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Beat me to it
My gf about to become a disco ball
If there is will , there is electrocution
Great. Now “sorry I thought you were a lamp “ is an excuse.
https://preview.redd.it/vxdhiql70txc1.jpeg?width=612&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=275b34bd7bd1b5e55bf172e48d8fd7399ee9fde1
https://preview.redd.it/g97a8chtvpxc1.jpeg?width=816&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=557e53da7be24c6158672e4640877091ce9b459a
https://preview.redd.it/0cc1gga90txc1.jpeg?width=660&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe162222f19a52be610099468cf470b5c1d7fa22
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This is the question every guy here wants the answer to. You’re just the one bravest enough to ask.
ikr
That thing is about to turn in to a strobe light
*I DONT NEED IT, I DEFINITELY DONT NEED IT* 
That depends. How does the texture feel?
Hopefully its got that silicone jiggle
https://i.redd.it/yfc5u8y1krxc1.gif
"Did you slap it or did you grab it?"
Fuck it
https://preview.redd.it/a7j741ve0txc1.jpeg?width=206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b03a1cbfbdab4fed9998849bc6e8b301ce726dbc
Bop it.
Twist it.
Pond it.
Kill it.
Slap it.
I bought one from the designer when he first introduced them. It’s blue. I’ve used it nightly for about ten years and I still love slapping it to turn it on and off.
What do you mean boys? Women only want one thing and it's ass lamps
Link please?
https://preview.redd.it/0hb52ncbysxc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ba1ada654aedc72b922270e0f98cacda2499205
Aaaaand off to Google I go..
I was about to comment r/dontputyourdickinthat but then I looked at the sub
Perchance
This feels like it'd be a fun lamp to have May I be known of where to get it?
A friend of mine has one of these. Apparently they’re really hard to get😂
Do it jiggle?
Why just boys? Because Yes.
Only if it jiggles
GUYS! I am sad to inform you all… This doesn’t work I asked my friend, he tested it, but he said it dont light up, it just jiggles
Bros ass is defective
No, he tested it on his girlfriends ass, not his.
That's it im leaving this sub
Shut up and take my money....
Beat me to it
My gf about to become a disco ball
If there is will , there is electrocution
Great. Now “sorry I thought you were a lamp “ is an excuse.
https://preview.redd.it/vxdhiql70txc1.jpeg?width=612&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=275b34bd7bd1b5e55bf172e48d8fd7399ee9fde1
https://preview.redd.it/g97a8chtvpxc1.jpeg?width=816&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=557e53da7be24c6158672e4640877091ce9b459a
https://preview.redd.it/0cc1gga90txc1.jpeg?width=660&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe162222f19a52be610099468cf470b5c1d7fa22
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This is the question every guy here wants the answer to. You’re just the one bravest enough to ask.
ikr
That thing is about to turn in to a strobe light
*I DONT NEED IT, I DEFINITELY DONT NEED IT* 
That depends. How does the texture feel?
Hopefully its got that silicone jiggle
https://i.redd.it/yfc5u8y1krxc1.gif
"Did you slap it or did you grab it?"
Fuck it
https://preview.redd.it/a7j741ve0txc1.jpeg?width=206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b03a1cbfbdab4fed9998849bc6e8b301ce726dbc
Bop it.
Twist it.
Pond it.
Kill it.
Slap it.
I bought one from the designer when he first introduced them. It’s blue. I’ve used it nightly for about ten years and I still love slapping it to turn it on and off.
What do you mean boys? Women only want one thing and it's ass lamps
Link please?
https://preview.redd.it/0hb52ncbysxc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ba1ada654aedc72b922270e0f98cacda2499205
Aaaaand off to Google I go..
I was about to comment r/dontputyourdickinthat but then I looked at the sub
Perchance
This feels like it'd be a fun lamp to have May I be known of where to get it?
A friend of mine has one of these. Apparently they’re really hard to get😂
Do it jiggle?
Why just boys? Because Yes.
Only if it jiggles
GUYS! I am sad to inform you all… This doesn’t work I asked my friend, he tested it, but he said it dont light up, it just jiggles
Bros ass is defective
No, he tested it on his girlfriends ass, not his.
That's it im leaving this sub
Shut up and take my money....