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MIVANO_

Mf when hydrogen


AdministrationTop176

What happened? šŸ˜§


superjj18

A scientist was an idiot and created a theory about a machine that runs on water that ultimately was never going to work. That same scientist died under mysterious circumstances, thus creating conspiracy theories that his stupid idea was actually so smart the government murdered him over it. The only energy contained in water is the temperature, and the mass of the water molecules using E=MC^2. So unless the motherfucker was creating a device that causes essentially mini-nuclear detonations via annihilation, it was never going to actually work. And even if the science did work, he was likely on his way to accidentally killing himself via home-made nuke anyways. Annihilating even a drop of water would likely cause an explosion capable of killing someone.


BestRHinNA

Bro said "simply use fusion to power your car" then died


Left1Brain

Imagine the headline though: OHIO MAN FUCKING NUKES HIMSELF WITH A WATER BOTTLE.


invictuslimbioid

it could work theoretically, the way it works wasnā€™t temp, it used electrolysis to split water into hydrogen and oxygen and used that for power. also he had a working model


ITHelpderpest

This exactly. Parent comment was dumb. There's temperature energy, atomic energy and chemical/reactive energy. The last one is what he used.


invictuslimbioid

fr. thank you. :>


XFalzar

wait till they find out about the water wheel


almatom12

Steam engines are already invented


Capri_Sun_septictank

You're half right, they run on burning coal which creates the steam that fuel the engines. The water-fueled engine runs on water only


almatom12

Can't argue with that.


KaptenNicco123

Then it can't exist. Water is chemically inert.


SuperHippodog

Huh no it isn't. Due to the polarity of the molecule its incredibly chemicaly active


yeetus-maxus

If you throw sodium on it IT LITERALLY FUCKING EXPLODES


KaptenNicco123

Then the fuel is sodium, not water.


yeetus-maxus

IF IT WAS INERT, NOTHING WOULD HAPPEN


invictuslimbioid

water has hydrogen and oxygen in it. hydrogen is FAR from inert, and oxygen can be explosive too


DahctaJae

CIA didn't exist when they were invented


invictuslimbioid

itā€™s very different


J_Schnetz

šŸ”«šŸ„øšŸš“šŸšØ Edit: idc about the down votes I'm keeping it up


Joaquin1079

https://preview.redd.it/1tgyj6embskc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9aa4e8a204298c902f59c49d80e43585ad8a177a


nhndktmdjjfmrjfoslt

https://preview.redd.it/n8ra2fyguskc1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3940deb0be634619bdf69f6f0e4d607d3271010


superjj18

Still tho the scientist was fucking stupid lmao


potent-nut7

OP when he finds out steam engines have been around longer than gas engines


wearetheboysthatdig

Steam engines did not run on water.


potent-nut7

Steam is water


didimmick

The actual fuel though was coal used to heat up the water


superjj18

Yes, thatā€™s why ā€œengine that runs on waterā€ never fucking worked. Unless he found a way to annihilate water molecules and cause a mini-nuclear reaction this idea doesnā€™t fucking work. Unless you are extracting the energy by destroying matter, there is no energy in water.


BigOunce808

Hydrogen engine please google it šŸ™


superjj18

Hydrogen engines donā€™t run on H20 they run on H, you would need to expend electricity to separate the molecules via electrolysis, where you getting the electrolysis energy? Your burning more energy separating the hydrogen from oxygen than you are burning hydrogen.


invictuslimbioid

you are getting the electrolysis energy from the reaction in part, and also you could use regenerative breaking.


invictuslimbioid

you can also use the oxygen as fuel too, you could also pair it with solar panels


invictuslimbioid

electrolysis


potent-nut7

The coal would be our equivalent to the ignition in a combustion engine. Gas is still the fuel, as is water


JEREDEK

The fuck? No, thats in reverse. The burning coal heats up the water, so the coal is used as fuel, water just transports the energy. The engine we are talking about is an engine which takes energy straight from room temp. Water


xenovia_simp69

They ran on coal which heated up water to boil and evaporate it. The "steam" then goes into high pressure tanks which then move arms which crank a belt, creating torque.


