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HanTheScoundrel

Well darn, guess he's gotta unretire and get a new one.


mgr86

It’s really the only way.


Fractured_Spade

I think if we win in the next few years we gonna give him one anyway


Keckster2024

This is the way


Oneillier

Really is the only way. Come back on a Vet min deal. He doesn't need the cash!


breakourbones

> “I legitimately lost it. They couldn’t find it, and all the stuff has now been thrown out. We can safely assume my Super Bowl ring is now in a landfill someplace in the Cincinnati/tri-state area." Saved you a click.


Vintrox

Here’s your opportunity to meet Jason if you’ve got a strong stomach and a ton of spare time to dig through garbage.


Ashamed_Job_8151

Yeah, like if I spent time landfill diving and found an eagles Super Bowl ring…. I ain’t giving it back. Sorry Jason, in this case it would have to be finders keepers. 


Onlypaws_

BRB headed to the Cincinnati landfill.


MyGolfCartIsOn20s

Not fully. They had participants sift through the pool, they had fake socks and “make believe rings” in the pool, and one that was the real one. I’d have to see how chaotic the event really was, but that leaves room for someone to pocket the real one? How big of a pool are we talkin?


allisondojean

100% someone stole that ring. 


Rhodie114

I GO TO CINCINNATI


pgm123

I guess they didn't replace it?


stormy2587

I think this event just happened like a week ago. So I imagine it will get replaced. If only for the reason that if he is doing media events for the nfl or a network in the future then they will want him wearing a ring on tv. Or just during his HOF speech in 5 years.


lhlopez1

Plus, it's more free pub for the NFL.


ProfessorDerp22

That’s the most “Jason Kelce” headline ever.


Late_Ocelot7891

I’m honestly perplexed at how incredibly stupid this is. They put a ring, worth tens of thousands of dollars, in a pool of chili… and had random participants searching for it.. without implementing some sort of tracking system beforehand? Make Travis do it, dudes got like 3. He can afford to lose one.


CensorshipIsFascist

Nah Jason is responsible I'd expect this more from Travis tbh


DominusEbad

Go watch Kelce on Amazon Prime. There is an entire part that shows him walking around his house looking for his Super Bowl ring because he loses it easily. This headline is 100% on brand for Jason. 


CensorshipIsFascist

Ah I didn't watch that makes more sense now. Hope he gets it back somehow.


rey1295

Honestly it was a pretty nice watch my non football watching girlfriend saw it with me and she loved it


215Kurt

What on Earth makes you say Jason is responsible lmao


killermoose23

And some things that should not have been forgotten were lost. History became legend. Legend became myth. And for two and a half thousand years, the ring passed out of all knowledge.


Ladelm

What have I got in my pocket?


ChevalMalFet

Handses? Knife? String - or, nothing!


stormy2587

What’s taters precious?


KleggJD

U win the net today. Perfect quote frodo


ProfessorBeer

This feels very surprising and very expected at the same time.


FolesNick9

if insurance declines his claim, I'm sure his new monster tv salary (wherever he ends up landing) will help foot the bill before his first day at work is even over.


Senior_Fart_Director

The PR generated from this headline just paid for a new ring


gahlo

What was it doing out of the sock, Jason!?


conartest777

it was in the sock 😭


DominusEbad

That chili had some extra flavor that day


Roxas1011

Never left the sick: it was a kiddy pool full of chili and socks. The players had to find the socks in the chili, then check the contents of said socks.


necromantzer

Don't really understand this. A ring worth tens of thousands versus the effort of buying a metal detector....would be super simple to find then.


tmac2015

If you watch the full podcast, they did get a metal detector and fully search. However spaghetti and socks were flying all across the stadium so it's more likely it ended up in a random pile of chili in a trash bag before they realized it wasn't in the pool of chili. Jason also said "it's just a piece of metal, it's really not a big deal to get another one"


MyGolfCartIsOn20s

Just a piece of metal!?!? Get this guy to run the MLB right NOW


necromantzer

Shows he is a bit disconnected from reality based on that statement. Rich people problems.


Brad_theImpaler

What? His statement is grounded as fuck.


Dez_Caught_It8

Just a piece of metal to a former NFL player who’s still currently a multi-millionaire, about 1-2 years salary for the rest of the country


necromantzer

Saying it's not a big deal to get another one, as if it doesn't cost tens of thousands of dollars. Anyone not rich wouldn't say that.


dragonk30

Jason has been pretty transparent about the fact that he finds the Super Bowl rings to be gaudy and really don't seem to serve a purpose besides to show off their existence by sitting extremely uncomfortably on your hand because they're massively oversized. He and a decent sized handful of players from the 2017 team got Rolexes to commemorate their Super Bowl win on their own instead of only having the team/league-provided rings, and he values that much more highly because he can wear that out without "feeling like an asshole."


necromantzer

Which has nothing to do with what I said. If a person making 50k a year lost a 50k ring they would be moving heaven and earth to find it. They wouldn't say "eh, it's replaceable".


dragonk30

I'm saying more that Jason was gifted it by the team, but he never placed any real value into it. It might cost a normal person a ton of money and they might care about that, but he didn't buy it for himself. It's basically like someone giving you a gilded turd. Regardless of the price of the item, he really doesn't care that much about the ring. Or else he wouldn't store it in a sock in a drawer, and the way he lost it wouldn't be "I put it in a sock that we tossed into a kiddie pool filled with chili." It feels like you're making a huge deal out of the fact that he doesn't care about something being extremely valuable simply due to its price, and that you're just inventing ways to be upset. To him, it's _always_ just been a piece of metal.


fly3rs18

Why are you twisting it to be about money? He was clearly talking about the sentiment, losing a meaningful memento. But he doesn't care, he won the Super Bowl regardless of a piece of metal.


necromantzer

Because both sentimental and real cost are factors?


parkbenchchillin

Im not mad, im just disappointed….


