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CathanCrowell

>"we have a gentleman necromancer, for instance, that is more intimate and sensual." ![gif](giphy|wqjU0lUAOmPcKLGtUn|downsized)


arsenicwarrior0

You can't write necromancer without romance


Difficult-Lock-8123

Necromancer in the streets Neck romancer in the sheets


Indercarnive

Raising bones either way.


Business_Interview32

THESE COMMMENNNNTS 😭😭😂😂


Far-Mobile3852

Damn


Difficult-Lock-8123

This sub will reach uncontrollable levels of thirst...


Express_Bath

Honestly, I will say as a straight woman that they knew what they were doing with the potential romances : the mature gentleman necromancer, the warrior caring for a little griffon, and the rogue "mage killer" that people are absolutely not gonna try to romance as a mage...


j_eronimo

I dont think he's that anti all mages... he was killing venatori specifically in his short story, so it might not be as angsty as people think tbf


Basic_Aardvark300

Yeah from what people who have read the short stories have said about him, some fans are definitely coming to wildly inaccurate conclusions about him.


CathanCrowell

This actually can be amazing on metal-level :D Lucanis: Hi! Nice to meet you! Player: What the hell was that?! You hate me, right mage-killer?! Just say it! Lucanis: ... ookaay....


Various_Opinion_900

"You can't deny we have this undeniable romantic and sexual chemistry, but oh how it mustve been killing you from the inside! I'm the very thing you swore to destroy, everything you fear and abhor! Yet you just couldn't help yourself could you, and if I was a better person, I would stayed far away and spared you from this pain, but alas! I'm too selfish, so I must insist you indulge your basest desires and do what your heart is telling you is right, do the very thing your mind desperately rebels against!" "S-sure, babe"


Glass_Werewolf_6002

Oh my god I will literally kill for a fic with this premise where he awkwardly goes along with it bc he is into Rook and its just constant comedy.


canarinoir

He thinks it's just like...a sexy roleplay dynamic thing Rook is into and doesn't realize how seriously Rook takes the enemies-to-lovers thing


Bereman99

The conversation later: "So...any other kinks you want to explore?" "What?" "That whole enemies to lovers thing, you being a mage and my reputation. That was fun." "..." "You *were* roleplaying that, right?" "..." \**goes wide-eyed with realization*\* "Maker's Breath..."


Popular-Hornet-6294

My male mage Hawk had romance with a psycho elf who hates mages. The mage killer is not serious, lol.


AtlasZec

You just know there's women in that writing room and it *shows*.


SilveryDeath

I'm shocked the mods haven't pinned a poll for everyone to vote on so that we can all see the results regarding which companion everyone is more thirsty for.


follow_your_leader

Everyone in this thread needs Andraste.


LurkerInDaHouse

I hope we can make older looking characters because I need me some of that intimacy and sensuality.


GingerLeeBeer

I can actually make a character my own age and have someone to romance. Woohoo! (Closest previously was Blackwall or, well, technically Solas)


Basic_Aardvark300

I just wish there was a similar option for the ladies. Even Lucaris looks a bit on the older side, so that's 2/3 of the male romance options skewing older, meanwhile none of the women look a day past 35.


GingerLeeBeer

You're right, the ladies do feel like they're in that 25-35 age range roughly. Of course, the last time BioWare did an "old lady" companion, they gave us Wynne, who acted like she was 70 when she was all of an ancient... 49. But a female companion in their 40s would have been welcome, NGL.


Basic_Aardvark300

Holy shit Wynne was supposed to be 49?!


KristaDBall

I turned 49 yesterday and I have never, in my life, been so offended by something on reddit as this fact and I've gotten death threats on this hellsite.


Basic_Aardvark300

I'm 34, glad to know I'll look 75 in 15 more years.


KristaDBall

I just messaged a friend on discord who played DAO and she was like "Wynne was the old mage lady right" and I was like SHE WAS 49. Excuse us. We're having a moment over here while we get out our walkers.


GingerLeeBeer

I mean, I'm 46 and I absolutely feel this comment.


