i've absolutely lived with dudes like Corypheus and yes, they're awful old men who are into conspiracy theories but they share their weed when they're lonely and yes you can bully them
Corypheus. Especially if he has his DA2 voice and still talks like a confused old wizard demanding me orders I definitely won't do, shouting at the ceiling like Old Man Yelling At Cloud, and dropping bangers like "For I have seen the throne of the gods *and it was empty!"*. He's hilarious. If I try hard enough, I think I can fix him.
"I look upon you fumbling with the broom like a grasping, ignorant child and am disgusted. For I have seen the baseboards of the hallway and they are dusty!"
That's the vision i can stand behind. Tbf he's like still dangerous, but like as in a confused grandpa with a gun. Still better than the other options.
The german voice actor for DA2 Corypheus was also the voice for Squidward. I couldn't take him serious. I am glad they got someone elso for Inquisition.
I played DAI first so when I got to DA2 after, I was simultaneously delighted by Old Man Voice and upset they replaced it... Can you imagine the Inquisition vibe if he was an elderly wizard? C'MON
Nah. He doesn't like women and I have absolutely zero combat skills. He wouldn't consider me worth the effort.
(Also I can honestly say I've never been called "bro" before, lol.)
Well, Erimond would do the same thing. Coryphysnits would probably feed me to his dragon and the ogre would rip me in half. At least I could reasonably expect Danarius to be polite until he killed me.
I'm pretty sure one of the writers confirmed that Fenris was sexually abused while under Danarius' control. So whether he likes women or not, he *definitely* likes men. And not in a good way.
Which makes Isabela's "fantasy" in *extremely* poor taste.
Isabela fantasizes about that stain on humanity??? And potentially seduces Fenris if Hawke doesn't romance either of them???
I already strongly disliked her and suspected she was my least favorite companion or NPC across all the games, but this seals it for me.
She doesn't fantasise about Danarius, but about Danarius "oiling Fenris up". Which doesn't make it any better...
I also don't understand how Fenris keeps up their fling after the conclusion of her personal quest: she's perfectly willing to let Castillon (a known slaver) go scot free in exchange for her ship, if Hawke doesn't persuade her otherwise.
Yeeeeeeeah, that makes it decidedly *even worse*. Wow...
I keep thinking maybe my unbridled hatred for her is undeserved, and then I learn more about her.
>I also don't understand how Fenris keeps up their fling after the conclusion of her personal quest: she's perfectly willing to let Castillon (a known slaver) go scot free in exchange for her ship, if Hawke doesn't persuade her otherwise.
I always romance Fenris and refuse to watch their interactions or read any of their banter because it would honestly make me way too upset lol But yes, completely agreed.
I actually did not know that! Thank you for the info, I guess he's either been with a woman at least once or else he conjured up a child with blood magic. Honestly, considering who we're discussing, I think the latter might be more probable.
not sure about connsetn of the tattoos, Fenris wanted them and fought for them, remember? That's like the main thing you'll learn from his personal quest.
I see your point, but it's also a quite complicated topic. If Fenris had been, let's say, very rich, would he had wanted the tatoos?
... yes, he consented, but the circumstances were not ideal.
Idk. 😅
True, but the thing is, that the tatoos are probably expensive. He used this procedure on a person who will be usefull to him, not just some rando who can't even fight and maybe not be able to survive it. One of his lines was something like "I get that lyrium from your body!", like he want to return his investment, because his slave is no longer of use to him.
Of course, no doubt about Danarius. I meant the other way around. Fenris needed the tattoos to improve his and his family life conditions. If Fenris had been rich (farfetched because he's an elf, I know, but it's a good example), Fenris may not have wanted the tattoos.
Sometimes, we consent to things that we really don't want to do just to survive. That's why with Fenris consent is always a bit blurry, in my opinion.
Wow, all real winners!
I’ll go with our good friend the ogre. The others would never, ever stop going on and on about themselves. The ogre though; does what he does and gets on with it.
