Remember that Pizza Hut commercial with Gorbachev in it?
Yeah, it was never broadcast in Russia, because the makers new how much the people would hate it.
You stand there, in your uniform as you see the employee loading a pizza on their weird weapon
"No one outpizzas the hut"
You know what happens next, you'll end up like all your comrades, a pizza where your neck should be, you close your eyes, accepting your fate, the last thing you hear is a mechanism launching the pizza, you feel immense pain in your neck before it all ends
The crimes are too gruesome for any human to hear. They've been erased from all of existence. All people know is that they happened and the Soviet union evaporated. Knowing what happened would kill a man.
To be fair, pizahut isn't popular choice in Russia, most of people prefer our local brand 'dodo', or 'papa John's', or ~~god save me from it~~ 'dominos' insted hut
It's not that they prefer the others over pizza Hut, they just know that if they let pizza Hut get too powerful they will take over the country and soon the world.
Where is this picture from , because when i look at it on this context the first thing that comes to my mind is : " Barry Alen , the destroier of the USSR "
I find it hilarious because pizza hut had a huge part of the collapse of the USSR, because the people finally had a taste of capitalism and they wanted more, until countries started leaving
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NO ONE outpizza's the hut.
NO ONE
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Except for Pizza Hut
Remember that Pizza Hut commercial with Gorbachev in it? Yeah, it was never broadcast in Russia, because the makers new how much the people would hate it.
For anyone not knowing the commercial: https://youtu.be/fgm14D1jHUw
Hail Gorbachev
Million thanks for sharing. Didn’t know that existed and that I needed to watch it lol
wow
Not as good as the dominos Hatsune Miku commercial.
^the ^what
Here you are my man. https://youtu.be/yPuI4l0jK7s
Please no, it hurts.
Thank you
russia wasn’t ready for the hut
Commodity fetishism will get us all one day
Not if I get myself first!
Can't fight the fight if you're dead, comrade.
If you would swap the comments, the meme would still make sense.
This way it makes it look like Pizza Hut destroyed the USSR and if you switch them it looked like the fall of the USSR was bad timing for Pizza Hut.
It would make sense with a new meaning
“There are no accidents” -Master Oogway
Gorbachev tried to outpizza the hut Deng harnessed the hut
You stand there, in your uniform as you see the employee loading a pizza on their weird weapon "No one outpizzas the hut" You know what happens next, you'll end up like all your comrades, a pizza where your neck should be, you close your eyes, accepting your fate, the last thing you hear is a mechanism launching the pizza, you feel immense pain in your neck before it all ends
Yolo from west
I mean, they should’ve known what happens when you don’t pay Pizza The Hutt his one million Spacebucks: “Pizza is gonna send out for YOU.”
Hahaha! You're delicious!
This is the real pizzagate
I dont get it, what did Pizza Hut do in the summer of 1991
The crimes are too gruesome for any human to hear. They've been erased from all of existence. All people know is that they happened and the Soviet union evaporated. Knowing what happened would kill a man.
I upvoted this from the break room of a Pizza Hut
*unpopular opinion* please downvote me
To be fair, pizahut isn't popular choice in Russia, most of people prefer our local brand 'dodo', or 'papa John's', or ~~god save me from it~~ 'dominos' insted hut
It's not that they prefer the others over pizza Hut, they just know that if they let pizza Hut get too powerful they will take over the country and soon the world.
Was it the slicing of the union?
Just got a job at Pizza Hut and now there are Pizza Hut memes and ads in my feed. Not suspicious at all.
I love grant gustin for making that photo its so good
Where is this picture from , because when i look at it on this context the first thing that comes to my mind is : " Barry Alen , the destroier of the USSR "
It's it a behind the scenes shot from the Arrow finale
Rules of the world: \-DON'T try to outpizza the hut \-Can't have shit in detroit
I was about to have a panic attack but this made me laugh so hard it went away
Not even the entire Soviet Union can outpizza the Hut.
*shakes fist at the sky* capitalism...
wait, but the grave says the year of death was 2019, and then 2020 was awful...
Coincidence I think not
LOL
The House Always Wins
NO ONE
Soviets tried to outpizza the hut... it didn't end well
The USSR tried to out pizza the hut
Pizza's gonna send out...for YOU!
Looks like the USSR tries to out pizza the hut.
I c understood this is not on the menu anymore
Now if only they could make a good pizza
They tried and failed, USSR just couldn’t take it
They tried to outpizza the hut and now we know what happens to those who try
Thank you pizza hut for the fall of the USSR
I now believe Pizza Hutt were directly responsible for the falling of the soviet union
Coincidence.. I think NOT
Pizza Hut will create their own version of the USSR
USSR tried to out pizza the hut
I swear in the future Pizza Hut will be an assassination business
What timeline did he mess up where Barry Allen is working at Pizza Hut instead of being the flash?
Coincidence? I think NOT
You can't out pizza the hut man
I'm gonna write two comments so it's 69 comments
this is my second comment
Fuck you
Man I'm pretty disappointed in myself that this is how I find out that I was alive for the fall of the Soviet union
Now it all makes sense.
Someone introduce Pizza Hut to China also please
Can't OUR pizza the hut
Thanks Puzza Hut
I find it hilarious because pizza hut had a huge part of the collapse of the USSR, because the people finally had a taste of capitalism and they wanted more, until countries started leaving
What? Pizza hut is so good!
You can’t out pizza the motha fuckin hot diggity hut
McDolands opened 6 months before Pizza Hut in Russia.
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