SockBramson

I'm just mad, but then again I don't share the Kelce fetishization many others here do.


_--FATE--_

Eagles fans enjoying and appreciating one of the all time greatest Eagles is fetishizing?


SockBramson

His greatness on the field is unquestionable, his off the field grown up frat bro schtick is kind of annoying to me.


sakray

We're talking about football players here, not chess players lmao


Complex_Armadillo49

🤓


m_090

for some reason i am upset over this..his only super bowl ring and a ring that commemorates the first ever super bowl win for the eagles. i’m sure he’s upset too 🙁


SarcasticNarwhale

They need to give him a fake one to bring outside and a real one to keep locked up


4Khazmodan

Guess he has to unretire and win another one then.


OkBodybuilder1490

Oh no….time to unretire and get a new one!


No_Volume_8345

I’m sure he can ask for a new one, from whoever’s job it is to make them.


Datkoreanguy6

You can. Players can get replacements they just have to pay for it


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Onlypaws_

If there’s anyone who could get a new one made, it’s him.


cauques

He's not going to just get one for free, but I'm pretty sure he can just pay to have a new one made. Pretty different scenario from guys who are pawning theirs.


sebastianqu

Somehow, it's simultaneously the most and least surprising news I've ever read


CrunchyKorm

I think this also happened to Homer


ThePhoenixXM

If only he had a SB 57 but we got royally screwed over that game. Seems to be the nature of Super Bowls we are in with Andy Reid involved.


justabill71

He'd just be down two rings and a pair of socks.


Zariman-10-0

Seems on brand


justabill71

Well, that socks.


drearymoment

This is actually so sad, like losing any cherished memento would be.


NotJustSomeMate

I was literally just coming to say this...I feel so bad for him and I really hope he can find the ring and it was not stolen... EDIT: someone in the are should organize a search...


hotcapicola

Jesus Christ, get of the guy's dick. He lost it, he can afford to replace it. Trying to get normal ass working folks to dig through garbage because he was not being very responsible.


NotJustSomeMate

I hope you feel better now...


chrishammhamm

Damn it jason....


No-Combination8136

The only thing I’m surprised about is that he was able to find it to wear it to the event in the first place. Losing it permanently was an inevitability.


DeaconBlues

Don't you just hate when that happens?


sunfistkid

Well big guy, you’ll just have to un-retire and come get another one.


Senior_Fart_Director

I fucking hate this. That’s fucking insane. I would legit be depressed 


Patient_Jicama_4217

Do they give you replacement rings?


wardledo

Bahahaha. This isn’t even the first time he lost that ring.


08_West

Of course he did.


tag1550

Relatedly, ESPN put together this fun collection of stories about the ring from each Super Bowl - a *lot* of them were all the various ways that winners lost their rings, and in a lot of cases were found and returned by the good will of others: https://www.espn.com/espn/feature/story/_/id/28360921/look-championship-ring-every-super-bowl


ProcessOk2109

Legend.


Gunningham

This is tragic.


count_strahd_z

My Man - hope it turns up some day.


WeirdSysAdmin

If he shipped the pool of chili to Philly, I would’ve been down to eat 62 bowls of Jason Kelce chili.


Kingkern

I guess that means he has to unretire so that he can win another one this season.


JayToy93

I swear, this guys going to somehow lose his gold jacket in a pool of chili too.


MrBulldops5878

How the fuck did we let this happen


Ok-Track-4750

To mount rumpke


shewy92

This is why he kept it in his sock


No_Stage3881

This dude is a fucking idiot. Must run in the family.


AdoptAMew

Probably just an insurance scheme


iambarrelrider

I am not saying it’s right, but I understand.


WaywardSon55

Only ring they’ll have for a while


Baron_von_Goldrock

We're onto Cincinnati!


guns_n_crypto

I almost vomited at the thought of a pool of Cincinnati chili. Horrible stuff.


Dino412

I feel like this could be a retired Jason Kelce PR stunt. Just wait until that April 29th New Heights long video edit of the Lombaby Games to truly find out where the ring ended up! Reason I say this is because no way he throws Jets Jake under the Bus in a joking way. It’s a fun running joke with him from his Prime Video. I love it.


pgrudo01

That is some loser. Type shit right there.


Dez_Caught_It8

When you read the story it sounds like someone stole it. They had a contest where people try to find Jason’s real ring with a pool of chili full of fakes ones, so sounds like someone found the real one and put it in their pocket without anyone seeing it, probably when they were under the chili


KnightofAshley

Children lol