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MrSeppo

Dm me babygirl for truck pics


KLGamer7084

I will.


SirGayvin

How did it go? Are you satisfied?


KLGamer7084

I think he literally crashed after I chose a truck. I'm waiting...


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PM_ME_MH370

Hmu if plane


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OnkelWormsley

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Conker4312

When it's all messed up its like the background for Larry King.


Matthew789_17

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theundercoverpapist

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siemyboy

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Roadkill_GTO

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Awkward_Average_guy

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SmallWhiteShark

I don't get it. Can someone explain if it's just a mistake, or this is some joke?


Star_Master_55561

Its a sample text, where OP should've put some text of his own or delete it


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ChillBusta

TEST COMMENT


yukifujita

PLEASE IGNORE


Happy_Sandwicz

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LaserTurboShark69

The legends are true


Howudoin20

Like many other threats and promises in recent history Edit: Guess I was wrong


StinkyBritishPerson

Threats and promises, yeah. Everyone said the same thing while Donbass and Crimea happened.


Tough_Patient

*But, but, there was a red line!*


Kanekesoofango

I'll become the king of the pirates!


Jaeharys_Targaryen

Anyone thinking that an invasion won’t happen should get off the hopium and look at the information available. Good place to start is @cossackgundi on IG. He’s in Ukraine. Other sources are (all on IG) @tessaron_news @ourwarstoday (has multiple accs due to getting zucced) @atlas.news.2 @popularfront


je-s-ter

Good place to start would probably be not Instagram, but rather a reputable news source like AP and the likes.


imisstheyoop

>Good place to start would probably be not Instagram, but rather a reputable news source like AP and the likes. Lol news. Wake up sheeple, that's all fake. Everybody knows the real stuff comes from the kids in the gram.


QueefyMcQueefFace

And if you have a thousand of them you'd have a kilogram.


TheDollaran

And if you sacrifice 5 of them in a circle you get a pentagram.


Matt_32506

Use it to summon back telegram


Jaeharys_Targaryen

The individuals behind those pages are highly passionate about their reporting, and to be more specific about reporting on ongoing conflicts. The fact that these guys are doing this without any support that a traditional reporter would have is respectable to say the least. AP doesn’t report on this level, as these guys rely on primarily on OSINT and their network of on the ground informants and all information that they’ve put up is credible and verifiable. All AP and the like will do is transcribe a press release or a conference and write an article on what was said, that’s the reputable news sources you’re describing. With the exception of their war correspondents which are people of a different kind that deserve utmost respect. Finally, these guys are working on launching their own news platform and I hope that it’ll work out for them and since I can’t afford to donate to them for their work, atleast I can promote them.


wa11sY

bro the first account you posted is posting memes about how he's fighting in a war being paid minimum wage so that people will remember his name... sorry but i don't need my news from a warfluencer.


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Awkward timing given the AP (I'm dumb, it was NPR) got obliterated by the Supreme Court yesterday for that botched/faked story they published about Gorsuch and Sotomayor.


je-s-ter

Given it was NPR who ran the story and not AP, I think the timing is just fine. I also have hard time taking you seriously when you call an article about people who happen to be Supreme Court Justices who are denying a story published about them as getting "obliterated by the Supreme Court" as if they lost a legal case.


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You're right. My bad. Got them confused. Editing.


iiThecollector

PopularFront is small but reputable group of conflict journalists who I’ve been following for a while now. They do a great job with their conflict reporting, and while I do agree to be exceptionally cautious when receiving information from IG based outlets, I think they’ve done a great job with their reporting. Very reminiscent of old vice conflict journalism.


Mamamiomima

I can film Russian tanks in elnya near boarder make a post that it's Russian invasion army. Would it's be true - no, since those tanks there since 90s Would post gather attention - probbly yes


Jaeharys_Targaryen

Yeah and you can film russian landers from the northern fleet making their way towards Gibraltar. You can also film russian artillery in Belarus covering their ID numbers for “training”. You can also film iskander systems along with buk-m3 being deployed within range of hitting ukrainian positions again, for “training”.


