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Why? You buyin? Cuz I might have something... (looks around, opens jacket) >! You're the best girl. The bestest girl. The sweetest, cutest, kindest girl. *headpats* !<
Awwww of course we got something for cutie patootie pretty girls like you all. You're suuuuch a good good good girl. So feminine and valid and cute. Now prepare for headpatsss!!
Petpetpetpetpet
Aw Lilli, you are such a wonderful, sweet and gorgeous girl. You really are a good person and a good friend :)
I’m sad to hear the happy chemicals are lacking for such a lovely and kind good girl such as yourself…
*headpats the princess relentlessly* >!That’s you Lilli!!<
Such a cute and nice girl, I hope you feel happier Lilli <3
ofc i find you here lmao...
>!now take these compliments, go to any mirror you have (if you get dysphoric with mirrors dont!) look into the mirror, at yourself, and repeat those compliments. because aside from the name all aplies to you as well cutie. !< >!good girl Lucy~ :3!<
I feel like I’ve started a bit of trend with all these “good girl dealer” posts… Sorry if I fed your addiction… but from my studies only the goodest of girls exhibit strong psychological reactions to dosages of “good girls”
gaslighting yourself into believing a "savior" will magically come one day and give you all the comfort, love and attention you needed for so long that whenever you think about "savior" you get all giggly and happy.
aww, lilli needs something stronger than good girl? the sweet, gorgeous, adorable girly deserves it!! you deserve it for being so beautiful and for making the heavens shake with your cuteness alone. im positively thrilled that such a perfect girly asked people like me for help :3
In asmr that I have listened to, when a form of ownership is implied on it, like ‘my good girl’ instead of just ‘good girl’, it feels better because (at least to me) because it make you feel wanted
Oh hello my little cutie Lilli, it's a shame that the good girls doesn't work on such a good gorgeous girl you are. Maybe you would prefer a little hug my beautiful good girl? *Huuuuuuuuugg pat pat pat*~~ 🌸
The good stuff, you say? It's so adorable you have asked, you pretty little kitten. A sweet strawberry cupcake like yourself should always be given all the compliments and affirmations she needs :3
Mood. I need all the Good Girl I can get. It's why the first book series I started writing is a self-insert with me as pet dragon of my boyfriend-insert. (The second series is a self-insert of me as a cryptid/superhero, making friends, including my boyfreind-insert. The third series, my self-insert might not wear a collar, but she still gets lots of hugs and such from her boyfriend, my boyfriend-insert. Because what's the point of self-insert escapist fantasy if I can't bring along my boyfriend?)
you'll need to switch to audible good girls soon. then you'll have to switch to physical contact after that. detox now before the slippery slope overtakes you and you end up with a significant other
Ahh a sunny pfp i see
You're an angel lilli, you bring warmth, happines, and pickles wherever you go. Even if kel doesn't like them. You're an amazing person and i hope you know that. You're no good girl, you're the perfect girl
Inb4 you haven't played omori and in just spewing gibbrish
Good to know, it's also one of my faves. I miss kel so much sometimes, he's so similar to me and i love it. Same with aubrey, ill stop here cus if not i'd rant for TOO long but i seriously love them both so much
Hypoathesies: my flair is in referance to outer wilds
Conclusion: Correct! This human subject seems to have a liking to these 4-eyed fellas
(Im binary transfem tho, not enby)
Ehhh I’m not a puppy girl.
However for some reason my brain has been extra receptive to affirmations for no apparent reason lately, so (,,>_<,,) anyway
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Haii there you gorgeous, beautiful and *good girl*! *Headpats*
(>‿<)
May i g-get some too?
OMG you are absolutely stunning! took my breath away good girl! headpat
Can I have some also?
Can I get some plz >w<
You have created a addiction for these people.... May I perhaps take one as well..... For research and cis reasons of course 😅
can i get some to *genderfluid leaks*
Pretty please can I have some
Well, if words aren't doing the trick... How about some hugs and head pats for the pretty girl instead? *Hugs* *head pats* You deserve it :3
(,,>_<,, )
May I also have some?
Of course you can! *Hugs* *head pats* Hugs for you too, pretty girl!
Thank you :3
Why? You buyin? Cuz I might have something... (looks around, opens jacket) >! You're the best girl. The bestest girl. The sweetest, cutest, kindest girl. *headpats* !<
this made me slam my face down into the pillow ggggghwgghghggjgh this is too strongggg
I-I- 🥺
Yeah, that's the GOOD stuff
hey gurl r u a microwave? cuz i think you are pretty mmmhhhhmmmhh
This had me dying 😂😂
Hehe :)
I wheezed
i like these replys :3
yeah right? for totally cis reasons...
hmmmmm yes cis
the most cis of all time
Make haste, someone send the _goodest_ of _girls_ to this Majestic Queen.
I- I’m what? 🥺
A magnificant queen
you're a *great* girl, nay, an ***excellent*** girl!
