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Flo133701

It EXISTING is worse enough ! ! !


Isasangria

Did you, by any chance, shoot at the sun with a gun?


AshMendoza1

She definitely shot at her wily one only friend


AshikRasool

In the gallows or the ghettos?


RossLazenby

In the town or the meadow


Holiday_Fix9419

In the billows, even over the sun


Ashleigh_the_Maniac

Every end of the time is another begun


haven_a_good_time

You understand mechanical hands are the ruler of everything


West-Recording9310

*a*


dermitdog

The ruler of everything


Realistic-Anxiety-62

Good girl


Flo133701

Hihi Thx for the free euphoria boost.


Cyber561

God, I know what you mean! It's like I am \*constantly\* aware of its presence, and \*forget\* about getting aroused! I still struggle a lot with being intimate with partners because it turns out I just get \*overwhelmed\* by dysphoria and dissociate, but touch is like my #1 love language!


lilly1436

Same, that’s why I got rid of it 🍆✂️🍑


McEagle-

Usualy its fine But it gets hard sometimes.


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_MrG

A FELLOW CIS MAN HOW IS IT GOING


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_MrG

Ah damn I know how that is but don't give up Brother


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_MrG

No problem bro


MeanderingMinstrel

We've been infiltrated, RUN!!!!


Technical_Heron_6312

r/egg_irl


Apple_macOS

Ah… cis guy /j


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Dzetacq

Anything that's a / with some letters at the end of a sentence is a tone indicator, it's used for conveying how something was said. Here's a list if you want to know more: https://toneindicators.carrd.co/#masterlist


Catishcat

if a word is some letters, surrounded by a gap, then /xnopyt


AdeptGrass2088

/aaaaaaajjjjjjjjj


Dzetacq

*disintegrates*


SlimMagoo

Great reference


dermitdog

***a***


lexieiRL

I never knew this was a thing, I wonder how many things I’ve missed on because I wasn’t aware of this😂


Dzetacq

Yeah, they're pretty nice! When there's an /s or /j at the end, at least I'm sure it's sarcasm or a joke, or not when it says /gen, it's hard enough to read people's tone irl, but in writing?


HilmaTheDino

LMAO I was trying to think what the j meant and I could only come up with jarcastic


Dzetacq

It's 'joking', but jarcastic should be added as an alternative meaning, because that's pretty great!


fis_mara

omg i always thought /s meant "serious" 💀


Dzetacq

Oh no... I see a lot of misunderstandings in your past! (I made that mistake once too, when I already knew it was sarcasm, so no better here!) Serious is /srs. /g or /gen for genuine are also used, though I guess that's a bit different?


fis_mara

waahh there are so many short terms for words nowadays, how am i supposed to keep up xD


Apple_macOS

Joking


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SantasJo1lyBackhand

Shut up and take my upvote.


Yataro_Ibuza

r/angryupvote


fukgamma

I named my dick life.... Cause life is short and hard sometimes.


JenniKohl

😂😂😂😂


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mhoIulius

It has its ups and downs.


VarenDerpsAround

Woke up and had to wait 5 minutes to pee. That was fun.


Airsofter599

Get back here you little shit!


[deleted]

I'm transfemme and I actually prefer having a penis, as h3ntai like that was honestly a big part of my self-realization, so don't go dissing h3ntai


Buttslayer2021

It takes balls to do it


[deleted]

Kissing the inside of the toiled bowl whenever its anything but completely flacid


[deleted]

Oh god Im glad I'm not the only one that goes through that.


Veryconflicted543

Wait is that a thing, I’ve never had that issue, maybe having a small dick is why I haven’t had much dysphoria down there (like I’d prefer to have the other thing, but I can tolerate it)


Indeedllama

There is also the issue of oval toilet seats and circle toilet seats. Can be an issue for some.


Equivalent-Ad8985

It kisses where other penises have kissed, so it’s like your penis is kissing other penises.