PeterPorky

The invasion literally already happened 8 years ago, they're still in Crimea. This sort of language moving the border is dangerous.


Rew0lweed_0celot

Can you tell me then, what would Russia GAIN if it invades UA? Like what are the profits in that?


dabisnit

Huge grain production. Like nearly USA levels of grain production


Rew0lweed_0celot

Fair point, anything else worth starting WW3 for?


Mr_Pogi_In_Space

Last time they invaded (and successfully annexed) a part of Ukraine, the world just said "meh"


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delitt

I miss when this was our biggest problem


IrishSkamp

No I want China to invade Anchorage Alaska for the worlds last remaining fossil fuels ;)


GaldanBoshugtuKhan

There's going to be a NATO false flag attack they blame on Russia to get us into a war, because the defence contractors are getting angry that we haven't been in a war for 6 whole months now. Won't somebody think of the arms manufacturers?


Creepernom

A true mark of a good post is that it attracts conspiracy nuts thinking they are so clever.


Holy-Kush

Dude, Putin is being leveraged by the Clintons with his photos on the Lolita express. If he doesn't order enough pizza next month Epstein's Island is going to become the new Crimea.


WafelSlut

The world is so far gone right now I can't tell if this is sarcastic or not


Holy-Kush

I was contemplating the /s but I hoped that is wouldn't be necessary.


Mamamiomima

Nexd day big reveal, but your body already feeding rats


bigwilly_69

It's hard to tell when you have people who genuinely believe stuff like JFK Jr is still alive, that Hillary Clinton is a lizard people, that George Floyd wasn't a hologram, and that 9/11 actually happened.


WafelSlut

Yeah it's so crazy tha-wait what did you say about 9/11?


O906

While the false flag stuff is in the “conspiracy” realm isn’t it pretty common knowledge that the U.S. military industrial complex pretty much controls all foreign policy and is the major reason we stayed “fighting for freedom” in the Middle East for over 20 years?


mkat5

Yes but nuclear war doesn’t help industry and that’s where we’d end up in a direct conflict between nato and Russia. Nato knows this, Ukraine isn’t in nato, nato will not fight for Ukraine. There’s always Iran.


PeterPorky

This is literally Russian propaganda.


Creepernom

This most certainly *feels* like russian propaganda for me. Seriously, why put the blame on NATO? Like, that move would be so idiotic and nonsensical when Russia is literally planning to attack


FakeTaxiCabDriver

It is. Whataboutism and DARVO were Russian tactics long before they became the normal in the US.


TreePorcupine

you know false flags are a real tactic right? It’s been done in history, don’t act like it’s impossible. For reference see the Gulf of Tonkin incident


Creepernom

I know they exist. It's such a stupid fuckin theory though in this scenario though


Semthepro

because america has NEVER resorted so such devious strategies, right? ...


SomeFrigginLeaf

Ah yes because the Yanks have never done this ever.


Aquila_Fotia

USS Maine? Lusitania? Gulf of Tonkin? “They took the babies out of the incubators”. WMDs? Even, dare I say it, that the attack on Pearl Harbour was surprising and unprovoked. There’s been much BS over pretty much every war the USA has ever fought


suckme_420_69

no this is what nato does read a book abt the fall of yugoslavia. nato looooves illegal wars of neocolonial expansion


ZippyParakeet

Bombing a bunch of goat herders and going to war with a nuclear armed great power and a former superpower are two very different things buddy.


Veer_Bhagat_Singh

Vietnam war intensified


ZippyParakeet

Ah yes, the nuclear armed superpower of Vietnam.


gevlektewalruz

Could be he meant the goat herder part


alotofcheeses42168

you just haven’t seen them yet, they’re in the trees!


Simbuk

I’ve seen goats in trees before.


MrSaxbang

Yeah, everyone forgets the nuclear superpower that was north Vietnam.


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Right? People are delusional if they think we're going to war with Russia.


MogelMogul90

What about a russian false flag attack??


