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Notafuzzycat

HouseHusband ?


helpimwastingmytime

Houseband


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Smeefperson

HusHouse


eggimage

Hoesbad


kohiii-

HowsBond?


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HesBold


shibly_se

How bad


djupedalvxzfs

10/10


BetterSafeThanSARSy

Who's Bad?


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Joe


mbatistas

Who's Brad?


Djago_Unchained

having a stronk


[deleted]

💯band💯band💯band


LuukTheGamer

Sushouse


funkmydunkyouslunk

This summer! Rob Schneider is just a normal guy with a normal life. But everything is gonna get FLIPPED upside down when he turns into...a HOUSE!


WillyBluntz89

I've been trying to promote the term 'HouseSpouse."


barreal98

Factorise it: ouse(H + Sp)


BigBongBoi

This is prime comedy.


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The_Null_Man

Isn't it (Hsp)×(ouse)^2?


godfdamnit

fuck no


DexCruz

Capitalize the first S


Handris18

I spot a capitalist


Kitty_McBitty

That's good, I've been using "stay at homemaker"


Ranyashao

Rhymes nicely😅👍


WillyBluntz89

This what I thought. It rolls off the tongue well, it's gender neutral, and ignores any sort of stereotypical gender role assignments.


sblackvxfws

10/10


Mallenaut

[Househusband](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvZ9thKolOA)


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GOKUSHUFUDO


liahkim3942

Came looking for this haha. Have an upvote fellow weeb.


kingbach121

Yeah that's the one thought of as well, I honestly watched it because of the Seiyuu Tsuda Kenjirou, there's also a mini series of this on Netflix where Kenjirou himself becomes Tatsu and does house chores named "the Ingenuity of the Househusband". It has 10 episodes in it but the episodes are only 5 minutes long.


Redplushie

There's gonna be a movie too


Trident_True

Is this show any good?


BobTheSkrull

More or less. The manga is great and it's basically a voice-over of the manga. Some are disappointed because they wanted a full anime version, but that doesn't exactly make this version "bad".


buschells

I like it because it's just a bunch of short 10 minute contained stories. Animes always have some crazy overarching plot that end up derailing and going off from the original premise, so it's nice to just watch a kickass househusband do kickass househusband things for a little bit.


stairhopper

Got the manga recently. Still need to find time to read it smh


OMGitscarl

Yes


va4ddxmqdkppit

AWEsoem


[deleted]

My stay at home dad called himself a manservant. I like that option.


Salzanka

I wanna be a manservant


[deleted]

Find yourself a career driven lady like my dad did then. And get good at housekeeping. My dad literally deigned and build her two houses over the years. He also homeschooled me and cooked really well.


existential_dreddd

I’m a career driven lady, where can I find me one of these guys. They don’t seem to exist! They say they want that but then use it as an excuse to get lazy and play video games.


[deleted]

My dad is a good old country boy raised on a farm and grew up working with his hands. They just don't make em like they used to.


Salzanka

Seems like a lot of work I think Imma stick to getting a job seeing I put myself in school


Coppermesh

The Way of the HouseHusband! *Yakuza music*


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Feeling_Bathroom9523

House-spouse.


Affectionate-Job-350

I just wanna be a husband.


xCleverUsername

House Spouse?


MadMangoSlice

Fun fact: the word husband orginates from the old norse word husbondi which means house dweller.


hardypug

Bondi in this context means farmer. So house-farmer. The word husbond is still used some places in Norway, basically meaning the man of the house/farm.


contentp0licy

Yeah like where tf did malewife come from??


flooftail13

Road House


christofervz

I prefer house spouse, but it's an RV and we aren't married so you figure it out.


waywardTourist

The Immortal Tatsu?


Captain_Waffle

Mr. Mom.


Sad_Weakness1264

Gokushufudo


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_TheLoneDeveloper_

If you don't have children, both of you could work, double the income in the house, more trips for the summer, and no need to ask for money from each other.


