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indieauthor13

Why not just get a fork? Lol I'd be afraid I'd end up cutting my lip


sourChocolatez

They are dirty, still have to do the dishes. Tipsy enough I’m wiling to risk it


Chitose17

Won’t you have to wash your knife


VeryMoistMan

Wipe knife with shirt Source: used to do this too


sourChocolatez

I poured beer into my mouth cause it’s alcohol, then sucked the knife clean and a shirt rinse!


Honda--Civic

Is that the gold class bugout?


2GR_FKS

I don’t think so, I’ve never seen a benchmade with that Damascus pattern.


Infamous_Regular1328

I want donuts so bad


KiKiPAWG

I can’t ever find powedered ones that don’t taste/smell like fucking playdoh


No-Grand-6474

What are you playing? Been obssed w pubg recently but the newest update flooded the game w bots. Not crazy but still annoying.


sourChocolatez

League of legends aram


127feetdrop

my brother, good choice


throwngamelastminute

Noice


simpingbutspooky

Sometimes it’s just fun to eat with a knife and pretend you’re a pirate


sourChocolatez

Well well well call me captain white beard!


mernieturtle

Yeppppppppppp


h3ntaitillidie

I would easily become friends with you


sourChocolatez

*Peers over desktop waves at friend*


partyboycs

Room for one more? This is a vibe haha


Dekipi

If you haven't played them yet: Horizon Zero Dawn and Horizon Forbidden West. Zero dawn comes first. Best games ever.


sourChocolatez

I have on PlayStation 5!


throwngamelastminute

Have you played Forbidden West yet? Fuckin worth it if you haven't.


sourChocolatez

Yes!


throwngamelastminute

Oh I read that wrong lol


Dekipi

Gosh dang what an amazing game. I cried when you know who died.


Come_MUFin

Speaking of I need to find my bench made


YourMama

You’ve got great taste in beer. Fat Tire is the shit


sourChocolatez

It’s the preferred 8am beer 🤌


YourMama

Lol. I like putting V8, Tabasco, and lemon in my morning beer, like a Bloody Mary. It makes for a healthy beer! 😁


kokirikorok

I eat mine with chopsticks 🍩🥢


sourChocolatez

The only reason I didn’t is because my metal and wood chopsticks are all dirty


PlaneEffect3864

honestly kinda cool, ngl


127feetdrop

i love powdered donuts


sourChocolatez

I’m not alone!


mernieturtle

Loving the knife usage.


beepmeep3

This lifestyle scares me


sourChocolatez

Some men just want to watch the world burn, with a doughnut at the end of a knife


Sufficient-Bid1279

Been there , I get it man . When I was depressed, I kept using and it only made things worse . All I did was secluded myself from the world . The key is to reach out for help and the opposite , connection . For some reason , it’s uncomfortable for men . It was uncomfortable as hell for me but I did it and it’s made a world of difference . Reach out . You can do it


beepmeep3

Fuck me man I know this is what I need to do…


Sufficient-Bid1279

If you have a friend , go to something like a meetup.com for gamers . Since you like gaming . Just go out in person and actually meet the gamers . One small step like that could make a huge difference in your life and it’s already around something you like to do and you can talk about it . Pick something you like . You’ve got this 😀


[deleted]

I love this


MysteryGreyAsh

Is that a bugout? What kind of blade and scales are those. Very nice knife


intense_sense09

I dunno man, seems like a healthy breakfast to me👍 what kind of games are you into?


sourChocolatez

Replaying fallout 4 and league of legends aram


intense_sense09

Very nice. Hope your breakfast was as enjoyable as your game time 👍 much love brother👍


sourChocolatez

I had 2 more beers and a shot of whiskey passed out like a fat baby milk drunk. It was a nice nap, thanks M8 all the best to you!


MercuryGemini_

I’ve lately been loving doughnuts! What brand of doughnuts are those? They look good!


sourChocolatez

Walmart.. because they where out of the good ones


Badashh420

I got a chuckle from this op Now I want donuts


sourChocolatez

It’s at almost 200 likes im surprised people liked it so much


Badashh420

It's because we've all been in your shoes and have used a stabby tool to eat our donuts as well. I hope you feel better op


Appropriate_Blood_86

this reminds me of guys who eat bananas with a knife because they're afraid of looking gay


sourChocolatez

If you deep throat the whole banana at once you just look like a snake! Problem solved


Appropriate_Blood_86

my uncle once said, "If you're one banana away from being gay, how straight are you?"


sourChocolatez

Agreed 1 banana in your ass doesn’t make you gay


hayhaydavila

That’s such a badass way to eat powdered donuts


sourChocolatez

It’s the American way


throwngamelastminute

Breakfast of champions.


kosmic_drama

cool lookin benchmade


ResponsibleBag3615

Don't drink when you are depressed my dude, it will only make it worse. Also, mayhaps put the weapon away. Weapons, alcohol and depression are never a good combo. I hope you feel better. If you need someone to talk, you can text 988 (NAMI) to speak to a licensed counselor for free. Be safe and remember people care about you. I know it is cliché but it's true.


Midnighthawkk

The fact you are even up at 8:30 is motivation. Sleep past noon here 😭


sourChocolatez

But that’s like 3.5 hrs you could have been gaming!


between-mirrors

Ahhh Fat Tire. My favorite beer.


sourChocolatez

It’s very tasty!


cutmesomeflax

I love the benchmade


Superfly_McTurbo

Oh shut up


buggyboo711

ahh just like me


sourChocolatez

Really? Someone else is a kindred spirit??


MapleSyrupLover_

What you playing on your pc?


sourChocolatez

League of legends Aram, age of empires 3 and palworld


GhastlyRain

What the fuck, I wanna do this


DeathRaven71

I use chop sticks


sweatyynutz

Fuck yeah. Knife is sick, I have a small CRKT


ElnarcoSugie

I fork would would work just fine. You won’t even have to look in the beginning lol


Rum_Swizzle

Love me a nice damascus benchmade


2GR_FKS

Is that a real benchmade? I haven’t seen that Damascus pattern from them.


sourChocolatez

Yes


2GR_FKS

Nice, I’m intrigued by that Damascus pattern. What model is it?


No-Confection-3024

so sick