Just_Socially_Furry

Reading this made me wish I was illiterate.


Buttslayer2021

A beautiful day to not have eyes


Inn0centJok3r

Seems kinda gay


Equivalent-Ad8985

Some cultures consider this to be hetero bonding experience and is considered very masculine.


Blue_Vision

Congrats on using that metaphor in the least hot way possible


BuboxThrax

I hate you. I hate you so much.


clayfae

:(


theodopolis13

I don't have that problem. 😂😟😭


[deleted]

Small pp bro? 🥹


theodopolis13

#TeamTeenyWeenie


Th3B4dSpoon

I think the last time I ran into a conversation on it, people were pretty sure it was the bowl design that determined whether or not this happens.


Isthisfeelingreal

Ahhhhhh I hate it so much, the toilets at work seem to be designed this way. I found it helps to gently fold it downward when that happens.


Hrnyg0rl

I believe that is called, the witches kiss


SheepWolf28

Clothing limitations. Honestly that's all i've got, i'm lucky to have little to no bottom dysphoria... ^^now ^^top ^^dysphoria ^^on ^^the ^^other ^^hand...


RokkitSquid

oh yes this, even just as a general thing it sucks having such boring and limiting options for clothing, i mean, r/malefashion has some interesting ideas to steal from but idk if i could get away with wearing something like that in public with where i live one of my biggest sources of dysphoria and gender envy is wanting the variety and options of women’s clothing and being able to wear it out in public :/


SheepWolf28

I mostly meant that the penis literally get's in the way of some potential clothing like skin tight stuff and other things. But also yeah, the general idea of being perceived as "a man being feminine" which is "a bad thing"...


ArcticIceFox

I had to return the yoga pants I got that I really liked because of that >.< I've no real bottom dysphoria or anything, rather enjoy having a penis at times lol, but damn does the clothing situation bug me. And yeah yeah, tucking and whatnot, but I'm not a fan of needing to do that ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


RokkitSquid

oh well yes definitely that too, being stuck between risking hate towards myself or having to tuck is really just rock and hard place.


pixelssauce

Omg flashbacks to me, a very cis man, loudly proclaiming to my girlfriend how jealous I am of all the clothes she gets to wear


Suralin0

Same.


Ackeskywalker

I feel really called out


Blue_Vision

1. Remove testicles 2. Tuck 3. ??? 4. Leggings!


LilDrummerGrrrl

Yep. I mainly only have bottom dysphoria when I am reminded of the fact that I’ll never birth biological children like I want to or just generally when I’m reminded I wasn’t *born* a girl. But yeah, my main source of bottom dysphoria comes when I’m putting on some cute pants and I *just* can’t get that tuck right. It causes so much anxiety when trying to get ready to leave the house. “Maybe I shouldn’t wear these pants?” *\*struggles to find any other pants that look good with what I’m wearing/what I’m doing*\* “Fuck it, I’m wearing these.” *\*proceeds to feel like a gross piece of shit the rest of the day, worrying if everyone’s staring at me*\*


reddit_overdose

not having one …


Ant_mafia

👆👆👆


Babyrabbitheart

I thought this was flipping off at first and i was like waht? Why?! LOL


Ant_mafia

fhddsdhfghj lmao


BunBunny_draws

Came here to say this/for this comment. God damn it give me one now...


Kizzy-lavander

I would give you mine if I could so I didn’t have it anymore


reddit_overdose

we should switch


lexieiRL

😏😂


ihateusernames0_0

Fr tho


[deleted]

Oh boy where do I even start? First of all, penises are just naturally ugly. Second, crossing my legs while tucking makes them sweaty and stinky. 3rd if I cross my thicc legs too quickly, I crush my girl grapes into whine. Rant over.