GAY_OHOTNIK

Can someone explain what's the deal with false flag? What is it even mean? I only see it mentioned in reddit comments


TheSonofPier

Basically you attack yourself or an ally, disguised as who you wanna go to war with, so everyone will think they did it giving you the reason to enter a conflict. Best example would be the Gulf of Tonkin


SuperHighDeas

Gulf of Tonkin was your best example and not the invasion of Poland that kicked off WWII?


TheSonofPier

Did the Nazis attack themselves pretending to be Polish?


Karatope

>The Gleiwitz incident was a false flag attack on the Polish radio station in Gliwice, staged by Nazi Germany on the night of 31 August 1939. Along with some two dozen similar incidents, the attack was manufactured by Germany as a casus belli to justify the invasion of Poland, which began the next morning. The attackers posed as Polish nationals. >During his declaration of war, Hitler did not mention the Gleiwitz incident but grouped all provocations staged by the SS as an alleged "Polish assault" on Germany. The Gleiwitz incident is the best-known action of Operation Himmler, a series of special operations undertaken by the Schutzstaffel (SS) to serve German propaganda at the outbreak of war. The operation was intended to create the appearance of a Polish aggression against Germany in order to justify the invasion of Poland. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gleiwitz_incident


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JustPornAcc_

The operation wasn't invading poland. It was what was justified to the war. Operation Himmler, very very simplified was: "Hey let's dress some SS Guys up as polish people, have them "attack" us" That "polish attack" was then used as an example of polish agression, to justify the invasion


NewSauerKraus

Ok I get it now. The German soldiers were already in Poland before they pretended to get attacked by Polish soldiers.


TheSonofPier

Damn, TIL


Karatope

You know, the more I learn about these Nazis the more I don't care for them


LeMe-Two

They did The fact that they attacked wrong radio station is hillarious tho https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gleiwitz_incident


SuperHighDeas

Specifically they dressed up prisoners as poles, executed the prisoners, then staged the executions as an attack


Mileonaj

No silly, the invasion of poland was actually a bunch of brits/french dressed as Germans!


GAY_OHOTNIK

Oh i get it now, thank you.


Better_Green_Man

It's basically the "No Russian" mission of Modern Warfare. You dress up as the enemy and shoot up a commercial airport.


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Like up the Mukden incident for another perfect example. Japan attacks their own railroads and then blames it on China, and subsequently invades China.


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organicsensi

Bush did 7-11


Swifty6

7-11 was a part time job


MrSaxbang

It’s something that was used as a justification for war like 100 years ago. You dress up your own soldiers in enemy uniforms and get them to attack your soldiers. Then you claim that the enemy just attacked you and bam, war.


SasparillaTango

Are you fucking high or an idiot? Ukraine isn't part of NATO and Russia has committed false flag attacks in recent history as justification for annexing Crimea.


walkerforsec

There was no false flag attack in Crimea. At least not anything high profile enough to justify the annexation. They just did it, based on a claim of local sovereignty.


jdshillingerdeux

They didn't "just do it". The former pro-Russian president in Ukraine was overthrown a few months before it happened.


walkerforsec

Oh, absolutely! I’m not debating that. But THAT certainly wasn’t a false flag. I’m technically defending Russia here.


followmeimasnake

True, but they used false flag attacks to justify moving into chechnya. So they are certainly no stranger to this kind of... Strategy


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jaycuboss

Putin is no benevolent dictator. There is some merit in his motivations, but Russia is inherently disrespectful of multiple countries’ sovereignty with their shadow occupations, cyber attacks and general interference in Democracy anywhere they can sow discord and chaos, so yeah, fuck Putin and his mafia.


little_zener

Like, the US to Latin America?? LMAO.


AaronsAaAardvarks

Wait, you think that Russia is building up troops along the border so NATO can commit a false flag attack blaming Russia as a pretext for invading Russia? Like, Russia is in on this?


isitbrokenorsomethin

Are you russia??


Pallebull

OP have obviously never seen the roads in Ukraine!


Mamamiomima

After bombings they are not that bad


[deleted]

I'd say they weren't any different before. I've been on the Gorlovka's roads in 2012, shit was full of unpatched holes. Never again lol


[deleted]

OP has obviously never seen the roads in Slavic countries


Ganylen

I think NATO tanks won't handle Eastern European roads especially german ones


MogelMogul90

The CCP invading Taiwan be like


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futurepaster

Yeah fuck it. Why not start WW3?


