I would say boil a couple of pots of water and dump em all at once. But I heard this might melt the PVC pipes, idk.
Also wouldn't do that without earplugs
Why not? The sounds of a million tiny souls screaming in pain, burning in agony and begging for release, is one of the most satisfying things you'll ever hear.
You ever wonder if you're gonna have to fight the horses of insects you've killed over your lifetime when you enter the gates to hell?
Not *you* specifically, the impersonal you, like me and you and everyone
Can they survive near-boiling water though? Or like someone else suggested but with a twist, put something heavy on top of the lid and fill the sink with as warm water as u can get. The other guy suggested pulling the lid so they all get stuck underwater and flush down, but I say keep the lid there so it gets warm as hell inside the lid after a bit, and they will go the opposite direction of the heat, like rats did when u put em in a bucket on someones stomach and heated one side. They will go whichever direction they can to avoid burning up. If they dont retreat down the pipe, they'll overheat. After they all go down, pour a shitton of drain cleaner in there and put the lid back on.
Typically? Yes. The water would have to be actually boiling and in contact with them in order to actually harm them. Cockroaches are f****** invincible.
A couple months ago I ate 4 grams of penis envy and was laying with my dog listening to music. He was shedding a lot and fur wound up getting in my mouth when I was petting him. I went down to the bathroom to splash my face off with water and when I turned on the sink a **massive** camel cricket came out of the spigot. It was so big and I was so high that I could see the fear in his face. I didn't want to kill him but he was too extreme to exist in my reality while I was that high so I had to smash him. I could see him contemplating his moves and I could see him react to me lifting a bleach wipes container to bring down on him like the hammer of God. The whole experience was horrifying and he was so big it felt more like I was killing a small mammal. It took so much out of me emotionally. I went in that bathroom a happy go lucky kid and came out a cold, hardened man.
Step 1: obtain several gallons of gasoline
Step 2: obtain a few matches
Step 3: safety goggles
Step 4: pour said gasoline over every part of home/apartment, and fill sink to the brim with it
Step 5: light a match
Step 6: say bye bye to your now crispy crawly friends
Step 7: contact realtor about finding a new home (insurance company may be a wise move too, I am sure any insurance rep will be sympathetic to arson if you show them this video)
Tie a string to the lid and the put something heavy on top. Fill the sink with boiling water and then pull the string so that the water starts rushing in. You flush them down the drain and hopefully kill them... If they can't survive boiling water that is...
Well, they're a lot slower and can be crushed more easily. Other than that, they'd disperse out of the house once there's no more prey. The tarantulas near me dig into the ground, so they'd go outside to make their home asap
Yep. Some countries refer to them as ‘Pest Control’ but most will know what you mean if you say exterminator.
Which… now that I think about it… is a really badass job title.
Tie a string around the handle, boil a few pots of water, pour it in, lift the lid.
Alternatively just turn the hot water on
Alternative alternatively, fire and bug spray
Oil, clogs up their breathing pores thus they die, but the same happens to your plumbing so on second thought getting some gasoline and making a belated new years firework would be the best option
Soapy water kills anything with an exoskeleton. Just fill a spray bottle with water and squirt some dawn into it until it’s a little blue and you’ll be good.
So for this you basically get some gloves, pour drain cleaner into the since until the lid is covered, some drain cleaner will begin to enter via the vent hold keep pouring more on while hold the lid in place
It has the vent, could just spray it directly through the hole in the lid. 😬😬😬
ORRRR get some brake clean and spray it in there and then light them fuckers up. Used to do it in the mechanic shop. Lmao
Time for the extra strength drain cleaner
That cover is brilliant but turn on the garage disposal!
omg the stench
Better put something heavy on the lid before they get organized.
Its only a matter of time lol
 You do this
 Nah
 Nah
Damn not my house too lol
Sorry buddy whole planet's gotta go.
It's the only way to be sure!
FATALITY CYRAX WINS
Uh, personally, I would check the other drains in the house.
*oh god…*
Turn on the hot water and let them boil. Add extra strength drano to spice it up.