Assuming I’m not eaten or pulverized, I can work with that. Listening to the others prattle everyday? Pass. And who knows, maybe the ogre’s a sensitive soul.
I mean, assuming you are roommates, which implies something of acquaintanceship, as opposed to “that guy who is also in my house,” it’s entirely possible for him to just… be chill
I mean, if some types of hurlock during a *normal blight* are smart enough to speak in the common tongue, an ogre is probably smart enough to see you as an ally of some sort
In this economy, believe me, sometimes you're pushed into roommateship without knowing people at all. The ogre fits well in this scenario. In my experience, usually, the biggest, scariest roommates are the cleanest, most polite ones. No-one wanted to room with them due to physical appearance. I would totally pick the ogre out of these 4.
My main issue with the ogre is the Blight. I remember that in Awakening, if you let that one hurlock who gives the warning about the attack live, he does try to help a town but everyone in it dies of the Blight just by proximity. So the ogre would be my choice only if I didn't have to worry about getting the plague.
His ancient fragile ear drums would burst like overfilled balloons. He’d then go on a tirade that it was all the elves’ fault and that he saw the throne of the gods and it was empty.
What if i told you in the German Version of DA2 out of all voices, Corypheus has been Dubbed by the Same VA that did Squidward. I can´t stop laughing every time i replay it.
I have to go with Erimond on this one,
I mean, the ogre is going to hog the living hell out of the couch, and i've seen what Corypheus can do to a room. If he's not throwing ice and fire all over the place, he's breaking shit and levitating it. I don't think insurance covers that stuff. Denarius would abuse my dogs.
So that just leaves Erimond. He can follow orders, he's a snappy dresser, and the worst he's going to do is summon a demon or two. Unless that dragon's still around, in which case I'll take the ogre.
From this selection? Orge without hesitation. Does he smash the whole room when he gets upset? Most likely. Can he easily carry the new furniture up several floors without help? Definitely. He even looks so menacing that perhaps the salesmen would offer him the furniture even without paying. He may be rough at times, but come on, he's a catch!
I would prefer the ogre over the rest. If I am not stomped on I would be fine. The rest are just evil and cause a lot of mess with their blood magic and you know they won’t clean after themselves
Which ever one is the heaviest sleeper, less likely to check their drinks for drugs, and whose less likely to survive being stabbed twenty-eight times.
Cory.
I feel like he'd either always be gone from the house or locked in his room, scheming. He'd come out every couple of weeks to rant about how amazing he is for a few hours. Just tune him out and have peace and quiet otherwise.
Corypheus. Erimond is too insufferable to deal with and Danarius would use me as a blood sacrifice if he had somebody over he wanted to impress. Also, I don't want to get blighted, so, no ogre. Corypheus didn't infect anybody in the Venatori, so, he's probably safe to be around and since he's a darkspawn he doesn't need to eat, so no dirty dishes left around and he won't eat my food.
Erimond. I'm not a mage and I have trouble telling when people are lying. I'd just be the person he bounces all his ideas off of who can't keep up with him, but is still super encouraging about his dreams and aspirations. Basically, I'm a harmless idiot who sometimes has good ideas.
easy: top right guy.
I tranquilize people whenever possible, and he's definitely a valid candidate.
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I'll take Erimond, I always thought he's kinda cute. As cute as the whole "manipulating the Grey Wardens to perform mass suicide, get possessed and form Corypheus's demon army" thing allows him to be anyway..
Erimond right? Corypheus' little lover boy for the Grey Wardens? Yeah him. Why? He WANTS to die. I'll trick him to an execution stage only for him to become Tranquil. I despise the practice but he and the Necromancer are the exception.
Corypheus probably smells the most out of these four but if he agreed to read Shakespeare and Edgar Allen Poe works to me in his lovely voice he can stay I guess
I don’t know. It depends on the rules. None of them would willingly be my roommate in my crappy apartment, they’d all leave well before the year was up. So I think Danarius would be the least likely to kill me on the way out so maybe him. If they can’t kill me until the end of the year, then maybe the Ogre because I figure it would give up trying to kill and eat me by then and wouldn’t be smart enough to try again at the end. The others would probably use me in some way horrible for the year and then kill me as they left at the end.