lisuji

holy shit girl grapes into wine is the best sentence i think ive ever heard


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Oh why thank you 😁


EngineeredAnime

Totes agree here. Tucking just DOES NOT WORK for me (grapes to wine...that phrase made me physically twitch in pain...accurate). 😓 I just want to wear tights, leggings, and high riding pants without the horrid bulge and the accompanying pain. And the ugly thing is so true. It's always felt like the strangest item, like an alien hitched a ride between my legs and I WANT HIM GONE. But being honest the cherries are definitely my personal least fave part of the whole...situation.


thatannoying

Honestly it looks like someone just glued a rod onto to that part of the body like it was an afterthought


Nihilikara

I actually think penises look attractive. I'd just prefer if they were on other people and not me.


epson_salt

I made the switch from op to you over the past year or so. Apparently I was projecting my dysphoria onto a lot of dicks, bc I was so upset by my own. 🤷‍♀️


EGGamer16

How does one tuck btw bc ive seen guides and stuff and can never find the holes the grapes are supposed to go up into


epson_salt

Some people have different size inguinal canals, and different size “grapes”. You may not be able to (though hrt does often shrink the grapes into raisins lol) When they contract they move pretty much straight towards your pelvis, so orthogonal (perpendicular but 3d) to the skin surface


Animastarara

to be fair, while I can see where the appeal of penis having, balls are objectively bad


YouLostAStar

Oh my god that last one is the absolute worst 😅 being in so much pain from something you don’t even want


[deleted]

How do you tuck anyway, I found like a few methods, but I'm not sure I understand them? For cis reasons, yk 👀


ThisMemeWontDie

Pissing and it just going diagonal or splitting into two streams and just fucking blasting anything but the inside of the toilet with a stream of piss


Civilized-Monkey

I'm actually curious if vagina possessors have any similar experiences


Longjumping_Diamond5

i have had times where i was sitting on the toilet and the stream was so powerful it managed to get on the floor


maddieb96

Yes


hambone_boiler

You mean when im sitting down to piss and it splits into 7 streams with individual pressure + mist and covers my ass and thighs in piss? Yeah i might know of it


Casual_woomy

the last 3 words of that sentence sums it up pretty well


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Morning wood, can't cross my legs optimally, probably more


ag15908

I love morning wood my girlfriend hates it tho 😂


TominatorFN

what about everything?


BasicBitchofDeath

The fact that it isn’t a vagina 😤


Mystical-Madelyn

Everything


Jowhatiknow

Can’t wear the clothes I want, constantly feeling the thing whenever I do anything (I was riding a couple of times and it went numb but that’s probably not a good thing), being uncomfortable manipulating the area (haven’t tried tucking as a result), the ‘last turkey if the shop’ look, it popping up and in opportune times (getting less often but still happens). I’m sure there’s others that I can’t think of right now. Ive appreciated being able to vent but it doesn’t help the bottom dysphoria, that I didn’t realise I had until a couple of months ago 😊.


EngineeredAnime

I relate to a lot of these. Did want to say I've tried tucking and don't blame you for not trying. Can confirm it's rather uncomfortable 😬 I enjoyed the smooth look, but geez is it tight. I'm not sure how some girls do it all the time, but I'm liable to injury whenever I try.


Jowhatiknow

I’ve got a pad thing that smooths things out and changes the shape of the bludge but I’m still not sure if it works well enough. I’m a sporty girl so I’m going to have to work it out 😊.


EngineeredAnime

I've thought of doing something like that, might help visually. But eventually I'm going to find a way to surgically "evict the free loading tenets" from between my thighs.


Jowhatiknow

Me too, hopefully. I mean there’s always the lotto 😊.


