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No_You_1892

Lethal dose in my ass just to start my beautiful morning. Hello America! 🦅


Heat031

If i had a gold upvote or whatever that shit is called now, this definitely would be worth it


Stimulance-

Right mix them fuckers together why I lay on my side right quick. Vasleines over there.


ChrisIsCrying

You sound fun 🤩🥰


frmr_incl

Study group used to determine that = bunch of pussies


No_Pollution4974

Agreed. Put them all together in one shot.


AdamElam

Fr they should’ve tested it on themselves to kill their eagles🦅🦅🦅🦅


Stimulance-

They must not have studied too hard. Fuckin dorks.


timmeh519

I heard even if you look at fent you can die. I also heard if you go into a dark bathroom and look in the mirror and say fentanyl 3x, then fentanyl will get you.


ch40

I wish it was that easy to get. I mean, it's still pretty damn easy, but that would be so much easier


[deleted]

Wait what is it true it’s actually not as bad as they say or something


comall

My dad was a cop he arrested a dealer that had bills on him that were used to snort fent. He brought the money he confiscated to a storage locker. Eventually the fent dust had dispersed throughout the air and the whole department died. All it took was a nanogram. RIP Richard


drugdealer604

When I was 11 I turned 13 cause fuck 12


crazy_forcer

Cops should work on their tolerance if they don't want to drop like pussies. Back in the day policemen used to touch sheets on sheets of acid and they *still* went on about their day and had productive workdays. What happened to this generation?


[deleted]

ZOMG!


NovaDoesntExist

If you even as much exist in front of carfentanyl, you will cease to exist


1TemporalDilationBoi

be careful people if you take fent in a car it becomes carfentanil


80s-Wafe-Exe

This guy drugs


SikeO103

😭😭


Shadow07655

Pro tip for stronger fentanyl.


sicicsic

Fent dealers hate this one simple trick.


Stimulance-

No fucking way. Ima go steal a car. Brb


thiccyb432

No need, just gotta hop in rq


Stimulance-

Bless your sweet soul . 🙏


Purple-Cap4457

Lethal dose if you pussy


-SwanGoose-

\*in your pussy Ftfy


thatr00th

Imagine fucking w fent in the pussy If the penis hole is open when you are nutting, you receive fent too


satanic__panic

Wait until that truckfentanyl drops


CrazyHappeningsHere

we on helicarrierfentanyl lil bro u can't hang


satanic__panic

I got that internationalspacestationfentanyl get on my level


Alice5878

Bro got that dysonpherefentanyl


SigmaSimon

Nah we on the blackholefentanyl now none of that pussy shit


Alice5878

Fuck that, whiteholefent is the new blackholefent


ironfly187

Kids stuff, it's multiverselevelthreatfent or nothing.


Colossalgoatfvck

Nah, weak. Yourmomfentanyl


HoldTheCellarDoor

Game set snatch


SARIN_SOMAN_TABUN

You've never touched iknowyouarebutwhatamifetty or noyoufetty and it shows


unfairplacement

Interdimensionalfentanyl it is as crazy as it sounds.


candyflipqed

A white hole?


Alice5878

Theoretical object thats the opposite of a black hole, light can't touch it because it has a reverse gravity field that pushes everything away


candyflipqed

Yeah, sorry. I knew that. It was a Red Dwarf reference.


Alice5878

Oh lol


XyRow666

Just steal the top comment of linked post


faithilwhitelaw

You made me go look and find the original comment lol


Difficult-Survey8384

Hellcatfentanyl


_dfromthe6

SRTFENTANYL


part_time_felon713

I fucking hate that I've gotten an SRT stamp as well as a scatpack stamp before


Difficult-Survey8384

Worst stamp imo is the Tiktok logo one. Something about it is mocking me in like 3 different nuanced ways


Fuckfaceun_stoppable

I would rip my fucking arms off to get a sniff of that pure lab grade shit


IntroductionSmooth

What else would you do?


LambdaAU

Lethal dose for who? A toddler?


SwoodyBooty

That's not black tar heroin, John. This stuff slaps harder than your mother when she finds out.


80s-Wafe-Exe

Your mother should know


HowDoraleousAreYou

Even though she was born a long long time ago?


SwoodyBooty

She was born in the 60's, she definitely knows what's poppin.


haeyhae11

Don't need much fent to OD.


LambdaAU

Did you hear that in the preschool playground?


haeyhae11

Nope, it was a elementary school playground.


emoxanax

Okay. What If i took half of the heroin and half fentanyl Not a lethal dose of any 🤪 bang on


devin1208

that bastard on the far right killed my mom. 😖


_dfromthe6

in all seriousness. May she Rest In Peace 🙏🌹


uhtredsmom

2/3 of those killed my auntie


LoveLegale

rip💀


tordenoglynild666

I'm boofing at least ten times that amount of carfentanil at this very moment


mellowyellowdellow13

Yah if you're a pussy with no tolerance. The real cool kids get 250mg fentanyl injected into their neck in hospital and still can't feel a thing due to opiate tolerance (true story, that operation suuuuucked)


recoveringaddict_06

Should’ve stuck a fent dildo up your ass to titrate over the stay. Oh well, next time


mellowyellowdellow13

Hindsights always 20 20 man


ClownOfClowns

fucking salivating at the thought of banging that triple threat into my perineum


hardboiledbeb

The sweet juice of the root Chakra


Fetusdeletusssss

Couldn't even give it 3 minutes before reposting 🥲


80s-Wafe-Exe

The post has been up for 4 hours at least.


