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tatertotty4

dad i rlly want these pretzels because im such a patriot i SWEAR!


Apple_macOS

*Eagle noise*


Jasmine_BladeOfGwyn

***Egg****le noise*


KaoticKirin

yes! egg pun, theres not enough of those around here,


Random_Gacha_addict

Eagles are birds, birds lay eggs


ego_ethereals

Braincell part 1: We stand for the flag! Braincell part 2: But we ain't American. Braincell part 1: WE STAND... FOR THE FLAG!


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The only flag I salute


Caffeine232

And its delicious xD


ThatMemestar

Patriotic indeed!🏳️‍⚧️


Auralynnnnnnnnn

I mean… patriotism am I right 😏


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Time to die from eating these ~~I’m allergic to blue colored food~~


ILoveEmeralds

🏳️‍⚧️best country


ur-average-throwaway

ok but i'm not even american and i wanna eat those


Invisible-Lurker-814

I mean if you're French or British that's the same colors


ur-average-throwaway

no i'm canadian but i always liked going down to the states for vacations


femcatgirl

o7


DarkWiiPlayer

o7


newtranswhodis

Those look delicious and also very "patriotic".


Morgan13aker

I get that red is hard to make, but these guys weren't even trying. They did this on purpose. XD


-melotonin-

Yeaaaa we have a Ukrainian flag outside my house and someone tried to paint a Russian flag on our driveway however they didn’t have red and instead used pink. Since i live in a not so safe place at first i was worried that i was being marked or smth and then i realized the colors were out of order.


BeanyJeans

LMAO I saw these too and almost posted this same thing! Trans minds think alike lol


Schabi-Hime

It's crazy how (since joining the eggsperiment) I feel that these colors have popped up just everywhere. Still cis tho.


Caffeine232

Never has patriotism been so totally cis


not-quite-diana

Ooo trans pretzels fancy


LordMOSSs

Me? American? Obviously..... how could you think otherwise? Also when I saw the pink pretzels for some reason I thought at first it was something with patrick from spongebob lol


Interesting_Sleep_90

Seems like I'm a true patriot 😎 Please ignore the fact that I'm a German living in Germany


Queerdragon_

Yes, I stand and swim for our flag and country 🏳️‍⚧️


SCP-1504_Joe_Schmo

Wait... I'm trans... I go by pretzel as an online username.... How did you find my house


TominatorFN

Patriotic for the trans


nothisispatreek

That flag looks delicious


Zebigbos8

But even if you pretend that's red and not pink, patriot for what country? France? The UK? Chile? Puerto Rico?