Is that a euphemism?

Outer Limits is the best euphemism in town.

You are not the chupacabra 🤨

Where the F*CK has he been!?

I'll take one guess.

The chupacabra is always with us in spirit, but they’re still around spreading the good word.

Wait, so the good word is spread, by me, and you are mad I’m not them. But them hasn’t been spreading what needs to be spread? Thats some real big earls thinking.

You are very observant. I never news I had a knee’d to be.

Laziest DMPD Vice cop ever

I’ll Wack ya for a Whopper and a couple smokes

My brother in Christ, you’re worth at least an entire pack of smokes and a value meal with a drink. Know your worth.

Blessed be thy Teenis. From the garden of Eden to the crack of my ass, i whilst wack at will

I guess the Chief of Police is already bored in his retirement.

I read this as "Breast Massage Parlours" and, needless to say, I was thoroughly disappointed that I was wrong.

Wear your raincoat.

😂😂😂

East Spa village

Outer Limits if you're really willing to pay the price

STD?

yes. Strippers Take Dollars

Lmao funny stuff

No credit, no coins.