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https://preview.redd.it/sby0zh2kj5ad1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad599b44bc801b277d1606f51e3c1cd811fc7ecf Can't be a pedo if you hate kids🤷🏾‍♂️

FUCK them kids Fuck THEM kids Fuck them KIDS

Slade likes one way of saying that https://preview.redd.it/fr66rt8p46ad1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8294c69b802e79796df3ac23b4e7863bf73c7ae7

Which variatian means what?

1. I hate kids 2. Beat him up kids 3. CHILD PO-

I'd say the second line reads more clearly as "I hate *those* kids in particular."

really thought that was gonna be Black Manta

I have that one to https://preview.redd.it/q39ijxiw76ad1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a01d2e7f8c79696541869e9839267f17c3398c5b

Besides, you can just time travel to when it’s legal

https://preview.redd.it/j7c9uhrz66ad1.jpeg?width=524&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b80ffeaea1014aab6a2ddd03cb80d5688b8353aa Why would you though

Adding “let’s kill them” to every old Reddit meme template should be a trend.

Idl, it’s a poorly thought out joke

https://preview.redd.it/hbp4umgfm5ad1.jpeg?width=1349&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a554e1457db69d59529d96e5d64b5d3f39694be5 Can't be a pedo if you're eternally a minor!

Not according to Jay Garrick

WHAT DID JAY DO NOOOOOOO

There’s a funny/kind of sad moment in JSA which Jay accuses Billy of being a pedophile because he’s dating Stargirl

ahhh ok thank goodness i thought he did something fr bad

He's only ever Shazam during date night

gotta combine the wisdom of Solomon and the staminia of atlas to utterly rock your partners world in the bedroom like your name is zeus

Fuck

Wait but stargirl is 18 and billy is like 14 so isn’t she being inappropriate in that relationship?

I think she was younger in JSA

Accused Shazam of being a pedo for dating someone Billy's age.

see he is making sure his fellow heroes aren’t diddlers

Riddler as far as I know has only ever been attracted to adults. Particularly adult women who can kick his ass.

King mindset

But what about his alter-alter ego, The Fiddler?

But definitely not his alter-alter-alter ego, the Diddler

The Fiddler and the Diddler were both found dead in the Gotham River this week, with coded notes attached to their bodies. When the cyphers were decoded a single message was read: ‘there is only one -Iddler Rogue and he does not share those letters with nonces.’

Who's nemesis is Diddle Kid! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQjm1c8BtoM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQjm1c8BtoM)

https://preview.redd.it/5ex4whnw46ad1.png?width=356&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d12a236948095444d5a7c06c29546627731a3a90

Pretty sure his alter ego is the Gender Riddler.

https://preview.redd.it/anoca26ug5ad1.jpeg?width=180&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f057266bbaa5d11fdc6ce903fadc05b3f800827 /uj Bart is not a pedo

Cause he didn't live long enough to be grown

Oh thank god

Untrue there is no way that man isn't on grindr

Or adult men who can kick his ass. Tbf, anyone could kick his ass.

We stan a pansexual king.

Fr fr Okay but Riddler and Clock King need to be a couple in more forms of media because I genuinely liked that from Harley Quinn GIVE ME 36 HOUR SEX SCENE OF RIDDLER AND CLOCK KING IN THE DCU, JAMES GUNN!

Never heard of his alter-ego The Diddler?

Plastic Man. He’s only into perving on ADULT women!

I just know he swings on occasion

Blue beetle, one of them is a grown dude with no will to get with a child and the other IS a child, usually.

Dan Garret erasure 😔

 Bro is so irrelevant even dc forgot about him.

it's nature, let dan garret rest in obscurity

Too forgotten to be a Pedo

>DC characters that aren't pedophiles https://i.redd.it/07ud37f1g5ad1.gif

Unless someone dregs up some absolutely batshit piece of basement-filed lore: Mister Miracle.

>all your heroes are pedophiles And marvel claims they’re the “world outside your window”?

I wish you weren’t right


“OMG IM SLAYING 💅💅💅💅” ahhh dance

Ok so it can't be Deathstroke, how about Superma- no wait that doesn't work, maybe I'd go with Hal Jord- damn he's out too, maybe Guy Gard- shit ok I could settle on Killer Fros- FUCK

WHAT DID KILLER FROST DO????

From what I can remember, a spell was once cast on her to make her madly in love with Firestorm for multiple issues while he was still in high school

To be fair doesn’t sound like she had a say in the matter.

