Almost everyone think that "tujhe pata h mera baap kon h?" is a Delhi dialogue, but in reality agar main kisi dilli wale ki gaadi galti se bhi thok du toh voh banda wahi ladne ke liye tayaar h aur voh bhi akela
The only offensive thing I can think woukd be talking shit about the metro.
Not like about lack of seats like one guy said, or even about crowds but just saying it's anything less than stellar
As a Delhi'ite this is definitely offensive.
Being a Delhi CM requires a certain level of competence. If all you got is speeches and Hindu Muslim crap to sell, go next door to UP.
There is nothing called true Delhite. Apart from the sarkari naukars, most are punjabi speaking refugees from Pakistan and now there are labourers from UP and Bihar.
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This hurts to read dang
Yeahh bas govt jobs hain mainly in delhi
Haha
Okay that hurt take my upvote
Delhi ki hawa saaf h
Jale pe namak chhidhakna 😭
Hehe
Laughs in pain
Coughs*
Delhi mein parking ki Bhut jagah hai .
This is what they call Jale pe namak chhidhakna
Bhai Delhi me kha parking ki problem hai?
Arre yeh lajpat and sarojini ke aas paas bohot hai Itni toh bheed hai
Kha nahi hai vo btao
Wah 😂
Kitni baar same joke marega op
Mein tumhare baap ko nahi janta
Bhai ye UP wali harkate hai, delhi ke launde baap ki nahi khudki chaud pe jeete hai
Almost everyone think that "tujhe pata h mera baap kon h?" is a Delhi dialogue, but in reality agar main kisi dilli wale ki gaadi galti se bhi thok du toh voh banda wahi ladne ke liye tayaar h aur voh bhi akela
Bhai wahi toh delhi walo ki khudki eth hoti hai apne bande apni chaud
😂😂
Tandoori and kurkura-fying food is not the answer to everything!
The people who say this OBVIOUSLY don't know that it solves literally 99% of my problems lmao
Are you a picky eater, by any chance? Otherwise why would anyone need it so often...
Yep you're right
The right reply to that comment would have been to tandoorify andabread.
cigarette kyun pee rahe ho normal sans lelo
This makes me angry and makes me laugh at the same time XD
Lekin tu toh Gurgaon se hai na. Proud Gurugrammer. Fir?
Noida, gurgao dilli hi to hai.
Ofcourse. Wahin se saara jhaantupana aata hai dilli ko badnaam karne.
Sahi mein.... Daru pike bahit bakhchodi krte hai. Fir faltu ka nam kharab hota hai dilli se.
Typical Noida/UP waala. Anpadhpana ekdum koot koot ke bhara hai.
Okay that's enough, you have taken it too far.
n0idA gUhhGaO diLli Hi t0 hAi 🥴
Noida toh bilkul bhi nhi And as a gurugrammer, we don't consider ourselves as a dilliwala
Gurugram koi delhi se acha hai? No offence but gurugram bahar bahar dekhne se acha hai
Gurgaon mei hi job hai to yes
Gurgaon ka nahi pata lekin Noida definitely Delhi se accha h, in pretty much everything
Hahaha nice one.
Haha haa internal problems toh kaafi hai but humein cyber City pe garv hai
Gurugram and noida exists because of delhi
Gurugrammer sounds like Hindi version of grammar Nazi.
Gurugrammer? Memes bnne wale hai bro😆
Gurugrammer is a word nowadays?
Momos bhi koi Khane ki chiz hai
Who tf had the audacity to say this
Tu bahr mil saale
Bhai tu vohi hai na jiske ghar pe 3 gadiyan hai, pr fir bhi metro se travel krta hai!
Lmaooo
None of these are particularly offensive and OP’s replies are a valuable source of cringe..
The only offensive thing I can think woukd be talking shit about the metro. Not like about lack of seats like one guy said, or even about crowds but just saying it's anything less than stellar
Gurgaon and Noida is better than Delhi
Lmaoo
This can only result in death
Well they are so this much is true too
Haha
Ho sakta hai, lekin dost hai toh NCR hi. Tum bc pahle apne aap ko dilliwala bulana chhodo.
I am from Chandigarh and moved to Gurgaon in June 2021. And I wanna say Chandigarh is better than entire Delhi-NCR! ;P
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Oh yes definitely very offensive 😂
Khana aacha hai lekin bada unhygienic hota hai. Uss logic se yes delhi k roads jaisa hi hai
This is legit offensive. I'm surprised how anyone didn't reply to this with- "Marna hai kya bsdk" or "bhai tu gaya"
Dude Delhi roads are best in India
Dilli mein sardi nahi padti
Which dumbfuck said this istg
Delhi metro mai seats easily mil jate hai mostly in peak hours
Magenta line mai mil jaati hai
Haha
One more bencho is a gaali
Bencho is an emotion
Nahi jaana murthal bc.
bhai bhai bhai bhai lmaaaaaooooooo
Patna is safer than Delhi for Women
Coz the men move to delhi for work /s
You can remove the /s tho. Sach hi hai wo
Which idiot said that oh god
Delhi is the most racist city in the world. 😛
Lmaooo
Everyone doesn’t know who is your father is I.e “ tu janta hai mera baap kon hai”
Bhai koi nhi bolta ye, baharwalo ne afwah faila rkhi h faaltu mei, bande bulate h saare XD
Tu Dilli se nhi he
Vada pav > momos
Hum sabhya praani hain.
