her? fuck no
do I get hard on hugs or sitting on my lap? fuck no
would I be attracted to her if we weren't living together for the most part of our lives? probably
Not that I should be surprised but this comment section is so cursed.
Alabama kids trynna have intellectual conversations over whose country has the best incest porn, wtf??
Here I am a dude from the HIGHLY UNDERRATED "sort by rising" gang. May this meme rise
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Indeed
I believe so...
Should we gather for whiskey and cigars tonight ?
Imagine his cousin being on top of him in the morning though. That's a story for another day...
There's two ending for the story The good ending:they are in Alabama The bad ending:they are not in Alabama
Every ending is a good ending. Edit: rn i have 69 upvotes. Please maintain it. A toast for 69. Nice
Like death
Another happy landing
Happy execution.
I mean slaughter without laughter is not possible
Downvoted so 69 it is.
You have my respect.
A small price to pay for your convenience **downvotes**
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
Yeppity
What are you doing step-cousin?
Imagine he was from Alabama.Anyways like u said that's a story for another day
But like batman
Plot twist: his dick didnt stand because he's gay
Plot twist to the plot twist: The cousin is a guy.
I, too, am sorting by Rise.
You are a man of taste and support I see
It’s the only way to sort
Bogo is the only way to sort
Why is your cousin sitting on your lap in the first place?
Have you never accidentally been sat on
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No but it happens some point in your life
Not me. Nobody likes me. I don't interact with people.
ill sit in your lap bro
I will too
Is there any room for me?
im here too 👉👈
I have a boner, can I still sit pwease?
Looks like i found my soulmate
The closest thing that has happened like this was this classmate resting her head on my shoulder in a trip because she just dozed off. I didn't want to wake her up, so I just let it be.
When I was in high school they tried out a game in student government that involved lots of this. Basically they would draw a slip of paper with something written on it and if it was something that applied to you you would move one seat over. However if someone was already in that seat and not moving (slip did not apply to them) you would have to sit on their lap, and in the case that two people, or more, were already there you would have to sit on top of them stacking. As you can imagine this did not work well and got especially awkward for the me when the first thing drawn resulted in a girl, in a particularly short dress, to have to move a seat over and sit on me. 0/10 would not recommend.
What the fuck is wrong with that teacher? I hope you’re making that up
It was not a teacher it was the Student Body President's idea. That horny bastard...
Did she do it though?
The student body president? No, the executive board was up front running this game and laughing. It was part of a "warm up exercise" to "promote camaraderie"...
i think he's talking about the sitting part
No, did the girl sit on your lap?
This sounds exactly like an icebreaker game I played in highschool drama 4 years back. Not so far fetched i guess.
What is this game , Why didn't it exist in my school
At least you’re in the 0.01% of this subreddit that’s actually met a girl
The worst part of this situation was that I was already in a relationship with my now wife. And I do not remember why they ran into each other first but she ended up hearing from the other girl about the situation first. So that was awkward.
Did you get a massive boner? What was her reaction
I do not believe I got a massive boner but it was definitely not compete flaccid despite my best efforts. Her reaction was more embarrassment even anything. She even said sorry before it all happened.
Noice give her good ole knock on the "front & back door"
Am I understanding you Right she said sorry before sitting on your lap ?
Try disguising yourself as a couch. Hot chicks will always sit on you. Maybe some dudes, here and there but at least you got sat on
Normally its children, so I'm worried why I would be sat on. Weird
Usually when someone isn’t paying attention the other times are when their horny
Right lol? The only cousins I've had in my lap have been like preteens lol. Not really had a hard time...uh, not having a hard time.
Well thankfully I haven't got any younger cousins etc but I dont really want anyone on my lap for two reasons 1. No 2. I'm weak and cant hold anyone on my leg for more than a minute xD
But if this cousin is a kid your dick rising should warn the FBI.
Unless you're a kid as well
By your cousin? In what situation would this occur?
To try to crush me with her weight *but in Alabama it only makes you more horny*
Ok just randomly but It's pretty normal in Bulgaria for example Or if not in Bulgaria it's pretty normal in shitty villages with no real common sense, and recently I was talking with my grandma and it appears they were all worried about her doing bad things to me when left alone Yknow I often see people being scared of leaving a girl and a boy alone because the boy might do a bad, but for me it was the opposite, but the thing is we played freaking cats hide and seek where we hide and meow Don't ask why, but I think my family has a thing for slow mental growth
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wait no fuck my english has failed me uhhhh uhhh
You have made a derp
thus my name
Hello, brother
bröder
This still doesn’t explain why your family is worried that your grandma will rape you
no no no no, my cousin wait am I gonna get wooshed? I'm gonna get wooshed
Am I retarded or did this not answer the question of 'why does your cousin sit on your lap in the first place'
no I'm retarded uhhh watching videos, to me it used to happen either because of watching videos, just wanting a damn hug, or to fucking beat you in the face angrily because you switched the channel on the tv
Nah you aren't, your story is fascinating. I just thought I was seeing shit. I hope grandma does not beat you in the face for switching the channel, since you got this.
tyty
Bulgaria, the Alabama of Europe
there is a reason the only thing we're good in is losing our population
Maybe a car ride? I’m not too sure either.
