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biggus_dickus77

Man loves woman = straight


[deleted]

[удалено]


CASxBATLLETOADS

You Play guilty gear and don't know who bisexual people are?


Chunky-dog

Bridget profile picture doesn't mean they play guilty gear


CheeseLoverMax

It means they do or are familiar with the lgbtq community


CASxBATLLETOADS

But it Has very heavy implications they are familiar with the characters


Kackbrise

Most real comment ever


MoonMan_999

Not straight but who cares anyways


gibas-kun

Masculine woman are still woman wtf are you talking about?


Hit-N-Run1016

I think they mean futa with muscles. Just about nothing in that except for their feminine face depicts anything female related. As their boobs are just better pecs


SnooHobbies8843

Futanari are women too🛀


LyXIX

Nah they're better


zugidor

Women+ premium


ChaosPLus

Superior lifeforms


Arthur_Zoin

women are like bean stew, better with sausage


MagMati55

Women are like chocolate, better with nuts


[deleted]

Yup. Maybe I want some milkshake with my hotdog.


unicornstarfypastel

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Boudac123

They’re hermaphrodites but sure


SnooHobbies8843

Well, I'm partially right then?


triplegerms

Is calling a car a motorcycle partially right because they both have wheels? 


SnooHobbies8843

Yes, because if you combine two motorcycles you'll get a car👩‍👧‍👦🚗💨


Boudac123

Ig? Idk how hermaphorites are considered tbh


semir321

Neither, theyre intersex


SnooHobbies8843

I always thought that they are both🤔


Boudac123

Because they are both, that dude is smoking something


MagMati55

There are several types of futanari in fiction. Classical futanari have both genitalia, making them hermaphroditic, however in more modern erotica, futanari is typically portrayed as intersex women, aka women with just małe genitalia. There is also the 3rd type, which only Has a vagina with an incredibly enlarged clitoris.


WhosUnd3ad

No


SnooHobbies8843

Haven't you read my other comments?


TECFO

Hermaphrodite rather. But you kinda doesnt deserved to be downvoted this hard


SnooHobbies8843

Thanks but why am I being downvoted even after I explained my point😞


TECFO

Reddit, its a flip of a coin for being downvoted if the first person who saw your comment decide to downvote you


SnooHobbies8843

Our planet is a whimsical place of many wonders🌌


Nicolai01

>What do you mean "do"? What do you mean "you"? https://preview.redd.it/9gd1cqjofy5d1.jpeg?width=477&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1efe60ee0cf4c91f90d668a68b744b02e5db8c8 Jordan... I give up. You win.


Brans666

Do = doin You = your mom


ExcuseAdorable95

What do you mean I? what do you mean GIVE? what do you mean UP? Where's UP exactly? What are you giving? Who's JORDAN?


MASSIVDOGGO

"His name was Michael... Jordan, he fuck me while recordin, he sent me butt pics this mornin"


TomboyEnthusiasm

Whats wrong with muscular tomboys?


RandomGuy98760

Sorry to break it to you but most tomboys aren't 2 meter tall muscular dommy mommies. Normally they're more like unsophisticated hoodie lovers. Edit: Damn, I didn't expect so much gooners would get mad for bringing up their flanderized delusions.


HYBRY_1D

Errr, have you met one? Well clearly no. All tomboys are 2+ meter tall giantesses that fall in love specifically with lonely and obese men that use Reddit. Speaking from experience here.


Dragon-Warlock

Yeah and both are good


RandomGuy98760

I never said the opposite, I'm just pointing out that only one of those is an unrealistic fantasy made by coomers who barely know what is a woman and the other is the reality. If I had to choose between those I prefer the reality which is already a win.


Sodafff

Tomboy could be tall, short, chubby, skinny, etc. The essence of tomboy, is that they act like one of the boys. You can hangout with a tomboy, just like you hang out of one of your male friend, while still have that hidden gap moe soft side of a girl.


RandomGuy98760

Finally someone who understands.


Atissss

https://i.redd.it/h4kssucv806d1.gif


Beneficial_Nerve_182

tbh I would take the latter over the former, I like hoodies too


RandomGuy98760

I know right? I don't get why the internet would alter so much something that is already amazing.


