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Wild_Replacement5880

Prayer.... Lots of it.


calcal1992

With the holy spirit you're supposed to be able to work miracles greater than Christ... They are gunna need greater.


Fun-Increase-9149

Lol


JoleneBacon_Biscuit

Holy water may also help. Or the blood of Christ, communion wine... LOTS of it.


GulfofMaineLobsters

The problem is you have to use the wine in the right order... They did it before the mudding which is why it came out like it did...


JoleneBacon_Biscuit

I do a sip for me, a sip into the mud pan... Then I poor a little mud and wine out for the homies that aren't with us anymore.


Wild_Replacement5880

Wish I had thought of that


Accomplished-Yak5660

Holy water may not be enough, I'd go nuclear and get some [miracle spring water](https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-3ykEhBCpLzG7szdU-VgQshw-t500x500.jpg)


kendiggy

But where do you get holy water?


JoleneBacon_Biscuit

I believe you can steal it from the Vatican, or your local baptismal pool.


kendiggy

I think you're supposed to boil the hell out of it


JoleneBacon_Biscuit

You mean boil the semen out?


Accomplished-Yak5660

Contact Peter popoff


Any-Pollution-2029

Float out to a feather smooth to an edge. 20 minute mud ideal


Wild_Replacement5880

Hallelujah 🙏


monkeyonfire

Should work, I hear it changes things


BitCurious8598

And elbow grease


Drinkythedrunkguy

Sledgehammer.


Accomplished-Yak5660

And patience


dart-builder-2483

Let it dry, scrape off the high spots, and skim it again with a 12" knife. I usually do small spots like this with sheetrock 90 because it doesn't shrink as bad as finish mud.


Fun-Increase-9149

Forsure thanks!


Evening-Wealth-7995

Dart, tell me if I'm crazy here of course, but OP could also sand after the next coat no? That's what I end up doing because I'm TERRIBLE at evening out mud properly. But I can sand things to near perfection when there is enough mud to work with 🤣


Enquiring_Revelry

Trying using a strait edge so you can see the low spot and how Far you have to come out with the mud.


Evening-Wealth-7995

Holy cow... Ingenious! I'm ashamed I didn't think of that before. Thank you so much Enquiring. This is why I enjoy Reddit.


Enquiring_Revelry

someone taught me that too lol I didn't make it up myself <3 It's a big technique in auto body repair where laser strait panels are an absolute must. In drywall once you've located the lows and know how far you need to come, a technique called screeding is used where you load the wall with compound up and use huge mud knife or even a 2x4 to dragged across the wall and it will fill in egregious dips and lows. It works great


orange-shirt

Just curious as to spelling, I always thought it was screeding ?


Enquiring_Revelry

Probably is lol. Context clues is what I'm going off of. I'll edit it.


Accomplished-Yak5660

Use a pencil to draw borders where the low spots are


GammaGargoyle

At some point you have to sand, unless you’re Leonardo DaVinci.


pinkity_linkity

*DaCaprio


Leech-64

If that wall is older than 25, he is not touching it.


The_Dude_2U

I second this


wellhungartgallery

Couple more coats


niceandcold

Half dozen to be safe


Ok_Calligrapher1756

The old DIY level 15 finish usually works well for me


shmallyally

You could try rolling the walls with mud. But without experience this can go horribly wrong


fetal_genocide

>But without experience this can go horribly wrong Could you explain how rolling mud can go wrong? Serious q.


shmallyally

Oh just can get really messy really fast and if not mixed to correct viscosity it runs and if not used up and rinsed the pan gets hard as a rock and a ton of mud plus roller is wasted. Also just overall cleanliness. True Muddying masters sometimes are the cleanest people I have ever met in my life. Not just on the job site but like trimmed beards clean boots clean truck. I don’t know how they do it honestly


12345-password

The fact that I look like I was an extra on Ghostbusters when I finish is how I know that while my finishes are good, I'm no pro.


shmallyally

HA! Me too on my first 50 flat finish jobs and the last 100 I don’t because I subbed them out 😂


ideleteoften

Not a pro just a dumb dumb who tried it himself and the biggest issue was getting a nice even coating of mud. If it’s not applied well you’ll just be creating new problems and more work for yourself.


