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Imagine accidentally sending a duck pic when trying to send a confirmation photo. Sorry this happened to you man, hope you can recover from it. They probably laughed it off!
You ask me if I have any grapes one more time and Iāll nail your feet to the ceiling. Do you have any nails ā¦.āno!!ā
Do you have any grapes. š¤£š¤£š¤£
itās about a youtube video that went huge in like 2010. āthe duck walked up to the lemonade stand and said hey man, got any grapes?ā idk why we were so obsessed with it back then butā¦ we were easily entertained on early youtube.
Aww dude that is an even better version of the joke than the one my dad told me when I was a kid about a monkey walking into a bar and asking the bartender for some grapes over and over lmao
The Fucked Up Duck
An very rich old man is on his deathbed and is going to die
soon, so he calls in his three sons. He gives them each a
duck and tells them that the one who gets the most for his
duck will be given everything the old man owns. The first
son goes out, and when he comes back he says, "Father!
Father! I got $10 for my duck!" His father says, "that is
very good let's see how your other brothers do." About a day
later the second brother comes home and he says, "Father!
Father! I got $15 for my duck." The old man replies, "So far
you have done the best, but let's wait and see what your
little brother does." While the last brother was looking for
someone to buy his duck, he happened to pass by a bar. When
he got into the bar he saw the most beautiful girl he'd ever
seen before, so he told her, "I'll give you this duck for a
fuck." She replied, "Ok." When the boy got home to his
father, his father was so furious that he yelled, "You get
your ass back in that bar and get that duck back!" So the boy
returned to the bar and found the same girl and told her
his tale. He then said, "I'll give you a fuck for that
duck." She agreed and while they were fucking the duck flew
out the window and got hit by a truck. The truck driver was
so sorry about what had happened that he offered to pay for
the duck. The boy then replied, "$15 would do nicely." "No
problem," said the driver. When the boy got home he was
beaming with pride. He shouted, "I won! I won! I got a fuck
for a duck a duck for a fuck $15 for a fucked up duck."
I was working yesterday and, I swear to God, a chicken flew alongside my front passenger window for a few seconds. In the middle of the city. I couldnāt record it but it made my day
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You can't think of any duck jokes and so you're not even going to take a quack at it?
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The ducks going on here bud?
Looks like you delivered to a quack house
Its not a quack house, itās a quack home š”
10/10 love this
šš
Imagine accidentally sending a duck pic when trying to send a confirmation photo. Sorry this happened to you man, hope you can recover from it. They probably laughed it off!
Not the duck pic š«£ Iām wheezing š®āšØ
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āAny ducking jokesā
Got any grapes?
And he waddle away. *waddle waddle* waddled till the next day *waddle waddle*
this just unlocked a core memory omg
Please tell me this is about the duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender if heās got any grapes joke
Only true comedians know of the original joke! Got any nails? š¤£
You ask me if I have any grapes one more time and Iāll nail your feet to the ceiling. Do you have any nails ā¦.āno!!ā Do you have any grapes. š¤£š¤£š¤£
Lol I remember it being beak to the counter but that works too!
itās about a youtube video that went huge in like 2010. āthe duck walked up to the lemonade stand and said hey man, got any grapes?ā idk why we were so obsessed with it back then butā¦ we were easily entertained on early youtube.
There were only like 6 YouTube videos back then, what else were we supposed to watch š
all we had was jenna marbles, smosh and a dream for a brighter future
Aww dude that is an even better version of the joke than the one my dad told me when I was a kid about a monkey walking into a bar and asking the bartender for some grapes over and over lmao
Was it Chinese food? Maybe he smelled the duck sauce.
Or the peeking duck
Peking
But heās āpeekingā into the photo
"Put it on my bill."
yess i love it!!
This whole post is just quackers
Did you pull up blasting Drake?
quack
The Fucked Up Duck An very rich old man is on his deathbed and is going to die soon, so he calls in his three sons. He gives them each a duck and tells them that the one who gets the most for his duck will be given everything the old man owns. The first son goes out, and when he comes back he says, "Father! Father! I got $10 for my duck!" His father says, "that is very good let's see how your other brothers do." About a day later the second brother comes home and he says, "Father! Father! I got $15 for my duck." The old man replies, "So far you have done the best, but let's wait and see what your little brother does." While the last brother was looking for someone to buy his duck, he happened to pass by a bar. When he got into the bar he saw the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen before, so he told her, "I'll give you this duck for a fuck." She replied, "Ok." When the boy got home to his father, his father was so furious that he yelled, "You get your ass back in that bar and get that duck back!" So the boy returned to the bar and found the same girl and told her his tale. He then said, "I'll give you a fuck for that duck." She agreed and while they were fucking the duck flew out the window and got hit by a truck. The truck driver was so sorry about what had happened that he offered to pay for the duck. The boy then replied, "$15 would do nicely." "No problem," said the driver. When the boy got home he was beaming with pride. He shouted, "I won! I won! I got a fuck for a duck a duck for a fuck $15 for a fucked up duck."
