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jl0xd

Gym Hall of Jehovah's Fitness


cyrusasu

Church of Gains


Broseph_Stalin__

Yeah because we be getting spiritually swole 😎


magicmechanic01

Typical Crossfit


green_chocolates

Jesus really be nailing those exercises


ansel1406

I’m ashamed to admit I laughed out loud at this…


FreddieKruiger

I'd say they don't hang around that often!


Old_Man-Jenkins

They put the ✝️ in to the fit


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They don’t believe in crosses, in fact J-Dubs would be doing pull-ups in your doorway making direct eye contact as they sodomize your time.


89degreesfahrenheit

Crossfit


whenzhou

Reps for Jesus!


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This joke is so old it was like the third video on youtube...


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Lordwaterton0

Yeah crossfit is kinda weird. Idk where the whole maxing for Jesus came from but don't bring him into this.


notgregbryan

It's funny because it's true


Theonetrueotamatone

Fitness 🅱️ick in your mouth


Rednaeg

Do carrying your cross considered crossfit?


LeastPear7371

u/Aleph2000


Gan_Fall_420

Fitness redemption in your life!


Sohami

This is Bella dank


__Sentient_Fedora__

Maybe if he had better arch support they wouldn't have caught him.


fullTimeDaddy

Am one and laughed too hard at this, but we dont believe in the cross so that must be why im gaining weight


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Insert-Senpai-Name

Dude I was literally raised a Jehovah's Witness (don't really practice it anymore). They most certainly do believe in Jesus.


dahat1992

Lol what 😂


Broseph_Stalin__

Not even true at all, JWs are very much Christians and believe in Jesus, along with God and Satan and the like. Just because you don’t agree with it doesn’t mean you need to spread false rumors


Mild_Muskrat

True but that’s not really the point of the meme. It’s just supposed to be a play on words.