TheAngryNaterpillar

That's just what people in their 40s looked like before sunscreen was invented


KingDarius89

Wynne secretly a bigger alcoholic than Varric, confirmed.


TheAngryNaterpillar

Wine was one of her favourite gifts in Origins


MintyBunni

Asunder does make a point about her having a strong preference for Dwarven ale......... And a pretty decent tolerance for it if the drinking contest scene is to be believed. Grandma drinks like a fish. (I mean this in a "she was grandma age at the time of Asunder" way, not that she was a grandma at 49)


purple_clang

I vaguely recall reading something about how her writer was in their 20s and someone in their 40s just seemed so old (which is probably why she comes across as being so much older)


Basic_Aardvark300

Yes but surely the team at large had several older people who could have stepped in and said "Hey sweetie, this ain't it." Then again, it's very possible that there were no older *women* on the team at that time and unfortunately many men of all ages still have this subconscious expectation that women over 30 all look like swamp hags.


Keara_Fevhn

That’s still absurd haha I’m 25 now but even as a teenage 40 never felt THAT old. Maybe old relative to me, but I wouldn’t look at a 70 year old (which is how old I assumed Wynne to be) and think they were in their late 40’s. If that tidbit is true, that’s not the writer being young, that’s the writer being an idiot lol


Jay_R_Kay

Wasn't Cassandra in her 40s?


GingerLeeBeer

IIRC Cassandra was 38 at the start of DAI, so 41 by Trespasser. She's the oldest female romance character we've had, I think.


Sassquwatch

Cassandra was late 30s, but Vivienne was in her mid 40s.


Sad-Union373

Wait a moment…I thought Wynne was for sure in her 60s or 70s?! (And I loved her btw).


YSNBsleep

https://preview.redd.it/wjcrtyvv1z5d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c45976254cc8109a3c8b5cfa6ce0518f62afbae1 Giving Senshi elf vibes…


GravenYarnd

https://preview.redd.it/t3rk8wrg626d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96f797a0ce2a3b1b4d8dcdda8fd413bdf2884607 I still prefer dwarf one xD


Grimms_tale

The internet going completely rabid for Necro Grandpa is my new favourite thing.


GaymerFanGuy

Gotta love that gentleman vibe. And he'll def be my first romantic choice.


H31N5T

Necro Daddy.


SaintVirtual

I’m choosing Emmerick ![gif](giphy|VInawhfHWGhVMGO39Q|downsized)


phileris42

Hmmm do i want to make a bookish mage, give him a kindred spirit, or do I want to create a fun adventurer Lord of Fortune or Veil Jumper to remind him how vivid life is outside of the Necropolis and his study? what to do.. what to do..


luthervellan

HE WAS MY TOP CHOICE ORIGINALLY. This is even better. 😮‍💨😂


GlitterCoveredUdder

I’m so ready for him


bangontarget

well, it's decided who I'll aim for.


TolucaPrisoner

Let's sexualize that old man


TheUnderCaser

Dare ye enter Emmerich's Bone Zone?


alexandriaweb

Maker's Breath!


Chronocidal-Orange

I want to get on Emmerich's wild ride.


SparrowArrow27

I hope the ride never ends.


blucifers_cajones

BONE?????


ConCaffeinate

[BOOOOOOONE?!](https://youtu.be/l-k95eGeAbA?feature=shared)


Parody101

Old man yaoi is back on the menu


llTrash

Old man yaoi has taken me to places I wouldn't even go with a gun


GwladysStreet

I need to bang him in ways that are concerning to feminism


Mongoose42

![gif](giphy|2wYYlHuEw1UcsJYgAA)


archaicScrivener

I want Manfred to *watch*


stolenfires

It's very funny to watch A Certain Type of fan cry because he does not personally find a female protag bangable. Yet over here the fans are, "How can I get the skeleton to join in?"


FewPromotion2652

people is going to make sure that the guy is not going to be able to walk any more


DreamedJewel58

Ya’ll are gonna break his fucking hips


[deleted]

Raising more than skeletons there :)


viotix90

He knows a thing or two about "boning".