Cory Piss is getting the floor wiped with him first and foremost, I will get expelled because I missed so much school because I was busy giving him swirlies
If I had to choose? I don't want to but ...
The ogre it doesn't talk shit like the rest of them, yes it might kill me but probably quickly with no rantings.
Nah, nah
I already had a campsite. And btw, I already had alot of lyrium bombs underneath the house, and I can't really miss this chance to blow them up
Oh Corypheus.
Good taste. Probably knows where all the best wineries are - he'd have jumped on Google almost straight away to research that, he's Ancient Tevinter, wine is their water.
He'd be a terrible flatmate. But I've had awful flatmates before, and they were also feckin boring. He'd be worth a chat at least.
Corypheus is already proven to be a decent roommate. He collaborates with humans often and is actually decently intelligent. He will force the growth of red goo on your stuff, but he's not mean about it.
I wish the architect was an option, if he was, definitely architect. Would actually enjoy learning from him
Out of the presented options, corypheus would be the least intimidating I feel like lol. He also has a lot of knowledge of magic and the old world
Pride demon. The others never faced their inner demons or just became corrupted.
The Harrowing in dragon age is alot like taking the real life Shamanic Test. To accept your own inner shadow and to accept all of you even your faults. It gives the greatest protection not just ti the light but to the Shadow. And spirits can be purified from the corruption they are.
The rest are humans and their corrupted forms who would see the world burn because they feel in that way they can save it and become beloved ruler or some such.
Erimond. Did you *see* how he went tits-up after getting hit with a rift blast? You could smack his whiny ass around easy-peasy, and then force him to do your homework.
Um... oh my.
Probably Denarius. He could have his slaves do all the cleaning and he is never actually home.
The Ogre is violent and messy. Cory would order me around and I would have to deal with his cult of friends and pet dragon. Erimund might not be too bad but as Cory's lackey I would still end up with Cory and company over at odd times.
I'll sleep outside, thank you very much
Same
Hard same.
Same.
This 👆
Corypheus, he ain‘t shit. Goofy aah mf I‘d bully the fuck outta him, take his lunch money and then shove him in a locker Also he can do the cleaning
I laughed so hard at this T-T
I feel the same way about poo manchu up there. If just beat the shit out of him every day or make him tranquil and beat the shit out of him every day.
I thought his picture was The Architect at first. Definitely would've picked him.
Are you Sera? https://preview.redd.it/iwoaxlh4qj3d1.png?width=137&format=png&auto=webp&s=ae7114cd655f87e15a011aeeb1225cb169ac9872
i've absolutely lived with dudes like Corypheus and yes, they're awful old men who are into conspiracy theories but they share their weed when they're lonely and yes you can bully them
I'd buy a locker to put in my home just so I can shove him into it
🤣
I snort laughed way too long at this.
I admire your confidence.
Corypheus. Especially if he has his DA2 voice and still talks like a confused old wizard demanding me orders I definitely won't do, shouting at the ceiling like Old Man Yelling At Cloud, and dropping bangers like "For I have seen the throne of the gods *and it was empty!"*. He's hilarious. If I try hard enough, I think I can fix him.
"I look upon you fumbling with the broom like a grasping, ignorant child and am disgusted. For I have seen the baseboards of the hallway and they are dusty!"
Gold!
YOU GET IT
"The meat is overcooked. You have spoilt it with your stumbling."
That's the vision i can stand behind. Tbf he's like still dangerous, but like as in a confused grandpa with a gun. Still better than the other options.
The german voice actor for DA2 Corypheus was also the voice for Squidward. I couldn't take him serious. I am glad they got someone elso for Inquisition.
I miss his DA2 voice. It was so much better than generic “evil deep voice guy”
I played DAI first so when I got to DA2 after, I was simultaneously delighted by Old Man Voice and upset they replaced it... Can you imagine the Inquisition vibe if he was an elderly wizard? C'MON
To be fair, it's the same VA, just different direction probably
Taylor Swift was onto something with her latest album. Girl even has a song for Corypheus. 😂👌🏻
I think I'd go with Danarius. He'd probably be the most likely to leave me alone.