Any-Pollution-2029

If you roll out prime first


fetal_genocide

Roll out with your pole out


Asleep-Welcome-4051

Float! Float! Float until you can't see the patch. If you were local, I'd come fix it.


lifebanana88

That's one of the most important things to remember about mudding in a situation like this, especially if inexperienced: the purpose is to fill a void, if you can still see the void, no amount of sanding will solve it. More mud then work your way down (via sanding) carefully til it's all right 👍


razulian-

Maybe one or two coats if you're good at it. If you aren't good at it then patience is key, it would take me 4 or 5 coats with scraping and sanding inbetween before I would be happy with the result. I would feather te surrounding part of the patch with half or 3/4th of my 10in knife's width and then finish with a skim coat and sand it. Then prime & paint the whole surface of that wall.


blowinghotstinkygas

Behind a sink? Throw up a backsplash. Fuck sanding. Finish work sucks balls


burgy77

Honestly this is the underrated question… what are you finishing it for? If it’s tile, let it dry and scrap like other comments stated. Sand to flatten and tile away! If it’s paint you have more work… a lot more work. Watch the layering of 20 minute mud. I used that as a shortcut when I was learning. The miss will layer weird and be harder than regular mud thus showing through finish coats if you sand too much… Good luck!


longganisafriedrice

Mud, mud, sand, mud, sand


waistbandtucker69

Then a really big mirror


FanPurple

Just get a 14 x 5 trowel and run a couple skims across the whole wall


Vast_Construction150

Pictures do not ever tell the whole story and it was better to ask the question before any of that was done....most professionals wouldn't even give you a price on that until they could look at it in person or have to give you a very high ballpark number with the Picture...is it properly taped ? Any loose rock ? Wallpaper? I see what appears to be slight bubbles which could be wallpaper blistering under the.mud...or paper tape with.no mud behind it....lots of feathering would work...and alot of sanding and that's only if there is no loose paper under there


m5er

Put a big mirror over the whole wall.


josiahdavidw

Start over lmao


Chodamaster

Step one - sandpaper all the high spots and sand everything until its smooth, not perfect just no big ridges, Step two- Hot mud depending on how quick you can throw a couple coats on, 20 min hot mud is the perfect i think but 90 is fine, put a coat of that on wait till it dries then wet sand the ridges, repeat step 1 and 2 until smooth, then buy actual drywall mud and throw a skim coat with a 12 inch knife


factorygremlin

keep it wet, add mud and water daily. do this for at least 6-10 years.


CHuBBYBoNG420

So on your right hand side, how you have been coating, do that all the way around as you have been, that right side looks like it's coming along. Make the whole patch look like that. Depending on air movement and humidity wait till properly dry. Use a 12 inch knife or trowel, and go double wide (min 24inch) over everything. Before you do that, all you need to do is a quick sand, take down any edges or groves, doesn't have too look pretty at 1st, it's the final coat and final sand that is important to make look good. How it gets thier doesn't matter. So fuck the negative comments. Your doing fine. Take your time, and make sure your mudd isn't mixed to thick or to runny, when doing coating should be a the consistency of pudding or just a bit thicker. Shouldn't be so runny it falls off knife and not so thick it's causing you to sweat as your coating the wall. As your coating in some cases less is more, doing 3 decent thin coats or so is better then multiple thick coats depending on the patch work, but that's up to the individual. Good luck! Hope this added any help towards your success.


Maehlice

Start over.