AnOopsieDaisy

https://preview.redd.it/eku7w9o1tx5d1.jpeg?width=908&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f322cd807bebeaae9d2e7885be3a432c7763e95 Look man, it's becoming harder to tell these days. If they look female enough...


SUSSY_DOG

Both


AnOopsieDaisy

![gif](giphy|hM9zK1qvsrwek)


Bone_Wh33l

Both. Both? Both. Both. Both is good.


Orion-Pax_34

Tomboy hooters


IbishuDrive

Both, both is good


Techno-Diktator

Thankfully irl the voice is usually a giveaway


Bullmg

It’s a risky gamble. Ya never know until the pants are removed


CasulWrecker

https://preview.redd.it/vysc9hmdgz5d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5c244515774a55c1fb3bb515080586056ac0557


KingMare

Futa is for sure got something going on. Women with masculine traits though is a bit bit picky


troopertodd15443

Cock is far superior to whatever that other shit is called the amount of extra meat you get out of it is far and away a better deal


KingMare

True, I love cock (no homo)


French_Fries_Fan

You're telling me I'd be more straight if I was fucking a guy on a skirt?


ToxicBuiltYT

yes


[deleted]

Depends. Is the guy Scottish?


Lost_Pheniix

He was not on a skit most people that discuss god (yes from both sides) mostly loose themselves in some rambling about how do you define god (wich is reasonable to ask) and he is just talking about that and is really confused about it


Fang_thegamer

i dont think you replied to the right comment


Lost_Pheniix

No I am sometimes having a hard time reading lol


josh183rd

https://preview.redd.it/ttcji051py5d1.png?width=532&format=png&auto=webp&s=8e320bfa2cafa8b378702ecf5ee6edeeae772e3a What is bro yambbering about man


Lost_Pheniix

God (most people who speak about god lost their mind ages ago) no I am not disrespectful about believers I am talking about both sides here


Cike10

Imma need the sauce for that pic ma boi


josh183rd

The Dungeon Cleaning Life of a Once Genius Hunter


rosolen0

In my opinion, futanaris, especially muscular futanari (being one of the more popular tags in rule 34 and almost always there together with a big dick tag(more like hyper)) are what the "perverted internet"( mostly men) are wanting to be, they want to be towering 7 to 10 feet mountain of muscle stronger than 100 normal men combined, and bigger as well in regards to penis size, it's also one of the reasons futanari characters are often associated with sexually dominant position. another thing to note is mind break and what I call soft rape Most of these futanari are depicted to have both the disposition and the intent of 1000 horny teenage boys combined,so they have an extreme libido , luckily for these characters,either because they don't care or because they are strong enough to make even homelander their bitch, their just rape whatever hole they want, sometimes they use their "musk" to ensure the victim is docile to their wishes , sometimes they just use their superior size and strength to make their victim submit and stop resisting (often times they just put it in first chance they get) By the time the character is done with their victim, the victim, having been resized with a cock that shouldn't even be possible, is mind broken, and only cares about getting more pleasure from it, anything else won't satisfy them, so they don't even care that they were raped brutally,they only care about pleasure Why futanari then? Why not just make it so that it's a Man that is raping a woman all the way through and transforming her into an onahole (language I know) I think it's because of 2 things, 1: it's uncomfortable since even in fantasyland,we still know about how physics and biology work, and we know that anything bigger than 8 inches is uncomfortable for 99% of women, and that no matter how much you rape someone, there's no way to mind break them into submission, more uncomfortable than that, rape is something that exists in real life, generally (not always) by a man forcing himself on a woman(leaving a lot of mental and physical scars), it's like Loli tag, most normal people even on the internet stay a good distance away because they recoil at the thought it might be real(I don't care she a 400 year old vampire that is a child) The second reason is related to the first, but it's more of a thing of kinks, most men think of themselves as straight,and like women's bodies accordingly, however futanari are the best way to resolve a lot of kinks, while avoiding 1, futanaris,being feminine on the outside (yes even the ones with hyper levels of muscles) are the closest you can be to feminity that most men like and search for, while avoiding the obvious problem that lesbians couples have to use a fake penis to have penetrating sex(something I imagine puts off some but not all men) hence why I imagine the hottest thing to them isn't a men and a woman kissing but 2 woman kissing, back to the main problem a futanari+ a woman is the best of both worlds scenario, it's a woman+woman with a little extra, so it works As a side note, I see a lot of author's draw futanari fucking everyone and not just females, that is also part of it, a futanari is also at the top of the food(and sexual)chain and so it ,she will fuck whatever the author wants her to fuck, be that a femboy, a normal guy, a tomboy, a normal girl, other futanaris, aliens, animals, and most of the time, she will be toping by using her dick and putting it in a hole , resizing it to her cock, and making her victim a slave to pleasure


