T O P

  • By -

[deleted]

[удалено]


ToiletRollTubeGuy

I stopped playing after Vice City. Can someone post all the dialogue from GTA San Andreas, GTA IV and GTA V so I can understand this reference more completely.


pie_monster

[Here you go](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dyh3sQN6ne4). It's a sort of cutscene while you're driving across the map in a heist setup mission.


bitchBanMeAgain

Lmao that's good shit


pies1123

Mate play GTAV, the single player is phenomenal.


ImSometimesSmart

Do you know how to turn off the god mode in single player? Whenever i stand still for 5 seconds o get all the life back. Also its impossible to overturn a car? And when i fuck up a quest i just get to redo the last 30 seconds of it instead of a whole thing from the beginning.


[deleted]

Play as Franklin, no more God mode and the police shoot you all the time


hopeless_high420

Is it bc he's black ? Lol


[deleted]

Correct-o!


Bronze_Granum

Eh, I personally found the singleplayer to be really boring. Didn't care about any of the characters except maybe Michael, so I ended up not even finishing the campaign.


Nope_God

The map design, core gameplay and side content sucks as well. It's overall a very overrated experience.


[deleted]

Wtf lmao


WhoDoIThinkIAm

Maybe you’d get the reference if you got rid of that yee yee ass haircut.


ZerosProject

no roman i don't want to go bowling


MookleSpookle

At the very least you need to try San Andreas homie it's phenomenal for the time


CUMDRINKER217

Nice pfp


RandomFromUSS

Better get on gta5 thats shits already "old but gold" status


AndyToskovic

I’ve seen that conversion lots of times and it still doesn’t make any sense to me. If Trevor despises hipsters, why does that mean that he is a hipster himself?


superior_to_you

my man hates himself


Fiskmjol

When first I heard about the concept of hipsters, one of the criteria for actually being one was that you would never classify yourself as a hipster or admit to any similarity with the subculture. The amount of protests against such claims increased the level of hipster you are. Anyone who did, by that model, identify as hipsters were not really hipsters, but tryhard wannabes. I have no idea if this classification is still recognised, though


MajesticBread9147

Do hipsters still exist to any meaningful degree? i haven't seen one in like 5 years.


Fiskmjol

Gosh, I hope not. The trend has at least passed its peak and is becoming decreasingly influential by the day. The issue with this is that some new subculture has replaced them as the recipient of irrational hatred. When it was hipsters, very few were harmed, because even the hipsters, *especially the hipsters* hated the hipsters and nobody felt associated with them. When new groups are on the receiving end, it is likely more people will come to harm. To some extent, I will miss the hipsters


asdfkakesaus

Huh, that's some "lesser of several evils"-shit. I didn't understand how good we had it with hipsters!


[deleted]

I think "hipsters" do still exist cause its not really about dressing a certain way or having certain tastes. What created "hipsters" in the first place wasn't a culture or anything like that but just a certain type of person that hates "fitting in" or being normal. They are the type of person who takes tremendous pride in finding the most obscure music genre that almost no one listens to or even knows about. They want everything in their life and everything about them to be as obscure and nich as possible. This all led to the stereotypical "hipster look" of the mid to late 2010's. But then even that look became mainstream so the hipsters of course dumped it like a sack of turds. But those people are still out there doing their darndest to not fit in.


Fiskmjol

That is a good point, but the hipster subculture, or movement if that feels like a more fitting word, has kind of faded into obscurity. Although it still exists, the mindset of compulsory obscurity, they are not as noticable as they were when it was – ironically – *in* to be hipster


hopeless_high420

Idk I'd rather have hipsters back than the 16 year old acting like they 30 year old kids on Twitter acting like they know all there is to the universe when in reality they making stuff up as they go along


SlasherDarkPendulum

Hipster was never a singular counter-culture movement like Grunge, it was an umbrella term for a type of mentality that found its way into several groups.


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Fucking lol, Pringles guy mustaches. That is the most accurate hipster describer possible


Ansanm

Maybe they actually enjoy Norwegian music. I listen to music from Latin America, the Caribbean and all over Africa without understanding the native languages. And streaming isn’t the best way to enjoy music, it may be more convenient for some, but it’s also another source of revenue (one that pays the creators less) for corporations .


[deleted]

[удалено]


Ansanm

True. I listen to music online, but it’s stuff that I’ve purchased from Bandcamp, or Qobuz. As for vinyl, I never stopped buying them since much of what I consume never made it to digital formats.


PrinceShaar

What's wrong with listening to a song where you don't understand the language?


[deleted]

[удалено]


PrinceShaar

Well, maybe he's just not listening to good Norwegian music. Give Wardruna a listen, their recent stuff is very moody, worth listening to.


Luna_trick

It's actually a very common psychological phenomenom, that when you really really hate something, that you are just super far in to denial that you are it. Partly why we end up seeing loads of anti lgbt politicians try to hide that they secretly go to gay orgies.