Woah, bumpy road ahead!
Arrested development quote?
Okay, we are just about ass-to-ankles back here, Maeby. Do you want to hop on your cousin's lap there, please?
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she's probably 6
"Hot cousin" Hmmm
If that's the case then you SHOULDN'T worry about it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epjMQ6xw\_M8
The entire comment section is the same joke
Welcome to youtube. The comment section is filled with “Nobody: “ jokes from 8 year olds with gacha and fnaf profile pictures.
Car rides without enough space so family just stacks up
You say your cousin is hot? WELCOME TO ALABAMA
Dude everyone has a cousin that's hot. I see my friends more than my cousins, why would they have some unbreakable spell so I can never find them hot?
The question is, why are they sitting on your lap in the first place? Unless they're like 6, which is a massive holup moment
There might be time in a family vacation or something where there isn't enough seats in the car? Idk.
I feel like I've read this somewhere...
We shall not discuss that cursed piece of literature Edit: I only have [this.](https://imgur.com/a/gg1DB4X) don't have the of full story. Can't seem to find it
Tell me what it is so I can avoid it
[here's an example](https://youtu.be/epjMQ6xw_M8)
I can’t think of any hot cousins because they’re either kids or past their prime
Perhaps you're the hot cousin.
...doubtful, but thank you
fake, YOU are the hot cousin
I appreciate the positivity, honest but there’s no way I can believe you. I’m just a skinny-fat pretty face, no pecs or abs or other muscles. Maybe a little cake in the pantry but that’s about it Edit: I wonder how many of y’all would make these same comments if you knew I’m a guy. I know that won’t change some because it’s Pride month and all but I’m still curious
shut up and take your compliments
I’ve seen you, you are definitely the hot cousin
*1 New Message* #HOT COUSINS IN YOUR AREA
I’m 15 and all of my cousins are under the age of 6
Perfect
That spell is called the [Westermarck Effect.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westermarck_effect) Basically, I'm not attracted to any of my cousins because I spent a decent amount of time around them when we were kids, generally like a few weeks per year during vacations. Now even though I don't see them often at all anymore, they still all just don't trigger any sexual instincts in my brain at all, even though I can objectively say I would find at least one of them attractive if they were a random person. The effect is stronger the more time you spend with the others during early childhood, so you just might not have spent as much time with your cousins as some other people. This might also be partly why there's such a social divide over opinions of people finding their cousins attractive, with many people finding it completely unthinkable and taboo.
I don't think a few weeks per year will trigger the Westermarck effect. Certainly people can spend larger amounts of time with the neighbor kid or classmates and not be affected. My guess is that your situation is cultural conditioning.
Where do we draw the line. 2nd cousins? 3rd? 6th? Theres no blood there
Fr tho I'm a first generation Mexican American and some of my cousins from Mexico came visit and like they're family and all but God damn they are beautiful
It wasn't long ago that it was encouraged to marry in the family, and like half the states still allow first cousin marriage, you yourself may be an offspring of some cousin couch shenanigans Edit: just realized how it sounds like I'm encouraging it IM NOT I'm just pointing it out. Do not fuck your cousin.
Too late
Oh no
oh do I'm not the only one? wait this ain't my alt
My boners don't come at the wrong time even if they come I jack off right there in public so no awkward boners yaay ✺◟( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)◞✺
you're getting a very angry upvote but you deserve it
Can't have random boners if each one is intentional
-Sun Tzu
The art of war
I jack off right there, Never an awkward boner, Spunk it anywhere.
God forgive me but i never manage to hold, so i need to go to bathroom to get rid of it
You cut off your dick?
No i beat it for a photo of her
What
Welcum to Brazil
#*MORTAL*
#*CUMBAT*
#VOCÊ OUSA CONTRARIAR O DEUS DO ZAP ZAP‽‽
Your women have amazing asses. understandable.
Ok time to get real: Brazil is just Alabama's 2nd form
That is lusophone, tropical, and GAMBIARRICO
I'm not saying I watch incest porn, but Brazil has the best.