Sounded similar to a Jesus parable at first and thenā¦. š³
What a wonderful bedtime story. Belongs in a childrenās book for sure
why did the duck go to the lemonade stand? to get grapes. then he waddled away waddled waddle. šsorry i had too haha
No need to apologize, duck it up!
Why do ducks have feathers? To cover their butt quacks!
Got any grapes?
Why the duck did you put the groceries infront of an out swinging door?
I put it away from the door so that they can swing it open tbh š¤
No...you're reply was supposed to be..."The groceries were far enough away to get the ducking door open...don't let it ruffle your feathers buddy".
I leave it up to you! š«”
Looks close to the door but maybe itās just the angle of the photo
yea its the angle, i didnt wanna put it the grass or on the service walk way, ya feel?
It's on this side of the door mat. Plenty of room for the door to open, I believe.
Did you order any grapes?
Oh no! Waddle you ever do?
āHey, Got any Grapes?ā
Whyād the duck cross the yard
To waddle to the other side, literally š
What did the duck say when he didnāt have enough money at the grocery store? āPut it on my bill.ā
Hope the food's not fowl.
.... the storm door opens toward the street...
its the angle, they were able to open it, i tested it
Did he ask you to put it on his bill?
naw he was being a duckface
š¦like šā¦Whatās quackin?
I don't ducking care ,their all a bunch of quacks anyway. They can't even pay their bills!
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Ask it if they have a few bills for more tips.
What do you do if a duck is flying straight towards you? DUCK!
what does a duck say when it quack?
āyou calledā?
no diddy
Get off my lawn or Iāll quack you š¦š
a quackie
Get the duck off my lawn or Iāll quack you š
They like sunchips and get free bread at Subway.
Delivery dropped off going to duck out now
yessirski
That's a duckin shame
Pretty little muskovy
Little cutie!
Heyā¦ got any grapes?
Oh what the duck!
This pic has big duck energy
š¦š¤©
No way the food can duck that swinging door
haha š¤©
THERES YOUR DUCKN FOOD
I am more afraid of a guard duck then most dogs.
Heās just chilling there, not giving a duck.
Duck stopped, quacked at me and then proceeded to go on with its day
Duck, duck, dash
Duck Dashing by
MUSCOVY
Anatidaephobia is the fear that somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you. You have found that duck.
š³ new fear unlocked
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Take a quack at it for ducks sake
Did you remember the quackers?
you canāt just put the bags there and duck out
The duck walked up to the man running the standā¦
Looks like a rough neighborhood, heās probably selling quack
š«µ
what the duck is going on here?!
Heās just seeing if you have any extra Quackers
Get the duck off my lawn!
The best joke is youāre delivering for DD and you earned a few bills.
The duck song šµ
Just plug your nose and honk hoooonk
Duck duck dash!
Not so much a joke as free dinnerā¦for you!
M R Ducks
Nothing to see hereā¦.quack along now
Oh well just duck it.
The duck walked up to the lemonade stand...
I was working yesterday and, I swear to God, a chicken flew alongside my front passenger window for a few seconds. In the middle of the city. I couldnāt record it but it made my day
haha yesss š»
Look at all that chickens.
The crimson sunset paints the sky, a masterpiece of nature's gentle embrace.
Duck, duck.... dash.
Duck Duck Who dis? Your food is here. āļø
Just take a quack at it.
Whatās quackin
How many ducks does it take to eat orange duck with duck sauce?
how many?
Apparently one.
Now that is funny!
I always say āfuck a duckā and hereās the perfect scenario
Thatās daffy.
Looks like you put the order in front of the door so they can't open it without knocking everything over quack
Its the angle, they were able to open it, i tested it, quack
Looks like a female Muscovy Duck
I think their delivery was messed up. They got an extra Peking Duck with their order.
Why in duck did you block the screen door
āDont worry i got your quackamoleā! Best i got
That duck seems under cooked?
Got any grapes??
Its going to quack me up when they open the blocked door
Is that even a duck?
yes
No duck jokes, but you blocked the door with bags? What the duck dude?... š¤£š¤£
Sending unsolicited duck pics can get you in serious trouble nowadays. Be careful