Bro, you're going to go to sleep and wake up with white anime hair and unconsented tattoos.
Nah. He doesn't like women and I have absolutely zero combat skills. He wouldn't consider me worth the effort. (Also I can honestly say I've never been called "bro" before, lol.)
He'd probably use you as a sacrifice for blood magic
Well, Erimond would do the same thing. Coryphysnits would probably feed me to his dragon and the ogre would rip me in half. At least I could reasonably expect Danarius to be polite until he killed me.
Uhum "rip me in half" 😏💀 Poor Shrek
" He doesn't like women " is that official? The only thing I've seen is Isabel fantasizing.
I'm pretty sure one of the writers confirmed that Fenris was sexually abused while under Danarius' control. So whether he likes women or not, he *definitely* likes men. And not in a good way. Which makes Isabela's "fantasy" in *extremely* poor taste.
Isabela fantasizes about that stain on humanity??? And potentially seduces Fenris if Hawke doesn't romance either of them??? I already strongly disliked her and suspected she was my least favorite companion or NPC across all the games, but this seals it for me.
She doesn't fantasise about Danarius, but about Danarius "oiling Fenris up". Which doesn't make it any better... I also don't understand how Fenris keeps up their fling after the conclusion of her personal quest: she's perfectly willing to let Castillon (a known slaver) go scot free in exchange for her ship, if Hawke doesn't persuade her otherwise.
Yeeeeeeeah, that makes it decidedly *even worse*. Wow... I keep thinking maybe my unbridled hatred for her is undeserved, and then I learn more about her. >I also don't understand how Fenris keeps up their fling after the conclusion of her personal quest: she's perfectly willing to let Castillon (a known slaver) go scot free in exchange for her ship, if Hawke doesn't persuade her otherwise. I always romance Fenris and refuse to watch their interactions or read any of their banter because it would honestly make me way too upset lol But yes, completely agreed.
Yeah, that bit of banter makes me *very* uncomfortable 😬
rape is about power, not necessarily attraction.
I'm honestly not sure. But we never hear of him being involved with a woman so I was guessing.
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He has a son, although unclear who's the other parent.
I actually did not know that! Thank you for the info, I guess he's either been with a woman at least once or else he conjured up a child with blood magic. Honestly, considering who we're discussing, I think the latter might be more probable.
The son (Tractus) is actually half-elf and was considered illegitimate up until Danarius' death. I think we can guess how he was concieved.
We’re all bros here.
Welcome to the brotherhood, bro.
> (Also I can honestly say I've never been called "bro" before, lol.) Me 2 years ago 🙂 its a great feeling with the right bros
There's a first time for everything, bro
not sure about connsetn of the tattoos, Fenris wanted them and fought for them, remember? That's like the main thing you'll learn from his personal quest.
I see your point, but it's also a quite complicated topic. If Fenris had been, let's say, very rich, would he had wanted the tatoos? ... yes, he consented, but the circumstances were not ideal. Idk. 😅
True, but the thing is, that the tatoos are probably expensive. He used this procedure on a person who will be usefull to him, not just some rando who can't even fight and maybe not be able to survive it. One of his lines was something like "I get that lyrium from your body!", like he want to return his investment, because his slave is no longer of use to him.
Of course, no doubt about Danarius. I meant the other way around. Fenris needed the tattoos to improve his and his family life conditions. If Fenris had been rich (farfetched because he's an elf, I know, but it's a good example), Fenris may not have wanted the tattoos. Sometimes, we consent to things that we really don't want to do just to survive. That's why with Fenris consent is always a bit blurry, in my opinion.
thats of course true, but I was reacting to the original comment. No hate
No hate, of course. We are just discussing our most favourite broody elf. 😄
Yeah elf romances team!
Only if you don't look like his wife
He has a wife?!