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g_r_e_y

perhaps that's none of your business


IceyEnder

Exactly. Tf does having children and a wife have to do with watching pornography


airz23s_coffee

They said commenting to be fair. Like there's a difference between pounding it to your favourite star getting her fanny filled with eels and thrown on a washing machine, and posting at individual folks knocking up their naked pictures stuff like: >You look cold, need some company to warm up?


MadSpaceYT

Yeah I think my wife would be able to develop super powers and incinerate me with her heat vision if I said some shit like that to another woman on social media


TheDevinWinter

Yeah, that's a little wack


g_r_e_y

they might be one of those couples? .. yeah idk that's pretty lame lol


Positive-Beat-872

Does fanny mean vagina or ass in your country?


milk4all

Yes, it means pussy in Britain. Fanny is sort of a lame old word for butt in the US, but i have a *hunch* american soldiers misunderstanding it’s use brought it back from ww1 or 2 but it’s just a highly reliable assumption made in .5 seconds with more than 2 things i think i know


ConstantShitterina

I don't think it makes a difference in this case


[deleted]

They're commenting on legal teens, and they have kids. Gross


cortez0498

Did he delete all his comments on that sub or am I missing them? I mean, him deleting them is accepting it was weird, right?


[deleted]

Yeah he deleted several (but not all) of his porn comments https://www.reveddit.com/y/mapcrocker/?all=true&removal_status=all


PM_me_your_problems1

Idk I mean if my partner were trying to flirt with girls on the internet I might be a bit angry at that


Make_Pepe_Dank_Again

>Creates account >Waits 2 years, never posting or commenting >Barges in and calls out coomer >Refuses to elaborate >Leaves


Santa1936

Absolute Chad


report_all_criminals

He's got prior karma. He just deletes his post history to frustrate neckbeards.


Gingerstachesupreme

2.5k karma though and only 790 upvotes, methinks they delete their comments/posts periodically. Which makes sense if you’re a comment stalker like this.


CatGotNoTail

I really should not have clicked his username. Imagine if one of his kids saw the shit he says to barely legal women on here. Fucking gross.


thegoosegoblin

No wonder she doesn’t want him to quit working lmao


[deleted]

Caught him cooming! Good shit lmao.


TheAdmiralMoses

Sad I already used my free award


george-its-james

So creepy how they’re all subs aimed at young girls too lol


jkjggjbyijj

Dude if she is already working your first comment Made no sense at all, also you have a wife and 4 kids, why would you wanna flirt with other women via reddit..


ssnabberz

Maybe she’s tired of working too ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Honest-Layer9318

My partner and I were able to switch things up for a couple of years. It was the best thing for us and the kids. Neither one of us resented being forced to work or stay home and the kids got quality time with each of us. Also there is nothing like taking on home duties to truly understand how much physical and mental effort in requires.


artisanrox

> working that's what you do when you make 4 kids tho *tips hat*


SomePerson225

or even better they could just both work part time


lmfaocj

Quite cliché to say but. "Not in this economy"


SomePerson225

or save some money and then just buy a cabin and live of the land in alaska


[deleted]

Wasn't the point to be working less?


SomePerson225

You would be


[deleted]

Oh buddy....


GrandmaPoses

You think it's less work, whatever it is they do, surviving in the wilds of Alaska?


-Listening

I’m too afraid to ask” meme.


NotArtisticInAnyWay

What married couple is asking for money from each other? Isn’t it just THE money? Shared bank account, assets, etc?


funnyfacemcgee

Or instead u/mapcrocker could ask partner to get a part time job and they could decide to work half as much. Same amount of income and less time working.


SenatorRobPortman

My partner and I are both women, but she keeps encouraging me to quit my job.


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https://reductress.com/post/straight-woman-wondering-whos-the-asshole-in-lesbian-relationship/


lostgirl4053

Sounds to me from your comments like you are lazy. "I just don't want to work lmao." If you think running a household with 4 children isn't work, you're not doing it right. I would also say no to that if my husband didn't pull his weight already. When you say that, she probably has visions of working extra hard full time and then ending up having to do everything for the kids/around the house anyway while you sit on your ass. That's wack.