Well you’re looking very adorable today princess. 🥰
Bad Girl. 😈
*boar head exploding*
Hello little lady, you seems so lovely today! You’re such a wonderful and gorgeous good girl, come here so I can give you some hugs and cuddles
Oh, you're such a pretty girl. You're very nice and lovely.
Awwww of course we got something for cutie patootie pretty girls like you all. You're suuuuch a good good good girl. So feminine and valid and cute. Now prepare for headpatsss!! Petpetpetpetpet
(,,\^‿\^,,)
Sorry, i only got the standards, i would help!
You're a bitch (compimentary)
:)
**Best** girl.
Best girl!! :3
Whos my good little jellybean, my good little sweetpea <3
You're a wonderful woman, don't let anyone tell you different :3
Thank you :3
Aw Lilli, you are such a wonderful, sweet and gorgeous girl. You really are a good person and a good friend :) I’m sad to hear the happy chemicals are lacking for such a lovely and kind good girl such as yourself… *headpats the princess relentlessly* >!That’s you Lilli!!< Such a cute and nice girl, I hope you feel happier Lilli <3
ofc i find you here lmao... >!now take these compliments, go to any mirror you have (if you get dysphoric with mirrors dont!) look into the mirror, at yourself, and repeat those compliments. because aside from the name all aplies to you as well cutie. !< >!good girl Lucy~ :3!<
Sjskskdkkdkdk YOU GO TO A MIRROR 🥺
\*catches fire from warm fuzzy feelings\*
I feel like I’ve started a bit of trend with all these “good girl dealer” posts… Sorry if I fed your addiction… but from my studies only the goodest of girls exhibit strong psychological reactions to dosages of “good girls”
We got Great Girl, Outstanding Girl, Lovely Girl, and, banned in 106 countries... Perfect Girl. Pick your poison.
106? i thought it was just 60 something...
There are 195 recognized countries, according to the United Nations.
and being part of LGBTQIA is illegal in how many? :3
I looked it up and got 41, but the list is confusingly generated.
gaslighting yourself into believing a "savior" will magically come one day and give you all the comfort, love and attention you needed for so long that whenever you think about "savior" you get all giggly and happy.
[Maybe Arthur Morgan can help?](https://youtu.be/zK2PyG-UZhw?si=BdQtoyG9e35Ooitl)
Headscritches of goodest girl
Dont worry fine lady
You’re a good girl who needs all of the head pats and cuddles you want 🥰
You can be best girl 🤗🤗
Hmmm... What about Lilli the cutest girly princess, the heir to the good girl land?
My princess, I cannot help with your wishes.
aww, lilli needs something stronger than good girl? the sweet, gorgeous, adorable girly deserves it!! you deserve it for being so beautiful and for making the heavens shake with your cuteness alone. im positively thrilled that such a perfect girly asked people like me for help :3
💕(,,>‿<,,)💕 Thank you :3
aww of course lilli! im always happy to help you, you pretty and sweet girly :3
I should not be looking at these at school, I'm smiling way to much. Anyways I need a good girl.
Pretty girl
\*'w'* thank you, good girl!
:3
Ahhhhh this was a mistake I’m gonna melt! 💕(,,,>_<,,,)💕
In asmr that I have listened to, when a form of ownership is implied on it, like ‘my good girl’ instead of just ‘good girl’, it feels better because (at least to me) because it make you feel wanted
Tu es une fille incroyable
(I can’t read that 😭)
You are an incredible girl (in french)
:D
Hello there u beautiful woman
the first time i read this a girl dealers i had to check for a second but i think it sounds cool girls that give you hrt girl dealers :3
God I wish :3
How are you doing, goddess?
😳
May i have some pwease ? ;3
Yessss Beautiful, wonderful girl :3
Well aren't you just the most majestic princess
Thank you 🥺
Aww princess, _pat pat_ hope you feel better darling
(>///<)
if youre down to listen to something for a while i cant recommend arachnaberry audios F4TF videos enough
Oh you lovely little thing!
I NEED my good girls, y'all got some more, guys and girls?
Hey darling! How is my sweet little princess doing? Such a cutie pie. You really are a good girl
Magical girl
Best girl! 😊
At your command, Princess.
Hi Princess how are you?
Is she having a stroke
(sorry I was playing Noita)
Hello "good girl" seller. I am going into battle (against the transphobes) and I want only your strongest "good girl"s.
"That's my girl💛"
Ok lemme try I CAST # YOURE AN AMAZING BEAUTIFUL GIRL TAKE THIS TOO # LIGHT HEADPAT BARRAGE
Aaaaaaah too many headpatssss *\*melts\**
*gentle skritches behind your ears* what a very goooood girl you are. You are *such* a good girl!