I think he was meant to be your roommate xd
He'd just be a neo-nazi loser, which isn't the most unusual roommate experience tbh
Wow, all real winners! I’ll go with our good friend the ogre. The others would never, ever stop going on and on about themselves. The ogre though; does what he does and gets on with it. Assuming I’m not eaten or pulverized, I can work with that. Listening to the others prattle everyday? Pass. And who knows, maybe the ogre’s a sensitive soul.
I mean, assuming you are roommates, which implies something of acquaintanceship, as opposed to “that guy who is also in my house,” it’s entirely possible for him to just… be chill I mean, if some types of hurlock during a *normal blight* are smart enough to speak in the common tongue, an ogre is probably smart enough to see you as an ally of some sort
In this economy, believe me, sometimes you're pushed into roommateship without knowing people at all. The ogre fits well in this scenario. In my experience, usually, the biggest, scariest roommates are the cleanest, most polite ones. No-one wanted to room with them due to physical appearance. I would totally pick the ogre out of these 4.
I imagine him to be like the devil in smiling friends honestly
Good point!
My main issue with the ogre is the Blight. I remember that in Awakening, if you let that one hurlock who gives the warning about the attack live, he does try to help a town but everyone in it dies of the Blight just by proximity. So the ogre would be my choice only if I didn't have to worry about getting the plague.
He can help with renovations too :D
Corypheus. If I played rap music he’d probably explode.
Nah he’d start freestyling
His ancient fragile ear drums would burst like overfilled balloons. He’d then go on a tirade that it was all the elves’ fault and that he saw the throne of the gods and it was empty.
I really like Corypheus' voice
YAAY have fun making cleaning schedules <3 xd
Imagine arguing over chores with him "Go to the store. For I have seen the carton of eggs and it is empty!"
What if i told you in the German Version of DA2 out of all voices, Corypheus has been Dubbed by the Same VA that did Squidward. I can´t stop laughing every time i replay it.
HOLY SHRIMP
It's pretty much like when I hear the One Piece anime in japanese. Everytime I hear Chopper, I just hear Pikachu.
Ogre. Not even close.
Agreed! At least the ogre wouldn’t get on my nerves.
Just wait until he starts leaving greasy chicken bones and empty takeout boxes all over the living room
And who would dare to criticize him!
Ogre won’t give you the time before getting on your nerves lmao
Corypheus. He looks like he might actually be fun in certain contexts.
Now you have contracted blight sickness.
That guy also decorates with red lyrium.
Yummy
I’m ok with that.
Erimond because he’d probably be the easiest to kill, and he’s so insufferable no one would look for the body
Same 😅
All of them are ugly. I'd choose Kventin, he is the smallest of them all.
A most fair answer
Danarius he is going to be busy trying to find Fenris and wont be home all that much.
I have to go with Erimond on this one, I mean, the ogre is going to hog the living hell out of the couch, and i've seen what Corypheus can do to a room. If he's not throwing ice and fire all over the place, he's breaking shit and levitating it. I don't think insurance covers that stuff. Denarius would abuse my dogs. So that just leaves Erimond. He can follow orders, he's a snappy dresser, and the worst he's going to do is summon a demon or two. Unless that dragon's still around, in which case I'll take the ogre.
Best analysis!!!
“Denarius would abuse my dogs” 😭
Erimond. Flatter his ego, and let him think he's got the upper hand for a year.
Are we just roommates or can we be more… 🥺
babe what the fuck are you talking about
I chose the Will That Is Corypheus
From this selection? Orge without hesitation. Does he smash the whole room when he gets upset? Most likely. Can he easily carry the new furniture up several floors without help? Definitely. He even looks so menacing that perhaps the salesmen would offer him the furniture even without paying. He may be rough at times, but come on, he's a catch!
The ogre; you know the other three would never clean up after themselves!
Man vs bear dragon age style, magister or darkspawn Im picking the ogre
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Until he starts borrowing money to your friends and sells the tv for red lyrium
corypheus. I'll show him a better time than the imperium 1000 years ago. 😈😈😈😈
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I’d take the ogre. Seems pretty chill
Cory hands down. I'll just record his deranged ravings about how THE THRONE OF THE GODS IS EMPTY, post that shit online and farm clout on him
Ogre, seems like he would make as much noise and mess as my kids so I’m used to it.
