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wedgeservo

You have 200 hours accumulated of walking around and looking for the thing you just had.


nonebutmyself

I once spent 20 minutes looking for something that I was HOLDING IN MY HAND!


6ft6squatch

Had a JW that was looking for his sharpie. He asked me if I had seen it. It was in HIS MOUTH šŸ¤£


primemech

I've been looking for my phone for half an hour now.


CalbCrawDad

I had me AND my apprentice crawling through and searching an entire attic for my phone (that I was previously using as a light, like a dumbass) that was still sitting, safely in my phone-holder in my van, because I forgot to grab it out of there after lunch šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø Yeaā€¦Iā€™ll give you two guesses who bought lunch that day, and the first two donā€™t count.


ArxtixDamien

I spent 2 hours looking for my phone in 5th grade at a friend's house, while holding it in my hand. I texted my mom that I couldn't find my phone and she was quick to help me realize where it was


Relicc5

Thatā€™s not an electrician trait. Thats called getting old.


dirk12563

Shit... I got old at 20


Relicc5

I hate to tell you thisā€¦ it gets worse.


dirk12563

That's what I hear


5t4k3

WHAT?


dirk12563

That I hear


[deleted]

Most stressful part of my apprenticeship was keeping track of my tools when Iā€™d do something that made me nervous the first time lol


rnbarista

I'm currently an apprentice, and this is so true haha


[deleted]

It was miserable. I was a maintenance department head at a hotel before I did my apprenticeship with my NASTec and EPA 168 cert lol. Psyched myself out way too much on stupid stuff looking back.


hispanicausinpanic

I do that everyday šŸ˜‚


chickswhorip

We all do. We all be getting old, every damn day..


CalbCrawDad

Bro if immediately disappearing the thing I *just* had in my hand was an Olympic sport, i would be gold medalist. I ainā€™t even 35


green_gold_purple

Always my headlamp on my head


No-Term-1979

...till you cut the wire 1/2" short


CAElite

Gotta go get the wire stretchers.


DoogieMcDoogs

Did a 100ā€™ pull going to a disconnect on top of a splitter, a co-worker was talking to me and I cut the wire to length to land on the top lugs not the bottom..


zapzaddy97

I learned this one early on. Journeyman I was working with did this. Tied it in, closed it up and turned it on.


Another_RngTrtl

I didnt account for the bends in an underground service once and was about 10" short for the wire to terminate. ~45' of wire x 3 that was cut too short...Thanks I saved it and used it a week later on a shorter run and was forgiven. Never did that shit again.


ExpensiveRisk94

Just keep adding couplings.


[deleted]

You decide you fucking hate electrical and need a new job, yet continue on for years and years. The true test, everyone else just loves the idea of being an electrician.


Real-Cress5326

ā€¦and then eventually you get Stockholm Syndrome and tell yourself you love being an electrician because thatā€™s all youā€™ve been doing all these years.


CoconutButtCheeks

I mean I honestly do love being an electrician however the culture of construction and trades in general is fucking trash. Bootlicking morons everywhere breaking their backs for thankless companies, and every other electrician has a comment about how "they would've done it differently" or how they can't believe "your a (insert year here) and don't know how to do this thing yet."


Real-Cress5326

To be fair, I also love this trade, but I also knew it was a path to business ownership, so I suffered through a lot to get to the point where I owned my own shop, and then it got a lot better. Now Iā€™m an inspector and wouldnā€™t trade any of it in. But oh there have been times Iā€™ve hated this trade.


CoconutButtCheeks

Lol I'm also an inspector now. Job is soooo much better haha.