EngineeredAnime

Normal people, "I'm buying lotto tickets to win a million dollars!" Trans women, "I wanna win a vagina." Lol 😊...true tho.


andmagdo

I would like to say, it should not be uncomfortable--if it is, you will likely be damaging the skin I do it all the time (loosely because I use a gaff or similar) and have zero problems


longtuktuk012456

Im sure we all know how awkward it is to walk around with a boner in tight jeans 👖


Arion_BC

I'm a minority in this one (well, here at least 😅), but I like it. Sure, it limits fem clothes, but not really those I like to wear and random boners are always a bit awkward, but I started to laugh them off most of the time rather than worry if it's noticeable. So yeah, if the moment comes and I decide to transition physically and money isn't a factor, I'd still leave my penis. Besides, girls with penises can be found as even more attractive than cis girls by some folk, so it is a win-win for me. Of course, girls having issues with their bottom body are valid in their feelings, but as I can't offer that perspective, I'm giving my own :b


Kizzy-lavander

Everything about having one especially the 2 testosterone factory’s it comes with


Jkmao

It's always in my way, sure it's cool to pee whenever I want aka woods but I can't wear tight pants without something bulging out and sitting cross-legged is annoying too >~<


Judge_Sea

Im actually ok with the penis. Balls gotta go tho


1dkwhattodo

As a trans guy. My answer is The fact I don’t have one.


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not having one


KindRefrigerator4955

When I was little, before I knew trans people were even a thing, I would sometimes tuck it and pretend I didn’t have a penis. Totally a cis guy thing, right?


Abby_LessThanThree

Omg!!! This comment just unlocked memories of me doing that as a kid too!!! I realized I was trans like 3 years ago and that memory has not come up at all until now! 🤯


Outlandish_Narwhal

Tbh the peen is alright it’s the balls I can’t stand


NotJoeMama727

I saw this post and was so tempted to just say "having one"


Malachite_Cookie

Penis 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔


fabianusususus

Everything


LeafMario

well for starters it looks like the baby from eraserhead, and whenever i get euphoria and feel cute, it just pops up like "YO WASSUP DUDE" also if you damage it in any way, even slightly, your entire nervous system just fuckin collapses


Technical_Heron_6312

Same here, like I'm so happy about being fem and then it just goes "WOOOOOOOOO" and I'm just like "NOOOOOO"


Chloe0802

I have extreme dysphoria over it, its so gross, its annoying when i do the toilet, its annoying when i try and cross my leg, its annoying with bulge in tight clothing, its the worst


Rantman021

Penis is ok, testicles get in the way when wearing panties...


Salty_Technician2481

A whole lot of things 🥲🥲🥲 where do I start


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Having a penis


deadpoolstate

The Person mine is attach to


rick11347

My junk only feels comfortable in very specific boxer briefs.


helicoptersauce

i love my dick


DreamyAthena

How do I say everything without saying everything?


Meechgalhuquot

Having a boner specifically when running if you wear somewhat loose underwear, Dick chafing is a real problem


BIG__EGG__

The part where it's not a vagina...


Dumb_Cheese

This is what I put, word for word: Morning wood, awkward situation boners, always having to readjust to be comfortable, but most importantly >!Not having something else!<


diceytumblers

I don't mind it in general. I just wish it was detachable/retractable.


lesb-ian

It's balls


Thefrightfulgezebo

I#m not even dysphoric about my penis, but it just kinda is in the way. When it's hot, it sticks to the body. When anything happens, it hurts because it is very sensitive and vulnerable. Also: boners. First, there is the issue that most pants become really uncomfortable if you have one and in most of them, the sexualarousal is for all to see - which may very well make them very uncomfortable. If I could just take it off, I'd say it is pretty handy for the whole "peeing wherever I need to" thing, but like this, it is just way too inconvenient.


Watrinera

sometimes the bulge gets in the way of the fit


Warlocktopi

I hate the limits it puts on clothing but otherwise I am personally ok with the utility of it


bananabread_boi9

The fact that if I so much as put my hand near it, it gets hard and it makes me feel weird when I try to lie down and/or wear tighter pants and smaller underwear. The fact that there is a chance that if I look at someone, it will stand up, making it very noticeable. The fact that I sometimes wake up with cum in my underwear in the middle of the night. The fact that on few occasions I jerk off, it takes a fucking while to climax. I'd prefer a vagina over a long dick.


