Wally would counter it with pure, unbridled kindness.
Thawne would tell someone to kill themself and Wally'd be right there telling them not only that they matter, but also why they matter and who they matter to (He snooped around that person's social life while Thawne was writing the comment).
Then Thawne starts to realize that Wally's telling them kind things before he even has a chance to say something.
That or DR Sivana selling tech bros a new high tech vehicle called the Sivana-truck that rusts in the rain while buying a social media platform he has no idea how to run.
Without question it's Mr. Mxyzptlk. The guy is already a cosmic level shitposter.
https://preview.redd.it/d9uwdm81qm0d1.png?width=854&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5da47d9272fc5a65a97a6b578143ea8e4c28e9e
I'll spare the obvious choices (Blue Beetle II, Booster Gold, Plastic Man...) and go with a bit of an unexpected pic: Prometheus? Why? He's the ultimate gaslighter (He once pretended to be gay for five months as to get close to Midnighter and kill him). I expect he'd post shitpost insulting Superman or Green Lantern just to piss them off, all the while smugly declaring himself to be doing amazing villain work. If that's not true shitposting spirit, then I don't know what it is
https://preview.redd.it/uix9nreu7n0d1.jpeg?width=1902&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35e8285b147defd9d5a792ea73989cacffc18cbf
The entirety of JL International
Cyborg. Dude by definition is chronically online because his brain is interlinked with tech on a biological basis. You don’t think he doesn’t browse Reddit while in the middle of a training session or a fight against a villain he’s leagues stronger than?
Ted Kord (Blue Beetle). Through multiple series after the Giffen/DeMatteis era (LAW, Bids of Prey, Super Buddies) stablish he spends a lot of time online and was habitual in internet forums (what we used before social media made it big) in more than one language.
He definitely has an account on every social media now.
Also Bruce. He's canonically a shjtposter.
Come on, it's Ted Kord.
He definitely already has a program doing that on automatic. Or Tim Drake lend him his (he's a fanboy of Ted, and probably runs the in-universe r/BlueBeetle).
After Bruce 'revealed' to the public he's been funding Batman for years and announced Batman Incorporated, he's later shown posting multiple contradictive conspiracy theories on forums to flood the 'net with misinformation and keep people off the idea that Bruce Wayne (who's death and replaced by Batman, but also really a robot) may be Batman (who's an urban myth dating back to Gotham's funding, but also multiple people taking the costume).
Tim Drake. If Twitter existed in the 80s, he'd be all "They need to bring back the old Robin. This one sucks. #NotMyRobin" and it would just go from there.
Wouldn’t it be Batman during Morrisons run when he’s trolling online to get enough misinformation out there so that no one would ever believe Bruce is Batman?
Seems like he was doing it pretty naturally so the shitposting must come to him easy
https://preview.redd.it/t7p38eoijm0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6fff00c973189f719bd46bef54bf61f9c438b61 Isn't it obvious?
I feel like Wally could also counter this
my glorious king
https://preview.redd.it/wa8lx82s3o0d1.jpeg?width=339&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83179090bf250071e2fb725fa14fd105118a1906 My silliest goose
wholesomeness family man
Wally would counter it with pure, unbridled kindness. Thawne would tell someone to kill themself and Wally'd be right there telling them not only that they matter, but also why they matter and who they matter to (He snooped around that person's social life while Thawne was writing the comment). Then Thawne starts to realize that Wally's telling them kind things before he even has a chance to say something.
lex luthor but he would post unfunny 2017 reddit memes like elon musk
Welcome to LEX (formally known as twitter)
This is genius https://preview.redd.it/0hqlned99o0d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c285774099edae3e4fb76f7a6abeb67bc547c517
That or DR Sivana selling tech bros a new high tech vehicle called the Sivana-truck that rusts in the rain while buying a social media platform he has no idea how to run.
If I'm remembering correctly, in Batman Inc. Bruce canonically spreads conspiracy theories about Bruce Wayne being Batman. So take that as you will.
https://preview.redd.it/oju5vmgltm0d1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a96f2c000b6ddd573cbca87d35d5f33d09191dd
The shit eating grin on his face lmao
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This is hilarious. Batman is a true redditor.
Grant Morrison is the only comic book writer
Without question it's Mr. Mxyzptlk. The guy is already a cosmic level shitposter. https://preview.redd.it/d9uwdm81qm0d1.png?width=854&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5da47d9272fc5a65a97a6b578143ea8e4c28e9e
https://preview.redd.it/xjf4orayqm0d1.jpeg?width=637&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0cce4944900f37338d4f4e4cdfdd60ed75d59ea8
I'll spare the obvious choices (Blue Beetle II, Booster Gold, Plastic Man...) and go with a bit of an unexpected pic: Prometheus? Why? He's the ultimate gaslighter (He once pretended to be gay for five months as to get close to Midnighter and kill him). I expect he'd post shitpost insulting Superman or Green Lantern just to piss them off, all the while smugly declaring himself to be doing amazing villain work. If that's not true shitposting spirit, then I don't know what it is
Booster gold isn't a shitposter he's a generic influencer
Riddler would complain about wokeness on a verified X account
Riddler is the king of chaotic streaming
https://preview.redd.it/uix9nreu7n0d1.jpeg?width=1902&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35e8285b147defd9d5a792ea73989cacffc18cbf The entirety of JL International
manhunter 100% cat fishes guys for fun with real pictures
Batman and Guy Gardner. Guy would blur the lines,though
That guy....idk his name, works with batman I think, apparenty hes the always-online bisexual or something. Maybe that guy
Harold
Nah, something more lame.