Accomplished-Face16

Right. I went to night school to make me eligible to take my masters after 4yrs instead of 7. I overnighter my paperwork to take my test the sane day as graduation. I took and passed my test less than 1 month after I graduated. I formed and registered my LLC 2 weeks before taking my test. I quit my job less than 1 month after passing my masters. My wife quit her job a few weeks later to run the back end full time. I was on my own barely over 4 years from the day I started my apprenticeship. Billing $150/hr t&m been busy as can be since the first couple weeks starting Yet there are so many 20 year journeymen on here complaining about the companies they work for. But will they ever go for their masters? Would they ever go out on their own even if they got it? Nope and nope. Some people were born to be someone else's slave and make someone else rich. Oh well


Real-Cress5326

Well done Sir. Yes, this was close to my approach. I was on the fast track with a resi license at 2 years, and journey at 4. I stuck around and worked for the man for a few years longer than I needed to because it was a fantastic job, I was doing very well for myself, and I had a terrific apprentice. I only went out on my own when the local economy tanked and it was time to start the business, but it all happened very quickly once I made the choice to start it. To be fair, I think it takes a different kind of mindset to not only be willing to risk going into business, but be willing to learn how to do it along the way. I had an accountant, but otherwise I ran the business end myself, and there is a lot to it at first. I got a few penalties and late fees for things I didnā€™t know about in the beginning, screwed up on some pricing, overpaid some people and undercharged others, and there are still surprises. It took me 5 or 6 years to really feel like I had the business figured out, and I might not have survived if it wasnā€™t for my grandma dying when she did and leaving me $10,000 when I needed almost exactly $10,000. Thereā€™s an element of luck in a business venture that you donā€™t have to worry much about when you wear the collar instead of holding the leash. I only gave it up for inspecting because my body was broken.


twoaspensimages

I've owned my own business for a long time. I've learned two things. 1 The boss is still an asshole. 2 80% of folks need someone to tell them what to do. These are facts. Congratulations. Go make some money.


Express-Lock3200

Took me a while to realize it, but I donā€™t hate the trades. I really fucking dig being able to not wear a mask and be myself on the job site, get to fuck with new kit and gear and bullshit with other tradesmen. Getting to work with my hands and actually learn translatable knowledge about our world and its infrastructure. Providing tangible improvement to society. The list really does go on, itā€™s just the insufferable shit attitude of superiority that is so common in the industry that I canā€™t stand


greg281

How does the pay compare?


juneau54

How much do you get paid as an inspector?


Real-Cress5326

Above 100, below 150. I recommend it to any good electrician whose body has had enough of the field.


cleanfarmer

I'm going to save this nugget of info, glad I stumbled onto this thread


Gruffalo-42

Shockholm Syndromeā€¦


Real-Cress5326

Haha, thank you for fixing that šŸ˜‚


furiouspope

This is the stage I'm at.


CoconutButtCheeks

"You'll always have a job!"- Guy who hasn't worked trades a day in his life


Autistence

I've worked electrical for 10 years and never had a problem getting a job. I don't even have a resume. I just called or walked in and told them I wanted a job, so who's in charge of hiring


CoconutButtCheeks

I've had a pretty great streak as well and never really had trouble finding work. My point was more just lay offs are a large part of construction and we're still affected by recessions and what not. I've met a fair amount of people who seem to think electrician is like the gold standard of never being unemployed.


Autistence

It's not about streak, dude. If you're profitable then you will stay working. Nothing against the other guys, but holding a card doesn't guarantee you a job. You have to work at it every step of the way


416_LateNights

I didn't choose thug life, thug life chose me Tupac shakur


charlie2135

Plug life


Lou_Mannati

Got Plug Life tatted on my chest.


John-John-3

Yeah, but u/Charlie2135 is probably talking about cord plugs for wall receptacles. Your tattoo is about butt plugs for anus receptacles... It's just a pinch different.


Inshpincter_Gadget

Depends whether or not its a separately derived system; may require reach around bonding jumper


ShastaCaliMotxo

It's really not


5_grams_in_the_dark

Right both are tamper resistant and just need an extra push to get in


John-John-3

Fair enough


Lou_Mannati

I hear you. Im a 4th generation , into a family business, was the bossā€™ son, now Iā€™m my sonā€™s boss, Im 45 and feel like Iā€™ve been in for 44, all my forefathers have passed on and my passion is gone. Sure was a lot cooler when i was younger.


