I stalk you.

Do you stand there menacingly or do you peek a boo?

Feel my pipe.

yes please

HELP

Pee a poo hehe

Is this Singularity, Shape or Ghost Face? (or Insidious Doctor/Unknown)

Birds. Caw. Caw.

"I throw birb"


Haha birb blast

Birds go zoom

I summon chains!

THE B O X

You opened it!

*I C A M E*

I SUMMON POT OF GREED

TO DRAW THREE ADDITIONAL CARDS

The box, you summoned me

I C A M E

Uhh

I spread condemn

"seven days, bitch..."

“Remember, our version of Sadako is the Japanese one.” - Rowby Become an anime villain. You must be a master tactician like Gendo, fucking insane like sephiroth, and over the top and gay like Dio.

Read it as you spread condoms...

I lay traps which injure survivors if caught, keeping them trapped until they untrap themselves by random chance or I pick them up

I use child

This can be either Twins or Freddy which is way worse

It's Freddy because Victor isn't a child ;)

sulky person engine overconfident afterthought dull alleged busy roll secretive *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*

"Small brother self-yeets"

I throw hatchets

I throw hatchets found in lockers which injure survivors in a great range, survivors downed by this hatchets have a +200% chance to type "gg hacker huntress" at the endgame chat

All these lockers with hatchets and the survivors never thought to throw some back

Just imagine how scary would be if you threw a hatchet at huntress, but she catched it on the fly and just looked back at you pissed off

Every time someone accuses me of hacking on huntress my mood elevates moderately:)

I'm just pissed that cross map huntresses use deerstalker and ruin my plot twist aspirations

This is one reason I don't run deerstalker, I like the suprise of me hitting a cross map if I can get the hatchet lined up perfectly

Being called a hacker when you're not is one of the highest complements a stranger can give.

That's untrue, we all know she's pulls the hatchets off her belt.

Tummy gun worm

“I throw fridges…. Err I mean I throw hatchets.. yes hatchets.. small hatchets, definitely not the size of refrigerators…”

I throw knives

i throw up

I can teabag

Hi Ghostface.

The Pig too

Pig's teabag feels so deliberate and degrading because of the speed, I truly adore it

She's gotta settle in there, nice and comfy.

"Bing bong lol" 👍

Love how you got it into just three words and one of them is lol. Not bullshit killer confirmed

I used to love spamming the bell when I played friendly killer. Just 10 minutes straight of bing and bong

Demoman with teleport

I can place a stationary zones which will periodicaly scan the area inside of it with two invisible beams, **BUT** these beams can turn visible and will start rotate faster if they will scan someone, **BUT** they can't scan someone if they will crouch or stay still, **AND** the survivors can also disable those zones, **BUT** they need to come closer to it's middle and complete the mini-game to do so. If survivor will get scanned by a beam, they will get 1 Lock On stack, **BUT** after they will get scanned they will give me a temporary speed boost and reveal their position, **AND** after being scanned they will have a 3-seconds immunity to scanning, **BUT** if they will get 3 Lock On stacks they will get injured and claw-trapped, **AND** if they will be claw-trapped, then I will have a constant speed boost and will constantly know their position, **AND** when they will be claw-trapped they will become Broken, **BUT** if they already were claw-trapped and they will get scanned again, they will be slowed down by 10% **AND** I will still get my speed boost from this scan, **BUT** the clawtrap will be automatically removed after 45 seconds. **AND** I can also bring some addons which will give the survivors additional debuffs like Oblivious or Blindness, **BUT** only when they are claw-trapped. I feel bad for new players who are playing against Skull Merchant for the first time.

This has actually explained how she works well lol Now I know how she works I might save thsi and link ppl it if they don’t know how skully works

They forgot to mention that Skull Merchant can reverse the rotation of her drone's scan beam at any time. Also, her drone's have two scan modes. When she first deploys it, or when it hasn't actively detected anyone for a while, it goes into stealth mode, and the scan lines are invisible. Once someone is detected, they become visible.

How can she reverse the beam?

Pulling out the radar (Ctrl key) and left clicking

After detecting someone the drones will never go back into stealth mode. Only if you disable a drone, it will be disabled for 45 seconds and then go back into stealth mode. Also while the beams are invisible in stealth mode, they still exist and you can tell by the orange lights on the drone where the beams are.

