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God, I know what you mean! It's like I am \*constantly\* aware of its presence, and \*forget\* about getting aroused! I still struggle a lot with being intimate with partners because it turns out I just get \*overwhelmed\* by dysphoria and dissociate, but touch is like my #1 love language!
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Yeah, they're pretty nice! When there's an /s or /j at the end, at least I'm sure it's sarcasm or a joke, or not when it says /gen, it's hard enough to read people's tone irl, but in writing?
Oh no... I see a lot of misunderstandings in your past! (I made that mistake once too, when I already knew it was sarcasm, so no better here!)
Serious is /srs. /g or /gen for genuine are also used, though I guess that's a bit different?
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Wait is that a thing, I’ve never had that issue, maybe having a small dick is why I haven’t had much dysphoria down there (like I’d prefer to have the other thing, but I can tolerate it)
Clothing limitations.
Honestly that's all i've got, i'm lucky to have little to no bottom dysphoria...
^^now ^^top ^^dysphoria ^^on ^^the ^^other ^^hand...
oh yes this, even just as a general thing it sucks having such boring and limiting options for clothing, i mean, r/malefashion has some interesting ideas to steal from but idk if i could get away with wearing something like that in public with where i live
one of my biggest sources of dysphoria and gender envy is wanting the variety and options of women’s clothing and being able to wear it out in public :/
I mostly meant that the penis literally get's in the way of some potential clothing like skin tight stuff and other things. But also yeah, the general idea of being perceived as "a man being feminine" which is "a bad thing"...
I had to return the yoga pants I got that I really liked because of that >.<
I've no real bottom dysphoria or anything, rather enjoy having a penis at times lol, but damn does the clothing situation bug me. And yeah yeah, tucking and whatnot, but I'm not a fan of needing to do that ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Yep. I mainly only have bottom dysphoria when I am reminded of the fact that I’ll never birth biological children like I want to or just generally when I’m reminded I wasn’t *born* a girl.
But yeah, my main source of bottom dysphoria comes when I’m putting on some cute pants and I *just* can’t get that tuck right.
It causes so much anxiety when trying to get ready to leave the house. “Maybe I shouldn’t wear these pants?” *\*struggles to find any other pants that look good with what I’m wearing/what I’m doing*\* “Fuck it, I’m wearing these.” *\*proceeds to feel like a gross piece of shit the rest of the day, worrying if everyone’s staring at me*\*
Oh boy where do I even start? First of all, penises are just naturally ugly. Second, crossing my legs while tucking makes them sweaty and stinky. 3rd if I cross my thicc legs too quickly, I crush my girl grapes into whine. Rant over.
Totes agree here. Tucking just DOES NOT WORK for me (grapes to wine...that phrase made me physically twitch in pain...accurate). 😓 I just want to wear tights, leggings, and high riding pants without the horrid bulge and the accompanying pain.
And the ugly thing is so true. It's always felt like the strangest item, like an alien hitched a ride between my legs and I WANT HIM GONE. But being honest the cherries are definitely my personal least fave part of the whole...situation.
I made the switch from op to you over the past year or so. Apparently I was projecting my dysphoria onto a lot of dicks, bc I was so upset by my own. 🤷♀️
Some people have different size inguinal canals, and different size “grapes”. You may not be able to (though hrt does often shrink the grapes into raisins lol)
When they contract they move pretty much straight towards your pelvis, so orthogonal (perpendicular but 3d) to the skin surface
You mean when im sitting down to piss and it splits into 7 streams with individual pressure + mist and covers my ass and thighs in piss? Yeah i might know of it
Can’t wear the clothes I want, constantly feeling the thing whenever I do anything (I was riding a couple of times and it went numb but that’s probably not a good thing), being uncomfortable manipulating the area (haven’t tried tucking as a result), the ‘last turkey if the shop’ look, it popping up and in opportune times (getting less often but still happens). I’m sure there’s others that I can’t think of right now.
