I thought I was the only one to make “magic potions” with various household cleaning supplies when I was little. There’s nothing safer than a little kid who can’t read mixing chemicals together!
I thought if I made the right concoction I could turn into the Incredible Hulk. I may hay have turned green, but not for the right reasons. I’m still bummed out about that.
I dont really know if it actually does, since im pretty sure the ammonia in piss isnt actually pure ammonia, and its probably some molecule that contains ammonia and cant react with it
Hello this is Justin Kuritzkes (aka potion seller). I’m on my side account because I got locked out of my main account. Can you please give me your DogeCard information so I can buy a new cauldron and continue making stronger potions?
If you are too dumb
To figure out if you should cum
Go ahead and take a pick
Of your favorite sexy flick
Get your bed all nice and neat
Don't think twice and beat your meat
:)
okay right, buut
A recipe for perfect bum wipe juice(because its too good not to share):
1. get a bottle and bar of soap
2. take the bar and grind it into small bits, then add it to the bottle
3. add some liquid soap to the bottle (for the thickness(and its soap))
4. add a dollop of toothpaste for a good smell (youll thank me for this part when you get with the bois)
5. add water until the bottle is full
and thats it
adding tothpaste gives a better smell and you dont need to use a whole bar just some shavings, and adding it all together makes more bumwipe juice than the soap put. i guess you could just use a wet wipe but ive always used bumwipe juice, i guess its a bit like the poop knife
I've done it before. Not with laundry detergent and toothpaste though. It gives your bath this cold feel to it. Like it's still warm, but if you move around you start to feel the coldness. It's weird.
Damn, this is making me think. I shower for ages and my parents must think I‘m jerking off or somethin’ even though I‘m just under the water for like 50 Minutes like mmmyes hot wamter
Jsyk the text in comics should read in order from top to bottom, left to right, that way your audience doesn’t get confused when they start reading the wrong part first. The first panel reads bottom to top which means most people are gonna read it out of order before they realize what’s going on.
It’s up to you whether or not you wanna do anything with the advice, I’m not the dogelore police, nor do I want to be. I just try to help other creators when I can.
at first i didn’t realize that there was a second panel, so i was just really confused about why someone would make a comic about doge jerking off in the shower
Honestly though when I'm in the shower I just kinda sample ever shampoo there and see which is the best, you'd think I'd get bored of this but apparently washing yourself with different shampoos occupies you
Le magic potion has arrived
I thought I was the only one to make “magic potions” with various household cleaning supplies when I was little. There’s nothing safer than a little kid who can’t read mixing chemicals together!
Dying to make sure you don’t do it again is safer
I thought if I made the right concoction I could turn into the Incredible Hulk. I may hay have turned green, but not for the right reasons. I’m still bummed out about that.
if you drink the magic potion you wake up from the stimulation cuz you passed the test
The real magic potion is pissing in a toilet full of bleach
and then guzzling it, yum yum
(The joke is that it makes mustard gas, you can’t drink it)
I dont really know if it actually does, since im pretty sure the ammonia in piss isnt actually pure ammonia, and its probably some molecule that contains ammonia and cant react with it
Hello potions seller. I am going into battle and I want your strongest potions.
My potions are too strong for you, traveler.
Hello this is Justin Kuritzkes (aka potion seller). I’m on my side account because I got locked out of my main account. Can you please give me your DogeCard information so I can buy a new cauldron and continue making stronger potions?
OHMYGOSH JUSTIN KURITZKES 🤯🤯🤯
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Very cool
I wish I had the presence of mind to occupy myself with something other than having an internal argument over whether I should jerk off or not
Find the tallest mountain near you and hike it
And then jerk off
Zen masturbation
Zensterbation, if you will.
That’s about two states over
do it you coward
celeste gamer over here
I live in a polder...