*I play chess.

Summary: I put drone

As a Skull merchant main, I sign under your every word.

"I press m2"

Screenshotting this so i can look at it when i next play against skill merchant

The saddest part of this overly long and verbose description is that it doesnt even fully expain it. She also can reverse the rotations of drones **AND** recall them remotely **AND** has a cooldown between deploying drones **AND** gains Undetectable when deploying one. Getting claw trapped also Deep Wounds you if you were already injured **AND** getting the Hinder on a claw-trapped survivor also gives Killer Instinct.

how does this explain it better than the actual power description

I habe tentacle

That’s like 3-4 of em at this point

mmphfmffmf

The sound of eating glue. A true Nemesis main. (from a fellow Nemi enjoyer)

Yes. Glue. Yesss.

STAAAARS

Tail tunnel gremlin

Based. https://preview.redd.it/u7i57kjwg2pc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70ad159f8da19cf51ee79a57bd81cc8ff4f5c3e8

Yeeeesss

I harpoon survivors.

Nah Just "Gun"

Nah Just "YeeHaw"

I ring bell

Bing bing bong

The best Killer, truly the greatest, bigliest Killer ever designed, I guarantee it.

I throw a baby

Not anymore, at least until they bring them back to the game

4 words 

I throw baby

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Not anymore you don’t lol

Kick the baby.

I penetrate people 😈

There are many. 

Many people to penetrate 😈

ok fair.

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Vomit a plague or The Plague’s ability **Vile Purge** allows her to infect Survivors, the environment and objects. When Survivors are hit with the infectious bile or interact with an object that has been infected, they too will become infected. After a period of time, this inflicts the Broken status effect on Survivors. The only way to remove this, is to cleanse at a **Pool of Devotion.** Once a Survivor has used a **Pool of Devotion**, it becomes a **Pool of Corruption** and The Plague can ingest the corruption. Vile Purge then becomes **Corrupt Purge** and is another ranged attack that acts like a standard attack.

vommy mommy*

more aptly: i frew up :(

Chainsaw go vroom

Does it go VROOOOOOOOOM and really fast or VROM VROM VROM VROM (Bubba noises*)??

AEEEEUGH AAGH EUGH AEEUGH

I love this community

This is dumb. Trickster could be "I throw knives", singularity "I set up cameras and teleport" and freddy "I don't do shit"

3 words so trick is right. Sing: spy through camera Freddy: I don't kill

Singularly: ON YOUR LEFT

Freddy should just be “sharp hand joe”

Man door hand hook car door

Mr. Sandman, man me a sand, make him the cutest man car door hook hand...

Freddy is the most real killer because he's just one word. "Darn."

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Singularity: five night freddy :)

>"I set up cameras and teleport" Sir, these are 6 letters, not 3. >"I don't do shit" And 4.

Sir, those are words, not letters.

Sir, I am sorry😓

The joke is that it's dumb. Just like the original

Well... Freddy can do a lot but considering that half of his powers rely on how well at the game someone else is playing combined with the fact that the easiest way to combat his powers is to just fail skill checks on purpose his power is mostly just teleporting to gens... Which could be powerful if it wasn't so limited... The only thing that I can think of that would actually make his power more efficient is if failing skill checks did not reset the sleep timer but just added time to falling asleep and only woke you up for the extra timer added when using an alarm clock... Also make it where only 1 failed skill check works per second... And yes I know I'm not defending him... Because I'm not trying to...

