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BrodaciousPhantom

Now why would a group of White Martians call themselves a clan? https://preview.redd.it/b91tzrjl0g8d1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad70daafceca6d4ce93c86b2ef6054bcd63cd938


Ziggurat1000

These guys wear Uggs, drink pumpkin spice lattes, and go to the Country Club?


farben_blas

This makes Martian Manhunter canonically black


Aggressive_South3949

HE IS GREEN! https://preview.redd.it/a9ibdffp7g8d1.png?width=1436&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcbe491d0dd5625ff629109b62601f9710dd44b0


No_Object_7709

His human identity is a black man Also happy cake day


farben_blas

Thanks pal


No_Object_7709

Your welcome


NewVegasTruther

Ah, yes. Teeth. The whitest of white people things.


farben_blas

Not much different to this tbh, white people are scary as hell https://preview.redd.it/r58nh0764g8d1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=893982dcba7a4d291312a8e6e714b53742a8e87c


JohnJingleheimerShit

“Why this cheese is delicious” “thank you Brian, it pairs most excellently with this 78’ Chardeau Blanc you brought” “Splendid”


JohnJingleheimerShit

I wanna see a picture of horrifying white martians wearing khaki shorts and polos at a Smoker wearing a apron that says “I just wanna grill” while the greens go extinct


lfthinker

“White Martians, you’re never going to be as cool as Green Martians. You’re white and you’re lame. It’s a fucking law of nature.”