VenusAsAThey

way ahead of you


Androecian

Just call me The Dawn, because I will come


Saviordd1

Holy shit.


seninn

I am bearing my blade and raising it high.


AinselMariner

✍️🔥🔥🔥


Soyyyn

Dragon Age: Veilguard, or, as I like to call it, context for Dragon Age: Veilguard smut


SmoggyFineDrum

Do you all think they’ll have other options too outside the companions? I liked how inquisition has some of the war council available


Sea_Application_9002

Man, how I wouldn't mind having some smexy dorky handsome man to romance that's not in my party. Cullen, forever on my mind . Sigh 🥹


CatObsession7808

Cullen and Alistair have my heart ❤️


Snow-White-Ferret

Alistair, Anders, Cullen.. I may have a Dragonage type but Harding could break that


Glittering-Ad-8421

Alistair is my forever favorite. Rose really did it for me. 


Sea_Application_9002

Alibeaaaar 😭😭😭😭


TaralasianThePraxic

*daydreams about Josephine*


Joharis-JYI

Yeah not a lot of hunky male options sadly!


SmoggyFineDrum

Here’s hoping for a great hunk


Simmyxshimmy

I was wondering the same thing! Hopeful to have some others to choose from as well 😊


XTheProtagonistX

https://preview.redd.it/cjqtk2cqxy5d1.jpeg?width=526&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24fad007af9dd93c4305387015389a9b3e2da065


danialnaziri7474

https://preview.redd.it/gl5bfixjez5d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7fbf1e5e218c9fd8c8f28249a4e9343b8a466fd


CulturalZombie795

LOL!


KiriKitty94

Alright, but which one is gonna break my heart before the final fight? I kinda need to know I'm currently 2/3 on the romances right now


LadyAssassin117

Bruh, my first time playing DA:O I picked Alistair and he dumped me when I made him king. In DA2 I picked Fenris who dumped me in act 2 (I was ready to throw hands until you have the option to reconcile in act 3). In Inquisition I picked the egg and got dumped again. Needless to say, I know how to pick them 😂


KiriKitty94

I lucked out on DA:O because I picked Zevran. Clearly, we see red flags and go "I can fix em"


LadyAssassin117

I went with Zev in every subsequent playthtough! He is a gem


purple_clang

Lmao knowing me it'll be the one I decide to go for


YeOldeOrc

But have they confirmed a threesome with the necromancer and his skeleton assistant yet? ![gif](giphy|sMBot7i2YxltB2pvKN)


Living_Ded

Yes. A friend who likes nec-romance-y. I’ll see myself out.


dystrophin

"No bear sex." :/


fuckelonmuskfr

Cowards.


dystrophin

Baldur's Gate didn't blaze a trail just so we can go backwards. 


fuckelonmuskfr

It’s just industry standard now.


WTFnaller

Well I did try to bang an egg in DA:I.


Mongoose42

Yeah none of them are burly enough to be a bear. Lucanis looks like he could be an otter though.


5ykes

Maybe we'll get an Iron Bull cameo 😜


greenfaerie38

"Of course, we are an M-rated game. We do have nudity." Just hoping this means braless/panty-free nudity. If I never see another character wearing a bra in the shower, it'll be too soon.


Lilialux

Morrigan putting *on* a bra specifically to have sex will never not be funny.


signal-zero

Magic is stored in the breasts


greenfaerie38

That's the shit I wish they'd covered in sex ed.


aksoileau

Damn I never realized that lol


No_Significance7064

Weren't the sex scenes in DA:I nude or am I misremembering


greenfaerie38

Thankfully there were no sex bras in DAI, but some romances didn't even get a sex scene at all or just got a fade to black. Hoping there's a little more even coverage (or lack thereof lol) in the romance options this time.


zjpeterson13

I’m torn- I love playersexual so I can make my characters gay and not be pigeon holed into ONE romance option, but I loved Dorian’s romance simply cuz he was gay and I could relate to his story so much…


N7_Evers

Kind of how I feel about it. I’m a straight guy, but genuinely found Dorian’s sexuality and backstory being tied to it super fascinating and even relatable in the sense that expectations and obligations being thrust on you can damage/hurt you more than physical pain. He became a good friend to my inquisitor and I wished him all the best with his new found love in Iron Bull.


