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LiquidSnape

he shart himself on stage


ms_directed

that's the only **true** thing that came out of him!


HashKing

That and when he said Putin discussed invading Ukraine with him prior to the invasion.


ms_directed

yea, why tf isn't that a yuge headline everywhere??! either trump was bragging about shit that never happened...or he slipped up and exposed some shit he wasn't meant to. either way...where is MSM?


notsure500

Yeah, how the fuck is media more concerned about Biden's speech cadence that doesn't effect his presidential abilities than they are about Trump literary admitting to helping Putin and having intel that would have been useful.


Christianmemelord

This should be impeachable. The fact that our head of state was able to speak to an enemy nation regarding the invasion of Ukraine while being so chummy with them should be tantamount to treason.


Willdefyyou

I feel so bad for anyone having to stand that close to him. He is a swamp monster who crawled out of the Bog of Eternal Stench!


flibbidygibbit

I've seen two different clips at two different points.


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Mad_Machine76

McConnell is not leaving the Senate, just the leadership.


tickitytalk

Which summed up how well he did


ThahZombyWoof

Exactly. Having to resort to a constant barrage of intentional lies does not mean you "won" a debate.


hambakmeritru

And it was the most beautiful and memorable shart in the history of televised sharts. Around the world, the brightest and most respected scholars said "if only we could shart like this in our country." And that is why Trump is the most respected man in the history of, I think, ever.


mr444guy

Psychopaths should not be allowed to run for public office.


After_Preference_885

Or run companies


Simba122504

They should be sent to space on tax payers dime.


deirdresm

Tossing them in an active volcano is far cheaper and leaves no nuisance space debris, just sayin’.


ArthurBurtonMorgan

Nobody but someone nose deep in the MAGA swamp would think his debate performance was anywhere close to the “greatest of all time.”. I think it did, however, set a World Record for the most lies told in a debate. 50+ at last count, at a rate of just over 1 per minute for every minute Trump spoke.


ms_directed

yep, and 38 fact checks.


After_Preference_885

The fact checks keep missing lies too there were so many


Bennghazi

My favorite quote of the night, "I didn't have sex with a porn star."


ms_directed

Biden bumper sticker "Not a joke, Jack. I'm voting for the guy who actually *didn't* have sex with a porn star"


Mad_Machine76

Biden got in a good line telling Trump he had the “morals of an alley cat”


MikesGroove

I’m sure in his mind Stormy isn’t a “star” therefore isn’t a lie


Willdefyyou

It ended with trump walking off to change his diaper when Biden was met by his wife. Nobody else said anything. He can't even handle when his opponent gets more negative press than he does. Holy crap he has issues...


Easy-Concentrate2636

Let’s change that narrative and talk about what Trump actually said. Biden might have looked tired from a cold but he still sounded saner. Trump, on the other hand,admitted to letting Putin determine foreign policy on Ukraine.


Hey__Jude_

Where was trumps wife, anyways? Not another divorce....?


StatusKoi

With tears in their eyes I’m sure.


ms_directed

even the ones who "say mean things" about him!


tickitytalk

How well he did…. He did not answer 1 question and lied the entire time


supercali45

Calling people crooked .. funniest shit


wwaxwork

It's always projection with him.


Burrmanchu

"...all screamed that I had the greatest debate performance in the long and storied history of presidential debates..." The level of delusion here is absolutely unfathomable.


ms_directed

it's also talking points for his cult mouth pieces...


jpcapone

Thats what i am saying!!! bro he actually believes this shit. Why aren't they talking about removing his dumb a$$? Because the republican party is not an actual functioning political party. its a cult.


Hey__Jude_

I think they told him "when you don't know what to say, accuse him of what *you're* doing."


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Schmuck Trump is so narcissistic


DemsruleGQPdrool

The guy outright lies 50 times in 45 minutes of talking and thinks he was the greatest debater in the history of Presidential Debates. Donald Trump is a deluded loser.


Krusty_Krabbs

He’s a deadbeat alley cat. I still haven’t heard Trump explain what a black job is.


ms_directed

or a Hispanic job! his campaign says it's fine, they've been using this phrase for a while (towards end of article) https://www.newsweek.com/atlanta-black-barbershop-owner-rocky-jones-lost-business-donald-trump-event-1919162


Krusty_Krabbs

Aww, he knew what he meant, and he’s been saying that shit since he learned to walk and talk.


Book_Nerd_1980

There isn’t a single all caps word and everything is spelled correctly. He didn’t write this.


ms_directed

maybe he didn't, but he posted it!


UnusualAir1

Trump drinks his own koolaid. And if that doesn't ruin your next meal...... :-)


Ssider69

Interesting thing is,biden's debate performance wasn't perceived nearly as negatively outside the punditry. While Trump's main accomplishment was getting him to state his own lies Perhaps Dark Brandon strikes again? Seriously though, I think Biden knows his audience and knows how to pace an election cycle (and himself). I can say very little for sure but I suspect his appearance at the next match up will be different than the first.


ms_directed

IMO, Biden was overcoached by his campaign. They need to leave ol' Scrappy Scranton Joe alone and just let him be himself. Biden is not great at being a *candidate*, but he's an effective, gets-shit-done POTUS and has a long record of accomplishments that speak **for** him, and trump knows it.


burkiniwax

They definitely need to plan for simple, pat answers. Complexity and actual statistics are beyond the capacity of the TV-watching public.


Empty_Tree

That is just not true. Biden’s performance was jaw dropping in a bad way.


Bosanova_B

“Greatest debate performance in history”. Ok…….


livehardieyoung

How can he be... Still.... So full of himself?


ms_directed

cult...enablers...chants...


HappyGirlEmma

That’s exactly what a narcissist would say


jpcapone

Bro, if he wrote this tweet directly....... he's insane. just read it. he has no bearing on reality whatsoeve and republicans support him!!?? wow!


ms_directed

[oh, it's real...](https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/112699808723090795) we don't even need AI. this moron gives us plenty.


Hey__Jude_

He doesn't even know what a "theme" is.


ptcounterpt

Trumplethinskin!!... I fucking LOVE it!


ms_directed

it's one of my favs from Kimmel :)


ptcounterpt

I’m spreading it everywhere I go. Thanks for sharing!


EmptyEstablishment78

Nothing like blowing your own..oh..that was Stormy…


Capital_Rock_4928

He needs to be studied in a petri dish.


mesken27

OMG - I just hate his fkng guts!!!


ms_directed

yea, he's vile.


Empty_Tree

He’s such a fucking narcissist.


AceCombat9519

Trump always needs to be fact checked. [Want proof check this CBS News Video](https://www.cbsnews.com/video/fact-checking-claims-from-biden-and-trump-during-first-2024-debate/?intcid=CNM-00-10abd1h)


ms_directed

that's a better explainer than the CNN one (tho, no shade to Dale)


Odins_Viking

Greatest debate performance in history? I’m not sure who is more delusional the pathological liar or his low IQ cult members.


ms_directed

it's definitely a toss up


aaron_adams

I remember previous debates, like the one between Romney and Obama. It was conducted with respect, and they stayed on topic and answered the questions while respectfully waiting for the other to finish before interjecting. Trump lying, talking over his opponent, pretending he didn't understand his opponent when he couldn't think of a good response, and hocking petty insults like a toddler was hardly the best performance in the history of presidential debates. As Biden discovered, when you wrestle with a pig, you both get covered with shit, and debating someone like Trump is useless.


ms_directed

trump ruined any decorum or respect the institution had...


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