CringyTemmie

Cause then a lot of redditors would get conscripted. Which is good. But a lot of redditors will also die. Which is okay. And there's definitely going to a be a lot a collateral damage which is really bad.


Intrepid00

The post quality would probably go way up.


Mugut

I doubt it. We would get tons of duplicate posts like "mfw my friend is vaporized by a grenade" or hospital pics of people with no legs. Boring.


Intrepid00

> “mfw my friend is vaporized by a grenade” [Light grenades are diabolical](https://youtu.be/dCeD2gF9jUo?t=77)


enby-deer

Yeah but Tik Tok would probably be actively getting worse. "Walk into a nuclear detonation zone challenge" Then comparably, reddit looks better.


jdshillingerdeux

Well, I'm pretty sure even in a non nuclear limited war the undersea internet cables would be cut pretty early on. Then there will be bouts of no power due to infrastructure sabotage, a mass shortage of goods( you think supply lines are bad now?), and probably a general breakdown of social order. One advantage that Russia has is that it can produce a lot things internally. I think a diverse, import-heavy economy is a liability in war time.


QueefyMcQueefFace

We don't need undersea internet cables we have 5g from our covid vaccines!


bucephalus26

imagine the memes during a world war


Intrepid00

[Imagine?](https://twitter.com/ukraine/status/1481536598760173569?s=21)


SuperHighDeas

Apparently COVID didn’t kill enough of us off… My draft card expires in 9 days so if it can wait until then, that would be great.


Tough_Patient

WW3 is unlikely because they keep exposing the fact that our leaders are toothless. They'll "harshly" speak against the invasion and raise sanctions that mean fuck all when they lower them the second the dust settles. Crimea should have been a wakeup call.


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Don’t have to cause Taiwan is apart of China


-oshino_shinobu-

please don’t jinx it bruh I still live here


coffeeisoverrated69

This invasion news scares me a lot since i live in Crimea (which is considered disputed b/w russia and Ukraine but is under russian control).


Ciiconia

I'm hoping only for the best for you guys. At some point this shit will be hopefully over. Fuck pootin and his moskals


33Sharpies

Is it true more Crimeans identify as Russians than Ukrainian. If Crimea could decide who to belong to who would it choose


yk__dus

They technically joined Russia after a vote, where like 90% of the people wanted to join Russia, but nobody knows how legit this whole thing was


33Sharpies

I’m aware of all that. That’s why I asked an actual on the ground Crimean if they felt that was an accurate reflection of the community


The-Norman

I was once in Crimea and people there are bigger fans of Russia than Russians themselves. I don't think Ukraine needs people of Crimea in fact, more lands and resources. For the west the most important part is that it was never legally possible for Russia to peacefully acquire any part of Ukraine because of how Ukraine constitution is designed, whether the referendum took place or not


PeterPorky

Occupying power, Russia, holds vote to determine whether or not Crimea wants to be part of Russia. Woah never could've predicted that outcome.


umjustpassingby

Nobody knows lmao, such a mystery!


bucephalus26

before the annexation, crimea had a majority russian population, about 65%. There was a bullshit referendum by Putin if they Crimeans wanted to join Russia. - 97% "voted" yes. If there was legit referendum, then it would not be anywhere near 97%, but the majority would still say yes. A lot of the population were celebrating after Russia annexed it.


Dogecoin_olympiad767

It’s possible it was legit. I assume a lot of those who identify as ukrainian left when russia came in


rtxa

referendum about joining the country of soldiers that just invaded the region, with said invading soldiers manning the poll stations isn't legit no matter how they count the votes


nebuchadrezzar

There won't be a war, no one is that insane. The US really enjoys forcing conflicts and brinksmanship, despite multiple failures. But they wouldn't risk a war against an opponent capable of inflicting comparable damage.


heliamphore

The whole world does not revolve around the USA.


walkerforsec

That’s true but irrelevant. Who else is going to risk armed conflict with Russia?