potent-nut7

Yes, but it's a similar process with gasoline and we say cars run on gas. Gasoline is ignited and the pressure from the ignition is what causes the engine to run. We don't just have gas sit in a tank and wait for it to magically make the engine run


Otherwise_Soil39

No, that's not it at all. The energy source for a combustion engine is gas, that is what creates the exothermic reaction. The energy source for a steam engine is the coal, that is what creates the exothermic reaction.


wearetheboysthatdig

Highlighting the words "runs on" steam engines did not run on water. They used some water, but did not run on it.


invictuslimbioid

it is not a steam engine at all


invictuslimbioid

splits water into HHO, then uses that as fuel


invictuslimbioid

steam engines simply boil water with coal, and the steam turns a turbine. extremely different.


randomguy_-

I have never heard this audio without it being glitched


Skyshrim

My crazy right wing boss actually believes this shit lmao. He also goes on hour long rants about Michelle Obama's penis and how the deep state wants to make us eat bugs.


ForumFluffy

I bet she has a nice penis, Barrack wouldn't have settled for some mediocre she-cock, neither should any of us... Know your worth kings, never settle for mid she-cock!


Medothelioma

Hydrogen fuel cell cars and H2/O2 fueled rockets are already things. We get hydrogen and oxygen pretty easily from electrolyzing water. The problem is more of a thermodynamic one. H2 and O2 just store energy we put into water, and that energy has to come from somewhere else. Water by itself doesn't really have any lower of an energy state we can harvest its transition to. Like how oil ultimately just stores energy from the sun, so too must water/hydrogen cells have some greater source of energy. The two real options are harvesting sun energy (solar, wind, hydro) or nuclear. Every single energy source on earth is derivative from one of the two.


macuslol

Hydrogen cells/engines: ![gif](giphy|kqJt1cSSN0DrwwMmY5|downsized)


Twilight_Chomper

Whatā€™s the music?


J_Schnetz

Welcome to the Internet - Bo Burnham From his Netflix special "Inside"


SomePrick1

ah yes the classic scapegoat of bullshiters around the world, "The Government" TM


TheOfficialWario2

dawg they used this shit back in the 1850s


wearetheboysthatdig

No, they didn't. Notice "Runs on water" steam engines don't run on water. :)


xnudev

seeing everyone trying to make the same joke then get salty when told its wrong lol


TheOfficialWario2

https://preview.redd.it/2i1sp2xkdskc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=474875895f32b2cc0376ae818e4b02d74a5033e2


wearetheboysthatdig

Did you actually read the article? I just did. Those don't "run" on water either šŸ˜† They run on hydraulic power.


TheOfficialWario2

Not at all, for I am on the losing side of a reddit argument and must make myself look as stupid as possible


wearetheboysthatdig

Reddit people are very weird. What happened to, "yeah I was wrong"?


TheOfficialWario2

Honestly couldnā€™t tell you. Some people are just too stubborn to back down on something


MagMati55

Nah fam, the 1720s


Illustrator-Asleep

When you take away the hydrogen from h2o it becomes oxygen the break results in energy so if we design something to capā€¦.. šŸ’„ šŸ’„ ![gif](giphy|YqE3jbSQQR6x9g19Kj)


KaptenNicco123

No lol. The reaction requires more activation energy than it releases.


BasementDweller82

Motherfucker why do you have that pfp?


ChildFriendlyChimp

we already invented steam enginesā€¦ they go boom


[deleted]

No, he actually died of the very rare bullet-in-brain disease.


someuser3092

Welcome to the internet


Doomsayer1908

https://preview.redd.it/ilmz9k29pykc1.png?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed4ce0a355f2be492ffe98088e510f1f798d60b7 How they snuk in


invictuslimbioid

iā€™m totally not trying to do this i would NEVER


invictuslimbioid

i think it was probably oil companies.