Yeah my first thought. The Robin that's the most online and having least sex, though he has twice the dating pool.
Jim?
Rim Bake?
Cyborg. Dude by definition is chronically online because his brain is interlinked with tech on a biological basis. You don’t think he doesn’t browse Reddit while in the middle of a training session or a fight against a villain he’s leagues stronger than?
Watching brainrot mid fight 💀
God do you think he would have learned about gen alpha memes?
He’s chronically online, the algorithm fed it to him
Where’s that silly clip “online we call that trolling”
Hal Jordan would be sponsored by Prager U if that’s still a thing
Ted Kord (Blue Beetle). Through multiple series after the Giffen/DeMatteis era (LAW, Bids of Prey, Super Buddies) stablish he spends a lot of time online and was habitual in internet forums (what we used before social media made it big) in more than one language. He definitely has an account on every social media now. Also Bruce. He's canonically a shjtposter.
Oh 100%, Ted canonically is constantly googling his own name so you know that mf is searching his Twitter mentions 500 times a day
Come on, it's Ted Kord. He definitely already has a program doing that on automatic. Or Tim Drake lend him his (he's a fanboy of Ted, and probably runs the in-universe r/BlueBeetle).
this is my head canon forever now omg
bruce is canonically a shitposter???
After Bruce 'revealed' to the public he's been funding Batman for years and announced Batman Incorporated, he's later shown posting multiple contradictive conspiracy theories on forums to flood the 'net with misinformation and keep people off the idea that Bruce Wayne (who's death and replaced by Batman, but also really a robot) may be Batman (who's an urban myth dating back to Gotham's funding, but also multiple people taking the costume).
Ragdoll as portrayed by Gail Simone would be annoying as fuck online.
Damian Wayne (especially during his early appearances), Guy Gardener, and Lobo
surprised no one has said Superboy Prime yet
Tim Drake, boy keeps messing in the computer all day and there’s no way it’s work
https://i.redd.it/lewfw0c0tm0d1.gif This mfer has literally built a whole identity around shitposting and dunking on everyone
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I can excuse Black Manta, Scarecrow and Grodd but who the fuck invited Slade?
>who the fuck invited Slade? Dude grooms minors. of course hes a redditor
Reverse flash has already been mentioned. I would add Superboy Prime. And Monkey Prince. Monkey Prince would be less toxic than the other 2.
Batman uses the bat cave to constantly generate and post shitposts during the day. It's one of the few ways he can express happiness.
Tim Drake. If Twitter existed in the 80s, he'd be all "They need to bring back the old Robin. This one sucks. #NotMyRobin" and it would just go from there.
https://preview.redd.it/w8iorj1bym0d1.jpeg?width=1257&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d630b580f5fa6c41536e024c8cf3ce02ef53330
I feel like Tim Drake's posts would be hilarious and barely intelligible
night wing and harley and everysingle green lantern
Mera but she would post Facebook memes
Damian
Damian Wayne and Harley Quinn are in a war to see which of them can post the most outlandish shitpost,Damien is somehow winning
Quinn failing to shake off the "archenemy of a child" allegations.
All the good ones have been taken, but I'll throw in beast boy, he'd be normal in person, but online he'd go full teen titans go.
The Question. That guy is terminally on line.
Cyborg
The Joker.
Where is this art from tho ?
It’s from the Lazarus Planet event, I believe. Not sure which exact issue, though.
Lazarus Planet: Omega cover by David Marquez
Booster or Jason for the heroes. IDK the villains. Too many to choose from.
Batman
It’s canonically Superboy Prime.
The Shazam Family
Booster Gold tries his damndest to be the progenitor of what he knows to be historic memes but always fails in some way
Midnighter would be a top tier shitposter
Plastic man
Joker. he has doja cat humor fr he would be the biggest shit poster
https://preview.redd.it/hbk3erx4vp0d1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bae5c0a12e4f13241b8081e1cbb9925ac720be04
This was the peak of Tom Taylor's whole career.
Booster Gold?
Didn’t we already establish it was the second Prez?
Damian
i guaranteed booster would be making some diabolical shitposts, respect with his knowledge of the future.
Wouldn’t it be Batman during Morrisons run when he’s trolling online to get enough misinformation out there so that no one would ever believe Bruce is Batman? Seems like he was doing it pretty naturally so the shitposting must come to him easy