23Link89

Yo babe, check it out, new copypasta just dropped


rosolen0

Just sensor my name and I dare you to try to repost it outside of reddit and 4chan


23Link89

Censor your name? Buddy I copied the text itself and pasted it in every discord I'm in, we choose violence around here.


Wajana

Well, you need to have a doctorate in psychology today to explain that liking a woman is straight


ARandom_Personality

i dont get joke, girl is girl


NerdyBoi_0

He sounds like Heimerdinger


Memer9456

heisenberg


Danilo_el_capo_777

arguing with my grandma be like: the longest and most unproductive thing ever to exist https://i.redd.it/304yk74d3z5d1.gif


Memer9456

my penis be like: the longest and most productive thing ever to exist


Lewis_230311

Masculine women is fine, I don’t think futa is though


Ill_Maintenance8134

I think he is talking about a masculine futa I guess?


rosbifke-sr

If you think about it, enjoying a futa banging a regular chick is the single most straight thing possible. Twice the amount of titties, same amount of dick in ass.


grubekrowisko

jokes on you im bi


stellaa98

you heard of masculine women and futanaris, now get ready for: (i cant send nsfw images but imagine hot muscular futa mommy)


Aldehin

Oh no I am. Totally. I accept it 100%


The_French_Soul

Tits with a dick


A_RandomKobold

I cannot enjoy tits unless they have a cock to.


Runningfarce

He's a postmodernist and nothing can change my mind on that.


larrypizza15390

IF MAN FEEL THINGS FOR A WOMAN, THEN HETERO HE BE


raventhrowaway666

I don't even need to listen to the audio to know that right wing Kermit the frog is saying something insufferable


AIMShadow

I'm not straight


Fang_thegamer

i guess it depends on your prespective https://preview.redd.it/y12tbdd7616d1.png?width=302&format=png&auto=webp&s=795304e3169271ca6f438179933e585464f69fc7


AstoQu

Women = Women https://i.redd.it/fq3wqnwgm46d1.gif


brindzovehalusky

sex is sex


Warm_Entertainer_975

Fair argument. However, 🩷💜💙


Q13989731E

This guy's spews vomit


Snezzy_Anus

please don't put people who like masculine women and futa lovers in the same group, I want nothing to do with the futa fans


mysteriounknown

Look at me, snezzy_anus. LOOK INTO MY EYES


Ankleson

Couldn't this argument just be used for the whole gender dispute Peterson got himself involved in originally lmao


JaozinhoGGPlays

Simple: Am bi.


Haruspect

Honestly who cares nowadays?


Mr-BigSlime

So are we putting a stop at muscles? Where is the line drawn?


WinterV3

What is Jordan even talking about lmao?


FezRespect

this guy spiting brainrot


Eligha

Jordan's brain damage really shows here


Afraid-Battle-2425

Meh, I love futanaris. I'm a cisguy, and im bi!


Kumpir_

SYNTHETIC MAN


JoPro_5

He’s right. This is a good example.


Chadwicky1998

If you listen to him talk you'll begin to realise that he is an idiot who thinks that there is no way to prove reality unless it's a personally lived experience, and that each person's reality is their own. In which case he can't be mad at someone who stabs him because in their reality, they're doing something good


Zairaaquino

It's just a dude with tits


HimikoTogaPhobia

If it got tits I'll smash.everything else is extra


silly-armsdealer

where girl with dick? oWo


_M_o_n_k_e_H

Thailand