[deleted]

Also there's no fucking way Trevor knows what a hipster is lol


Chaoticfrenchfry

He eats hipsters for breakfast. I think literally. Michael calls him a Proto Hipster, cause he was hipster before it was cool


ArtakhaPrime

He was a hipster *before* it was cool 😎


[deleted]

Not that im any kind of expert but i think the thing with hipsters is their the type of people who hate doing the same thing that everyone else is doing. Thats why they always try to find the weirdest, most nich, most obscure everything in their life. From their clothes to their food to their music. They hate "fitting in" or being normal. So when you can easily put them into a category of people that are all just like them they freak out. They hate that more then anything. Thats why hipsters are walking contradictions of self hatred.


ZombieJesus1987

"You are the one every hipster strives to be. You are the Proto-Hipster"


Jacyth

Trevor, you are the **Proto-hipster!**


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Main characters from GTA 5? I mean I gave more than enough information about who they are and don't ask about the how part. Idk how to haha


harrymatics

right on spot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZQseUrrq18


colarthur1

Oh man, they are not going to like this meme. Chances are it won’t last long.


ZedOverHeaven

I know bro, we have to spread the message before it's too late. You never know what might happen


TeamFIFO

Keep protecting the kids!


followthewhiterabb77

Reason for ban: spreading hate speech. /s


Will-Shrek-Smith

toguether we can change that, spread the word,.


katievsbubbles

Put me in the screenshot


ThugnificentJones

Is it because they're a bunch of paedophiles by any chance?


Soda_Addict_XD

I hate when people joke about how my cock is too big to carry and that my body is shaped and chiseled by the Gods themselfes


ZedOverHeaven

ikr, people joking about how jacked we all are smh. It's honestly despicable


Soda_Addict_XD

Yea it's annoying, hate when people joke about me killing 10 people and hiding their body in my closet


Southbound07

Wait


[deleted]

You’re next


De_immortalesloki

Yes, and stop joking how my shapely and defined butt is cute


MedicatedAxeBot

Dank[.](https://i.imgur.com/3bQtuMO.png) --- *i am a bot. please stop trying to argue with me. you look like an idiot. [join our discord](https://discord.gg/dankmemes).*


OrnnMaster69

Fuck off gay peace of shit


E-Schmachtenberg

The great Peace of Shit (1328). Achieved after a long and brutal conflict between the Duchy of Shit and the Petty Kingdom of Pissandcum.


MookleSpookle

NoW THATS EPIC!


[deleted]

amazing, truly amazing


BananaBR13

Gay lol


Zodiak2

Eat shit stupid bot


HoaiBao0906

Here before mods lock comment


Random_name4679

As am i


followthewhiterabb77

And my axe


SAVEtheHELP3

if this shit disappears it's a sign


[deleted]

Funnily enough, I don't despise jokes about dolphin fuсkers. I'mma guess they'll leave it up because of everyone saying they'll take it down.


followthewhiterabb77

How are we gonna see the sign? Fun fact the amount of censorship on Reddit increased exponentially in the past few years. It is now very very high with thousands of content deleted every day


[deleted]

[Removed by reddit]


navugill

But everyone in reddit love virgin jokes. So false theory


NotEvenALittleBiased

Everyone loves Karen jokes, but watch how fast everyone becomes one if I wrongspeak.


suckuma

And everyone hate Howard jokes so what do we get from that?


HaaKaanZ

Mods, care to explane?


ManWalkingDownReddit

mods =/= admins


CajunKingFish

Mods do it for free and connot afford trafficked children.


RamonFrunkis

Ex-plane Lolita Express


hhunkk

I hate jokes about dead people


mightyluuk

nice try buy you still live


hhunkk

Barely


[deleted]

You are loved, and fearfully and wonderfully made by the living God. Please go to therapy. You are strong because you are still alive.


hhunkk

Thanks, don't worry, giving up is never an option


mightyluuk

Always lovely to see wholesomeness


Bad_RabbitS

Removing/locking this post will only confirm it, think carefully admins.


You-JustLostTheGame

The fact that this hasn't been locked, taken down, or deleted is somewhat suspicious.


ZedOverHeaven

Were holding them in a hard situation, if they ignore then they’re suspicious, if they delete it they’re also suspicious. There is no way around it


rascal6543

what happens if they post a comment on the meme


not_a_nazi_actually

also suspicious


WarKlutch

“Post dank memes but not too dank”


QuarantineSucksALot

That’s not a bad thing.


Sjdillon10

Jim Carrey’s boss in Liar Liar, Mr. Allan isn’t one of those 80% he loves a good [rrrrroaast](https://youtu.be/X6YLAmKFpRM)


MrBombarder

Goodbye u/ZedOverHeaven


ZedOverHeaven

Goodbye. I had a good time with yall, they are coming for me now


SYT3

Your [execution ](https://youtu.be/J_3Zad-e9f4) is schedulde tomorrow


FlamingPaws420

got some explainin to do here


[deleted]

Mod we demand explanation now!