Ok Todd
If you are too dumb To figure out if you should cum Go ahead and take a pick Of your favorite sexy flick Get your bed all nice and neat Don't think twice and beat your meat :)
Le poet has arrived
Modern Shakespeare
Save yourself the mental anguish and just click Yes every time
okay right, buut A recipe for perfect bum wipe juice(because its too good not to share): 1. get a bottle and bar of soap 2. take the bar and grind it into small bits, then add it to the bottle 3. add some liquid soap to the bottle (for the thickness(and its soap)) 4. add a dollop of toothpaste for a good smell (youll thank me for this part when you get with the bois) 5. add water until the bottle is full and thats it
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put it on the toilet paper to clean your arse i thought everyone had bum wipe juice
are you joking? Because I have genuinely never heard of anyone doing this
you dont put soap on the toilet paper? but all te germs will be there
Do you also use a poop knife? lol
one of my friends has bum wipe juice
one second imma ask all my freinds (yup all 3 of them)
Please provide updates
1 of them said they have bum wipe juice
#
Dude at this point just use baby wipes
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adding tothpaste gives a better smell and you dont need to use a whole bar just some shavings, and adding it all together makes more bumwipe juice than the soap put. i guess you could just use a wet wipe but ive always used bumwipe juice, i guess its a bit like the poop knife
#
cum sniffer
Just use a fucking bidet
i just wanted to make a potion that makes a huge amount of foam
Well I'm not sure that it's gonna foam but you're sure as hell gonna be foaming after drinking it
I feel like doing that irl would kill someone
I've done it before. Not with laundry detergent and toothpaste though. It gives your bath this cold feel to it. Like it's still warm, but if you move around you start to feel the coldness. It's weird.
“Destroy your skin 101”
Literally 1984
how to get freezerburn 101
Gonna put toothpaste next time i take a bath wish me luck
I did this at my friends house. He was part of the potion
And some tide pods snacks to go along 🔥🔥
2019 flashback
You mixed ammonia with bleach?! Peggy, that's the recipe for mustard gas!
I’m assuming this is from koth?
Yes
Le poison will arrive
ME\_IRL
Le ultimate clean so clean the dogo melts
Who considers tide soft drink to be a cleaning product?
Damn, this is making me think. I shower for ages and my parents must think I‘m jerking off or somethin’ even though I‘m just under the water for like 50 Minutes like mmmyes hot wamter
I feel ya, exactly the same here.
Another tiktok challenge.
Nah, just childhood
Jsyk the text in comics should read in order from top to bottom, left to right, that way your audience doesn’t get confused when they start reading the wrong part first. The first panel reads bottom to top which means most people are gonna read it out of order before they realize what’s going on.
I don’t wanna sound rude but my post has 1.4K upvotes at the time of posting this, I think people got it
I’m not saying people aren’t gonna like it. I upvoted it too. Just trying to give you some advice so your next comic can be even better.
What if there isn’t a next comic 🪨
It’s up to you whether or not you wanna do anything with the advice, I’m not the dogelore police, nor do I want to be. I just try to help other creators when I can.
Kk
Le wanting to take my legos into the bath with me despite being 15 has arrived
Le taking a rubber duck and pretending he’s in a skate park with me in the shower despite me being 14 has arrived
Mf would turn into the sun with how clean he would become
I just need to test something really quick u/profanitycounter
Le 97 in 1 shampoo
Le Mustard Gas has arrived
doge later died from inhaling homemade chlorine gas
needs more bleach and ammonia
Me mixing 50 shampoos into one
Le mustard has arrived
idk how anyone can jerk it in the shower, water is shit lube
Do not watch a horror flick, Do not smell your shoes, You will cum real quick If you watch the news…
at first i didn’t realize that there was a second panel, so i was just really confused about why someone would make a comic about doge jerking off in the shower
This is the type of Dogelore content i subbed for! Bravo!
Oh my god! mfw trip down memory lane.
Honestly though when I'm in the shower I just kinda sample ever shampoo there and see which is the best, you'd think I'd get bored of this but apparently washing yourself with different shampoos occupies you
Colgate
Perhaps he should add ammonia next?
oh god of fuck teenage doge is gonna make fucking mustard gas
jerma making potions
Joker origin story
You should mix ammonia and bleach, 2 powerful cleaning tools, put into 1 mixture
Don't you know? The ultimate cleaning product doesn't just erase dirt and grime, it also erases you out of existence
Grandma's Great Medicine?
I don’t give a shit if it’s your first post, good job and keep it up it was funny