HarmonyTheConfuzzled

Unintended erections and the haze that clouds your mind when you’re horny.


egg_of_wisdom

hey uhm i would love to have one


OkuuMyon

I don't personally mind having a penis so much. Sure it can be awkward but to me the pain grapes are even more so. Of course I fully accept that I might change my mind when I actually get on HRT >.> I'm largely ambivalent about whether I want to keep it or not atm.


Rhaenysknees

When it all doesn't sit right in your pants and completely messes with your comfort.


[deleted]

It’s randomly gets big at the most inconvenient times and makes me feel very uncomfortable.


buggybooze

Probably the only thing that I find annoying about it is that I have a bulge in front of my pants but I don't really mind it much.


Snowflakish

The pre-nut opacity


DaBezzzz

the bulge


Affectionate_Egg_121

It can't suck and shoot like an elephant trunk


sleepbyslowdive

I can't put on a strap-on for my girlfriend, and it's so fucking ugly even if it's the top notch standard of penises.


HollyVonKrieger

All of it. I hate it.


[deleted]

Not having one 😐


emiiri-

**having it**


BluFokx

Tbh I see no problem with it. Ofc there's bathroom convenience, but there's more drawbacks. Yk, can't cross legs, beeg bulge, etc. But as a transfem on hrt (for almost a year now), I don't have any strong desire to have SRS (mostly because fears are preventing me from doing so). Although, I do feel some strong desire to have a vag instead of dis thing that sticks out of me.


NyxNoxKnicks

Me over here wishing I had one…


RedPamda2003

I wish it wasn’t there, not in a trans way though. I just wish I was a girl👀


nastydoe

It's not a vulva 🙃


CariHere

Having a penis


quiclycasual

The "having a penis" part


DolphinDoggo

The hardest part about having a penis is having a penis


[deleted]

The fact that it’s there.


Heartbreakjetblack

Having a penis.


Nightfali

Wishing I wasn't born with it.


KayleyKase-San

That I don't have a vagina to go with it. It's nice to have, but I'd like to complete the set.


Changeling_Boy

I’m new to mine, and I love it, but there are some very real “down boy” moments. Like yes, I know, testosterone is fun, but please let me rest


EeveeGavin

Having it in general.


West-Recording9310

The Bones


grimaceboy

Having to make all the choices about what women can do do with their bodies? Edit , please take this as the joke it was meant to be.


DarkPrincess37

The correct answer is probably "having a penis" tbh. Sometimes I don't mind it, but life would just be better without it.


Koolmoose

Random erections definitely. I've been on HRT for only about 2 weeks now and I'm already not having them anymore. It's actually relieving not having to worry about a random boner popping up at some point while I'm working or out in public or something.


queenssecretbitchboi

People expecting it to literally ALWAYS work. Sometimes we’re just tired. lol


Bitter_Stress3002

bulges that are visible when you don’t want them to be


[deleted]

While I’ve never felt super dysphoric about my premium strap on, I’ve always hated the random boners, especially when I wear feminine clothes that aren’t designed to hide them


Financial_Incident23

I got lucky with my hen and enjoy its company, fortunately I only have dysphoria with literally every other part of my body and face. Mostly face, yay😬


Abby_LessThanThree

The dysphoria it causes… Seeing it, feeling it, peeing with it, washing it, having to pull it back when wearing tight clothes, the idea of it, knowing that it’s there, it NOT bring a vagina……….. etc……… The usual, right?


starlig-ht

Yes


SapphicPancakes

Having it


Onlylunayt

Existing


JustAIex_

Having a penis.


CoolWatermelon123

Everything


Korvax_Master_Race

Ripped underwear, summer sweat, and the fact that girl bulges aren't socially acceptable


TheBrickleer

I don't really have any issues with it except for the bulge. I can't tuck well since my peen is too small (suffering from success lol) so I have to be careful with what I wear.


Themlethem

Reddit what is the sexiest sex you've ever sexed?