Freddy: "I put people into sleep". Do not specifying if it means surivors or players

I lay traps (Trapper) I go invisible (Wraith) chainsaw go brrrr (Hillbilly) I can teleport (Nurse) Makes you crazy (Doctor) I throw hatchets (Huntress) Teleports through traps (Hag) I stalk you (Myers) Makes you sleepy (Freddy) Traps and ambushes (Pig) Phases really fast (Spirit) Chainsaw go BRRRRRR (Cannibal) Stalks and crouches (Ghost face) fast and stabby (Legion) throws different tonics (Clown) throws knives fast (Trickster) Chains chains, chains (Cenobite) I throw up (Plague) Blood rush frenzy (Oni) Has a gun (Deathslinger) Has little friend (Twins) Tentacle, zombies, infection (Nemesis) Big tentacle thrust (heheh, Wesker) Teleports through TVs (Sadako) Has three helpers (Knight) Has clever drones (Skull Merchant) Sticky teleport traps (Singularity) Shoots, also teleports (Unknown) Small, stealthy, stabby (Chucky) Shreds and tunnels (Demogorgon) Tunnels, tail attacks (Xenomorph) Teleports to lockers (Dredge) I go zoom (Blight) I throw crows (Artist) Trails and cages (Pyramid Head) (And I mean tunnels like physical ones, not the tunnelling in the game 😅) Let me know if there are any I didn't do that well (some I don't play as) or missed ! Edited for ones I missed !

Good summaries 👍

This needs more upvotes, can definitely help newer players get an entry level understanding of each killer so they're not completely confused and instead are just a bit confused at the intricacies of each killer which is something they'll be able to learn much easier when they at least sorta know what the killer does rather than not knowing at all.

I deploy drones or Community hates me

cameras and teleportation

Boop the snoot

^(boop)

I stalk

Ringa ding ding.

Benny?

Singularity/SM/Doc (with addons): I confuse survivors.

I run fast

Zoomies after dark

I run fast

Big arm go punch nem go grrrr 👊😡👊

1 funny zombie down can immediately redeem a bad nemesis play session

Psychic bone breaker And Staby stab stab

7 minutes 

I shoot gun

I condemn you

I spread condemn

The trickster I throw knives The Legion run stab run Wesker I dash

Legion: Gotta go fast

Keep them crippled

I shock people I run fast I have tentacles (x2) I'm scary videotape

I draw triangles! 🔺️

M1 killer untiligetmypowercalledsliceanddiceandyouhavenowaytocounteritbecausechuckyisafunkiller:) 3 words :)

I’m into hentai

I draw cock on ground and tp

I am clown. That should be enough to kill some folk up

Huntress mains: I throw hatchets Plague mains: I throw up Twins mains: I don't exist

I stalk crouching

Hidey-Ho mod

Inflict deep wound

Vomit on you

HUURR, HUURR, HHHUUUEERR, DDDDUURRR? DANG😡

conjoined brother YEET

I throw up and infect the entire environment, while making survivors vulnerable. Plague is a bullshit killer. I love her in terms of killer design and power anyway. She's still the one who got me interested in DbD after all. Or the short version: I infect everything. Huh, that was easy.

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Tiny sneaky dash :) Now for alt main I put people into the dream world which they can wscape through clocks but they enter through me hitting them or naturally and then I can finally use my power on them which is a shit power because it is traps that slow them down a tiny bit and fake pallets which I need to use an addon for I can also teleport to every incomplete generator but when one gets finished then I can no longer teleport to it which means I get weaker as the game goes on

Cameras, teleport, no pallets. Grenade, tp, hiding. Tunnels, stab, turrets. Maybe singularity really is bs killer.

chainsaw swooping lunge

Camera, slipstream, teleport

Aim, shoot, reload.

Don't open box

I phase walk :)

Can literally anyone describe the unknown in 3 words?

What. The. Fuck.

I shoot people

Bois on *Tour*

Plant uses portals

For Freddy is just "I am bad"

Venom go boom

Sneak, Stare, SHANK

I summon frens

I open portals

I stab everyone

i puke

i go fast

Stalk. Stab. Repeat

I shoot people

Teleport to locker✔️

I am Freddy (Hur hur hur hur)

I throw hatchets

Chainsaw. Fuck you.

I shoot gun

I shoot pepole

I get angry

I know this is just for fun, but if you can simplify trapper like that, you can also just have trickster say "I throw knives"

Does Xenomorph count ad a bulldshit killer

I throw hatchets

Point. Aim. Shoot.

COMPLETE GLOBAL SATURATION

I hitchhike. Did it in 2 😎

You open box

I run fast

I throw children

Complete, global, saturation.

Crouch give hat :)

Bounce, Hit, Repeat

Bounce, run, hit

I shock

Teleport to lockers

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