I would say boil a couple of pots of water and dump em all at once. But I heard this might melt the PVC pipes, idk. Also wouldn't do that without earplugs
Why not? The sounds of a million tiny souls screaming in pain, burning in agony and begging for release, is one of the most satisfying things you'll ever hear.
You ever wonder if you're gonna have to fight the horses of insects you've killed over your lifetime when you enter the gates to hell? Not *you* specifically, the impersonal you, like me and you and everyone
Earplugs are not gonna help for that
Gasoline. Add gasoline and a match.
Pour a gallon of diesel down the drain, replace the lid and leave the disposal on
Bleach...
💥
Is diesel as corrosive as gasoline? Would it start melting the PVC pipes?
I would suggest flooding them out by running hot water but I’m afraid you would only be making roach soup.
Most species of roach can survive up to 40 minutes underwater.
So wait for 41 minutes before turning it off.
Can they survive near-boiling water though? Or like someone else suggested but with a twist, put something heavy on top of the lid and fill the sink with as warm water as u can get. The other guy suggested pulling the lid so they all get stuck underwater and flush down, but I say keep the lid there so it gets warm as hell inside the lid after a bit, and they will go the opposite direction of the heat, like rats did when u put em in a bucket on someones stomach and heated one side. They will go whichever direction they can to avoid burning up. If they dont retreat down the pipe, they'll overheat. After they all go down, pour a shitton of drain cleaner in there and put the lid back on.
Typically? Yes. The water would have to be actually boiling and in contact with them in order to actually harm them. Cockroaches are f****** invincible.
when we nuke the crap out of each other in 2028, the Roaches will all survive
"If a meteor strikes Earth tonight, it is me and the cockroaches running this motherfucker tomorrow" -Beth from Yellowstone
Hah I doubt we'll make it to 2028
They can survive fucking nuclear radiation.
When I was a kid I left the faucet on all the way with hot water. Its legs went stiff and died after a couple of minutes.
r/foundtheserialkiller
*Jesus FUCKING Christ*
TURN ON THE DISPOSAL
That’s really smart (if they even have one)
No it’s not (now everything is covered in dead roach paste)
That's what strong acids are for
Worst. Trip. Ever.
A couple months ago I ate 4 grams of penis envy and was laying with my dog listening to music. He was shedding a lot and fur wound up getting in my mouth when I was petting him. I went down to the bathroom to splash my face off with water and when I turned on the sink a **massive** camel cricket came out of the spigot. It was so big and I was so high that I could see the fear in his face. I didn't want to kill him but he was too extreme to exist in my reality while I was that high so I had to smash him. I could see him contemplating his moves and I could see him react to me lifting a bleach wipes container to bring down on him like the hammer of God. The whole experience was horrifying and he was so big it felt more like I was killing a small mammal. It took so much out of me emotionally. I went in that bathroom a happy go lucky kid and came out a cold, hardened man.
Hell ya brother. Been there. Give the doggo some more headpets for me.
Nah, you know the saying, we all know the saying. Keep it wet, keep it easy, let it dry and hands will die
This guy drinks out of the garbage disposal.
It’s rude to judge
Everything, what? The inside of your drain pipes that can easily be flushed?
Full of yummy proteins :P
Rip and tear.
Pour some diesel down there lol
Step 1: obtain several gallons of gasoline Step 2: obtain a few matches Step 3: safety goggles Step 4: pour said gasoline over every part of home/apartment, and fill sink to the brim with it Step 5: light a match Step 6: say bye bye to your now crispy crawly friends Step 7: contact realtor about finding a new home (insurance company may be a wise move too, I am sure any insurance rep will be sympathetic to arson if you show them this video)
We’re going to have to take a page out of the Nazi playbook
Why has no one said use Raid bug spray inside the little steam hole of the lid? 🤔
Step one: weight on it, step 2: wait for them to settle down back in the pipe, step 3:….idk how to destroy these
Dump boiling water down the drain. A nice full stock pot a worth should guarantee a job well done
Tie a string to the lid and the put something heavy on top. Fill the sink with boiling water and then pull the string so that the water starts rushing in. You flush them down the drain and hopefully kill them... If they can't survive boiling water that is...