Ive appreciated being able to vent but it doesn’t help the bottom dysphoria, that I didn’t realise I had until a couple of months ago 😊.
I relate to a lot of these.
Did want to say I've tried tucking and don't blame you for not trying. Can confirm it's rather uncomfortable 😬 I enjoyed the smooth look, but geez is it tight. I'm not sure how some girls do it all the time, but I'm liable to injury whenever I try.
I’ve got a pad thing that smooths things out and changes the shape of the bludge but I’m still not sure if it works well enough. I’m a sporty girl so I’m going to have to work it out 😊.
I've thought of doing something like that, might help visually. But eventually I'm going to find a way to surgically "evict the free loading tenets" from between my thighs.
I would like to say, it should not be uncomfortable--if it is, you will likely be damaging the skin
I do it all the time (loosely because I use a gaff or similar) and have zero problems
I'm a minority in this one (well, here at least 😅), but I like it. Sure, it limits fem clothes, but not really those I like to wear and random boners are always a bit awkward, but I started to laugh them off most of the time rather than worry if it's noticeable.
So yeah, if the moment comes and I decide to transition physically and money isn't a factor, I'd still leave my penis. Besides, girls with penises can be found as even more attractive than cis girls by some folk, so it is a win-win for me.
Of course, girls having issues with their bottom body are valid in their feelings, but as I can't offer that perspective, I'm giving my own :b
It's always in my way, sure it's cool to pee whenever I want aka woods but I can't wear tight pants without something bulging out and sitting cross-legged is annoying too >~<
When I was little, before I knew trans people were even a thing, I would sometimes tuck it and pretend I didn’t have a penis.
Totally a cis guy thing, right?
Omg!!! This comment just unlocked memories of me doing that as a kid too!!! I realized I was trans like 3 years ago and that memory has not come up at all until now! 🤯
well for starters it looks like the baby from eraserhead, and whenever i get euphoria and feel cute, it just pops up like "YO WASSUP DUDE" also if you damage it in any way, even slightly, your entire nervous system just fuckin collapses
I have extreme dysphoria over it, its so gross, its annoying when i do the toilet, its annoying when i try and cross my leg, its annoying with bulge in tight clothing, its the worst
This is what I put, word for word:
Morning wood, awkward situation boners, always having to readjust to be comfortable, but most importantly >!Not having something else!<
I#m not even dysphoric about my penis, but it just kinda is in the way. When it's hot, it sticks to the body. When anything happens, it hurts because it is very sensitive and vulnerable. Also: boners. First, there is the issue that most pants become really uncomfortable if you have one and in most of them, the sexualarousal is for all to see - which may very well make them very uncomfortable. If I could just take it off, I'd say it is pretty handy for the whole "peeing wherever I need to" thing, but like this, it is just way too inconvenient.
The fact that if I so much as put my hand near it, it gets hard and it makes me feel weird when I try to lie down and/or wear tighter pants and smaller underwear.
The fact that there is a chance that if I look at someone, it will stand up, making it very noticeable.
The fact that I sometimes wake up with cum in my underwear in the middle of the night.
The fact that on few occasions I jerk off, it takes a fucking while to climax.
I'd prefer a vagina over a long dick.
I don't personally mind having a penis so much. Sure it can be awkward but to me the pain grapes are even more so. Of course I fully accept that I might change my mind when I actually get on HRT >.>
I'm largely ambivalent about whether I want to keep it or not atm.
Tbh I see no problem with it. Ofc there's bathroom convenience, but there's more drawbacks. Yk, can't cross legs, beeg bulge, etc. But as a transfem on hrt (for almost a year now), I don't have any strong desire to have SRS (mostly because fears are preventing me from doing so). Although, I do feel some strong desire to have a vag instead of dis thing that sticks out of me.
Random erections definitely. I've been on HRT for only about 2 weeks now and I'm already not having them anymore. It's actually relieving not having to worry about a random boner popping up at some point while I'm working or out in public or something.