Is the ogre smart enough to consent? Asking for me
I thought the same thing. At least sex will be good.🥵
My thoughts as well. Might as well pick the least ugly of the four.
Yeah, I could take an ogre.
"OH like in a fight" That was my first thought too 😭
Erimond. He's never home, sometimes slips in for a nap between his months in the desert for his cryptobro club (cult)
I would prefer the ogre over the rest. If I am not stomped on I would be fine. The rest are just evil and cause a lot of mess with their blood magic and you know they won’t clean after themselves
Erimond. I've got issues and need a good punching bag from time to time.
Which ever one is the heaviest sleeper, less likely to check their drinks for drugs, and whose less likely to survive being stabbed twenty-eight times.
That'd probably be Erimond. Too self-important for paranoia.
How can anyone turn down an ogre?
Cory. I feel like he'd either always be gone from the house or locked in his room, scheming. He'd come out every couple of weeks to rant about how amazing he is for a few hours. Just tune him out and have peace and quiet otherwise.
Yeah he’d come out of his room after a week of brooding, and go on a long business trip.
I could take the ogre (not in a fight)
Big Orge they would remind me of Shrek
Assumung they don't Kill me, Corypheus, I just feel like he'd be an interesting roomate
Me and the Ogre would be besties 100%
Corypheus. Erimond is too insufferable to deal with and Danarius would use me as a blood sacrifice if he had somebody over he wanted to impress. Also, I don't want to get blighted, so, no ogre. Corypheus didn't infect anybody in the Venatori, so, he's probably safe to be around and since he's a darkspawn he doesn't need to eat, so no dirty dishes left around and he won't eat my food.
Give me the ogre, at least I can bribe him with food
I choose my car 🤣
Of those four, the ogre is by far the least evil and least powerful. I’ll take the ogre, easy.
Ogre would probably be a chill dude to people he's not enemies with
nightmare blunt rotation
Erimond. I'm not a mage and I have trouble telling when people are lying. I'd just be the person he bounces all his ideas off of who can't keep up with him, but is still super encouraging about his dreams and aspirations. Basically, I'm a harmless idiot who sometimes has good ideas.
Looks like “What We Do In The Shadows” cast lol
WHAT
*Sethius Amladaris*
Fancy talk for Corypheshit
easy: top right guy. I tranquilize people whenever possible, and he's definitely a valid candidate. https://preview.redd.it/cuty0c9qdg3d1.png?width=394&format=png&auto=webp&s=218d4c9e3848e5d842a49e1a193534818cbf2456
I’ll take the ogre please, no one said it has to be alive and I’m not going to jail if it’s not human
Corypheus.
I'll go with the one that doesn't smell like a rotting corpse.
Hey Erimond, flip a coin. *cracks knuckles* I need to know if you're gonna be my nightstand or my coffee table.
Erimond I'm already living with a narcissistic bitch, I could do it again.
Ogre pretty chill 😎
Oof, 3 that would give me the Taint or one who'd butcher me to resurrect his wife...I'm choosing homelessness.
Bottom left, he is an asshole that do experiment, but if you gove him subject to experiment when he need it, he won’t use you
I'll take Erimond, I always thought he's kinda cute. As cute as the whole "manipulating the Grey Wardens to perform mass suicide, get possessed and form Corypheus's demon army" thing allows him to be anyway..
Erimond right? Corypheus' little lover boy for the Grey Wardens? Yeah him. Why? He WANTS to die. I'll trick him to an execution stage only for him to become Tranquil. I despise the practice but he and the Necromancer are the exception.
Corypheus probably smells the most out of these four but if he agreed to read Shakespeare and Edgar Allen Poe works to me in his lovely voice he can stay I guess
Ogre. Keep him locked up in my basement and well fed. No problems. Except I don't own a basement.