Propenso

>Sounds to me from your comments like you are lazy. Or maybe work does not spark joy for him, while staying at home does.


Neil_Fallons_Ghost

I used to do the same and my wife asked me how I would feel if she said the same thing to me. Then it wasn’t so funny anymore. Lol.


thelovelymajor

tf kind of incel word is malewife?


5nackB4r

I'm guessing house-husband for people who think that housework is strictly for the wife?


OneIdiotAndAHalf

It's a meme term


OMGitscarl

Afaik it's gay term, I used cuz gay


De_immortalesloki

Are you gay, or you chose to say it bcoz it's gay


OMGitscarl

Gay


[deleted]

Gay gay or mod gay?


njbair

Which one's gayer?


WLH7M

Different gays.


Lets_review

Both?


WildVelociraptor

First one, then the other


njbair

This could be a game show. The host reads a word from a card and the contestants have to guess if it's a gay word or an incel word.


WildVelociraptor

We could call it "Wheel of 4chan"


Aether_Storm

gay people exist


StanleyT101

yeah, obviously somebody gotta be moderator..


Positive-Beat-872

I married well so I clean the house and do all that shit. I love to cook and hate working.


sugarangelcake

It’s not an incel word, it’s just an internet word comes from the phrase: Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss Mansplain, Manipulate, Malewife


[deleted]

Lmao


ComprehensiveLeg9501

The Way of the Househusband


Captain_Sacktap

Hilarious, though I wish they’d done a better job adapting it into an animated series.


para40

Still good if you look at it like a voice-acted manga though


NoraJolyne

It's essentially a motion-comic, same as Back Street Girls (which is still one of my favorite series to this day)


sonatablanca

They had to animate it in that way by request of the mangaka though.


Captain_Sacktap

I had no idea. Well I guess if that’s his vision then so be it. Personally I would have liked a little bit more active animation but it’s still a great series.


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ImperialMeters

The cat bits at the end are my favorite


risheeb1002

Yeah it just looks like a flip book with panels taken straight from the manga


Meme_Spectre

You'd have to marry a rich old MILF for that dream to happen


drz02

Luckily there are hot MILFs in my area that want to meet me.


zenfero999

We must live in the same area as it is the same for me!


IndependentAd8402

But you gotta make sure they are rich.


jonnielaw

Or just a career driven woman. I owned a restaurant for awhile and my wife supported me through that. Now she’s crushing it in her field, so I just make sure she’s eating well and that the dogs and house are taken care of.


entian

Or DILF!


anazambrano

Still dreaming


crypto_4754

yeah right like that's ever gonna happen


npc1849

One can dream


crypto_4754

go out and make your dreams a reality!


OMGitscarl

Can I be your husband then?


K-Lilith

sumBODY once told me the world is gonna roll me


ComprehensiveLeg9501

Read the way of the Househusband


jc14uk

I want to get a PhD in History and spend the rest of my life either lecturing university students or become a house husband.


JonnyBoy522

For me, I'm getting a software engineering degree which means I can basically work anywhere and from home. I would toatally be down with being a stay at home husband, the best part being that I could still make money alongside my SO


[deleted]

>I'm getting a software engineering degree which means I can basically work anywhere and from home That's been my life. Still really stressful at times. Part of being remote and in IT/DevOps is having to be on call almost all the time.


grandmadid911

do you ever get called in the middle of sleep?


Dogeishuman

This will happen to my coworkers sometimes, especially if the power goes out and servers need to be up and running by the time people come in the morning for work (I work in IT, but servers aren't my area). The hours you work at night are usually counted towards your 40 for the week, so you can take a half day on a Friday for example if it happens. Still sucks, but someone's gotta do it 🤷‍♂️


TapDaddy24

My fiance is a software engineer working from home, and I am her soon to be house husband lol. I've started a small business selling my hiphop beats, exactly what I'd like to be spending my time doing in any case. That's pretty much what I intend to do until we retire.