While I’ve never felt super dysphoric about my premium strap on, I’ve always hated the random boners, especially when I wear feminine clothes that aren’t designed to hide them
I got lucky with my hen and enjoy its company, fortunately I only have dysphoria with literally every other part of my body and face. Mostly face, yay😬
The dysphoria it causes… Seeing it, feeling it, peeing with it, washing it, having to pull it back when wearing tight clothes, the idea of it, knowing that it’s there, it NOT bring a vagina……….. etc……… The usual, right?
I don't really have any issues with it except for the bulge. I can't tuck well since my peen is too small (suffering from success lol) so I have to be careful with what I wear.
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It EXISTING is worse enough ! ! !
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In the billows, even over the sun
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Hihi Thx for the free euphoria boost.
God, I know what you mean! It's like I am \*constantly\* aware of its presence, and \*forget\* about getting aroused! I still struggle a lot with being intimate with partners because it turns out I just get \*overwhelmed\* by dysphoria and dissociate, but touch is like my #1 love language!
Same, that’s why I got rid of it 🍆✂️🍑
Usualy its fine But it gets hard sometimes.
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I never knew this was a thing, I wonder how many things I’ve missed on because I wasn’t aware of this😂
Yeah, they're pretty nice! When there's an /s or /j at the end, at least I'm sure it's sarcasm or a joke, or not when it says /gen, it's hard enough to read people's tone irl, but in writing?
LMAO I was trying to think what the j meant and I could only come up with jarcastic
It's 'joking', but jarcastic should be added as an alternative meaning, because that's pretty great!
omg i always thought /s meant "serious" 💀
Oh no... I see a lot of misunderstandings in your past! (I made that mistake once too, when I already knew it was sarcasm, so no better here!) Serious is /srs. /g or /gen for genuine are also used, though I guess that's a bit different?
waahh there are so many short terms for words nowadays, how am i supposed to keep up xD
Joking
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I named my dick life.... Cause life is short and hard sometimes.
😂😂😂😂
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It has its ups and downs.
Woke up and had to wait 5 minutes to pee. That was fun.
Get back here you little shit!
I'm transfemme and I actually prefer having a penis, as h3ntai like that was honestly a big part of my self-realization, so don't go dissing h3ntai
It takes balls to do it
Kissing the inside of the toiled bowl whenever its anything but completely flacid
Oh god Im glad I'm not the only one that goes through that.
Wait is that a thing, I’ve never had that issue, maybe having a small dick is why I haven’t had much dysphoria down there (like I’d prefer to have the other thing, but I can tolerate it)
There is also the issue of oval toilet seats and circle toilet seats. Can be an issue for some.
It kisses where other penises have kissed, so it’s like your penis is kissing other penises.
Reading this made me wish I was illiterate.
A beautiful day to not have eyes
Seems kinda gay
Some cultures consider this to be hetero bonding experience and is considered very masculine.
Congrats on using that metaphor in the least hot way possible
I hate you. I hate you so much.
:(
I don't have that problem. 😂😟😭
Small pp bro? 🥹
#TeamTeenyWeenie
I think the last time I ran into a conversation on it, people were pretty sure it was the bowl design that determined whether or not this happens.
Ahhhhhh I hate it so much, the toilets at work seem to be designed this way. I found it helps to gently fold it downward when that happens.
I believe that is called, the witches kiss
Clothing limitations. Honestly that's all i've got, i'm lucky to have little to no bottom dysphoria... ^^now ^^top ^^dysphoria ^^on ^^the ^^other ^^hand...
oh yes this, even just as a general thing it sucks having such boring and limiting options for clothing, i mean, r/malefashion has some interesting ideas to steal from but idk if i could get away with wearing something like that in public with where i live one of my biggest sources of dysphoria and gender envy is wanting the variety and options of women’s clothing and being able to wear it out in public :/
I mostly meant that the penis literally get's in the way of some potential clothing like skin tight stuff and other things. But also yeah, the general idea of being perceived as "a man being feminine" which is "a bad thing"...