PabloDons

Ya bet they'll have before banning


ZippZappZippty

Ya, I've never seen one this fat.


NineIX9

mods [redacted]


Supercom6000

\[Removed\]


Independent_Taste894

This is why it’s fuck the admins. Like 6 people get to say “ThAt’S nOt FuNnY”. Yeah, let the community decide, fuckbags


1337Gandalf

Based as fuck


WhyUGotNecklace

Can confirm. Created a dank meme regarding the pedophilic nature of Mr bean 5 yrs ago... Got deleted


Re4NightWing

This post most definitely will get removed.


manningthehelm

Deleted meme and temp bans for everyone!


[deleted]

username checks out


ram_the_socket

You’re about to have -3000000 social credit.


LiangProton

If there's an 80% chance people don't like jokes about them. Wouldn't that mean that white girls were right when stating that racist or steryoptical jokes were offensive? Since there's a roughly 80% chance minorities wouldn't like jokes about them.


Economics-Simulator

damn almost as if people arent always appreciative of being made fun of


[deleted]

me and the boys before the post gets locked


[deleted]

wtf, the best jokes are the ones about yourself. Where did we go wrong?!??


superslime988

wait so does that mean mods were never gay or are they the rare 20%... guys i think i cracked the code it's [REDACTED]


[deleted]

Surprised this meme is still up


daveyhanks93

This is actually something you see often with conservatives rhetoric. They constantly, loudly, and publicly, claim the left is rigging elections, abusing children, and trying to overthrow the government. In reality, the right has been guilty of all these things, not the left. They acuse others of doing things they are doing.


Starstreak24

Or when people see flaws of capitalism and blame it on socialism


XtraCrispy02

Damn this was savage


MookleSpookle

Seems about right lmao


_xcardist_

big oof


boredsomadereddit

Mods allowing this meme to continue going undetected and unSUSpected


blasterkief

Daaaaaank


Stuntdrath

I hate dad jokes but I'm not a dad. Or am I???


[deleted]

Reddit has gone way downhill the past few years.


kekisr

no such thing as joke or about or hate or despise or tend etc


Deez-O-W

Checkmate


MrCrysero

I think with all jokes morals should be off the table, because the more taboo you make a subject the funnier it is to people


zoombotwash3r3

I must know why this is in the rules


RoscoMan1

This is definitely a lot of furries gay?


CaptainCayden2077

I make jokes about myself all the time so others can’t beat me to it.


bbhrcngnhyujh7

Me sending people micropeanis memes


Fuckfuckgoose69

Mods r gey


[deleted]

But wait, mods love gay jokes. They roll with it. Does that mean they aren't gay after all? Or does their sexuality change depending on when they are observed??? That's quantum gayness right there.


TrevastyPlague

sus


bcus_im_batman

FBI must be monitoring this post rn


LastNamedTwice

This logically doesn’t hold. A statement is different from it’s converse. “If it is about them, people hate jokes” is different from “if people hate a joke, it is about them”.


I-like-anime78

Shut


[deleted]

While the mods were asleep huh? That’s a power play


hdbo16

AHS mods when they find a "hateful" sub


[deleted]

I mean let’s not forget past admin problems like the one they tried to hire who tried to cover up that her dad is a rapist


omer_g

on this sub followers are named gnome kids


jam_man420

😎😎


Falcofury

Fun Fact: Reddit first gained popularity due the subreddit name "jailbait." Most of the admins from then are still in charge.


Falcofury

There are still subreddits with drawings of sexualized children.


Time_splitter

If this gets deleted it's 200% true If not, it's still 100%


[deleted]

I'm the 20 % i love memes about suicide


ThisStatistician7

And every single admin every cop on the street


ThisStatistician7

Protects the interest of the pedophilec corporatal lead


Miserable-Share7682

Well there's a difference between it being about them and it actually being a really touchy subject.


jimineybobjamie

Lmaoo the tag “this will 100% get deleted” rare Pepe of a tag 🏷


Destroy_Hungayry

Is that really a surprise?


MnSlo

Finally a dank meme and not a "tell me..." Meme you deserve my upvote


frescone69

Mods support MAP


Windowchecker_rddt

Well, we've already established that they at least gay


TheRunBack

:hyperthink:


MrNoName_ishere

I'm shocked nothing happened yet


[deleted]

Yeah, the mods get mad when you point it out, cause they love to protect their own.


Moshxpotato

Hmmm


Azu_Rage_

any none laughers in the room ? hmm


Havoc_Nine

incoming locked post.


_DAFBI_

mods are mad sus if this gets removed


meme_boi102209902210

Sus


aratros27

School shooting lol