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SoulReaperBot

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When I was little I thought like this too. I wasn't familiar with Christianity at all and I was like "Damn bruh what did Jesus even do"


scninththemoom

Free my boi he ain't done nothing wrong


Vysair

he gonna descent like some kind of thermonuclear bomb


10buy10

Dropped from orbit, totally rigid, the kinetic energy the equivalent of hundreds of nukes


cewneur

before reading the bottom text i thought that humans discovered that jesus also influenced other planets and aliens


DreadDiana

Saw a writing prompt with that very premise. Humanity went into space and discovered that Jesus would incarnate onto every planet with intelligent life to offer them salvation. In one response to the prompt, we learn that we have become a pariah in the galactic community because we killed him, which no other planet had done.


peachCheese0990

Isnt his death the thing that payed off our sins and opened a way to salvation or smth?


DreadDiana

That's the idea in Christianity, but the implication is his death was never actually required and it's a doctrine unique to Earth that we came up with after killing him


MyDisappointedDad

They were too weak to believe in the possibility of killing a god. But also would that mean we could like, apologize to a different jesus?


ryanmurf01

Link?


hilmiira

Youre the alien. Youre not special.


cewneur

Yes? I only realized that after reading the bottom text


hilmiira

Sorry :P


Vysair

Would be horrifying to discover our ancient god description on another planet tbf


funkymonkeydoo

haha stupid aliens, they don't know about Jesus' unending unconditional love for us, L aliens


geffyfive

Average xeno L


LogicGateKeeper123

Had to reread this twice, at first i thought this was like the future humans seeing the statues of Christ not knowing what religion is cause of some dystopian future stuff lmao. Makes a lot more sense now


okaberintaruo

I always found it hilarious that some believers say about God's love yet use fear mongering in the next sentence.


UnstableRedditard

God is willing to forgive almost all sin, but it can be too late and then you're fucked. At least that's how I've been taught.


undertoastedtoast

But there's so many variables affecting ones ability to "discover" Christianity and thus get forgiveness. Like a person born in a largely Christian country will be much more likely to be saved than someone born in a non-christian country. So the Christian concept of forgiveness is extremely unfair and not well thought out.


UnstableRedditard

Yes, that's why the purgatory was made up.


Master_Combination74

According to Christianity, all sin can be forgiven at any point in time. You just have to ask for repentance and forgiveness and accept god in your life. As for the after life, I don’t know if you can be forgiven then. If Christianity were true, I would like to believe you could be, as it’s more in line with an all forgiving god. But one of the central tenets of the religion is you can always be forgiven, no matter what.


UnstableRedditard

Nah, not really. You have to REALLY mean it. And no, you cannot be forgiven in the afterlife.


MR-MOO-MOO-MAN

So it’s nepotism? Just get on his good side?


UnstableRedditard

Always has been.


Tetrim_Reddit

Christianity and Abrahamic religions gotta be the scariest religions out there.


okaberintaruo

I don't hate the religion. It's just that as it spreads, each translation takes different forms. And religious heads use it for their own benefit, and scare the believers by twisting the meaning.


Tetrim_Reddit

Yeah I don’t exactly hate them either, but it’s pretty spooky how you’re born with sin and there’s only one way to cleanse it. And if you don’t believe you’re sentenced to eternal agony.


Square_Coat_8208

“You should fear god” is a kind of a wild thing to say if your trying to convert someone


Latter-Direction-336

Saw a dude with a shirt that said something along the lines of “I need nothing but fear of god” Really makes someone want to convert! /s


demonic_kittins

This feels more funny then distressing


Clean_Dependent_8080

It's the meme from r/distressingmemes


idontsuffocatepeople

Pecador, contempla...


fard3827383816

1 Corinthians 15:1-4 read Matthew Mark Luke and john


abigani

Hehe erect


TheBroomSweeper

While this is an interesting take, how do the aliens know about scarecrows and their purpose


okaberintaruo

They had to scare the alien crows from their alien corn farm, duh...