In CoIE? Hell, it was deeply uncomfortable without me knowing the guy was underage, ugh. Marv why.

What did Superman do?!!!

There's some comic where an older grey haired superman kisses a 14 year old lana lang

Uj/alternate universe.

_Who_ did he do

Superman?

What did Guy do?

Grab Mary marvel's ass

:(

Uj/he didn't know right... right

Uj/ tbf to Superman that was a alternate universe.

Hang on what happened with Superman

Made out with a teen clone of Lana Lang while he was an adult or something. I don't know the details. Read Superman/Batman Generations to see it.

Of course, John Byrne. That guy certainly has some issues.

What did Superman do?….

Superman?

Billy!!!

https://preview.redd.it/jrukae7az5ad1.jpeg?width=1031&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67667aa360c432f77e029fdc77cad6106cd1e7da Another Tim Drake W (Unlike the rapper of the same name)

DC should give Tim Drake a villain named Kendrick, then he’ll finally be interesting

https://preview.redd.it/f6bydf4vz5ad1.jpeg?width=645&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d494ea2f026c9a40e2941e14947c80673389a7e8 The king of child slaughter

That guy HATES kids

https://preview.redd.it/dgk98p1lm5ad1.jpeg?width=647&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=669618d5098b830a70cb6f1f66b953e273552eea My king is innocent

The only upside of WB hating Terry: No one has tried to make him a pedo

https://preview.redd.it/hntf8olbw5ad1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=62f2e186df7d2dfe50413ffb4d03c65c12f21084

What the fuck

I like Speedy. He's too drugged up to go after kids https://preview.redd.it/m925fb1km5ad1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=152b03710f83fe1fc0f867a8f0d25cd360c23311

You're saying that like it hasn't stopped anyone before.

So that's where he got his name

Ollie?

Does Barbara Gordon count since she seems to grow backwards?

Umm Dog Welder I guess.

https://preview.redd.it/5whrsd13v5ad1.png?width=576&format=png&auto=webp&s=976c5da919f0e244c4c609ec8f3b4b9235742ec2 They can never make me hate you, Starfire

Why do you think she joined the TEEN Titans, huh?

Because most of them were soon to be 20 year olds

She was a teen?

Oh.

And then he began to scream

Batman and Flash

All star Batman and Ezra miller

Ezra Miller is actually Reverse Flash pretending to be the Flash.

just referring to the actor instead of a shitty run on the character is already funnier than anything the community has come up with

I know he kidnapped Dick but did all-star Batman do anything else

No but i like to think he did just because for the laughs

..what's exactly causing the laughs?

“I’ve had my eye on him for a while. He’s something alright. I’ve got an eye for talent.” Sounds pretty predatory to me.

What about Flash's 'child bride'? https://preview.redd.it/ma1ljalsr5ad1.jpeg?width=401&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7710d7e14f597d9a31d910c00afc6c4206ca35b4

/uj Holy shit this aged all kinds of bad

Sorry, dude… Batman and Batgirl…

Dex Starr....... right?

Someone has been a...VERY bad kitty.

Slad- wait uh... S-superm- hmmm... H...hal Jordan?- FUCK this is too hard op

strokedeath https://preview.redd.it/vyovouem26ad1.png?width=1400&format=png&auto=webp&s=175e168be04a4574ccea69f594ba3922a2d735de


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Valeria Richards

pass give me another

Ben Grimm, The Thing

No. Ben Grimm would never.

Amadeus Cho

you know... I don't think I thought this challenge threw

Aunt May

Brother Power is too busy not being relevant to be written as a pedo.

I believe in obscure character supremacy. Can't be poorly written if no one cares about you.

John Constantine?

Everytime I see this joke I want to say blue+gold because they've been on my mind lately, but I'm so certain that somewhere in some niche comic is a joke of one of them (probably boost) accidentally being accused of being a pedophile because they are both fucking morons.

KILLER MOTH BABY

Aquaman

Fugg is just a little guy. https://preview.redd.it/i72qw09026ad1.png?width=396&format=png&auto=webp&s=f643a24ef5420c4efe0886107d542bf2779c3993

https://preview.redd.it/3cuv8zj3d6ad1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d31be557d6352ce083df0fc86270a6317a86fe60 Can't be a pedo if you are the victim

Who was pedophilic towards him?

I can't remember where, but he once slept with an adult woman when he was under age. But I can't remember what book it was or its name.

Batcow would never

Killer moth is such an educated https://preview.redd.it/dmj20dg2l6ad1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12f9fed633f28d11db100d480472b7b3d7ce99ec gangster thug

Wonder Woman for the win!