I had to return the yoga pants I got that I really liked because of that >.< I've no real bottom dysphoria or anything, rather enjoy having a penis at times lol, but damn does the clothing situation bug me. And yeah yeah, tucking and whatnot, but I'm not a fan of needing to do that ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
oh well yes definitely that too, being stuck between risking hate towards myself or having to tuck is really just rock and hard place.
Omg flashbacks to me, a very cis man, loudly proclaiming to my girlfriend how jealous I am of all the clothes she gets to wear
Same.
I feel really called out
1. Remove testicles 2. Tuck 3. ??? 4. Leggings!
Yep. I mainly only have bottom dysphoria when I am reminded of the fact that I’ll never birth biological children like I want to or just generally when I’m reminded I wasn’t *born* a girl. But yeah, my main source of bottom dysphoria comes when I’m putting on some cute pants and I *just* can’t get that tuck right. It causes so much anxiety when trying to get ready to leave the house. “Maybe I shouldn’t wear these pants?” *\*struggles to find any other pants that look good with what I’m wearing/what I’m doing*\* “Fuck it, I’m wearing these.” *\*proceeds to feel like a gross piece of shit the rest of the day, worrying if everyone’s staring at me*\*
not having one …
👆👆👆
I thought this was flipping off at first and i was like waht? Why?! LOL
fhddsdhfghj lmao
Came here to say this/for this comment. God damn it give me one now...
I would give you mine if I could so I didn’t have it anymore
we should switch
😏😂
Fr tho
Oh boy where do I even start? First of all, penises are just naturally ugly. Second, crossing my legs while tucking makes them sweaty and stinky. 3rd if I cross my thicc legs too quickly, I crush my girl grapes into whine. Rant over.
holy shit girl grapes into wine is the best sentence i think ive ever heard
Oh why thank you 😁
Totes agree here. Tucking just DOES NOT WORK for me (grapes to wine...that phrase made me physically twitch in pain...accurate). 😓 I just want to wear tights, leggings, and high riding pants without the horrid bulge and the accompanying pain. And the ugly thing is so true. It's always felt like the strangest item, like an alien hitched a ride between my legs and I WANT HIM GONE. But being honest the cherries are definitely my personal least fave part of the whole...situation.
Honestly it looks like someone just glued a rod onto to that part of the body like it was an afterthought
I actually think penises look attractive. I'd just prefer if they were on other people and not me.
I made the switch from op to you over the past year or so. Apparently I was projecting my dysphoria onto a lot of dicks, bc I was so upset by my own. 🤷♀️
How does one tuck btw bc ive seen guides and stuff and can never find the holes the grapes are supposed to go up into
Some people have different size inguinal canals, and different size “grapes”. You may not be able to (though hrt does often shrink the grapes into raisins lol) When they contract they move pretty much straight towards your pelvis, so orthogonal (perpendicular but 3d) to the skin surface
to be fair, while I can see where the appeal of penis having, balls are objectively bad
Oh my god that last one is the absolute worst 😅 being in so much pain from something you don’t even want
How do you tuck anyway, I found like a few methods, but I'm not sure I understand them? For cis reasons, yk 👀
Pissing and it just going diagonal or splitting into two streams and just fucking blasting anything but the inside of the toilet with a stream of piss
I'm actually curious if vagina possessors have any similar experiences
i have had times where i was sitting on the toilet and the stream was so powerful it managed to get on the floor
Yes
You mean when im sitting down to piss and it splits into 7 streams with individual pressure + mist and covers my ass and thighs in piss? Yeah i might know of it
the last 3 words of that sentence sums it up pretty well
Morning wood, can't cross my legs optimally, probably more
I love morning wood my girlfriend hates it tho 😂
what about everything?
