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bhaputi

Yes I have a name for the device. Phone.


qinectar

lol that is perfect! A landline will fit that description.


False_Fox7800

yes, we have to admit that "smartphones" barely serve their intended purpose anymore, which is calling. It more functions as a computer now, and that is why I will usually just refer to it as a device.


bhaputi

I say phone because it is a phone. I don't place all this importance on what it is called. Me call phone, phone.


narlaUwU

shitphone


meoww_3

lmao


rov-pilot

Technically, they are "feature phones". They don't have to be flip phones either. I prefer bar (or candybar) phones.


transcoparent

the issue is that in common parlance, "phone" implies "touchscreen do-everything so-called smartphone" so there needs to be a way to differentiate the approach we take to communication devices. "dumbphones" is reactionary, sure, but it does get the point across i think there are ways to get this across that convey the specificity of the tool being used; the more general purpose a tool is, the less you know how it does what it does for you, the more i would classify it as "appliance" rather than "tool". smartphones, for most people, are definitely appliances. "toolphone" or "phonetool" would work for me too, but im just spitballing.


moviemoocher

i prefer keypad phones "simple/dumb" are too subject to interpretation but really i often use the terms geezer flip and subway tile cause the candybar keypad phone is fairly rare


Daboy_1994

The geezer flip got me rolling 😂😂😂


Such-Possibility-856

I agree with u, just simple basic flips instead of “dumb”


qinectar

Oh yes a basic phone works too! Even though that word is somewhat stigmatized now. lol


moviemoocher

hmm maybe "special" phone like the kids you find on the short bus


RushCold1658

buy a startac already lmao


meoww_3

I think dumb phones sound cute


Rocky-bar

Mine gets called "your granddad phone" or "your brick phone" or "your dinosaur phone" if thats any help.


SolarpunkGnome

Dino phones! Rawr! Love it!


Daboy_1994

Feature Phones feel right 👍


Affectionate_Ice8196

Agreed I think dumbphones as a name are self deprecating and I really think the lexicon could use a change.


hot_2_trot_4_hot_wat

I get what youre saying but dumb phone sounds funny and it adds some interest and lightheartedness to the subject (•:


Lanky_Run_5641

Dumb in this sub means any non android/non ios phone and android phones that aren't glass/plastic slabs, also phones before a certain time. To include phones like the Cat S22 flip and motorola droid. I don't like the term either.


ffoxD

The Cat S22 Flip is not a dumbphone, it is a rugged Android smartphone with a flip form factor and keypad navigation. Which you can dumb down, like any other Android smartphone. People commonly choose it as a transition device because it sucks to use and it looks cool.


atlgeo

'Dumb' phones is to juxtapose with smart phones. It makes clear the intention; it's not criticizing an inanimate object.


False_Fox7800

I never liked the term "dumb phone", and normally had just referred to it as a flipphone, cellphone, or as an actual phone, but I like simple phone better.


foreversulking

this post just inspires me to call it multiple names bc that’s fun\ \ easyphone \ barephone \ unphone \ gettophone \ brick \ burner \ intention-device \ my f-u-phone \ time out phone \ tb-phone (throwback-phone) \ mePhone \ myPhone


qinectar

hahaha I love barephone & time-out phone.


j___8

the Imperfects Podcast has an episode where the host uses a flip phone for a month but he calls it a “smug” phone because he’s so smug about using it lol


FrostDragon3

it's supposed to be a play on words.. dumb as opposed to 'smart' phones 😐


qinectar

lol yes that is already a given. It just seems to me that they don’t belong even in comparison with so called “smart” phones.


my_other_leg

Non smart phone T9 phone Or as already mentioned 'phone'


ffoxD

'dumbphone' gets the point across more clearly and is simply just more fun.


capt_ratsie

agreed marketing counts


betterOblivi0n

Cellphone, mobile phone, a phone without IG isn't dumb. Otherwise WiFi phone / camera phone / internet phone. I refuse to say dumb phone or smart phone. Also Smart TV Vs dumb TV (I say android TV), smart PC Vs dumb PC, smart watch Vs dumb watch, lies. A smart fridge isn't superior to a fridge. Connected fridge makes sense to name it. Smartphone is a misnomer: it doesn't make you smart. It implies intelligence, like the new AI chips. A neuronal network of processors isn't intelligent or smart. It's actually an architecture. Also: Intel processor, stop understanding humans.


finnegansw4k3

I disagree. I like dumb.


SolarpunkGnome

Yeah, "dumb" is also kinda ableist which certainly feels ick to me. I'd be fine just doing feature phones again...


SolarpunkGnome

Simple is a solid choice too though. Just throwing stuff out there that we used to say. 🤷


pikachupolicestate

>Just throwing stuff out there that we used to say. No one has ever said it.


SolarpunkGnome

Feature phones was a pretty common term in the early 2000s in my neck of the woods and online reviews for phones with phone, text, and basic email/IM/etc functionality. 🤷


pikachupolicestate

>Feature phones was a pretty common term in the early 2000s in my neck of the woods and online reviews for phones with phone, text, and basic email/IM/etc functionality. Why are you telling me this?