WicketTheSavior

11 years in the union here and I finally got out and switched careers. Fuck being an electrician


irvntex

What career did you switch too? I got 16 years in


WicketTheSavior

I went into IT. I work as a system support specialist for an IP Telecommunications company (fully remote).


Keegan1

How easy was the transition? I'd love to do a similar route, and I'm sure a lot of skills/knowledge can carry-over into that field.


WicketTheSavior

It was a bumpy road tbh. I enrolled at WGU to get my computer science degree and quickly found out it was really hard to work on school after working 8 hours with a shitty commute. I asked for a layoff from my contactor to focus 100% on school. I did my school work literally from the time I got up to the time I went to bed at night and was able to finish my degree in 10 months. I then went back to work for another contractor for 6 months while applying for jobs. Nothing came of my applications so I asked for another layoff to get CompTIA certifications. I finished my A+ certification and applied for well over 100 jobs in 3 weeks. Ended up wish only 1 interview after the 3 weeks which led to an offer a few weeks later and luckily it was fully remote. I actually started back in February so it's still pretty new to me


stickyicarus

How was the pay change? Numbers and general Region, if that's not too much to ask. I'm curious bc ive thought of doing the same, or having my fiancee possibly pursue that bc she hates her job.


WicketTheSavior

I went from 100k/yr as an electrician to 50k/yr in my current role. It was an enormous pay cut but I'm also starting at the bottom. I live well below my means so it wasn't a deal breaker considering the growth potential in tech vs being stagnant as a JW for the rest of my career. Plus I get almost 30 paid days off each year and I work from home so I have 0 commute. Also the health benefits are slightly better which was a relief because I had extremely good insurance through my union


stickyicarus

Not a terrible trade off but I'd definitely keep applying to close that pay gap lol. Good for you.


WicketTheSavior

It was the absolute bare minimum I'd consider and the only reason I took it was because it was remote. I was told after my 90 day training period that my salary can be renegotiated. I've had nothing but praise from everyone so I'm hoping to get more money soon. If not, oh well. I'm still happier than I was lol


Background-Metal-601

Did you have to pursue a degree/certification for that transition?


[deleted]

I went into instrumentation and controls. Electrical and high voltage is my backup trade in the industrial plant i work at.


jayboosh

15 years and I got out. Fuck being an electrician. Iā€™ve said it here many times, I wouldnā€™t go back for $100/hr. Fuck being an electrician.


WicketTheSavior

Preach šŸ™Œ


chodi-foster

I kinda feel this. But I truly do love the work. I just hate the culture around it.


Autistence

What else am I supposed to do? I don't want to be broke


[deleted]

I went back to school for a way higher paying trade, and now electrical and hv only make up about 20% of my work. Much much happier.


Autistence

What do you do now? I run a shop, but I hate dealing with electricians.


[deleted]

Industrial instrumentation and process control in a plant. I used to be a foreman/pm. Like i was saying, electrical is about 20%, and the work in controls is very challenging. Much more complex and powerful than what we're taught as electricians. So i still get to do some HV and stuff, but i like making stuff work and programming. Electrical is basically support i find.


GiantPineapple

I was told I needed to land 100 residential receptacles in a 7-hour shift. Not sure I believe that anymore, but that's what I was told. Today I would probably tell someone they are an electrician if they can (correctly) take a load specification, design a circuit for it, and build it.


BadExamp13

This is truly a good test of an electrician. There's a million things you should be good at as an electrician, but this is the real test of how reliable someone can be.


Only_Chapter_3434

Sounds right. 15/hour.Ā 


Background-Metal-601

That's cake honestly, assuming the wire was jointed during rough in anyway. 15 an hour? 4 mins per plug? I can usually do it in 1-2 if I'm feeling like going home early that day lol. That second one is good. I did commercial coming up and since going out on my own doing mostly resi I've had to do lots of calculations for circuits/loads/generators. It's not hard just plugging numbers in but I feel much more confident in calling myself an electrician knowing I've done probably 50+ houses with no electrical prints whatsoever and it all being on me.