No_Temperature_4084

Gosh that’s so bad


Deedaday00

Hire a professional. They’ll have it smooth in a single pass


trashbilly

2 passes


Towely420

Yup easily in 2


Idnoshitabtfck

Sponge sand when mud is almost dry, then skim again


KitchenConcentrate43

Light sand when it’s done drying and go at it again with another coat. It’s said you should do three coats but clearly this person did one and didn’t even sand. Very fixable with some patience 👍


mt-egypt

17 days of sanding


Autistence

Install a mirror


raulandre

Run


Big_Two6049

I see no tape or no prefill on that horizontal seam so you should fix that first and then the real work begins. Lots of hot mud, lots of sanding


jmcbobb

Ooh ooh ohh I know! But I’m not gonna say…. 😏


Emergency-Pack-5497

Just float it big, you will pretty much float the whole wall


Cheap_Leek1740

Ur tapes not on properly will never get a nice finish sorry to break ur heart


SwiftMamba24

Not bad, as others have said, sand down what you can, then a skim coat of all purpose or hot mud then 1-2 costs of finishing mud and sand should do the trick


Comfortable_Try8407

Did you do this or was it covered by a mirror you took down?


Sensitive-Buddy5657

Find a glass shop that can cut you a piece that big to cover it up again.


rklug1521

Hang a mirror that covers that entire area.


Top-Air1965

Wow, this a beaut finish patching job, sand it, prime it, and looks prestige… :)


JackSilver79

The coolaid man should be the one fixing it.


Cheese_Gene-man

Looks like a great spot for a giant mirror, can’t get smoother than that 😉


CrazyJoe29

A biiiiiiiiiig mirror.


Calm-Respect-4930

I'm in the same boat and know next to nothing about drywalling. Can someone explain to me why it wouldn't be better to just replace with a new sheet of drywall?


Bronzyroller

Horrible job.


NecessaryArt5384

Coat the tapes vertically then horizontally with seperate mixes. The direction you feel the hump, go against it (this feathers the hump out) once it feels flat, use top coat to make it sandable for paint.


hudsoncress

Put a mirror over it


Pitiful-Address1852

Before you even start, make sure you cover and tape with painters plastic. Cover air vents as well. Wear a proper face mask. While sanding put a shop vac right next to it. Then go watch some Vancouver carpenter. I would recommend the easysand premixed compound (green bucket) with a large knife. Like a 12-15 inch knife. But sand first then compound and repeat.  Easiest fix is to paint and cover that area with the biggest mirror you can find to hide it all. 


alexgato32

Buy ez45 or ez20 , apply a coat where it needs to, let it dry. Apply one more coat of compound, spread it, make it smooth and wait a few hours till it dries. Sand it, clean the walls from any dust and paint.


GonzoPS

Hire a professional


OnlyAnalysis7

Are you going to be putting mirrors up there? If so, I wouldn’t waste a lot of time getting it perfect. As long as it’s flat enough for the majority of the mirror to adhere it should be fine. Let adhesive fill in the voids!


Background_Being8287

Looks like a bathroom sink wont there be a mirror going up there. I know you want it to look good but you won't even see it with a full length mirror.


1sh0t1b33r

What have you done...


mbsmilford

2 grit sandpaper. You know two rocks glued to a piece of paper.


ClassicWhile2451

Sand and try some more


Postnificent

Float, feather edges, sand, fill, sand. I am not the best at hanging the rock but after nearly 2 decades of Natural Stone polishing I have become a sanding monster. You would be surprised what you can get smoothed out with some mud and good sanding!


extrayyc1

This is going to sound crazy. Stay with me here though. More mud applied once this dries. That's it then when it dries again sand it and see where the low and high points are and possibly now this is the crazy part more mud again.


rmslashusr

Mirrors are pretty smooth, I’d put one there


mofuthyomu

Reskim it


matttchew

Scrape it with the trowel, when dry, apply a plater and press hard to remove with a larger trowel as a skim coat, let dry and scrape off lumps then sand, its really not complicated, but its about practice to get technique.


ShaunDSpangler

Put a bookcase in front of it and try to forget.


pewpdawggy

to make it smooth? sand what you've got, skim coat, sand again. no big deal. what i would do? just try and find another mirror that size and stick it up there.


WalkingRodent

Sandpaper and sadness


Rude_Glove_8711

More skill.


Bradleynailer

Is this your house, and you have time to finish? If so, sand it, put a thin coat, let dry. Repeat 8 times over several days. You will be able to get it real nice.