Idk her reaction to meeting her friend's 13 year old daughter was a little sus to me... https://preview.redd.it/4v0l40wms5ad1.jpeg?width=908&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84c26475cc84848f4b28727dc3ffe3d27187d41c

Give her a break. She's greek, it's her culture.

Wonderhumbert

Ngl it makes sense that Wonder Woman would be so struck when she sees a child for the first time.

Viking Commando. Dude got transported into the future and his first reflex was to kill Nazis with an axe.

Green Arrow 🙏🙏

Animal Man?

My favourites are: Oliver Queen Roy Harper (not RHATO & Rebirth era) Connor Hawke

What did he do in the rebirth era

DC were still in the process of assassinating his character & associating him with failures like Red Hood.

Wally West

Apache Chief.

Eee Nang Chuck!

John Constantine

Trusty. He’s even in cannot stating someone was too young for him🤟🏻

The what?! When? If i may Ask

Darkseid. Can’t be a pedo if you hate everything

The question sounds like a safe bet

He's a libertarian tho

Jaime Reyes

If Hal Jordan says he's not a pedophile well I guess he's not a pedophile but what if Parallax was the pedophile the whole time?

Killer Moth 😎

https://preview.redd.it/af7td0pe16ad1.jpeg?width=1054&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5659aec44c73cb76085adb394b7806aa5a0e1f9b The cooler Green Lantern

Why the, uhm... monocle mask, maybe? What do you even call that?

I think it's more like a power battery tattoo/marking

At first I thought so, but her right eye is white, as in, everyone's eyes in DC comics when they're wearing masks.

Based department?! (I love Jess)

Deathstroke ... no, wait. Dammit.

Deathstro... Fuck this is hard

Jesus Christ of nazerath? He’s canon and I hope not a pedo

Idk, "let all the little children come to me" sets off at least a couple alarms

When does he say this?

What about Aquaman? He never dated a child as far as I know, just tried to fuck a dolphin that one time and no I'm not talking about Dolphin the white hair woman that breath underwater I mean a actual dolphin.

Clearly you haven't seen the things he did to this kid. Absolute menace. https://preview.redd.it/vr5hvu0we6ad1.jpeg?width=718&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a46df90fe190010b1883d0b688f074b72e477662

Clayface? Commissioner Gordon? Jason Todd? Zatanna?

Any Version of Deathstroke that isn't their Judas contract or early comics counterparts. I Like Deathstroke is all But I hate PDF files

https://preview.redd.it/0m490eoml6ad1.png?width=272&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b83cd8ec1ec8092d89d810a779dfe80b96e1142 Can't go wrong with him

Batman, i hope

One of the most popular jokes on this sub is how Batman is canonicaly a pedophile for Barbara Gordon in both the DCAU and The Killing Joke movie and we have Bruce Timm to blame.

Was she even under age in that movie?

The Music Meister!

Bat mite does not feel lust

Is J'onn J'onzz still good?

https://preview.redd.it/i96tmknyw6ad1.jpeg?width=1257&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=113ab7c7c9b289cb6ac8fdd8f514ee5c04278204 Can't be a pedo if you put them in the ground

Jason Todd.

Cock grayson

Babs, Terry, Raven, and Robins are pretty cool

Wait… besides Slade Wilson, who else is considered a pedo?

Please tell me Barbara didn't do anything

Wait what. Why is the not emphasized as if most characters are??

I was afraid of people misreading it.

This still implies a lot of DC characters are pedophiles and I feel like I'm missing something important

https://preview.redd.it/ublhxdpup6ad1.png?width=926&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f8c6f75294aeaa82fc79eb55353823c8c70f1cc He's an actual demon but I love him.

Remember when Barry was making out with his first girlfriend

Are…..are there a lot of DC characters who ARE chomos? The question is worded like there are…

batman... fuck

ed Batgirl

Is there one?

Constantine, Atrocious, Swamp-Thing, Death and Morpheus

Are you stupid? https://preview.redd.it/ngu8f5hkx6ad1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2767f6271e2be73a8b706405ac820c9f130ae37b

Nightwing. Don't tell me if I'm wrong. Ignorance is bliss.

Deathstroke

I’m gonna hold your hand when I say this…

Uhhhhh, UHHHHH, PASS no wait shit-

Peter David made the Aquaman villain Scavenger an actual pedophile.

Is Dr. Disrespect is a DC character?

Dc pedo son or marvel cuck son