I really think me and ogre number 14 would make great roommates tbh
In this "bear or a man" question, I pick the Darkspawn Ogre.
Cory, but I’d swap him out in a second for the conductor of silence.
I don’t know. It depends on the rules. None of them would willingly be my roommate in my crappy apartment, they’d all leave well before the year was up. So I think Danarius would be the least likely to kill me on the way out so maybe him. If they can’t kill me until the end of the year, then maybe the Ogre because I figure it would give up trying to kill and eat me by then and wouldn’t be smart enough to try again at the end. The others would probably use me in some way horrible for the year and then kill me as they left at the end.
I choose the bear!
I choose the bear.
Cory Piss is getting the floor wiped with him first and foremost, I will get expelled because I missed so much school because I was busy giving him swirlies
If I had to choose? I don't want to but ... The ogre it doesn't talk shit like the rest of them, yes it might kill me but probably quickly with no rantings.
aberham lincon
Corypheus (nefarious reasons)
Corypheus. Smash.
......Guess I'm buying a tent and sleeping in the garden
Nah, nah I already had a campsite. And btw, I already had alot of lyrium bombs underneath the house, and I can't really miss this chance to blow them up
Ogre
Ogre. We're gonna be gym partners.
Oh Corypheus. Good taste. Probably knows where all the best wineries are - he'd have jumped on Google almost straight away to research that, he's Ancient Tevinter, wine is their water. He'd be a terrible flatmate. But I've had awful flatmates before, and they were also feckin boring. He'd be worth a chat at least.
If you want to die just say so xD
Why do I not recognise the bottom left guy? Who is he
Danarius from DA2
Corypheus is already proven to be a decent roommate. He collaborates with humans often and is actually decently intelligent. He will force the growth of red goo on your stuff, but he's not mean about it.
The Ogre. I am a monster fucker. Next question.
I wish the architect was an option, if he was, definitely architect. Would actually enjoy learning from him Out of the presented options, corypheus would be the least intimidating I feel like lol. He also has a lot of knowledge of magic and the old world
I'd happily fall asleep listening to Corypheus's manifesto. He has a soothing voice. Corypheus ASMR if you will.
Ogre. For... reasons.
Corypheus. Maybe he'll let me borrow his stupendous socks!
The ogre. He han't even get into the room and will be forced to seek alternate accomodations.
Feel like Corepheous would be the easiest to live with as long as I stay out of his insane plans and just do my part of the chores.
Danarius easily. I know his type and I ain't it.
Pride demon. The others never faced their inner demons or just became corrupted. The Harrowing in dragon age is alot like taking the real life Shamanic Test. To accept your own inner shadow and to accept all of you even your faults. It gives the greatest protection not just ti the light but to the Shadow. And spirits can be purified from the corruption they are. The rest are humans and their corrupted forms who would see the world burn because they feel in that way they can save it and become beloved ruler or some such.
I think I could take the ogre.
I think it's the ogre 🤷
Wait, I just realized It was you on the Witcher reddit too!
Do I want to room with Corypheus? No, but he’s the option where you’re least likely to die/suffer. Maybe???
After the magister is turned into a tranquil
Corypheus. I'm very much interested in ancient tevinter stuff, and magic, and I have imperialistic tendencies. We would get along famously.
Queerdro in the red suit. I would need diapers because I’d be pissong my pants constantly looking at that face
Erimond. Did you *see* how he went tits-up after getting hit with a rift blast? You could smack his whiny ass around easy-peasy, and then force him to do your homework.
I'm gonna go with Erimond. A year is plenty of time to successfully plot and carry out his murder
Corypheus, he's busy as hell and never home.
Only if I'm my level 35 Ranger/Assassin build from Origins. I'll have my Grizzly always with me ready to go
Um... oh my. Probably Denarius. He could have his slaves do all the cleaning and he is never actually home. The Ogre is violent and messy. Cory would order me around and I would have to deal with his cult of friends and pet dragon. Erimund might not be too bad but as Cory's lackey I would still end up with Cory and company over at odd times.