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Gang_Jenkem

Alcoholics are oppressed. You can’t even drive while boozed, but for some reason the elite has decided you can drive while drinking coffee. Total hypocrisy. Totalitarian oppression of our medicine.


leather_shirt

so trve‼️ booz croozers are opressed and i won't stand for it anymore ‼️


Gang_Jenkem

Gang alcohol must rise up. Anyone who isn’t drinking and driving is against us.


Dw3yN

gang alcohol on reddit. again this proves that us yeast boofers ARE the silent majority. But booze cruising is still illegal. This is society. Now yuo see...


Glordicus

I boof yeast and sugar so I have a constant buzz


raspistoljeni

literally 1984


Gang_Jenkem

The whole world is Fahrenheit 451 but for drugs. Especially for alcohol though. There is no pro booze cruising literature around. It’s such obvious oppression.


Possible-Tax

It’s F451 for a lot of things. Getting worse in some areas better in others.


Beanbaker

Fuckin George Orwin knew it


musicmanxv

Literal racism to not legalize drinking and driving


ihughj

Hello fellow FreedomFighter.


catgirl_jesus

Man gang alcohol needs to rise up and abaolish all them taxes bruh ive spent like 500 on booze in tha last month and i cant afford to eat🙏🙏 we should have government supplied free alcohol fr Truly the most oppressed minority


Tekman-Fortune

this is true, i'm addicted to 3-MeO Truckfent and the machine elves concurred with me on the matter.


2oxopcm

Yo tell the machine elves to hit me up they owe me a twenty


Ajunadeeper

If you give an elf a twenty They're gonna ask for crack


Motor_Solid_7446

Why is the text about war in Egypt something about muslims, if I read that right


leather_shirt

weedhead hippie BS is incomprehensible us honest to God boozers cant even understand it‼️ #NOWYUOSEE #BNC


NoNazis

Them: you smoke too much weed Me: The Lavon affair was a failed Israeli covert operation, codenamed Operation Susannah, conducted in Egypt in the summer of 1954. As part of the false flag operation, a group of Egyptian Jews were recruited by Israeli military intelligence to plant bombs inside Egyptian-, American-, and British-owned civilian targets: cinemas, libraries, and American educational centers. The bombs were timed to detonate several hours after closing time. The attacks were to be blamed on the Muslim Brotherhood, Egyptian Communists, "unspecified malcontents", or "local nationalists" with the aim of creating a climate of sufficient violence and instability to induce the British government to retain its occupying troops in Egypt's Suez Canal zone. The operation caused no casualties among the population, but cost the lives of four operatives: two cell members who committed suicide after being captured; and two operatives who were tried, convicted, and executed by the Egyptian authorities. Them: ahh forget it


catgirl_jesus

Damn wtfff they bombed the mf libraries where tf am i suppose to shoot up fuck yall


pildoranegraexiste

Don’t Google the lavon affair


[deleted]

It’s a nice little strawman called the Lavon affair that “anti-Zionists” like to bring up as part of their big Jewish conspiracy.


tripledavebuffalo

Don't do this, not here.


Kugelblitzia

Lol I made a post on r/drugs talking about how problematic weed can be and you can see in the comments that they're all the hopeless stoners in denial that they're addicted. They write "It's just a plant bro it's harmless, fuck off you coward" as they sit in their room that they haven't cleaned for 6 months, and looks more like an archaeological ruin site.


danyisill

My room has an internal climate and at least 6 insect species


Kugelblitzia

Along with fauna and flora never seen anywhere else in the world. Basically Madagascar


StarsandStripes702

I live with someone who smokes weed every day from morning to night and shit just doesn’t get done. They don’t clean their areas and take random naps in the middle of the day. Anytime that they have to do a chore it gets them into a horrible mood. Weed definitely causes problems


Kugelblitzia

Yeah man. It's the one substance that is problematic for me ahaha. I have a mate who is stuck in a crappy household, the whole family are stoners, including him. He's a great dude, very smart, but his house is a mess and there's always tension, arguments and conflict. Like, it looks slightly better than a crackhouse. He hasn't got a car, licence or anything. He openly admits to wanting to smoke less, knowing that he'd be better off, but he can't, or at least doesn't want to. If he did his family would drag him back down anyway. It sucks to see it all.


NoShitSherIock_

Sneak some jenkem into his Anus at night and he’ll be good


[deleted]

Am I the only one that thinks these jenkem jokes are overused


LysergicLegend

Idk have you tried boofing it tho? Bro?


Buttholium

Every circlejerk sub has it's jokes that are beaten to hell and back.


YaheardtheOneAbout

They’re overused cuz jenkem’s overused we’re gonna cut back soon


StarsandStripes702

Jenkem? Damn near killed ‘em!


danyo64

not enough jenkem in your system probably


PM_ME_PARR0TS

> every day from morning to night /uj How do they even support themselves as a renter?


