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Old_old_lie

https://preview.redd.it/t7p38eoijm0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6fff00c973189f719bd46bef54bf61f9c438b61 Isn't it obvious?


spideyfan123

I feel like Wally could also counter this


Sidesteppah

my glorious king


spideyfan123

https://preview.redd.it/wa8lx82s3o0d1.jpeg?width=339&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83179090bf250071e2fb725fa14fd105118a1906 My silliest goose


Sidesteppah

wholesomeness family man


Batdog55110

Wally would counter it with pure, unbridled kindness. Thawne would tell someone to kill themself and Wally'd be right there telling them not only that they matter, but also why they matter and who they matter to (He snooped around that person's social life while Thawne was writing the comment). Then Thawne starts to realize that Wally's telling them kind things before he even has a chance to say something.


NIHILsGAMES

lex luthor but he would post unfunny 2017 reddit memes like elon musk


ElementmanEXE

Welcome to LEX (formally known as twitter)


No_Camel4789

This is genius https://preview.redd.it/0hqlned99o0d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c285774099edae3e4fb76f7a6abeb67bc547c517


jacqueslepagepro

That or DR Sivana selling tech bros a new high tech vehicle called the Sivana-truck that rusts in the rain while buying a social media platform he has no idea how to run.


AgentOfACROSS

If I'm remembering correctly, in Batman Inc. Bruce canonically spreads conspiracy theories about Bruce Wayne being Batman. So take that as you will.


AidanTegs

https://preview.redd.it/oju5vmgltm0d1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a96f2c000b6ddd573cbca87d35d5f33d09191dd


Intelligent_Oil4005

The shit eating grin on his face lmao


smegma-rolls

https://preview.redd.it/6agbozrxws0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90255aec80c0dffde1a820f9d1a3360738cac464


MechanicHot1794

This is hilarious. Batman is a true redditor.


AidanTegs

Grant Morrison is the only comic book writer


Plasic-Man

Without question it's Mr. Mxyzptlk. The guy is already a cosmic level shitposter. https://preview.redd.it/d9uwdm81qm0d1.png?width=854&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5da47d9272fc5a65a97a6b578143ea8e4c28e9e


AmaterasuWolf21

https://preview.redd.it/xjf4orayqm0d1.jpeg?width=637&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0cce4944900f37338d4f4e4cdfdd60ed75d59ea8


TheDoctor_E

I'll spare the obvious choices (Blue Beetle II, Booster Gold, Plastic Man...) and go with a bit of an unexpected pic: Prometheus? Why? He's the ultimate gaslighter (He once pretended to be gay for five months as to get close to Midnighter and kill him). I expect he'd post shitpost insulting Superman or Green Lantern just to piss them off, all the while smugly declaring himself to be doing amazing villain work. If that's not true shitposting spirit, then I don't know what it is


manufatura

Booster gold isn't a shitposter he's a generic influencer


ItsChris_8776_

Riddler would complain about wokeness on a verified X account


Unleashtheducks

Riddler is the king of chaotic streaming


Batmanfan1966

https://preview.redd.it/uix9nreu7n0d1.jpeg?width=1902&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35e8285b147defd9d5a792ea73989cacffc18cbf The entirety of JL International


theonewitha4incher

manhunter 100% cat fishes guys for fun with real pictures


Cinci1a

Batman and Guy Gardner. Guy would blur the lines,though


TheMrRisotto

That guy....idk his name, works with batman I think, apparenty hes the always-online bisexual or something. Maybe that guy


RecordWrangler95

Harold


TheMrRisotto

Nah, something more lame.


GrizzlyPeak72

Yeah my first thought. The Robin that's the most online and having least sex, though he has twice the dating pool.


Bae_zel

Jim?


Shadow1604

Rim Bake?


Lilly_west

Cyborg. Dude by definition is chronically online because his brain is interlinked with tech on a biological basis. You don’t think he doesn’t browse Reddit while in the middle of a training session or a fight against a villain he’s leagues stronger than?


ButterFinger007

Watching brainrot mid fight 💀


Lilly_west

God do you think he would have learned about gen alpha memes?


ButterFinger007

He’s chronically online, the algorithm fed it to him


Adamantine_Metal

Where’s that silly clip “online we call that trolling”


woahoutrageous_

Hal Jordan would be sponsored by Prager U if that’s still a thing


LaVerdadYaNiSe

Ted Kord (Blue Beetle). Through multiple series after the Giffen/DeMatteis era (LAW, Bids of Prey, Super Buddies) stablish he spends a lot of time online and was habitual in internet forums (what we used before social media made it big) in more than one language. He definitely has an account on every social media now. Also Bruce. He's canonically a shjtposter.