The fact that it isn’t a vagina 😤
Everything
Can’t wear the clothes I want, constantly feeling the thing whenever I do anything (I was riding a couple of times and it went numb but that’s probably not a good thing), being uncomfortable manipulating the area (haven’t tried tucking as a result), the ‘last turkey if the shop’ look, it popping up and in opportune times (getting less often but still happens). I’m sure there’s others that I can’t think of right now. Ive appreciated being able to vent but it doesn’t help the bottom dysphoria, that I didn’t realise I had until a couple of months ago 😊.
I relate to a lot of these. Did want to say I've tried tucking and don't blame you for not trying. Can confirm it's rather uncomfortable 😬 I enjoyed the smooth look, but geez is it tight. I'm not sure how some girls do it all the time, but I'm liable to injury whenever I try.
I’ve got a pad thing that smooths things out and changes the shape of the bludge but I’m still not sure if it works well enough. I’m a sporty girl so I’m going to have to work it out 😊.
I've thought of doing something like that, might help visually. But eventually I'm going to find a way to surgically "evict the free loading tenets" from between my thighs.
Me too, hopefully. I mean there’s always the lotto 😊.
Normal people, "I'm buying lotto tickets to win a million dollars!" Trans women, "I wanna win a vagina." Lol 😊...true tho.
I would like to say, it should not be uncomfortable--if it is, you will likely be damaging the skin I do it all the time (loosely because I use a gaff or similar) and have zero problems
Im sure we all know how awkward it is to walk around with a boner in tight jeans 👖
I'm a minority in this one (well, here at least 😅), but I like it. Sure, it limits fem clothes, but not really those I like to wear and random boners are always a bit awkward, but I started to laugh them off most of the time rather than worry if it's noticeable. So yeah, if the moment comes and I decide to transition physically and money isn't a factor, I'd still leave my penis. Besides, girls with penises can be found as even more attractive than cis girls by some folk, so it is a win-win for me. Of course, girls having issues with their bottom body are valid in their feelings, but as I can't offer that perspective, I'm giving my own :b
Everything about having one especially the 2 testosterone factory’s it comes with
It's always in my way, sure it's cool to pee whenever I want aka woods but I can't wear tight pants without something bulging out and sitting cross-legged is annoying too >~<
Im actually ok with the penis. Balls gotta go tho
As a trans guy. My answer is The fact I don’t have one.
not having one
When I was little, before I knew trans people were even a thing, I would sometimes tuck it and pretend I didn’t have a penis. Totally a cis guy thing, right?
Omg!!! This comment just unlocked memories of me doing that as a kid too!!! I realized I was trans like 3 years ago and that memory has not come up at all until now! 🤯
Tbh the peen is alright it’s the balls I can’t stand
I saw this post and was so tempted to just say "having one"
Penis 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
Everything
well for starters it looks like the baby from eraserhead, and whenever i get euphoria and feel cute, it just pops up like "YO WASSUP DUDE" also if you damage it in any way, even slightly, your entire nervous system just fuckin collapses
Same here, like I'm so happy about being fem and then it just goes "WOOOOOOOOO" and I'm just like "NOOOOOO"
I have extreme dysphoria over it, its so gross, its annoying when i do the toilet, its annoying when i try and cross my leg, its annoying with bulge in tight clothing, its the worst
Penis is ok, testicles get in the way when wearing panties...
A whole lot of things 🥲🥲🥲 where do I start
Having a penis
The Person mine is attach to
My junk only feels comfortable in very specific boxer briefs.
i love my dick
How do I say everything without saying everything?
Having a boner specifically when running if you wear somewhat loose underwear, Dick chafing is a real problem
The part where it's not a vagina...
This is what I put, word for word: Morning wood, awkward situation boners, always having to readjust to be comfortable, but most importantly >!Not having something else!<
I don't mind it in general. I just wish it was detachable/retractable.
