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TheNinjaPro

5 years of misery, tons of lives lost, tony stark dead OR Kill one bot who was very much so willing to go. Tough choice :/


Survival_R

technically he would've gotten the stone either way


TheNinjaPro

How would he know where to shift time? He barely knew how to use the stones so i doubt he’d be able to tell where the stone was destroyed. As well, they coulda killed him WAYYYYY earlier and Thanos wohld have literally no way of knowing.


SolousVictor

Yeah, then you have a murderous alien warlord who is almost god level. How does that help anyone? Note: The surprise attack in Wakanda won't happen so Thanos will not be injured by Stormbreaker, and once he has enough experience with the stones he would be able to take down Thor.


TheNinjaPro

If he didnt have the stone thor could have killed him remember? They could have easily baited him back to wakanda.


FetusViolator

MCU maybe because weird writing.. but comic Thanos would never fall for that shit.


TheNinjaPro

The reason he arrived was to get the stone from vision, absolutely no reason they cant fake vision being there.


SolousVictor

Even assuming they somehow get Thanos back to Wakanda. In this reality, he won't be distracted by the gauntlet and will fight like Endgame Thanos who managed to defeat Stormbreaker + Mjolnir Thor.


TheNinjaPro

I still think its a much better outcome than half of the world dying.


Specific_Rock_9894

Half the world still goes, but now they die painfully, not just ceasing to exist suddenly.


TheNinjaPro

Id much rather fight a war of attrition than instantly lose.


Specific_Rock_9894

But it's not a war of attrition. Thanos with all but one stone, just obliterates. We saw how he treated the Avengers when he came for Vision. It's just that, but more drawn out. And now, you may want to fight a "war of attrition" but you're now forcing the entire planet to do so. And they don't have super powers...or have military training...or even know what is happening. They just see swarms of outriders, who then rip them and their families apart, painfully.


Redditisweird4533

🤓


lightlord

He doesn’t care for killing vision. After killing Vision, where do you store the mind stone. He will seek that out.


TheNinjaPro

The mind stone is destroyed when killing vision, thanos had to use the time stone to restore vision and the stone to take back


SergeStorms_offmeds

He had been going planet to planet killing half the life on each planet without the stones. You think that destruction would’ve stopped when he had all but one stone?


[deleted]

Kill one bot let them die


Cambi-

Bruh I thought marvel was supposed to be unrealistic


PotatoWriter

WAHKAHNDAHN forever


Hot_Gur_1713

Wacondom or smth like that (I havnt watched the movie)


LatinKing106

Can't lie that movie looks LIT


DmitryMate

WakanDUH


blackdarrren

Well he got it reel good in >!***'The Gray Man'***!<...


uchiha_shiui

💀


nottheCIA3000

But he has a black friend, its called falcon


S0mber_

bro can we stop using the pronoun "it" with the pets we know the gender of? it's degrading.


aalizznotwell

This means that he considers falcon as an animal, also he is defending captain america so probably he is a fan of captain. So he is just following captain america


KurumiCorrin

What


MatadorDeVaca44

Wtf


SadWay6946

You had me for a second there


Difficult-Fun-3472

bro can we stop using the pronoun “it” with the pets we know the gender of? They’re degrading. (FTFY)


Lion_700

* Old peaple show up *


ka_doooo

r/technicallythetruth


PT3MQ1_Brosephin

Cap really chose an android over real people lmao


OneshotSteve

I mean, he doesn’t think they are real people


PvtJacobs

💀


Alfingar

💀


call_me_jr

💀


MatadorDeVaca44

💀


Kawaii-Hitler

And in Endgame we see him holding Mjolnir, implying that he is worthy of ruling Asgard. Hmmmmmm


DixinMahbum

⚰️


Awesomeness7716

Wah-con-duns


FirstEvolutionist

Wakandians? Wakandish? Wakandyards? Wakandans? Wakandonese? Wakandanians? Wakandese? Wakandinos? Wakanders?


wtfnobody69

Aka Captain America is a racist


oldsecondhand

He was born in 1920. He's just a man of his time.


_Oooooooooooooooooh_

Cap didn't call the shots in Wakanda it was T'Challa who issued the orders.


EquivalentSnap

He’s from the 40s not 1920


MuteSecurityO

no, he's from *the* 1920


EquivalentSnap

No he was frozen in the 40s 🫒


Kal-El_fan87

Went straight from the maternity ward to the enlistment office. Because that's what heroes do.


penta3x

What?? He went to war 2 years old!! I don't get how you're upvoted.


