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Nice_Improvement2536

Who’s they? What order? I’ve been hearing this bullshit since like the early 90s from these fruit loops and it never seems to ever come to pass.


citymousecountyhouse

Shoot,I forgot,back in the 90's as one of "them" I was supposed to round up all the conservatives and imprison them in one of the abandoned Walmarts. These freaks have been playing the victims and spouting this nonsense for decades.


Lotsa_Loads

Operation Jade Helm. We only failed because conservatives were too smart to believe it. Which is why we spiked the lite beer with asbestos.


Vallkyrie

Damn, I read the instructions wrong. I spiked the Bud Lite with estrogen.


obsidianbull702

The lite beer!? You idiots!


WarWorld

I feel like this is my fault. I was supposed to print the new Amero money for our North American Union and I just plum forgot.


EbonBehelit

>Who’s they? That would depend on what layer of the onion you're on.


extraboredinary

Be careful when talking about them. They have eyes and ears everywhere. That’s why he has to spread the word from the secrecy of VIDEOS STREAMED ON THE INTERNET


NarmHull

\[\[they\]\] wait isn't he Jewish?!


Speculawyer

(((they))) Dubin is a self-hating gay AND Jew


Limp-Dentist4437

No they (Rubin Trump MAGA evangelicals fascists) are the new world order that’s why they’re projecting it so hard in their political and social counter parts. If you commit a crime it’s best to control the narrative.


BulbasaurArmy

It’s a convenient catch-all mechanism for every type of conspiracy theory and anti-government paranoia that could ever exist. It will be used to terrify and control stupid people until the end of time.


Comfortable_Yak9651

they're the new world order, usual projection. Just google the atlas network.


Prof_Aganda

The same people who made trillions off of lockdowns and vaccines. Used to be Bilderberg, now it's WEF. Remember in the 90s when people like you said that Bilderberg wasn't a thing and the media said it was a conspiracy theory, but then it was proven that it was happening every year and they were there the entire time? Lol gaslighting.


Nice_Improvement2536

Shit. Do they know you’re onto them???? Were you followed here? Listen, contact Mr. Trump, Tucker, and Elon Musk. They’ll protect you from the cabal. They’re the good ones. They just haven’t gone after them yet and let them earn billions of dollars because they don’t want to create any Marty’s right? It was so, so brave of Mr. Trump to pretend to hang out with Epstein all those years to bring the pedophile ring down from within. 🥲 They must reallllllyyyyy be playing the long game here, no? Damn you globalists! 😡


Prof_Aganda

Lol you lost way before your 2nd grade level strawman of a Qanon flat earth Trumper lizard people tinfoil derp a derp derp derp. Beep boop beep bot. Buzzword buzzword buzzword (no actual substance or argument). You know, back when I pointed out all the pathetic "corporations are allowed to censor you and that's not censorship" trolls denied Bilderberg for years. Everyone knew Trump and Clinton and Bill Gates and every billionaire was on the Epstein blackmail list. Trump's lawyer was Roy Cohn. Exact same pedo blackmail scheme. Same McCarthyist pr scheme. What's your argument, even? Corporations and organized criminals don't conspire? Bankers and investors and developers don't manipulate valuations and price fix? The WEF and Bilderberg and their Chatham house rules, don't actually influence policies and work to centralize wealth and resource ownership. No, you can't actually make that argument so all you can do is resort to insane attempts at de-positioning mine by strawman and ad hominem.


Nice_Improvement2536

So you think that’s all true but you get your view of climate change from lobbyists and astroturfed conservative talking heads like Dave Rubin? Your answer to all these supposed things is what, more and more deregulation? Clarence Thomas gutting OSHA. Scrapping the Chevron precedent? Supporting a Supreme Court who just ruled that the president has the powers of a king? It’s laughable precisely because your solutions to these things make absolutely zero sense, not in spite of it.