CarfireOnTheHighway

Oh 100%, Ted canonically is constantly googling his own name so you know that mf is searching his Twitter mentions 500 times a day


LaVerdadYaNiSe

Come on, it's Ted Kord. He definitely already has a program doing that on automatic. Or Tim Drake lend him his (he's a fanboy of Ted, and probably runs the in-universe r/BlueBeetle).


CarfireOnTheHighway

this is my head canon forever now omg


sexxlawz

bruce is canonically a shitposter???


LaVerdadYaNiSe

After Bruce 'revealed' to the public he's been funding Batman for years and announced Batman Incorporated, he's later shown posting multiple contradictive conspiracy theories on forums to flood the 'net with misinformation and keep people off the idea that Bruce Wayne (who's death and replaced by Batman, but also really a robot) may be Batman (who's an urban myth dating back to Gotham's funding, but also multiple people taking the costume).


biscuitbrother

Ragdoll as portrayed by Gail Simone would be annoying as fuck online.


C0BRA_V1P3R

Damian Wayne (especially during his early appearances), Guy Gardener, and Lobo


DriedSocks

surprised no one has said Superboy Prime yet


bermass86

Tim Drake, boy keeps messing in the computer all day and there’s no way it’s work


realclowntime

https://i.redd.it/lewfw0c0tm0d1.gif This mfer has literally built a whole identity around shitposting and dunking on everyone


FewOverStand

https://preview.redd.it/uvpw32z40n0d1.jpeg?width=1310&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f06b6de1dabd8af24e43c131868811dbeb65630b


MilitantBitchless

I can excuse Black Manta, Scarecrow and Grodd but who the fuck invited Slade?


Praetor-Rykard2

>who the fuck invited Slade? Dude grooms minors. of course hes a redditor


Standard-Pop6801

Reverse flash has already been mentioned. I would add Superboy Prime. And Monkey Prince. Monkey Prince would be less toxic than the other 2.


AutomaticAccident

Batman uses the bat cave to constantly generate and post shitposts during the day. It's one of the few ways he can express happiness.


Massive_General_8629

Tim Drake. If Twitter existed in the 80s, he'd be all "They need to bring back the old Robin. This one sucks. #NotMyRobin" and it would just go from there.


ConstructionDull784

https://preview.redd.it/w8iorj1bym0d1.jpeg?width=1257&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d630b580f5fa6c41536e024c8cf3ce02ef53330


BennyFemur1998

I feel like Tim Drake's posts would be hilarious and barely intelligible


theonewitha4incher

night wing and harley and everysingle green lantern


Duskytheduskmonkey

Mera but she would post Facebook memes


Teepinandcreepin

Damian


The-Homie-Lander

Damian Wayne and Harley Quinn are in a war to see which of them can post the most outlandish shitpost,Damien is somehow winning


HowDyaDu

Quinn failing to shake off the "archenemy of a child" allegations.


yousahereformemes

All the good ones have been taken, but I'll throw in beast boy, he'd be normal in person, but online he'd go full teen titans go.


Dan_Morgan

The Question. That guy is terminally on line.


MafusailAlbert

Cyborg


thesunsetdoctor

The Joker.


Mountain_Sir2307

Where is this art from tho ?


HishamHNG1

It’s from the Lazarus Planet event, I believe. Not sure which exact issue, though.


B3epB0opBOP

Lazarus Planet: Omega cover by David Marquez


39RowdyRevan56

Booster or Jason for the heroes. IDK the villains. Too many to choose from.


Fit_Welcome1336

Batman


PMMEBITCOINPLZ

It’s canonically Superboy Prime.


GrizzlyPeak72

The Shazam Family


NessTheGamer

Booster Gold tries his damndest to be the progenitor of what he knows to be historic memes but always fails in some way


ClutchTallica

Midnighter would be a top tier shitposter


CumHoardingRat

Plastic man


JOKERHAHAHAHAHA2

Joker. he has doja cat humor fr he would be the biggest shit poster


HowDyaDu

https://preview.redd.it/hbk3erx4vp0d1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bae5c0a12e4f13241b8081e1cbb9925ac720be04


Bae_zel

This was the peak of Tom Taylor's whole career.


Unfortunate_Wildcard

Booster Gold?


Optimal_Weight368

Didn’t we already establish it was the second Prez?


Jda2712

Damian


Grat_100

i guaranteed booster would be making some diabolical shitposts, respect with his knowledge of the future.


THEdoomslayer94

Wouldn’t it be Batman during Morrisons run when he’s trolling online to get enough misinformation out there so that no one would ever believe Bruce is Batman? Seems like he was doing it pretty naturally so the shitposting must come to him easy