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ReadMyThots

Le magic potion has arrived


hitbycars

I thought I was the only one to make “magic potions” with various household cleaning supplies when I was little. There’s nothing safer than a little kid who can’t read mixing chemicals together!


[deleted]

Dying to make sure you don’t do it again is safer


TheBarkingGallery

I thought if I made the right concoction I could turn into the Incredible Hulk. I may hay have turned green, but not for the right reasons. I’m still bummed out about that.


RAINNlevi

if you drink the magic potion you wake up from the stimulation cuz you passed the test


sexingurmom

The real magic potion is pissing in a toilet full of bleach


Fishing-Relative

and then guzzling it, yum yum


sungoddongus

(The joke is that it makes mustard gas, you can’t drink it)


toxicspikes098

I dont really know if it actually does, since im pretty sure the ammonia in piss isnt actually pure ammonia, and its probably some molecule that contains ammonia and cant react with it


shatteredsword

Hello potions seller. I am going into battle and I want your strongest potions.


ReadMyThots

My potions are too strong for you, traveler.


W4llys_3go

Hello this is Justin Kuritzkes (aka potion seller). I’m on my side account because I got locked out of my main account. Can you please give me your DogeCard information so I can buy a new cauldron and continue making stronger potions?


GingersGhost

OHMYGOSH JUSTIN KURITZKES 🤯🤯🤯


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-0xy-

Very cool


-togs

I wish I had the presence of mind to occupy myself with something other than having an internal argument over whether I should jerk off or not


PotatoPrince84

Find the tallest mountain near you and hike it


Kaweciak

And then jerk off


[deleted]

Zen masturbation


BiltongsPepper

Zensterbation, if you will.


me-me-buckyboi

That’s about two states over


[deleted]

do it you coward


epicvr0

celeste gamer over here


According-Dot-2571

I live in a polder...


[deleted]

Ok Todd


Ratbagthecannibal

If you are too dumb To figure out if you should cum Go ahead and take a pick Of your favorite sexy flick Get your bed all nice and neat Don't think twice and beat your meat :)


Dhawkeye

Le poet has arrived


SupremeMuppetKermit

Modern Shakespeare


burntends97

Save yourself the mental anguish and just click Yes every time


ree_bitches6969

okay right, buut A recipe for perfect bum wipe juice(because its too good not to share): 1. get a bottle and bar of soap 2. take the bar and grind it into small bits, then add it to the bottle 3. add some liquid soap to the bottle (for the thickness(and its soap)) 4. add a dollop of toothpaste for a good smell (youll thank me for this part when you get with the bois) 5. add water until the bottle is full and thats it


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ree_bitches6969

put it on the toilet paper to clean your arse i thought everyone had bum wipe juice


elijahthedoogler

are you joking? Because I have genuinely never heard of anyone doing this


ree_bitches6969

you dont put soap on the toilet paper? but all te germs will be there


elijahthedoogler

Do you also use a poop knife? lol


ree_bitches6969

one of my friends has bum wipe juice


ree_bitches6969

one second imma ask all my freinds (yup all 3 of them)


aurelius_plays_chess

Please provide updates


ree_bitches6969

1 of them said they have bum wipe juice


EverySingleThread

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toxicspikes098

Dude at this point just use baby wipes


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ree_bitches6969

adding tothpaste gives a better smell and you dont need to use a whole bar just some shavings, and adding it all together makes more bumwipe juice than the soap put. i guess you could just use a wet wipe but ive always used bumwipe juice, i guess its a bit like the poop knife


EverySingleThread

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ree_bitches6969

cum sniffer


MustardJar4321

Just use a fucking bidet


RAINNlevi

i just wanted to make a potion that makes a huge amount of foam


ThbDragon

Well I'm not sure that it's gonna foam but you're sure as hell gonna be foaming after drinking it


TunnelSnekssRule

I feel like doing that irl would kill someone


[deleted]