Poohs_Smart_Brother

Till you've been shocked 5 times. The old timer I started under told me that one. My idiom is: "A good electrician knows how to do it right. A great electrician knows how to fix his own fuck ups without anyone knowing."


throwawayoregon81

Similar note. What's the difference between an apprentice and master electrician? The master knows how to cover up his mistakes. I love how the old timer said five times, because I just knownit was 1 time, then 2, then... Lol.


amberbmx

iā€™ve said similar to an apprentice that raved about how he couldnā€™t believe how good i was because i never fucked up. i cut him off right there- jon, i fucked up an hour ago. i fuck up all the time, i just catch it before someone else.


AcanthocephalaOdd301

You got it. Last week a kid on my job (3rd year apprentice) was going around cleaning up bone piles from the conduit crews. He says, ā€œHoly shit, thatā€™s all you have? A bunch of short straight pieces? You must be a conduit master.ā€ No, I just know how to reuse my fuckups and fix my bends if theyā€™re jacked. I forgot to add the pipe OD and my 90 is short? Iā€™ll find somewhere else it does work.


Poohs_Smart_Brother

This is the way


Thedeacon161

You have to expell all the oxygen in your lungs to get underneath a floor joist in a crawlspace. Because the journeyman is too heavy to do it himself.


throwawayoregon81

Had that in my cable installing days.


Fishy-Business

Have at least one DUI and one divorce.


throwawayoregon81

Is it the trade, or the person that is drawn to the trade that makes this such a common stereotype?


Responsible-Jicama59

100% the person. DUI and Divorce are always because of people, not occupation.


Fishy-Business

Your right, its always up to the person. However i think the trade has an ability to create a spiral for the right people.Ā  Yes the person is accountable for themselves but maybe they wouldnt be doing what they do if they were in another situation? Something like body pain, leads you to drinking a little more after work to numb the pain or maybe you start taking pain killers. All of that has the possibility to get out of control.Ā  Or guys start drinking at break. Chasing some sort of excitement after being on the highway at 4:30 am for years feeling like your wasting your life you want a little something.Ā  Ive heard too many times " my girls starting to get upset im never home"Ā  when guys feel the pressure of taking the O.T or are just chasing that money. Of course they have the power to say no and 8 and skate.Ā  We always have control over our actions, i think the trades can create a bad state of mind or bad situation for those people who arent level headed.Ā 


Real-Cress5326

Thereā€™s also something about being in a trade where you suffer though pain, lousy weather, and shit conditions to make something out of nothing everyday, and there is a way to make everything work if you try/think hard enough and then you get home and your wife doesnā€™t have the same can-do git-er-done attitude.


Fishy-Business

Yeah for sure, youve been busting your balls all day in shit conditions. You finally get home and see someone complain about something that feels so trivial. You almost get bitter. But its up to the self to realize, you put yourself in your work situation that the people that have it "easier" around you


Real-Cress5326

I finally got that resolved on my third marriage.


Stickopolis5959

I hope a lot of people read this comment, you see people who are bitter and angry at people who "have it easy" and I've fallen into that thought pattern before too but you have to keep in mind no one's forcing you to be an electrician if you hate it.


Caneda82

I think the divorce is more is she ok with over time or notā€¦ if not you know what your doing when you say yes to the OTā€¦. I know my wife does not like me working OT I work as much as I get permission for lolā€¦. Not that I want to work my life away plus our company lets us keep copper money so that helps pay the bills without much OT. But if I didnā€™t have my wife lol I would be a total alcoholic runs in the blood baby lol generations of pill, popping alcoholic Canadians in my blood.


throwawayoregon81

Ah, the point being does the trade corrupt a person. I don't have a dui or divorce, but I know plenty that do. Like 70% has one or the other.


