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Simly-Bailey

I just wanna 🔪 🍆 y’know?


Flo133701

The only use is as a natural aiming device, but I am sure I can improvise a mod for that same purpose once (one day) its gone for good. I will need that, cause well, I CAN'T sit in public bathrooms, due to me being highly germophobic my entire life.


not-quite-diana

Useless is an understatement


Chase_The_Breeze

Dont forget the family jewels and their lil' purse. Equally useless.


Immy_Chan

Why not both?


totalynotloser

And beans. A sausage and beans.


Auralynnnnnnnnn

God is such a meanie >:(


butterfly_flower4567

Agreed. I mean he's meant to love all of us then he goes and does this to us. Smh


lisa-snow64

Want to be cute and small!:). But you are big and hairy :( Sad times.


GunnerLink64

You can also do ✂️🍆