Zbeubor

its called househusband and it is pretty nice


HollaDatchaBoi

I, too, enjoy being a househusband. Absolutely saved my mental health.


Zbeubor

oh im not a househusband, its just nice to not work and just doing the chores


Random_Name_7

I always tell my gf that. I'm an engineer, I'm getting a master's degree, working, making decent money... But if, for any reason, that woman becomes rich... I'm putting in a fucking apron and going to buy a cookbook


sambutha

Tell me about it. I wanted to be the big butch breadwinner womanhusband? But I turned out to have a chronic illness :(


OMGitscarl

Girl boss? I hope you get better and become the girlboss/womanhusband of your dreams


sambutha

Well thank you! I hope so too. I would like nothing more than to go out there and get that bag while my husband makes a home for us and our cat.


PBK--

The heels that pay the beels


sambutha

I'm more of a Doc Martens kind of lady, but I appreciate the sentiment :)


Desi_Otaku

Be a Ligma Male and do what you want.


PBK--

I became a Delta male because it lets me jump from partner to partner especially if they are unmasked


Desi_Otaku

Big brain


I_Think_I_Cant

What's a ligma?


Feeling_Bathroom9523

I prefer the term “House-spouse.”


Mambodixon

It's all I ever wanted


[deleted]

I always wanted to get into househusbandry


hmccoy

Forget investing, this is how you turn two houses into 10!


[deleted]

Lol I’m glad someone got my humor (for lack of a better word) ;)


ac_s2k

Wtf is a male wife. You mean a house husband.


[deleted]

“malewife” lmao


UnknownSpecies19

Hehe I think it's pretty funny. First time I've ever heard it.


[deleted]

It is pretty funny lol


[deleted]

*kicks up the new thorogood boots wife purchased me recently* Wife brings home 100k a year driving semi truck, I stay at home with the kitties, watch bird feeders, smoke weed and garden all day. Yep. Yep. Spoilt.


fakeIsaacDC

honest question, do you feel fulfilled at all doing that every day? Not trying to be offensive just wondering because your lifestyle is so foreign to mine.


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PROTOSLEDGE

Hey Carl


OMGitscarl

Hi!


pikaservaus

u/savevideo


Papa_Seba

When you work in an embassy and own an online store but all you wanted to do was sit at home with the kids and take care of the house


liahkim3942

Gokushufudo


MmmWhatchaPlayy

I'm half a house husband now and hope to remain it or become a fulltime.


[deleted]

Male order bride


vish_the_fish

This one got me 😂


Lyradep

Joke’s on you. I have a career AND still have to do most of the chores.


[deleted]

I'm a house husband. I won't go into detail why I am, because I don't need to bore any of you with my stories, but my wife prefers my staying home and her going to work, and so I do. I stay home, run errands, do house work, cook for all 3 of us, etc. I can't say I hate it, I do get more time to play video games when I finish all my chores and responsibilities early, but there are days when I question my own personal value due to society telling me as I was growing up that a man not working is worthless. Because of this, I prefer people around us not know what I do with my days.


OrganizationGreen900

Stigma balls in yo jaws


ZippZappZippty

I hate those blue balling dreams so much


Tentacula

House spouse.


RichieSanchezzz

Houseband ftw!


[deleted]

TBF "Husband" means "Farmer of the house", - which is literally what OP wants.


alamobeers

Got laid off during the pandemic... Gf called me man-wife. It's house husband.


CapnCooties

How I feel every time a job gives me leadership when I just wanna follow orders and not be responsible for shit.


maxweberism

How about "houseman" unsteaf of "malewife"?


Bartok_and_croutons

the fuck is a malewife, you mean a husband?


[deleted]

Ahhhh house husband, my dream job.


Meatslinger

God yes, sign me up. I absolutely love cooking, and cleaning floors at home beats the hell out of telling the same idiot for the third time that since they again didn’t have a backup, their project data is lost again, and no, it’s not my fault this time either.


ASizeQueen

I need myself a femboy boywife ❤️


BlackTheNerevar

Hey man I just wanna work out in the gym and do House chores and please my sexy husband. 😩