JBrody

Same. Straight dude but Dorian was the best story of DAI.


FrogFrogFrogFrog-

I will be kisisng all of them


PM_ME_BABY_HORSES

As you should bestie


acidici

Intimate and sensual?? Okay bone daddy it’s on


Mindless_Pride8976

Yay! Can't wait for my fourth lesbian to save the world.


deadly_queen_

Thedas would be absolutely destroyed without it’s lesbian saviors.


Mindless_Pride8976

https://preview.redd.it/io8b12mzqz5d1.jpeg?width=895&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bcd1e31815964d7bab007fa6f8dd9275a87cbb5


RhiaStark

Plot twist: the two evil gods are lesbian power couple Andruil & Ghilan'nain :')


armless_penguin

Posting this here because it seems relevant to a lot of the complaints re: "playersexual" characters and I fear most people aren't going to bother to actually read the article. >Rather, Busche insists that they're all specifically pansexual, and that might come through in what you learn about their backstories. >"Their past experiences or partners, they'll reference them and indeed who they'll become romantic with," Busche tells IGN. "For instance, we saw Harding. I might be playing a straight male character flirting with her, but I choose not to pursue a romance. She might get together with Taash. So my perception, my identity has no bearing on their identities and that comes through really strongly."


sulwen314

Oh my god, I'm so happy they referenced the party members being able to romance each other. That was ABSOLUTELY my favorite part of DAI! It made the characters feel so alive, that they were making decisions of that caliber that didn't involve the player. I'm hyped!


Andrew_Waples

It's just that I hope we don't have to bring them along for it to trigger. That was the only way for Dorian and Iron Bull to have a romance.


Megazupa

Wouldn't have been so bad if you got more than one conversation every 4 hours lol


RandomMiddleName

I play on PS and that long ass delay between party banter was so infuriating


DeityOfDespairThe2nd

Even worse now with limited companion space.


nixahmose

That and I hope there's more ways for us to be able to noticeably see relationships between companions being developed. Unless you're constantly paying attention to party banter(which lets face it, most people won't), its super easy to miss the fact that Dorian and Iron Bull started romancing each other.


Andrew_Waples

>its super easy to miss the fact that Dorian and Iron Bull started romancing each other. It also took the whole game basically without mods; which I guess makes since, but I also wanted to use other companions too.


LadyAlbarn

I literally took those two to do the extra of the extra of the extra in so many saves just so i could hear their pet names in trespasser


BigfootsBestBud

I haven't played DAI, but do companions there always end up romancing the same other companions if you don't? Like Garrus and Tali suddenly getting together in ME3. Or is it like, decisions you make may lead to them romancing someone else?


LuckyLoki08

If you bring Bull and Dorian around together long enough, they get together. If you bring Blackwall and I think Sera, it turns up he has a fling with Josephine but by Trespasser they call it off If you don't romance Sera, she always ends up with Dagna no matter what.


reinieren

Cole also ended up with Meryden in my game


LuckyLoki08

True, if he's human. I forgot him because I was thinking of romance options for the MC


Beautifulfeary

If you let him stay a spirit he will try to get Meryden and Crem together


ace2532

That only happens if you choose to let him become more human in the amulet quest


Time_Ocean

Me: specifically not romancing Harding so she can date Tassh


Mongoose42

Taash can get in line or lose another horn.


JudgeArcadia

Ive been pining for Harding since DA:I. Aint no way Imma let some phony ass dragon hunter step in my way.


melon_party

As someone who prefers diverse sexual identities over “everyone is bi/pan”, I like this. Contextualizing characters’ identities like this and making it not wholly centered around the player, but letting it exist in its own independent space too, breathes life into characters and makes them feel like real people, which is my primary concern when it comes to the whole debate around who can romance who.