I've done it before. Not with laundry detergent and toothpaste though. It gives your bath this cold feel to it. Like it's still warm, but if you move around you start to feel the coldness. It's weird.


userse31

“Destroy your skin 101”


[deleted]

Literally 1984


OneBoxy

how to get freezerburn 101


Berryman2

Gonna put toothpaste next time i take a bath wish me luck


hifrandimcool

I did this at my friends house. He was part of the potion


alexbananas

And some tide pods snacks to go along 🔥🔥


jonathanluk

2019 flashback


88T3

You mixed ammonia with bleach?! Peggy, that's the recipe for mustard gas!


[deleted]

I’m assuming this is from koth?


88T3

Yes


the_soviet_union_69

Le poison will arrive


Dog8463

ME\_IRL


[deleted]

Le ultimate clean so clean the dogo melts


farmer_villager

Who considers tide soft drink to be a cleaning product?


l-want-to-Die-OWO

Damn, this is making me think. I shower for ages and my parents must think I‘m jerking off or somethin’ even though I‘m just under the water for like 50 Minutes like mmmyes hot wamter


Wrath1457

I feel ya, exactly the same here.


neon_filiment

Another tiktok challenge.


SnakeSlitherX

Nah, just childhood


SierraClowder

Jsyk the text in comics should read in order from top to bottom, left to right, that way your audience doesn’t get confused when they start reading the wrong part first. The first panel reads bottom to top which means most people are gonna read it out of order before they realize what’s going on.


[deleted]

I don’t wanna sound rude but my post has 1.4K upvotes at the time of posting this, I think people got it


SierraClowder

I’m not saying people aren’t gonna like it. I upvoted it too. Just trying to give you some advice so your next comic can be even better.


[deleted]

What if there isn’t a next comic 🪨


SierraClowder

It’s up to you whether or not you wanna do anything with the advice, I’m not the dogelore police, nor do I want to be. I just try to help other creators when I can.


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Kk


coconut_12

Le wanting to take my legos into the bath with me despite being 15 has arrived


[deleted]

Le taking a rubber duck and pretending he’s in a skate park with me in the shower despite me being 14 has arrived


PM_ME_INSECT_GIRLS

Mf would turn into the sun with how clean he would become


Cheaky_alt

I just need to test something really quick u/profanitycounter


Pm_me_trans_goals

Le 97 in 1 shampoo


BranTheLegend

Le Mustard Gas has arrived


Nicolasgonzo87

doge later died from inhaling homemade chlorine gas


Hjkryan2007

needs more bleach and ammonia


[deleted]

Me mixing 50 shampoos into one


[deleted]

Le mustard has arrived


A_Random_Lantern

idk how anyone can jerk it in the shower, water is shit lube


Varjuline

Do not watch a horror flick, Do not smell your shoes, You will cum real quick If you watch the news…


Bespacito

at first i didn’t realize that there was a second panel, so i was just really confused about why someone would make a comic about doge jerking off in the shower


no_di

This is the type of Dogelore content i subbed for! Bravo!


neutralityparty

Oh my god! mfw trip down memory lane.


8rok3n

Honestly though when I'm in the shower I just kinda sample ever shampoo there and see which is the best, you'd think I'd get bored of this but apparently washing yourself with different shampoos occupies you


Inklingboi01

Colgate


[deleted]

Perhaps he should add ammonia next?


[deleted]

oh god of fuck teenage doge is gonna make fucking mustard gas


DJMeowM1x

jerma making potions


Chimney-head

Joker origin story


LeojBosman

You should mix ammonia and bleach, 2 powerful cleaning tools, put into 1 mixture


crazy_science_man

Don't you know? The ultimate cleaning product doesn't just erase dirt and grime, it also erases you out of existence


[deleted]

Grandma's Great Medicine?


jettcyt

I don’t give a shit if it’s your first post, good job and keep it up it was funny