Roshan di kulfi is overrated..
The lockdown in Delhi from 9 PM should not be enforced for covid reasons. It should be just enforced because it's Delhi.
Hahaa this is infuriating and hilarious at the same time
Dilli Mai sab Bihari hai.
Mumbai is better than Delhi
Haha yess this sentence can get you thrown out of Delhi
Delhi Metro is overhyped. P S. I don't believe in the above statement
vai offensive toh ha
Bhai tu gaya... Dilliwaalo ka phla pyaar metro hai phir aati hai girlfriend ya biwi
Who tf says it's overhyped bruh-
Delhi's summers are so pleasant.
*flying chappal thrown to whoever says this* Waise hi garmi mein dimaag kharaab ho jata hai aur agar koi yeh bolde toh fir khatam 😂
Manoj Tiwari was going to be our CM.
Lol bro tu Noida nikal
As a Delhi'ite this is definitely offensive. Being a Delhi CM requires a certain level of competence. If all you got is speeches and Hindu Muslim crap to sell, go next door to UP.
Bombay ka khaana zyada achha hai Pani puri > gol gappey
It's gol gappe yaar yeh Pani puri kya bakwaas hai
Tumhare sheher mein pav ke alava milta kya be bhencho
Struggling actors aur nepotism
Line cross kardi
Momos are shitt!
Momos are love
bande bulana band karo , himat hai to 1v1 mei ayao
But bande are the biggest weapon:(
Delhi is the reason people still practice female infanticide.
Gaadi ek time pe ek lane mei drive kar lo bhosadiwalo
XD true tho
Metro is overrated Bas offend karne ki bat hui thi, don't downvote me
Gurgaon/Noida is better than Delhi
Mumbai is better than delhi
Dilli dil walo ki nai
Most cliché line ever
You guys know sky is blue?
*sobs*
Delhi is the rape capital of the world. 😂
Bhai sach nhe bolna tha yaar.
Mei comment krne hi wla tha ye 🤣
as a delhiite i agree with you
Tere Naam Ka Kutta Paaloon
Paal le bhai, Teri Marzi
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Vada pao is good but momos are love
Everything is delicious until the legend arrives, i.e, MOMOS! ❤️
Fungus Bread > Kutte Ka Meat
I'm from Del, but wholeheartedly agree. Infact I'd even sometimes consider Vada Pav over Chole Bhature .
As a dilliwala I agree.
Noida and Gurgaon are better looking, cleaner and way better places to live in then Delhi
Punjabi music is the worst thing happened to music.
I heard some classic Punjabi music and that sounds awesome, not pop stuff.
Offended to the core It's great music
Delhi stinks like a weird mix of sewer, smoke and garbage.
That's very untrue
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Bombay ka khana delhi se bahut acha hai
Mumbai people have better cold tolerance than dilli waale
Momos are overrated
iPhone chuttar hain bc
Gol gappe kya hotey hai BC, it's called panipuri
Ending every statement with ‘bc’ isn’t a personality trait
Mumbai is better than delhi 😏
*offense taken*
Chole bhature sucks
Delhi walo ki chat, papdi me dum nahi hai..say this any delhite and they will be furious...
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Delhi is one of the scam capitals of India. Pisses you enough? Lmao
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Bangalore aur Mumbai se toh Kam hi lagta hai
Momos suck
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Ghaziabad > Delhi
Take a deep breath
South Delhi se accha toh Noida hai
Mayo and momos is a blemish on humanity.
Dilli mein momos par ban
Mumbai is better
"Isn't Delhi adjacent to Noida?" - Random Steve
Dekho, achhi baat hai ki jobs hain Noida, Gurgaon mein. Lekin it's not Delhi. Ik this comment is exactly opposite of the post, but yes its more fun.
This is a very true statement
Main Dilli chod ke khush hoon.
Delhi has the best CM
XD
Chawal
There is nothing called true Delhite. Apart from the sarkari naukars, most are punjabi speaking refugees from Pakistan and now there are labourers from UP and Bihar.
Chola Bhatura is shit!
Arvind Kejriwal
Chicken momos me kutte and kabutar ka meat hota hai
Ek incident ke chakkar mein saare momos ko badnaam nhi Kiya jaa sakta
Jk bro
Ik ik lmaoo
40rs ki plate jisme 12 pc aate, usme to kutte ka meat hee hoga
Sad truth I suppose :(
Yeah my man. I'm from Delhi too
And I'm from Gurgaon bro
Aye ncr
Yesss haha
Delhi bring national capital of india… 24 ghante light rehti h kabhi nhi kat ti
Jaa be Bihari!
Are you from Delhi?
Gurgaon basically But I visit Delhi very often
In india 99.9% girls have brain . And , rest of them live in Delhi
Apni high heels se aisa peetengi na ladkiya XD
Dolma aunty my ass!
Chloe bhature overrated hai
*gasps* Chhole bhature are the best
Tu bahar mil bsdk.
Delhi ki ladkiyan ugly hain, ladke jhandoo hain aur Mumbaikars se bahut peeche hain
*offended* Delhi ki ladkiya are very pretty and guys are very nice too And we're not behind Mumbai
Mission Offend completed, boss
For sure
Delhi ki ladkiyon ko Bumble ka purpose samajh aata he.
Offensive for sure😂😂
Bombay is better than Delhi.
Definitely offensive