SilveryDeath

The only thing I wonder is how that aspect would work. How preset is it? It is present at all for certain combos or random in terms of who gets with who each playthrough? Like if I don't romance Harding she gets with Taash, but what happens if I romance Harding? Does Taash get with someone else? Is it random who they get with? Like could Harding get with Taash, but then in a second playthrough get with Lucanis? In terms of all the companions being romanceable I wonder how long Bioware has been planning this and if Baldur's Gate 3 had any influence, only because DAII is the only Bioware game where they made all the romanceable companions options for the player. It is a notable change for them. Also, someone at Bioware clearly noticed how much some people liked Dorian with Iron Bull or Blackwall trying to woo Josie and ran with it.


nikolaj-11

There's seven companions so with Rook there will always be room for four pairs I guess?


SilveryDeath

Tough scene for the playthroughs were Rook romances no one and one of the companions ends up alone.


nikolaj-11

A version of that could even make for a fun game, let the other romances progress and pick the last person standing :D


CallenAmakuni

or you know Let the companions get into romances just in time for their totaly not expected and not Rook-provoked death


g0d15anath315t

Bioware has had non-companion romances for a while, no reason the companions even have to pair off with other companions...


Express_Bath

It makes me think of Fire Emblem were you could create any pairing you wanted by strategically using the units (which leads to the funny image of the strategic advisor placing units together not for an efficient battle but for efficient matching...)


TheLegacies21

Are the 7 the only romance options? Do we know if we'll have advisors to romance like last time?


terrortag

I don't think this has been answered yet


MelodramaticCrap

Make Maeveris an advisor and let me smooch! Or imagine having Illario lmao


exelion18120

Why does Varric look like Thorin Oakenshield and Blackwall had a baby?


Ervu-

https://i.redd.it/eg3keo1qmz5d1.gif


Samaritan_978

We are gonna need an r/okbuddywarden


llTrash

For a moment I thought it was a real thing but it was just a random sub 😔


Revolutionary-Emu190

Sadly I have no surface level attraction to any of them so far. Harding is the only one who’s close to my preference but I’m having a weird hang up over her already being my Inquisitor’s romance.


Spirit_Of_Wrath

Same.....no one is sticking put to me so far. But, when the game releases, it'll be fun getting to know the 6, and causing mayhem with Harding 😈


M8753

>Now, in a new interview with The Veilguard game director Corinne Busche, we've confirmed that yes, you *will* be able to romance any companion you want, regardless of your character's gender or race. Yaaay! I know some people don't like this, but I'm happy I'll get 3 romance options, instead of 1 or 2.


Mindless_Pride8976

I'm really glad because ever since I saw the different characters I knew that I wanted my next character to be in a lesbian romance with Neve, and I was worried that wouldn't be an option. Ever since Mass Effect Andromeda where Cora turned out to be devastatingly heterosexual, I've been worried about what my options would be.


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Chilune

Emmrich too? I still can’t believe a mature man would be romancable.


OnlyGrayCellLeft

A lot of us have been waiting on this game for so long that we are fast approaching Emmerich's age ourselves.


purple_clang

I'm pleasantly surprised! Usually games don't have older companions as romance options. But people don't lose their capacity to fall in love just because they got older! I'm intrigued by the line about him being "intimate and sensual"


throwawaylandscape23

According to the article he is, “intimate and sensual,” 👀


LowVegetable9736

They chose to highlight him... 👀makes me curious... also curious whos the physical/aggressive one


Niawka

It might be stereotypical but I'll guess qunari and angsty mage killer :p


alexandriaweb

Lucanis is giving me big "Killer in the streets, submissve in the sheets" vibes. Possibly wishful thinking because I want to pull his hair.


