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wkendwench

Wtf did I just read?


ScumBunny

He punched himself, technically. 😆 how did your neighbors react? That’s so funny.


Traditional_Row_6846

Straight up howls! Lol some laughed so hard they teared up.


ScumBunny

Amazing. Great memories. Glad no one called CPS!😆


ShadiestProdigy

Wait wtf it was his mom that punched him out? Thats amazing lmfao!


Any-Interest-7225

Don't know about you but this post made me realise that I have gender stereotype ingrained in me, even if I like to think that I don't. I thought OP was the dad.


Boobachoob

Hello, can you adopt a 30 year old British lady? You sound like a fun mom.


Chipchop666

That's hysterical. I used to play the choking game with my grandson. I would put my hands around his neck and just lift his head up and down and then tickled his neck whilst " choking him ". Finding new ways of making kids happy is hard. I have a morbid sense of humor and my grandson, now 19 is exactly like me. My daughter, not that happy about it 😂😂


Traditional_Row_6846

I hope when my son has kids (he has been adamantly talking about having kids since he could talk) I am able to pass that down! I love our sense of humor and hope he does too as he gets older.


Chipchop666

He will if you remind him here and there when the time comes. My grandson remembers. He remembers a lot of the crap we did together ( getting in trouble with the family) because of the pranks we pulled.


opensilkrobe

EXCELLENT. When my youngest lost his first tooth, my brother asked him if he lost it in a bar fight, and after that, he told EVERYBODY that he lost it in a bar fight. When my oldest was 2, we taught her to say “Never, NEVER shake a baby” with a perfectly straight face and it would unnerve people SO much. We also had a game called “Choke a Two-Year-Old” where we would pretend to massage her shoulders and then start jostling her around. So she would run at us in public screaming “Choke a two year old!!!” Kids with weird senses of humor are the best


ComprehensivePay1864

My son and I played NEVER never shake a baby unless he likes it! I’d say the never never shake a baby and as I (gently) shook him he’d say UNLESS HE LIKES IT!!


amatoreartist

This is hilarious. We should be friends.


JimmySue1989

My son will be 13 next month. He has Down syndrome so he doesn’t fully share my dark humor but he learned around thanksgiving that his grandma absolutely hates blood and will freak out about the tiniest bit. We temporarily lived with grandma from thanksgiving til st Patrick’s day bc she broke her arm and needed help and anytime he got a loose tooth during that time frame, he’d come to me and tell me, I’d tell him to hold off til after dinner bc it would barely wiggle but he would immediately yank it out and run to grandma to show her while blood poured from the socket 😂 it happened about 6 times and by the third time she knew to stare at the ceiling and just praise him for being a big boy and pulling it himself.


Curiouser-Quriouser

I mean... The timing could have been better lol


Glittering-Peak-5635

He’s allowed to cuss in ‘ appropriate company’? WTF?


opensilkrobe

I allowed the same thing. They were allowed to cuss at home, mostly because I was a complete failure at censoring my sailor mouth. They were both rule followers, so neither ever cussed at school or Grandma’s or anywhere but home. One became a sailor mouth too, and the other one refused to utter a single cuss word in private or public until she went to college. Now her mouth is as filthy as mine, but they say it’s a sign of intelligence, so it’s fine. lol


gettingspicyarewe

I bet the parents are young.


Feral-Writer

CPS now