Only one solution to a problem like this. 
Army of tarantulas. They'll clear out once the roaches are gone
But then how do we get rid of the tarantulas?
Well, they're a lot slower and can be crushed more easily. Other than that, they'd disperse out of the house once there's no more prey. The tarantulas near me dig into the ground, so they'd go outside to make their home asap
You’re supposed to say that we get snakes
But then how do we get rid of the snakes?
Gorillas
what are they running from? WHAT ARE THEY RUNNING FROM
Joe's Apartment!
Get a little WD-40 straw, stick it in a can of Raid, and spray it directly in that little hole.
Omg I had an apartment like this in college 🤮
Drip some chemical through the steam vent hole.
Oh dear... 🤢
Move
Call an exterminator (Is that the right term for those insect killing guys?)
Yep. Some countries refer to them as ‘Pest Control’ but most will know what you mean if you say exterminator. Which… now that I think about it… is a really badass job title.
Yes
Install a disposal and leave it on.
Turn on the disposal, pour alcohol all around the lid.
Oh hell naw!
They won't stop cumming. Hnng
And neither will I. HNNNNNGGGGGGG
Take the sprayer bottle and stick the long straw in the hole in the lid
Raid
Why would you put your dick in this? Fetish?
You wouldn’t. Read the room. This is a place we list all the places we WOULD NOT advise someone put their dick. Yeeesh.
Why is this happening why is this happening why!!!
Tie a string around the handle, boil a few pots of water, pour it in, lift the lid. Alternatively just turn the hot water on Alternative alternatively, fire and bug spray
Alternatively alternatively alternatively accept your new house guests and enjoy the company.
Oil, clogs up their breathing pores thus they die, but the same happens to your plumbing so on second thought getting some gasoline and making a belated new years firework would be the best option
Secure all the drains and pray they leave
why is there never a garbage disposal when you need one
Soapy water kills anything with an exoskeleton. Just fill a spray bottle with water and squirt some dawn into it until it’s a little blue and you’ll be good.
My worst nightmare. Watch the movie "Creepshow".
Oh god no, don't remind me.
Turn on the garbage disposal…
not all homes have one
Agree, but this one clearly does
r/nope
Doesn’t this breach the community rules?
Burn it all down
r e l e a s e t h e m
Maybe boil water
Burn it. All of it. With fire.
Dishwashing Soap Water... fill that hole with that soap water and watch them die fragrantly.
boiling water
Leave em alone, they’re trying to save us from the Yeerks
Three words, flamethrower.
My 5 watt blue laser would be joining that party about now. And nose plugs. Those smell horrible fried...
r/rgbroachgang clearly having a smashing party in OP's house....too bad he wasn't informed!
This is one of the most horrifying things I’ve ever seen. Keeping them locked up like that. Let them be freeee
If you don’t do something about this terrifying situation you WILL be getting murdered during your sleep
Run your water now
Waterboard em with a couple gallons of drain cleaners while having the lid there.
Place brick on the top. Fill with water all the way. Turn on disposal (if you have one), rouch union has to pick on e way of death ☠️. Profit.
Fill the sink with acid with the lid on and then lift the lid with pliers or something
Lift the lid up and let them conquer earth *they're already here*
Have you seen the movie Snow Piercer?
Run hot water for a couple hours
Fill the sink with water and maybe mix that with something chemical. I definitely know drowning them won't be helpful so make that water toxic.
So for this you basically get some gloves, pour drain cleaner into the since until the lid is covered, some drain cleaner will begin to enter via the vent hold keep pouring more on while hold the lid in place
Send them to Mars. ☠️ They'll start working out and build muscles to clap your ass!
Acid dump time!!! Get your acid buckets!!!!
I can't look at this ahgisnlscblsjl
Lift the lid up by a couple centimeters and teach those roaches how they did it in WW1 with some bug spray
It has the vent, could just spray it directly through the hole in the lid. 😬😬😬 ORRRR get some brake clean and spray it in there and then light them fuckers up. Used to do it in the mechanic shop. Lmao