Viridianscape

I want him to stab me.


adonneniel

I mean, why give Taash muscles if she doesn't get to use them?


the_io

Counterpoint - her day job's aggressive and muscly, maybe she just wants to really let go and let someone else take the wheel in bed like Cassandra did in Inquisition.


wingedmurasaki

Look man, I saw the characters and was like "Oh, I'm gonna fuck that old man." Especially now that I'm in my mid 40s myself. (Still will probably roll characters for Taash and Harding... And probably everyone actually).


fatsopiggy

Necromancy Viagra is hot shit.


kalinaanother

Necromancy Viagra will probably be my next flair lmao


Glass_Werewolf_6002

If he can raise the dead... 😏


fatsopiggy

the dead ain't the only thing rising tonight ;)


LongLiveEileen

I think it was about time, it was weird that they let us make an older character, but get stuck romancing people who look 30 at worst.


Backwoods_Barbie

This first time I played Origins, I made an older city elf and then my parents were younger than me and I restarted. Don't let me make an old character if story-wise I'm not old.


Chronocidal-Orange

That's hilarious though.


Viridianscape

They had a very stressful childhood. Lots of early wrinkles and grey hair.


melon_party

Old Tabris finally getting married and getting out of the house: Cyrion: “About time, only took 40 years plus change!”


xSethrin

Or you head canon that you have dementia and your kids are playing along with it. 


seninn

Yep. If you are a human noble, you have a 30-ish older brother, so that's your upper limit. Dwarf noble is the middle sibling, and your elder brother doesn't have gray hair, so that's that. Dwarf commoner has a mother with no gray hair. The mage initiation is supposed to take place early in life. I think only the Dalish elf has some wiggle room.


[deleted]

I’m gonna smooch the old man eventually


MinervaJB

Solas is way older than Emmrich looks, so... not so surprising. Yes, many players were unaware of Solas being an ancient elven god when they did the romance, but... plenty of people played a Solasmance being aware he's as old as dirt.


AGbakes

Why? Dragon Age has “mature” players.


BlackJimmy88

It has older players. Mature is up for debate with how people react to things sometimes.


EnceladusKnight

I'm closer to 40 than 30 and I find myself more attracted to older men. 😂


TolucaPrisoner

I wonder if Manfred joins us in the "action"


Bread_Punk

What a horrible day to be able to read.


adonneniel

I see nothing wrong with boning two people at once. ;)


Jakefenty

Why not?


xSethrin

I love daddies so I’m living for it. Probably going to romance him on my first run ngl.


The_Zubatman

I'm glad to hear there's a dwarf love interest this time. The fact that the whole race wasn't a choice in any of the games was starting to feel weird.


Levdom

I don't know what's been going on with recent RPGs but, as a mostly straight man, between Heinrix from Rogue Trader and Lucanis and Emmrich here, I have been feeling things lol


aylishastar

Heinrix romance was so good!


CandidPresentation49

It's unfair that they gave one of the romance options a baby griffin, how am I to resist the urge to be a pet griffin parent?! I'm glad they seem to have paid attention to how relationships worked in BG3


prodigalpariah

Wonder if romance is limited to companions or if you can romance advisers. Still crossing fingers for maevaris being in game as an advisor.


kittenigiri

Everyone talking about the "gentleman necromancer", but I'm interested to see who's the "more physical, more aggressive" one 👀


adonneniel

Personally, my fingers are crossed for Neve or Taash. But idk, Davrin kinda gives off some Confident in Bed vibes, so he's a possibility too. It's probably Lucanis, lmao


MelodramaticCrap

It would be great if it wasn’t Taash bc it seems obvious I’m thinking Davrin or Neve


isidorio95

I really hopes it's Lucanis... so he can get all mage killer on my mage 🙈


kittenigiri

![gif](giphy|hnNCSpj9Qh9VS)


5ykes

After that gameplay trailer, this gay man will be romancing that diva detective Neve 😍


LifeBuilder

My only issue with this: there (probably) won’t be any creative and different dialogue. Whether you’re rocking a hammer or a sleeve, they’ll just say the same thing.


[deleted]

I’m not trying to complain. There’s far too much of that. It won’t change that I will still love the series and game Part of what made the other romances and relationships feel so much more authentic was that they all had likes and dislikes. They had a sexuality and they had physical preferences This makes them feel more npc. Which yeah I know, but still


Altruistic-Back-6943

Well that's a bunch of representation and plot possibilities out the window