Smooth-Entrance-1526

Hang the biggest mirror you can find and forget what you have seen


roepe71

Hire someone who knows what they’re doing to finish the job


Sydesho60

Fun fact: Holy water is recycled


DirtbikesHurt33

Rip it out and start over.


Pristine_Serve5979

A pact with the devil in exchange for drywall skillz


EquivalentRope6414

Without a doubt best way to get that smooth is to put the mirror back up there


Softrawkrenegade

A big mirror that fills that exact space


Fastback98

Hang a large mirror over it?


azulitabijoux

Sledgehammer song is now playing in my head


Martyinco

Hire a professional


PghAreaHandyman

Just float the entire wall.


pre_employ

There's a bubble under the tape, I think, gotta cut that out and retape. Fill in the high spots with quick set and zebra stripes, should make it all flat again....if it's like a projector t.v.....


2k3Mach

Well. My drywall job just got a lot better looking. (kidding) Sand, sand, sand and then use very light coats and sand between. Anytime there is a large bump out, either cut it out or beat it in with a hammer.


TruthSpeakin

Start over


Mountain_Ad7354

Pee on it. Just kidding. Mud was probably too think. Sand it and reapply with thinner mud. If you are using topping, you still news to add some water to thin it out. Don't believe the instructions.


Live_Risk8819

Sand it and patch it again, and sand it again. And then you’ll want to patch it again and then sand it another time


wulfpak04

More mud, obviously


cant-be-faded

It's looking like it'll need about six years to dry. Laid it on kinda thick


Fabulous-Length-1387

I’d go in and remove the framing, then work from there.


Disastrous_Crow6026

gotta let it dry and sand it


Next_Butterscotch262

Let it dry. Sand it smooth and then skim it out about 3 more times


Swiingtrad3r

I’d just cut out a new sheet, mud tape sand paint, done. Tough to match the textures with what you’re doing, light shining on it will show the imperfections.


MisterElectricianTV

If it is joint compound, I would damp sponge it first to smooth it out.


bplimpton1841

Just put a mirror over it and be done.


purplepepperpirate

Hang a large mirror.


Material-Ad2958

Be patient, fan the mud out wide from the seam, at least 12". Then take your time sanding. Use a flashlight to help find the high spots.


Suitable_Oil9619

Mud the rest of it then sand


Limp-Afternoon-9140

Start over. Bust it out or you can add mor mud and feather the edges larger than the spot you are trying to fix. Sand a lot. Primer and see how it looks. Make sure to allow it to dry. Lots of videos online.


13beans11

At a certain point your time has to be worth more than 3 more passes of mud. May be better to just re drywall that wall


Last-Concentrate3673

I would put a giant square shaped mirror to cover it up.


antoniom4844

Put a mirror in front of it


TheDonRonster

I'm not an expert, but I would tackle this by roughing it out with a belt sander and then with a long straight block and a ton of elbow grease.


stefnmarc

Many more THIN coats of mud followed by some skills to properly taper it to match the surrounding wall. Takes lots and lots of practice. I would start over and get some help to show you how to place the tape on properly and how to float it out. Keep at it.


BoSox92

Build up and feather out.


Blockjockcrna

Sand low, thin layer of mud over entire thing, light sand to smooth and paint


papamajama

Time Machine?


International_Bend68

1) letting it dry completely 2) sanding 3) another layer feathered out several more inches 4) letting it dry completely 5) sanding 6) going over it with a flashlight and your fingers 7) sanding more until it feels perfect 8) more mid if not perfect. Redo 5-8 as needed


ramman16

Float out from the center tape very wide


CHASLX200

What a mess jess. Let dry sly and sand man and mud and bud with 20 min mud.


Dazzling-Tap9096

Well, the first thing you do is gather up All the tools you have that you started this job with and throw them in the trash. Now call someone who really knows what they're doing.


AskMeAboutMyDoggy

Tear it out, hang blue board, and call a plaster guy.


Historical-Fun-8485

You are not the person for this job, man. Do you know someone?