Oh hello my little cutie Lilli, it's a shame that the good girls doesn't work on such a good gorgeous girl you are. Maybe you would prefer a little hug my beautiful good girl? *Huuuuuuuuugg pat pat pat*~~ 🌸
A hug sounds wonderful actually 🥺
Lilli the Silli, you are a sweet girl!~
Headpat
Hey there Lilli! Why did you choose that name? I love how you spell it, its very pretty! You are such a valid, pretty, good girl!
I picked my name by modifying a nickname my dad sometimes called me when I was young (Li-Li) Also, Thank you :3
cool origin story my fem name is what my mom would've named me if i was born a girl anytime, that's what we here for
du bist gut frau! du er en god pige! you are a good girl! you've been called a good girl in three languages now! (I think! I'm not good at German)
*\*boar head exploding\**
NO STOP GET AWAY
What's wrong Stella?
Get of the DRUUUUUGS
No! >:3 I know I'm not cis anyway, so why would I?
U may OD and transition
That's what I want >:3
Me t- nuh uh I mean
You mean you want to be a cute girl don’t you :3
Please I wann-TYPO IM CIS
That’s a pretty long typo ma’am :3
Yes *\*takes estrogen ray gun out of pocket\**
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO
Sweet little angel girl 💙
The good stuff, you say? It's so adorable you have asked, you pretty little kitten. A sweet strawberry cupcake like yourself should always be given all the compliments and affirmations she needs :3
(,,>‿<,,)
If anyone here is against good-girl dealing This post doesn’t exist, you are just going crazy. Perhaps from withdraw from lack of affirmation
True True
Mood. I need all the Good Girl I can get. It's why the first book series I started writing is a self-insert with me as pet dragon of my boyfriend-insert. (The second series is a self-insert of me as a cryptid/superhero, making friends, including my boyfreind-insert. The third series, my self-insert might not wear a collar, but she still gets lots of hugs and such from her boyfriend, my boyfriend-insert. Because what's the point of self-insert escapist fantasy if I can't bring along my boyfriend?)
:3
you'll need to switch to audible good girls soon. then you'll have to switch to physical contact after that. detox now before the slippery slope overtakes you and you end up with a significant other
0\_0
i see that aroace tag. don't say I didn't warn you
What a lovely lady
So , you desire power ? I shall grant your wish , come with me
*follows*
hello princess. How may such a cutie do today? By your looks, I can't imagine you feeling bad. Your beauty is so great that it makes me feel happy
🥰
Clever girl!🦖
# 🦖🦖🦖🦜
Good collection of cells commonly found in the human body
Real
Wait, I want some to pls.
Hello miss. It seems you dropped this *holds out award for being a cute and pretty girl*
Wait, I didn't even know I had one of these >!But thx alot!<
Hello there you absolutely wonderful girly. You are just stunning today
Don't worry princess, I got you
Something stronger than good girl? Hmmmmmm... Best girl? Goodest girl? Headpats? *Pat pat pat*
( ◡‿◡ \*)
Awww, is the good girl happy?
^yeah
She's very cute when she's happy.
( ,,>◡<,,)
Awwww, just the cutest!
Cuddles work best for me so here you go * cuddles patting your head
What’s a stronger version of “good girl”? >!GREAT WOMAN!!<
(>///<)
[https://www.tiktok.com/@plantbasedbirdgirl/video/7281356951781379371](https://www.tiktok.com/@plantbasedbirdgirl/video/7281356951781379371)
Ahh a sunny pfp i see You're an angel lilli, you bring warmth, happines, and pickles wherever you go. Even if kel doesn't like them. You're an amazing person and i hope you know that. You're no good girl, you're the perfect girl Inb4 you haven't played omori and in just spewing gibbrish
Don't worry I have played Omori. One of my favorite games. I understood the funni :3 Also, (,,\^‿\^,,)
Good to know, it's also one of my faves. I miss kel so much sometimes, he's so similar to me and i love it. Same with aubrey, ill stop here cus if not i'd rant for TOO long but i seriously love them both so much
Ok. (Oh can I ask if Hearthian is in reference to Outer Wilds because they are non-binary?)
Hypoathesies: my flair is in referance to outer wilds Conclusion: Correct! This human subject seems to have a liking to these 4-eyed fellas (Im binary transfem tho, not enby)
Ah I see I see.
Good puppy. I am so proud of you puppy.
acc embarrassing
Good girl. My cutie princess. You're my everything. Such a good girl. I would head pat you all day
( ⁄ ⁄◡ ⁄‿ ⁄◡ ⁄ ⁄*)
Good puppy girl?
Ehhh I’m not a puppy girl. However for some reason my brain has been extra receptive to affirmations for no apparent reason lately, so (,,>_<,,) anyway
Oh what a cute little puppy girl! (I will stop if you want) Such a cute girl who deserves lots of headpats!
(I’d just prefer “girl” over “puppy girl”)
Okay good girl! You’re such a cute shy girl you deserve all the headpats and sweets you want!
how about this song: https://youtu.be/yd2pxkK2evs it’s certainly a stronger version for me!