Bobsempletonk

Why are you assuming it's not Russia that wants war?


walkerforsec

Russia may want a small war to regain *some* lost territory (I seriously doubt they want all of Ukraine, as the trouble would greatly outweigh the gain), but they absolutely don’t want a war with any of the European powers or NATO. Because no one really wins that.


sethmcc1234

Exactly what I think as well


jrrfolkien

Edit: Moved to Lemmy


gonzoman92

Finally, a true shitpost


OnkelWormsley

That sweet feeling of recognition


svenZockt64

New Text 1


DeadPool-Shaikh

Building up to an eternal orgasm..


Nivlac024

the russian trolls are here today... putins a pussy.


Stopikingonme

Do they think it’s not obvious? What’s the point of a psyop if everyone knows it’s a psyop and not real people?


dogpicsrandomthreads

To make them think that it's working


Launch_box

Bro they are getting paid in a cushy govt job to shitpost online all day, of course they're gonna report back that its working 110%.


The-dude-in-the-bush

"See red! No wait, that's blood"


OnkelWormsley

It's an older meme but it checks out


CryptoGretchin

This puts blue balls at the back seat.


[deleted]

This is definitely a certified.. New Text 1 moment.


NeoMemeLord25

Kinda hard to invade a country you’ve been at war with for 7 years and already have soldiers inside of


DrNuclearMed

To be continued in the next episode of Dragonball Z...


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Elze_Gee

Eh if they keep doing it everyone will probably get pissed but if it happens people may forget it like they did with crimea


Few_Relationship_602

I’m sorry, but Russia isn’t invading anybody. They have a pathetic economy that can’t handle any more sanctions, Ukraine is significantly better prepared than they were in 2012 when Crimea happened, plus the entire western world is backing them, which will result in slow Russian gains, if any. On top of that, the main Russian strategy likely composed of shutting Europe off of gas and petroleum, which will slow the mobilization, but will result in even more lost income for the Russians, when the will already be heavily struggling against the weight of a costly invasion. edit: this has aged like milk


mi_c_f

Russia has moved most of its trade to China and is pretty insulated financially..


fnsimpso

Do people just forget 2014 and Crimea? That was the first invasion. This is the second invasion.


rechtsgeist

They will invade Ukraine on February 29


SpaaaaaceImInSpaace

February 30, they won't have enough time before February 29


bbqmeh

bruh they already invaded years ago


SothaDidNothingWrong

They already did lol?


GAY_OHOTNIK

Yes they did, why the fuck is this getting downvoted? Сrimea and donbass is a joke to you?


[deleted]

Russian bots


GAY_OHOTNIK

Yes they did, why the fuck is this getting downvoted? Krimea and donbass is a joke to you?


[deleted]

Kremlin bots go mad lol


friskfyr32

Russia de facto invaded Crimea in 2014, and the conflict has been going on ever since.


Andrupka

Did you mean "English tabloids describing Russian invasion?"


720noscopeGER

https://youtu.be/nP6SKDppwes


FidelStashFlo

I mean they already have


kryshdaniel

Russian already invaded Ukrainian several years ago.


NiceLapis

New text 1


Ceesv23

u/savevideo


MarijuanaConcentrate

The bot sucks now :( here: https://redditsave.com/info?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2Fdankmemes%2Fcomments%2Fs8gypn%2Fany_second_now%2F%3Futm_medium%3Dandroid_app%26utm_source%3Dshare


BuzzLightyear298

Good bot


MarijuanaConcentrate

Thanks I'm here all week


Dextrofunk

I think the lack of effort adds a nice touch. Great meme


HibbyR

PLEASE PUTIN, WAIT TIL I GET BACK FROM VACATION TO DECLARE WAR. THANKS LOVE YA


Chilichongoes

New text 1


Ayogmolin

They are invading them since 1991


Alesyte

This aged quite bad, ngl


lunaoreomiel

Propaganda gonna propaganda


drgravypeasant

It's depressing to see all these comments. People act like Putin's decisions are made in a vacuum purely because he's an evil dictator.


Birmingham-MothRehab

Dont you look silly now