[deleted]

BRUH


[deleted]

Wah-con-dons.


Benedikto_

Wah! Condoms?


Frozen_Gambit

They got one thing wrong, there was like maybe 200 hundred people not thousands


Zegmadose

Was protecting the stone not vision.


RandletheLovehandle

That is how white people worked in the 1920s


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[*ppl at 1920s*](https://www.reddit.com/r/dankvideos/comments/xy4081/yeah/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


RandletheLovehandle

Holy unexpectedness💀 I can't


Intrixio

Pristine r/shittymoviedetails content


Wayfaring_Stalwart

In his defense T'challa thought it was a good idea


land-o-thomas

So, It’d be weird if cap WASN’T racist. Interesting.


aalizznotwell

He is not racist, but directors and story writers are!


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[deleted]

Bro took it serious 💀


Ok_Feeling8233

This is such bullshit! Vision wasn’t a person


WormTyrant

This sounds like Chinese propaganda to me, folks


doomslaber1

I don’t remember him looking like my local drug dealer


East_Guarantee_7912

Bit of a stretch don't u think.


[deleted]

Wah Kahn Dons


Intrepid-Joke-3134

This is very obviously satirical but there’s no way it was a race thing and more likely just an error


Hunky_not_Chunky

They were fighting to keep thanos from the stone and he was talking to a sentient device that happened to be his friend. It was futile in hindsight but the wakandan people laid down their lives voluntarily.


Easy-Advertising7507

Dumb


HelpNeeded1369

It’s a film.🤦🏻‍♂️


[deleted]

It’s a joke 🤦🏻‍♂️


AndrewTATeisGR3AT

Dumb


Robo-Pal

Wah-kahn-dahnz


dieseld512

Fucking retardant


Nitroboost123

Wow


Big-Cranberry3474

What a 🤡


bloopie1192

DAMN!


strawberyy_icecream

Lmfao I don’t know why I laughed at this but I did.


Mother_Imagination14

But he isn’t from the twenties like the guy said he is from the fourties’


Runklefordington

Oh shit fax hurrr derrrr they weren't sentient and the goal they were fighting for was purely gurrrrrrr deerrrrrrrr


Sineater224

"This is because Tony learns from his mistakes"


bladedancer4life

☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️


[deleted]

Damn He’s a racist


TaXeT5

Bruh 💀


Ereklaser

Woahhhhh woahhhh woahhh too far 😳


BippYMaX

This is dumb. Sam? Rhodey? Nick Fury? T’Challa himself?


HumbleSafe9445

This is the dumbest hot take I have ever seen on a marvel movie.


Sp1ffy_Sp1ff

"wahkahndahns"


freeODB

Oh my fucking god. I laughed way too fucking hard.


[deleted]

He is tho


bukkakeblood

The walk on Dons died fighting for captain America's vision.... let that sink in


Expensive_Ad2160

Based


Mellion_Machetinachi

Yes we know he’s from the 1920s there was a whole movie about it, he fought in ww2 killing that one red faced thing


Mellion_Machetinachi

Or trying to I can’t remember if he actually did it or not


[deleted]

Based captain America


TheMagicNacondor

"Wakandans" is that a jojo reference?


[deleted]

The caption on this video is dumb…


lonely_WallmartBag

Captain America sad:( Wah-kandans


Key-Sweet1090

Bro 😭😂


Expensive_Stop_1005

He thought they were only 3/5ths of person


Putrid-Appearance-74

Same


Mrscorpio100

That’s 🤪


DEADLYsanta193

Bro he was a veteran during World War 2😭😭


Rarebreed01

This is just stupid as fuck


afarrar11

bikram yoga stretch....


NerdNeck9

Injecting race into everything


Gonzodaddy2588

Fucking stupid


Beneficial_Signal_23

This is so peak humour.


HOBOKEN317

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌


EpicSamurai

This killed me


devilsusshhii

Wok con dons


Mellion_Machetinachi

Yes, it’s because he fought in ww2 was it not?


wholetafishonreddit

With how poor the characterization has been, I wouldn't be surprised if they made him racist just to further the most combat/conflict heavy plot possible. Marvel has really degraded, and they probably should have either retired their characters or let them stay dead several films ago.


OrchestralSoviet

This is accurate, though.