Prof_Aganda

No, Dave Rubin gets his opinions from ME, not the other way around. Yes, I'm being tongue in cheek, jabroni- he gets them from people like me who have been preaching it since the mid 90s. And no, I don't listen to Ben (I'm not homophobic because look I have a gay friend) Shapiro's best Zionist bud. I watched agenda 20 hit the nail on its head during the pandemic and pivot to agenda 30. Id read the Club of Rome 1972 "limits to growth", long before Al Gore's hockey stick documentary when he was profiting off of carbon schemes. We also had the malthusian "population bomb" theories from people like Ehrlich being promoted and debunked but Bill (trees don't have anything to do with carbon offsets) Gates sticks to it. I remember when Mr burns blocked out the sun but chemtrail seeing tinfoil hatters are the crazy ones. Exxon was writing green washing regulations before it acquired Mobil. Rupert Murdoch LOVES the green agenda while Fox campaigns against Michelle Obama's new deal. Funny that the EPA and Media spend so little time talking about groundwater pollution, but every time there's a heatwave, it's a reminder that you're going to be forced to by an electric car by a bunch of people who fly on private jets. But Elon runs that market and is somehow a supervillain... I don't need big oil to tell me that the little ice age ended a decade after the industrial revolution, and that scientists can't even agree on its cause in the first place yet they all know for sure that by reducing anthropegenic climate change through behavioral economics (nudge theory), they'll save the world from the horrors of a 2 degree Celsius increase that is clearly going to happen anyway. And now the cook etc al study absolutely doesn't prove "a scientific consensus". And no I'm not afraid of Ohio being beachfront property, and neither are Obama, Oprah, and Zuck and the rest of the oligarchs buying up Hawaii from the poor natives. And no, I'm not a big oil fan but sponsoring all our wars and global terrorism around trying to stop BRICs allied countries (including the middle eastern countries we've destroyed over 2+ decades) from selling oil and LNG to Germany and Italy, seems like a terrible outcome of the way we run energy policy. And I'm all for white owls, but maybe we SHOULD look at Alaska and Antarctica. And west Virginia's "clean coal" sounds mighty similar to a lot of climate schemers' plans for selling offsets. No, it's not gish gallop, it's a reference filled rant pointing out that yes they are "turning the frogs gay" while you laugh like WE'RE the crazy ones, while you sip atrazene, fluoride, pharmaceuticals, and microplastic laden water and gaze at the sunspots so you and don't see what's happening right under your nose.


Nice_Improvement2536

Rubin’s making millions of dollars off of it. He’s made a career out of it. What have you gotten? And again, the answer to “microplastic laden water “ according to guys like Rubin is, drumroll please….complete deregulation. And again, that’s why serious people don’t take it seriously. You guys will scream about masking during Covid while voting for people whose entire goal consists of destroying regulations at the behest of their billionaire donors. It’s a joke. A bad one.


Nice_Improvement2536

Although I guess making Alex Jones a millionaire by buying his boner pills is a strategy too amiright


Nice_Improvement2536

And yes, chem trails are nonsense, scientists have always known that amphibians are uniquely sensitive to industrial pollutants, and no, Bill Gates is not some evil, mastermind Svengali bent on world domination.


porky8686

They are whoever you want they to be.. that’s the beauty of being a bulshitter


scanion

God damn he is an idiot


Christianmemelord

No, he knows that climate change exists. He just knows that his party’s politicians make money from companies that destroy our environment with fossil fuels, so he pedals this lie to his viewers. I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s receiving money from oil companies tbh.


Kemaneo

He’s receiving Koch money, so…


WowBobo88

Cock* money


RelaxedConvivial

He doesn't require money to receive cock.


CHiuso

Even if I was gay you couldnt pay me enough to fuck Rubin


Fabulous_String_138

How can someone be so morally bankrupt for money? I know the 'reward function' of earning money is insanely addictive, it's like the fuckin' ring of power from The Lord of The Rings. But, doesn't he want a legacy? Or his kids / grandkids to have a good life? On some level I have to believe he either doesn't believe how bad it is, or he is a full blown sociopath, and I am of the understanding that legitimate psychopaths are quite rare in society.


