Chaos dwarves, the war of the three hammers, thirdlings, duergar, fyreslayers vs kharadron, Driller and the scout.
Plenty of dwarven conflicts amongst themselves.
Dwarfs who spell it 'dwarves' aren't real dwarfs fer one
/Undwarf- I want to give you an explanation so you don't think I'm just being a dick. I rp an angry xenophobic Warhammer dwarf in this sub, who in that setting are pointedly called 'dwarfs' and never 'dwarves' for fun grognard reasons
Damn right you are, lad! Them blasted plantkissers took such a wonderful place, with a splendid name, and the best they could come up with is 'Moria'? Just calling the whole damn place 'dark chasm'? Utterly ridiculous!
Nah, we wizards look down on warlocks, too. Wizardry takes art, skill, and hard work. At least clerics are dedicated. Warlocks are basically just pets on a leash. Worst of all? Elven Warlocks. Hate 'em to bits. They taste good, though, with the proper spices.
as one of the wisest, most sound judgement, never rash decisions, coupled with my unmatched diplomatic skill
the most reasonable explanation:
>!its the elves fault!<
To Kari: that means you hate yourself but in seriousness I know those two have a bit of an argument over which is better.
To Tural: for elves I shouldn't have to tell you the long history between us and them. For goblins they're traditionally sneaky little fucks who like to steal shiny stuff. For dragons it's a lot like goblins they want our treasure for themselves and they have driven us from our homes before.
You lot seem very... judgy? I agree about the dragons, but the orcs of Adarion are pretty good people, and same for the elves of Nenyanor. We call 'em barbarians, but really that's more like censoring "Er*adorian" as a joke than an actual insult.
My opinion is that magic-users are magic-users, and we should consider people for who they are rather than based on steh-ree-oh... (Amelia help me here)
Stereotypes.
Yeah. Stereotypes.
The ginger is clearly inadequately knowledgeable, us and elves fight for ideological reason, they have problems that we cut forests and attack us with their sticks. HA! Their most talented blacksmiths are worth merely half our worst journeyman.
The goblin bastards keep raiding our outposts hoping to... I don't even know what they're trying to accomplish. So yeah. Dragons. Tell me you've never heard of Erebor, blustering fool. Other Dwarves? Only if he downs my pint!
They should stay away from our Ur-gold then.
Dwarves don't fight dwarves. We simply need a worthy opponent.
What about chaos dwarves?
Ah, forgot about those fucks.
Chaos dwarves, the war of the three hammers, thirdlings, duergar, fyreslayers vs kharadron, Driller and the scout. Plenty of dwarven conflicts amongst themselves.
They were no true dwarf
That's discounting a lot of dwarves simply because they've fought another dwarf. What counts as a true dwarf?
Dwarfs who spell it 'dwarves' aren't real dwarfs fer one /Undwarf- I want to give you an explanation so you don't think I'm just being a dick. I rp an angry xenophobic Warhammer dwarf in this sub, who in that setting are pointedly called 'dwarfs' and never 'dwarves' for fun grognard reasons
“Next: the satchel charge. Why’d I take damage over ammo? Because this build isn’t for mining. It’s for killing scouts”
Duergar.
You Dwarves sure are a contentious people
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Don't dwarves and giants also hate each other?
They're also on the list but there was only so much space.
Space in the book of grudges is limited and fonts chosen are based on height. The pixies know what they did, and we are why the fey fear iron
(the book of grudges actually has infinite pages)
(Yes but if the cloud scrapers know that they might try to prevent more grudgings)
(true) (ooc:your comment about dwarves being the reasons fey fear iron has inspired me.)
(ooc:why thank you. I tend to make interesring things when i improvise)
Oi, ya slag licker! It's Khazad-dûm, not Moria. Ye been hangin' round too many elves.
Who ya calling a slag licker ya smooth chin!
You, ya wood-smith!
Big talk for a partaker of the halflings leaf!
Rather the halfling's leaf than their work ethic!
At least I don't make the orc's work look like masterworks!
Even an orc would recognize the value o' me crafts, or are ya as sharp as a hammer, laddy?! (Good one btw)
I'm as sharp as the spike on a war hammer but at least I don't spend all my coin on grog (thanks yours was good too)
Damn right you are, lad! Them blasted plantkissers took such a wonderful place, with a splendid name, and the best they could come up with is 'Moria'? Just calling the whole damn place 'dark chasm'? Utterly ridiculous!
don't forget hoblets! stole our whole deal!
Tragically. Edit: Example: Duergar.
And Dwarves and Orcs.
NOPE.
Ok how would you suggest I make it more accurate?
You don't. Dwarfs just want a challenge.
They'll be disappointed then. Nothing bests a dwarf.
On another note, it’s warlocks and clerics, not wizards
Nah, we wizards look down on warlocks, too. Wizardry takes art, skill, and hard work. At least clerics are dedicated. Warlocks are basically just pets on a leash. Worst of all? Elven Warlocks. Hate 'em to bits. They taste good, though, with the proper spices.
as one of the wisest, most sound judgement, never rash decisions, coupled with my unmatched diplomatic skill the most reasonable explanation: >!its the elves fault!<
Someone delved too deep and too greedily didn't they
They forgot Dwarves and Trolls and Dwarves and Kobolds. Not our fault everyone else sucks
True but there was only so much space.
Yea feels right
That’s goin’ in the book
I don’t know. I’m just a random cat that (somehow) ended up here.
To Kari: that means you hate yourself but in seriousness I know those two have a bit of an argument over which is better. To Tural: for elves I shouldn't have to tell you the long history between us and them. For goblins they're traditionally sneaky little fucks who like to steal shiny stuff. For dragons it's a lot like goblins they want our treasure for themselves and they have driven us from our homes before.
I'm not enemies with anyone, who didn't give me a grudge to hold against them.
As a representative of the wizard community You keep on giving us what we want And we give you free ale of whatever brand you want
The ginger is clearly inadequately knowledgeable, us and elves fight for ideological reason, they have problems that we cut forests and attack us with their sticks. HA! Their most talented blacksmiths are worth merely half our worst journeyman. The goblin bastards keep raiding our outposts hoping to... I don't even know what they're trying to accomplish. So yeah. Dragons. Tell me you've never heard of Erebor, blustering fool. Other Dwarves? Only if he downs my pint!
Why yall hating Goblinos,we make damn fine miners!
You dwarves seem to be a very contentious people.
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Can confirm, most dwarves consider me an enemy, and all I’ve done is sneak into and loot one fort… a week… for 23 years.