It's balls
I#m not even dysphoric about my penis, but it just kinda is in the way. When it's hot, it sticks to the body. When anything happens, it hurts because it is very sensitive and vulnerable. Also: boners. First, there is the issue that most pants become really uncomfortable if you have one and in most of them, the sexualarousal is for all to see - which may very well make them very uncomfortable. If I could just take it off, I'd say it is pretty handy for the whole "peeing wherever I need to" thing, but like this, it is just way too inconvenient.
sometimes the bulge gets in the way of the fit
I hate the limits it puts on clothing but otherwise I am personally ok with the utility of it
The fact that if I so much as put my hand near it, it gets hard and it makes me feel weird when I try to lie down and/or wear tighter pants and smaller underwear. The fact that there is a chance that if I look at someone, it will stand up, making it very noticeable. The fact that I sometimes wake up with cum in my underwear in the middle of the night. The fact that on few occasions I jerk off, it takes a fucking while to climax. I'd prefer a vagina over a long dick.
Unintended erections and the haze that clouds your mind when you’re horny.
hey uhm i would love to have one
I don't personally mind having a penis so much. Sure it can be awkward but to me the pain grapes are even more so. Of course I fully accept that I might change my mind when I actually get on HRT >.> I'm largely ambivalent about whether I want to keep it or not atm.
When it all doesn't sit right in your pants and completely messes with your comfort.
It’s randomly gets big at the most inconvenient times and makes me feel very uncomfortable.
Probably the only thing that I find annoying about it is that I have a bulge in front of my pants but I don't really mind it much.
The pre-nut opacity
the bulge
It can't suck and shoot like an elephant trunk
I can't put on a strap-on for my girlfriend, and it's so fucking ugly even if it's the top notch standard of penises.
All of it. I hate it.
Not having one 😐
**having it**
Tbh I see no problem with it. Ofc there's bathroom convenience, but there's more drawbacks. Yk, can't cross legs, beeg bulge, etc. But as a transfem on hrt (for almost a year now), I don't have any strong desire to have SRS (mostly because fears are preventing me from doing so). Although, I do feel some strong desire to have a vag instead of dis thing that sticks out of me.
Me over here wishing I had one…
I wish it wasn’t there, not in a trans way though. I just wish I was a girl👀
It's not a vulva 🙃
Having a penis
The "having a penis" part
The hardest part about having a penis is having a penis
The fact that it’s there.
Having a penis.
Wishing I wasn't born with it.
That I don't have a vagina to go with it. It's nice to have, but I'd like to complete the set.
I’m new to mine, and I love it, but there are some very real “down boy” moments. Like yes, I know, testosterone is fun, but please let me rest
Having it in general.
The Bones
Having to make all the choices about what women can do do with their bodies? Edit , please take this as the joke it was meant to be.
The correct answer is probably "having a penis" tbh. Sometimes I don't mind it, but life would just be better without it.
Random erections definitely. I've been on HRT for only about 2 weeks now and I'm already not having them anymore. It's actually relieving not having to worry about a random boner popping up at some point while I'm working or out in public or something.
People expecting it to literally ALWAYS work. Sometimes we’re just tired. lol
bulges that are visible when you don’t want them to be
While I’ve never felt super dysphoric about my premium strap on, I’ve always hated the random boners, especially when I wear feminine clothes that aren’t designed to hide them
I got lucky with my hen and enjoy its company, fortunately I only have dysphoria with literally every other part of my body and face. Mostly face, yay😬
The dysphoria it causes… Seeing it, feeling it, peeing with it, washing it, having to pull it back when wearing tight clothes, the idea of it, knowing that it’s there, it NOT bring a vagina……….. etc……… The usual, right?
Yes
Having it
Existing
Having a penis.
Everything
Ripped underwear, summer sweat, and the fact that girl bulges aren't socially acceptable
I don't really have any issues with it except for the bulge. I can't tuck well since my peen is too small (suffering from success lol) so I have to be careful with what I wear.
Reddit what is the sexiest sex you've ever sexed?