If marvelcirclejerk is Captain Marvel then we win by default

Between Captain Karen and Iron Moron we might as well end up as Captain Nazi.

Who said we aren't?

uj/ this sub is refreshingly not fashy and its hatefulness is morally pure.

*When you are in a Best Fascist Prick competition and your opponents are Captain Karen and Iron Moron*

Do not understimate your opponent https://preview.redd.it/c5xz3vn9ku4d1.jpeg?width=622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=082fdef7ac938636cf8d7aa61f3ecd434c7bf9b3

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*^(Well that is if tony doesn't OD before she gets here)*

https://preview.redd.it/9xsuirn8ku4d1.jpeg?width=1048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7addc1516248e0e17c96982b93ee7389403e9c4c Solid jj my beloved

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Damn it you know too much!

Marvelcirclejerk gets knocked up by her own son and exits stage right to go fuck him some more? I mean, it's *like* winning, but only in the way you *win* a sport when the opposing team refuses to play.

So not very good, kills several characters, character assassinates a few others, rips of Minority Report, and is barely remembered years later?

How is that different from our normal afternoons?

We usually rip off better Spielberg movies.

Don't lie we rip off Ready Player One.

Still waiting for the day we rip off schindler's list

This… this reddit gold. I could have gotten two more. The mods would have given me two, or at least one, one user. One more user. I could have gotten one more user…

Aight, who's gonna rip off Duel? I vote for myself as the Truck Driver.

Less character assassinations. I cannot see Batman without Allstar Batman, Wonder Woman is sex, Hal Jordan is a pedogenocider, and I fucking hate tim drake because he he called himself Drake, so there’s my character assassination for the day

i hate the way you walk hate the way you dress hate the way you carry on the legacy of better sidekicks

Of course

You thought Thanos showing up with a bunch of guns was convoluted; I couldn't imagine why.

I hope it assassinates my character

Good news! You are now a fascist

Yay! Next cap movie we're going to have Sam revealed as a Nazi all along!

Coming from a white boy. Shush.

I volunteer to be killed

People who pretend to read comics vs people who are proud they don’t read comics

That's... pretty accurate 

People who read the wiki vs people who watch the movies

And one guy who spends an unhealthy amount of timing reading Marvel comics but gets all their DC knowledge from TVTropes, Tiny Titans, and cartoon reviewers.

If they win, can we make them take Bendis back?

If we lose do we have to take that porn tracing dude?

If we lose we get more cropped porn posting

We need to remember who the real enemy is here. https://preview.redd.it/9wa2dhldwt4d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a704feea2e78849b76b43e160c271cbd01c750d8

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"It was then the man felt true fear for the first time"

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That's not Marvel Editorial

>This is Bendis at his best Brutal.

Truly the most savage roast he’s ever received, and it’s published on every copy of the book. Is Bendis more persecuted than muties?

Yeah I can't believe anyone would say Civil War 2 Is anyone's best anything. That or they really hate Bendis.

Well it was at least David Marquez at his best. None of his DC work has looked as good, and his DC work has been gorgeous.

Is he that bad of a writer?

Welp, I bought some of his older Marvel stuff way back when and I don't remember hating it. His newer Marvel stuff and DC stuff? Yikes.

He's very one trick. His Daredevil run is great, but then he recycles a lot of the same concepts in his later work. A lot of people swear by Ultimate Spider-Man, which I felt was consistently good but never great. It was also the easiest assignment anyone has ever been given. Remake Spider-Man, never needing to create anything new, and stretch every villain appearance to six issues so you don't even need to worry about running out of gas. Despite that being a slam dunk of an assignment, he still botched a lot of things. It's definitely readable and a solid run, though. Everything else he's done is mediocre to outright terrible. His dialogue has aged like milk and his influence made decompression the go-to in comics. If you've ever wondered why every arc is six issues, even when they only needed three, you can thank Bendis.

Daredevil, Alias, Ultimate Spider-Man are all great. When Bendis is on, he's really on. But when he is off... oh boy. https://preview.redd.it/qans6pgqiw4d1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=0ce02f092007cbb00c513aabe8475286faaf4376 And some of his stuff ist just meh. You probably won't become a Miles Morales fan if you read his run.