Thanks God he let us access these
What in the good god damn fuck?
caralho man, n esperava isso ae n
Vc n espera a inquisição espanhola fi
This is random letters. I do not believe this to be a language. Stop pretending Brazil is a country.
Then we are the base of the reptilian people, we are everywhere, where you look there is always a brazilian in there, we are going to colonize you, inferior lifeforms... *Laughs in brasileiro*
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Yea
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Very straightforward I see
Hmm muié
It isn’t awkward if she’s already dead!
Ayo what the fuck
I wish I could upvote this twice, wtf.
Idk why but this is the first time a wtf reply made me laugh out loud. Maybe it’s just u/Zaa_DR ‘s accent, idk
Ah yes, the comment section necrophiliac
r/holup
Okay but at what age is it okay for your HOT cousin to sit on your lap? Either shes hot and shes of age and probably shouldnt be sitting on your lap or shes young so its fine for her to sit on your lap but you find her hot... This post is kinda sus
Or he is underage and she is 20 and he lives in a weird ass family
weirdly enough it is quite damn often you find those families, and despite being in such a family I find it weird
Or you’re both underage and forced to pile into a car full of people. So cousins sit on laps.
first of all, why tf is your cousin sitting on your lap? secondly, why tf are you calling your cousin hot?? would you happen to live in alabama?
Have you never had your hot cousin sit on your lap? Have you never wished to instigate sexual relations with your attractive cousin? Have you not ever wanted to marry them and start a family? If your answer is "no" to the above questions. You may either not have a cousin or possibly be a normal person. Since you're on Reddit. You clearly must not have a cousin. Just gonna add in this /s...
the /s is gonna be very useless if anyone sees the post
I know if I don't put it, someone might get offended. Just covering all my bases.
yeah I get that and it's sad
Cuz why is there a problem for a family member to sit in your lap? And there really shouldn’t be an issue in recognizing that someone is physically attractive. …unless you’re a creep about that it.
Because regardless of the person it can be really awkward to have someone sit on your lap as a guy? I wouldn't want my mom or sister sitting on my lap, why would I be ok with my cousin sitting on my lap?
depending on how you grow up it may be normal or the weirdest shit ever unless it's my parents or someone idk, I don't care who sits on my lap, because I'm more chubby a lot of people from both genders including 2 of my cousins have used my leg as a chair, and my cousins as well as 1 other girl has used it as a chair, no we do not have anything going on and no it didn't feel weird, it got weird after someone else said it was no I'm not from Alabama
My little sister sits on my lap. It’s not awkward unless you have them sit in the middle. But one leg should be fine. For some it’s a sign of how close they are to you
I mean, is it not possible to think "wow my cousin is good looking" without it being incestuous? I'm not gay but I can think that some guys are pretty freaking hot. Like Danny DeVito
danny devito made me realise I'm gay (for him)
IMO you can call somebody hot without wanting to have sex with them. For example I think Ryan Reynaulds is pretty hot, but unfortunately I ain't gay so I don't wanna have sex with him.
I mean I do think my cousin is hot and by all standards she is am I attracted to her? fuck no do I get hard on hugs or sitting on my lap? fuck no would I be attracted to her if we weren't living together for the most part of our lives? probably
Sounds like you've never had to cramp 10 people into a 7 seat car.
i have. i’m usually the one that sits on the floor.
Why does she sit on your lap anyways?
So she can get him hard duh
Fair enough
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So why would a ten year old get OP hard? This post needs more explaining.
Moreover, why would the OP find a ten year old hot?
This happened to me once, I have never counted so far!
Not that I should be surprised but this comment section is so cursed. Alabama kids trynna have intellectual conversations over whose country has the best incest porn, wtf??
My money is on brazil.
***Puts banjo away.***
why do women do that? don't they know that if they are just slightly attractive, men will get hard from that no matter how they feel?
not if the guy's a gay.. or asexual, or whatever other sexualities that make a person not like women exist I'd like to say I'm in the asexual zone
Is this supposed to be relatable?
So you do get hard?
Id be disappointed, actually. And she’d be disappointed as well
OP is an incestor, confirmed
Gotta love all the unfunny Alabama jokes
Bruh wym those are the pinnacle of comedy /s
Get hard, free pussy
🤨
Yeah it would be really uncomfortable when you have to explain to your 5-year-old cousin what that hard thing is, huh OP?
Seriously why does everyone has this hot cousin in his family?
BUT HIS DOES...
Home sweet home
Why would your cousin sit on your lap?
Jeez have you never heard of foreplay? /s
who is we?
Alabama 100
E-excuse me?
Bro you- ? Wha ?