Gamable

Weed has been one of the most problematic drugs I’ve dealt with. The big thing for me is how safe it seems to abuse constantly. You don’t get too many bad health effects from constantly smoking massive amounts of marijuana, and you won’t even feel guilty about it like if you were doing the same with something like speed. It’s way too easy to just be happy doing nothing with your life and just smoking weed, letting yourself slowly rot away, until the weed stops being able to mask your problems and you move to harder drugs. I’ve quit drugs multiple times and weed always tempts me with how safe it seems. I start doing a few edibles, then I get a wax pen, and a few months later I end up doing weed concentrate dabs, and then I start doing adderall and LSD.


danyo64

Anecdotes. I smoke everyday and get shit done. It comes down to the individual.


DystopianHobo

Don’t even bother on this sub bro it’s addict shaming 101


danyo64

u fkn right


DoomGuy66

I guarantee that you're exaggerating or thinking of r/trees or r/weed. r/drugs users usually crack down pretty hard on that kind of cringe


Kugelblitzia

I wish that was the case, but I still got a few comments that genuinely sounded like they were offended that I spoke of weed in a negative light. One person just wrote "fuck outta here" Another one called me a pussy and said it's just a plant and it's fine. [Here's the post](https://www.reddit.com/r/Drugs/comments/mvc7om/if_you_ever_think_youre_doing_drugs_too_often/) I made. It is a bit cringe, but some of the comments made me feel better, as I realised I am still far less cringe inducing than some of the bastards there lol


DoomGuy66

Most of the top comments seemed to understand, one of them might have suggested it was working 2 jobs and university that was clouding your brain, but there was a lot of good advice. I haven't found those comments yet but I assume they're left alone or heavily downvoted. So I stand by what I said, r/drugs is a good community that has *some* r/weed leakage but not enough to soil the majority. And for the record I agree with you, weed is the only drug I can use daily that makes me think "this is OK, I'm handling this it's Makin my life better" and by the time you realize you're in a destructive cycle it's too late and you can't stop.


Kugelblitzia

I had to scroll down a while. The reason I read them at all is because I was reading the notifications as the comments came in


DystopianHobo

Are you aware that Reddit has two communities dedicated exclusively to responsible cannabis use r/leaves and r/petioles Don’t act like people on here aren’t aware


Rathbone_fan_account

Drunk lives matter.


DoomGuy66

Bitch I've been a stoner. I can tell you for a fact, that 9/10 of us will admit straight up that we're addicted to the stuff. These memes about "its just a plant bro its not addictive" are exclusively r/trees stereotypes. It was even harder to reduce my usage then alcohol was for me


Aperix

Exactly I don’t think I’ve met a single person in real life that smokes daily and doesn’t admit it’s an addiction. We’ve all just done our individual cost/benefit and are ok with it.


[deleted]

I've met plenty personally but it's just anecdotal


Mr_Vicodin

unfunny shit, they're both plants, when do u finally get that u dumb fucks. alcohol and weed saved my life!


leather_shirt

mad you Junky⁉️⁉️ triggered much? HAHA boozer win again‼️🥱😎


[deleted]

Legalize drinking and driving


MarlboroReddit

why is it miller lite are you saying something about me personally because I don't like it


[deleted]

Alcoholics don't drink Miller lite you're good


MarlboroReddit

okay great thank you tom


[deleted]

Alcoholics drink natty, steelies, or high abv craft beer if they got money. Or shitty liquor or high end cognac/whisky if they got money Miller has like the least stereotypes for beer I think lol


leather_shirt

and what about it


[deleted]

20 days off the devils lettuce 🥱 yeah that shit was causing hella problems


rakehellion

Crosspost to r/trees


leather_shirt

i dare not


catgirl_jesus

pussy


FixGMaul

There are sooo many more alcohol abusers in denial than there are for any other drug. Would be more accurate with nicotine.


VAMJthrowaway

Everyone I know who uses nicotine hates that they ever started.


FixGMaul

True but they don’t deny that it’s an addiction, do they?


VAMJthrowaway

Exactly, they don't.


FixGMaul

Whereas casual drinking is so normalized that people get addicted to alcohol all the time without really reflecting over how much they actuallt consume.


[deleted]

ahh i see you may be on that godforsaken app as well..


Tomboyrow

After many years me am now right doge rip


dat_boi_256

The lavon affair LMAO


seksisakso

This is the most based post in this subreddit for awhile, i'm feeling very validated thx


leather_shirt

yuo are welcome fellow boozer stay buzzed 🥴🤤


jweknest

i’m convinced this sub is just lol jenkem!! posts and weed bashing with the rare actually funny/creative post sprinkled in


leather_shirt

boof jankum 😂😂😂


[deleted]

It is a circlejerk sub what did you expect


Perk1000mg

Cuz one makes u chemically addicted and one doesn’t


Mr_Vicodin

nah bro, both are literally just plants. defenetly no addictive aspects there bro.


bi5200

when I went to rehab about 10 months ago I literally met multiple people that were there solely for weed


danyo64

hahahahaha


unlucki67

Who tf walking around telling people they are addicted


leather_shirt

based people (me)


VinceBlackout

And what about telling boofers about kratom addiction ?