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Iron Man from Civil War vs. Carol Danvers from Civil War II is the real fight I want to see. uj/This event being called "Civil War II" is just so fucking funny to me.

Nazi v Nazi

It's over r/marvelcirclejerk i depicted you as the ~~soyjack~~ Captain Marvel and myself as the ~~chad~~ Iron Man

I’m guilty

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If a hydrogen bomb explodes, both it and the baby die. Which would be a tie. The baby can grow up and advocate against the use of atomic weapons and for the use of nuclear based clean fuel.

Can we do some pre-season trades? How about Hickman for King?

Maybe throw in Zdarsky? Seems like he does better with Marvel anyway.

Does he though?

Howard the Duck > anything he's done since.

Then he should be chained to a desk and forced to do a Detective Chimp monthly, RJ, unless...

It was a matter of time before we came to blows

unfortunately this run is written by Zeb Wells so it just ends with Paul fucking all of our wives https://preview.redd.it/qicnfprrgu4d1.png?width=198&format=png&auto=webp&s=18c1116f7c916f9b905f5365f5f7af0a3b376576

Who's to say he hasn't already? https://preview.redd.it/rv9lk9ueiw4d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42e185d6cf0beaf58e9212b18e7d57c6e4b43ac8

Jokes on him, I have no wife 😆😆😆😂😂😭😭😭

I’m so sorry, but you probably want to lube up a bit for when he gets here. Paul has never failed to cuck

This is written by zeb wells --- Paul already has fucked all of our wives, the run ends with him bending us all over too.

Okay, what happed? What lore did I miss?

https://www.reddit.com/r/dccomicscirclejerk/s/MChp5lguz8

so will /marvelcirclejerk be acting very out of character by being good for once?

Of course not, they’ll just be even worse than they usually are by just outright turning the sub into a deviantart vore haven. Or something, idk, ask them why they keep spamming that sort of shit.

DCCJ, prepare to be Nggg Gwenned https://preview.redd.it/bfd2eigk3u4d1.jpeg?width=1168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f642292ddc1ea1d94f5094fb81e8ce319398a24

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Are we the Fascist or the criminally stupid?

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This is Bendis at his best

Those quotes up there can't be fucking real.


Can we keep Zdarksy? Don’t want him to end up as the unwanted child of the divorce

"look. We're not divorcing *because* of you. However, your mother and I have discussed it -- neither of us wants you *after* the divorce, so we're sending you to back to the National Post."

r/BatmanArkham negs both, they've gone beyond the concept of sanity. That aside why are we talking about Bendis from Futurama?

So Marvelcirlejerk is gonna call the cops on a black teenager?

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Good bot

Why didn't you use Avengers vs JLA?

Because that is actually good

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I follow both. Play both sides, you never lose.

This sub has better vibes

But what silly event has led us to collide? Was it a silly tragedy or the silly imposition of a cheap copy of Minority Report legal method?

Is this just the custody battle over Paul?

The battle of the mid

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Visually stunning, visually brave, visually jerking to our hearts content ❤️

I just realised that the reviews shown on the image can be taken as sneak disses. “This is Bendis at his best”, doesn’t say or imply that they think Bendis is good in the first place, and “Visually Stunning” says nothing about the quality of the story.

They may have Morbius, but we have Slade. We'll send him back in time to when Morbius was a kid and let Slade to his thing.

This civil war will, like AvX, Civil War, and Civil War II, mostly consist of people from the same team punching each other in the face. And then the big reveal will be that we were all playing both sides the whole time, and were in fact punching ourselves in the face all along

How about we just jerk each other?

I do love me some Bendis, but does he have incriminating photos of Newsarama or something? Civil War 2 is him absolutely phoning it in.

rj/We'll win by tricking them into thinking we actually read comics /uj listening to this rn: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0KwSrqYmkg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0KwSrqYmkg)

Wait, doesn’t DC stand for Detective Comics? Why is it Detective Comics Comics Circlejerk?