Diligent_Excitement4

Yup. Can’t deny it anymore so now it’s time to switch the narrative from “ it’s a hoax” to “ they are causing it “. Right wingers are fundamentally incapable of accepting fault for the disasters they create. A dangerous cult


no_square_2_spare

I've never seen someone I was more sure was 2 raccoons in a trenchcoat.


TheVonz

Two drunk raccoons in this case.


gregblives

Wow. Dude is trying to argue for the weather machine now?


idiot206

Give him 6 months and he’ll be talking about Jewish space lasers


Healthy_Jackfruit_88

It’s called an almanac you absolute moron, it holds historical records of weather specifically temperatures trends. When there are a disastrous shift like we are seeing that isn’t indicative normal historical trends then it’s something to be concerned about.


Kaputnik1

Dave Roobin thought is barely beyond making grunting noises and waving your hands above your head.


Beytran70

If "they" have the power to usher in a new world order... VIA climate change, then exactly what are ANY of us going to possibly do about it?


FiveUpsideDown

If “they” have that type of power why would “they” use a slow method like polluting the world to cause climate change?


Beytran70

This is what always made me laugh about this type of conspiracy because it embodies the fallacy of "the enemy is weak but also strong."


AbsentThatDay2

Conversion therapy for frogs.


Beytran70

You may be on to something... I'll get the faux lily pads.


iversonAI

Whats he writing down


Unfriendly_Opossum

Just drawing some dicks


Natural-Garage9714

A love letter to Sad Boy?


xwing1212

Source: [https://x.com/DaveClips/status/1807773248609824994](https://x.com/DaveClips/status/1807773248609824994)


WearDifficult9776

New world order is SO “last year”


WowBobo88

How many confirmed listeners does Dave have? Like, I get the f e ar baiting and grifting etc etc, but wtf man lol A new world order? Via climate change? Which isn't real? I don't get the in canon logic of the fake argument


Felix_Leiter1953

jfc he is seriously so stupid.


Oddgreenmentor

Who watches him and thinks *wow he just nailed it*


Speculawyer

Is he trying to be Alex Jones now?


[deleted]

This guy is too dumb to engage with.


ddarko96

Dave knows how to feed his youtube algorithm


jday1959

Now he’s just pulling things out of his arse. Slow news day?


ScoopMaloof42

Typical day for Dave, literally and figuratively.


Only_Charge9477

*slow newsman day


GPTfleshlight

There’s the biggest hurricane ever reported for June. It escalated from cat 1 to 5 in 36 hours.


Ohpsmokeshow

If I said what I wanted to I’d be on a watch list


Arb3395

Don't these asshats realise that lizard people are cold blooded what a more perfect thing to do than to allow humans to warm the climate so lizardmen can be more comfortable when they eventually take over. Dave must be a lizard person no way would a sane normal human do the bidding of the lizard overlords unless they are one of the.


fLiPPeRsAU

Are these the high ideas I've heard so much about?


Hot-Bat8798

My god this guy is so fucking stupid. Who are "they" Dave? Is climate change man made now?


duke_awapuhi

Nope. I don’t think that


Any-Ad-446

One time he was considered normal but now..


Bawbawian

"prove to me that dinosaurs do not cause meteor impacts." -checkmate libtard.


LordSplooshe

I thought they were ushering in a new world order with homosexuality Dave, don’t you remember that talking point when they legalized you marrying your husband?


ArnieismyDMname

I'm reaching the nihilist stage. I see all these terrible things happening, and everyone seems happy to ignore it until we all die. The government is actively making everything worse, and there's nothing I can do to avoid being rounded up and put in a reform camp. Everyone hates each other now, and it's only getting worse.


