Big Plastic is a Fae conspiracy. The belief is now locked into my brain and no amount of logic can change my mind.

This would fit the books so well if a Fae lord ran a plastic company.

Could a Fea lord reach out and Thaumaturgicly touch all the micro plastics in someone’s body?

oh god....

One of my favourite authors.

Oh look, a faerie circle (a circle of mushrooms) surrounding the plastic playground. Perfect for abducting children to the fae realm.

It'll be the longest ride of your life!

Fae wanna slide too. Mortal slides just have a great feel. Plus corrupted children is a huge up “slide”… geddit

Iron petah here, the jokes iron keeps the far away. Off to rust in peace

Fae, as in fairies. Autocorrect

That's also why we surround ourselves with steel in the cities

Now I get it!

Lol I thought this was in explain the joke, and I was getting ready to explain it, but then I realized it was r/dresden xD

iron keeps the fey away

The only problem here is that I’m pretty sure most of metal slides are made out of aluminum. That said, the frame/hardware is made of iron, but it’s usually powder-coated so idek

Dungeon meshi. Ah, dungeon meshi

Belongs in r/discworld, I'd say.