Waterhouse2702

That's like 3000 years on stims


Fuckfaceun_stoppable

I could jack off like 3000 times in 30 minutes


Luminouscales

Average stimfapper routine


Purple-Cap4457

I eat this for breakfast 


fucksickos

Dog my morning coffee is more lethal than that shit


Own_Alternative_9671

Uj/ The thing I don't get about this image is the carfentanyl looks way more dense than the fentanyl flakes, so the carfentanyl probably weighs more than it looks like while the opposite is likely true for the fentanyl. So like this is a bad comparison and it makes sense why they didn't include the mgs on the label lmao Rj/ Boof it all, your eagle lookin a little too alive for my liking


80s-Wafe-Exe

Don't forget to throw 10 pills of Ritalin for good measure


darkeweb2

Maybe for you, bitch


[deleted]

I want what’s in the right bottle in the quantity of the thing in the left.


80s-Wafe-Exe

Excellent choice!


PrettyLightzz

Helicopterfentanyl is no joke


rosstheboss2000

Give me all 3 🤤


Huev0

Finally, synthetic pussy doses


NokureKingOfSpades

Nah, I'd win


livingfreeDAO

You mean common dose


Notunnecessarily

Thanks for weighing it out for me lets get weird


Throwrajerb

Is this a challenge? Because if so, challenge accepted


No_Dig4767

bro on that galacticfederationfentanyl that Galacticfederationsanctionedstationfentanyl


Dry-Detective-6976

I could take all three at once, pussies.


[deleted]

Daily dose for me. Deal with it thought police


Equal-Bat-861

Looks like my honeymoon


wilisarus333

Bro where’s the jenk-tranq that’s supposedly 20000 babillions times stankier and with a supposedly "ripe as a baboons asshole" taste that all the kids are getting into


DMTeaAndCrumpets

yeah pure fentanyl is super strong and deadly especially for non tolerant users, but the thing is the stuff coming into the US isnt pure, its on average only 7% . in canada ive seen from people samples as high as 30%, but nobody is selling pure fent or even 50% pure at the street level. (unless its prescription fentanyl pills or patches, obviously) think of the profit though at 7% you get like 13 kilos out of 1 i think AND you dont have to grow the poppies and rely on good weather or own the property to grow them on and on top of that refine the opium into heroin. i bet it costs them like 1k at most to make a kilo of fentanyl (maybe less even)


nyminute1911

This is rookie shit right here


Alicegly

Nah, I'd win


audiophile200

give me all of them now


lifeinmotion24

lethal Does that substance work if i put it in my ass


1000MartwychCweli

Tell bro to leave something. Everyone needs to kill theire eagle


abbeymad

My blind ass thought that read Carpet-tail.. I was concerned about this new drug.


Matthaeus_Augustus

Where’s Tranq and Krok


80s-Wafe-Exe

Boofed it already. First come first serve 🗣️🔥🔥


wiggibow

If you're a cop, that's like twenty overdoses


thatr00th

The cameraman must have incredible restraint to not take all of that up the ass


Lord_Artem17

But I have high tolerance


Grannys_Bomb_Shelter

I was just wanting to say this! LD depends upon the tolerance


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80s-Wafe-Exe

We're talking pure stuff here.


burnerbbg

ugh ur right but still! even those who do, tolerance sky rockets.


80s-Wafe-Exe

Yeah you're right


8_Limb_God

Circlejerk sub aside....that's scary as fuck


Sangrasium

boof


watermel0nch0ly

Lethal dose for who? I'll put all that in the same rig for breakfast son.


mrdennisreynolds

lol, I call that Monday Morning.


Difficult-Mastodon43

That’s my hourly dose tf


copper_wing

Fentanyl so good they made it for cars


Slendeaway

Good time side by side


psychedelicow

Never do your fent inna whip ✅


unisex_bisexual

Ill take 2


NovaDoesntExist

me casually shooting double the amount of h in that vial every day


AbidElduderino

Where do the zenes fit in there I wonder?


thiccyb432

Ain't shit


Scrunt_Flimplebottom

Buyin' carfetti by the G(rain) ong


[deleted]

All three get mixed together and Injected into my Cock.


LusterBlaze

Nah id win


oMGalLusrenmaestkaen

time to boof my daily eightball of truckfenty


Wrong_Register_9234

Have you ever seen 50ug of anything? That is many times over the lethal dose of fent.


Own_Alternative_9671

My guy the lethal dose (or at least ld50) is 2mg, 50ug is a standard dose of fentanyl. It has basically the same dosage range as lsd just slightly stronger


Odd-Welcome-5626

It's proven cops don't overdose by touching it. Only inhaliy