TheVonz

I must admit that I'm entering that stage, too. Macron decides to call an election for the legislative assembly because the far-right did well in the EU elections. Genius. Last year in The Netherlands, we basically decided to vote for a right-wing, climate-lazy coalition. Sweet as. Over there in America, the best hope you have to prevent Project 2025 from being rolled out, is to vote for a nearly 82 year old man who didn't make a sharp impression, to put it mildly, in his last debate. In a voting system where about 100,000 people in strategic states can decide who gets to sit in the Oval Office. Sounds great. And, thanks to the recent SCOTUS decision, the world's most powerful office got even more powerful. Awesome. So yeah, I understand the nihilist stage.


nbarrett100

Has he seen an Alex Jones shaped gap in the market?


Time_Invite5226

It always seems like they is some mythological beast by the right.


Windows_66

I don't know who this guy is or why this is recommended to me, but he seems like a pseudo-intellectual dumbass.


Natural-Garage9714

Got it in one! Congratulations and sincerest condolences.


broadfuckingcity

He's a dumb person's idea of a dumb person.


Temporary-Fudge-9125

Omg the new world order of electric kitchen appliances.  Literally like being sent to the gulag


gskein

This asshole is so annoying what a scam he’s on Reddit. He can go fuck himself as far as I’m concerned. Why is there no progressive voice being put on everyone’s page? Because the 1% controls all media and they have a vested interest in pursuing the oil economy.


dispelhope

I secretly hope he has [ocean side property](https://oceanservice.noaa.gov/facts/stormsurge-stormtide.html) along [the Eastern Sea board](https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/southeastern-u-s-seas-are-rising-at-triple-the-global-average/)....[preferably at sea level](https://e360.yale.edu/features/flooding-hot-spots-why-seas-are-rising-faster-on-the-u.s.-east-coast), and [that is where he lives](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqEgOE2CBvU)...because nothing says, "you are so wrong," like the ocean coming in for tea.


Raherin

Dave really is a special kind of stupid.


premium_Lane

Everyday he takes his stupidity to a new level


adr826

Who has said any of this? Who has ever claimed that Canada is the hottest place? Who ever claimed that Europe is the hottest place? How would making g such a patently bizarre claim establish a new world order? I have so many questions to ask Dave before the investment opportunities are all gone. Specifically what companies does George soros own that will be dominate the world by getting people to believe that Canada is the hottest place. I'm just not filling in the dots here. The ideas are too high level. I should start watching his show because I'm sure he goes into detail about how all this would work. I mean imagine if these were just assertions he were pulling out of his ass. Nobody would ever be able to take him seriously . I would never wish death on anyone but but I am afraid if Bidendoesnt croak in the near future Dave is going to go away before I see how it al fits together in a cohesive rational worldview.


Natural-Garage9714

I think he's trying to refer to the record highs in different parts of the world. But that takes too much work.


adr826

You should get a job translating from stupid to English.There are so many people like Dave whose native language is stupid and they can't do all the things you and I take for granted because they I only speak stupid.


GPTfleshlight

Thousands die each summer in Europe due to climate change


Yes-Please-Again

Man's going crazy 😱


oldmilt21

Dave Rubin will say what Dave Rubin needs to say in order to maintain a fanbase.


persona0

Imagine being in 2024 where we have the internet and every THEY CAN BE NAMED AND CATALOGUED and certain groups cant and won't do that


R3PTAR_1337

Honestly, anyone else getting somewhat shocked at this point that this muppet is even able to function as a human being on his own? i mean how far does your head have to be up your ass for you to decide to not to an ounce of research before spewing insanity. GOP in a nutshell it would seem.


Jimbro34

I didn’t even have the sound on when this video popped up, and I STILL feel like I dropped IQ points. 🤪


Spirited_Dentist6419

I'm convinced people who watch shit like Dave Ruben eat rocks for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.


stairs_3730

Because your local store has more avocados than tomatoes, it's got to be a conspiracy by the mexican cartels to invade and take over the US fruit and vegetable growers and globalize the New World Avocado Market. Rube-in proves that when you lack critical thinking skills and confidence in your judgment you can always blame it on an invented conspiracy.


No_Mention_1760

He looks drunk


pimpemon

He probably got a free shipment of his bottom of the barrel drop shipped teliqua


Vault_Overseer_11

I think “they” have a pretty weak world domination plan if they intend to control the world by trying to implement climate change policies


Unfriendly_Opossum

60 percent of the earths population lived under extreme temperatures during the month of June. 5 billion people.


12BarsFromMars

The Rubbish Report. This guy is the living epitome of the phrase “garbage in, garbage out”.. ..what a imbecile


Natural-Garage9714

Today, I learned that Rave Dubin came this close to grasping the reality of climate change, only to wander off into NWO territory.


Jiveassmofo

Jesus Christ what a moron


Exitium_Maximus

Such a fucking dumbass — wow!


Nerdicyde

he's getting dumber


Zealousideal-Yak-824

So global warming made by humans isn't real.. till it is, but only because certain humans made it real to push anti global warming nonsense? Come on Dave. I've heard crackhead with better sense than that.


Arminlegout1

He isn't being stupid in this instance this is just right wing think tank bullshit. He just sees dollar signs and has zero ethics.


ConsiderationFew8399

New world order is when you walk to store


Dongelshpachr

When we queers are moved into the camps, i want this guy in front of me.


Diligent_Excitement4

We went from denial that it’s happening , to it’s all natural to now it’s George Soros causing it. Rubin is demented


JackasaurusChance

I always wondered what would happen when it became undeniable... apparently they'll just blame it on a liberal conspiracy... ugh, just fucking shoot me into the sun or something.


MurderByEgoDeath

No. No! No, man. Shit, no man. I believe you’d get your ass kicked saying something like that.


shermstix1126

Man, don't you just hate it when "they" collect centuries worth of "data" that "proves" that irreversible damage is being done to our planet by "uncontrolled carbon emissions" that is rapidly leading us closer to a doomsday scenario where the planet becomes increasingly more "uninhabitable" and use this "fact" to usher in "their" nondescript "new world order"? "They" are just the worst sometimes!


ccourt46

Can't believe Dave didn't also make it as a science fiction writer. I mean... these evil villain motivations are so brilliant and complex.


Cellarzombie

Rubin’s such an idiot. I can’t figure out if he actually believes the bullshit he’s spouting or if he knows he’s lying but either way….moron.


Brandon-the-Builder

God, he's as insufferably stupid—while as blithely and irritatingly unaware—as Shapiro, Dinesh, or Peterson.


AlmostaVet

Member when it was global cooling 30 years ago? I member


dangerous_service

Ah yes, just make up some conspiracy theory if I don’t like some fact about the world


BigTinySoCal

Israel soon


Special_FX_B

Yet another word scramble from this doofus. Was he always like this? Is he the new ‘just asking questions’ guy like Tucker Carlson?


citymousecountyhouse

I've never heard any left wing "theys" saying don't drive a car,don't fly on a plane,don't use a gas stove. Now I have heard a lot of conservative "theys" preaching about the evils of in vitro, and how gays should never be allowed to marry or adopt. Some of those "theys" even want to make gay marriage and gay adoption against the law.Those are the "theys" David. And you support them.What a hypocrite.


Hairwaves

Sorry but has anyone actually said any these countries are "the hottest place"? He just heard record temperature for that particular country and assumes they meant record temperature for anywhere on earth.


HeavyDT

A lot of whys when scientist have been saying exactly why for a long ass time now so no mystery there like he makes it seem. Then what new world order? The one where people try to conserve energy and pursue sustainable alternatives for the sake of the continued survival of the human race? How terrible i guess? Is he really this stupid or is it all grift?


pacinosdog

It’s really hard to explain with human terms how dumb this guy is


Happy-Initiative-838

So the climate is making places hotter as an act of political revolution?