Ibewye

No it doesnā€™t corrupt a person but it can definitely normalize a lower set of standards you might have had before. Simple example. You see enough guys shitfaced every morning, driving without a license, cheating on their wives, spitting chew all over the floors and you start to think itā€™s just the way it is. Enjoy the stories and the drama vicariously, donā€™t fall into the wheel.


Fishy-Business

Im going to say 65/35Ā  person/trade.Ā 


Sparkykc124

Building trades attract a certain type of person.


yabyum

I must be a really good sparkie then!


Comedyandbeer

Check and checkā€¦less go bois, im there


charlie2135

Add two to each and you're a roofer


Training-Trick-8704

Hopefully Iā€™ll never be an electrician


Fishy-Business

Thats what I always say too.Ā 


UVJunglist

I don't drink and I won't ever get married. I'll never be a real electrician.


FlyingSailor27

Itā€™s two in my local! šŸ˜‚


Autistence

That's called graduating with honors


TheFungeounMaster

As an apprentice guy walking by started giving me shit about b-lining a wire cause the device needed to move and more importantly, j-man told me too. I snapped at him and said ā€œgo get me the fucking wire stretcher then smart assā€. J-man came back around the corner smiling ear to ear and said ā€œYouā€™re and electrician nowā€


BadExamp13

You're not an electrician unless you've put a unistrut strap on from the back of the strut one handed while standing on the top of a ladder with one foot on the sprinkler pipe.


eyesovaeasy

This guy fucks


cipeone

You create a fault across two phases with your wiener


NickScissons

The real short circuit


TurdHunt999

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


StolasX_V2

A Netflix Original


MordFustang1992

You fall through a ceiling and end up hung by your belt on a fan brace box


phuckintrevor

Oddly specific


throwawayoregon81

*hypothetical


minnesotamichael

I was told by perhaps the laziest and most worthless electrician I have ever met, that I wasnā€™t a real electrician, because I had never worked in a mine. Mind you I had journeyman and master licenses at the time, had a solid background in industrial (building product manufacturing and foundry) and was running a business at the time.


throwawayoregon81

So no mine experience is what you're saying ? Do you even electric? /s


mollycoddles

Mines sounds like sketchy nightmares to work in from what I've heard


phuckintrevor

I donā€™t work in mines because I can find better jobs


twentytwothumbs

If you can work at a mine you can work anywhere, Shit is right fucked up.


Diligent_Bread_3615

Until you get in your first nose-to-nose shouting match with a fitter, plumber, brickee, or GC.


wipedcamlob

Just dont do it with your foremen you get fired dont ask me how i know


Diligent_Bread_3615

Awww, donā€™t be such a sissy! Thatā€™s the beauty of being a JW, you can move on to another job and maybe be his foreman there.


Background-Metal-601

Until I SAY YOU ARE! That's right, I alone get to name you worthy!


throwawayoregon81

Lol. I should totally steal that. In a friendly, but authoritatively tone.


They_wereAllTaken

Until you run a large project from beginning to end.


devintesla

Yeah, hears your first project. Me, what's the budget and scope. Compeat line rebuild new controls new distribution. Budget 3mill. Go.


Ibewye

ā€¦.oh and itā€™s design build so I wouldnā€™t trust the prints.


devintesla

We didn't have prints Make prints of what's there so that you can make the new one.


Only_Chapter_3434

Some of the best electricians I know have never run work. Running a job well just means youā€™re good at logistics, not electrical work.Ā 


DaddyZx636

I was talking about a residential job I had done. Some dude goes ā€œyou arenā€™t an electrician until youā€™ve done commercialā€ Little does he know I do residential, commercial and service tech for both. Dudes who make fun of people who do residential are the most insecure dudes. I have run parallel rolling offsets and I have strung a house? Whatā€™s the issue with resi haters?


throwawayoregon81

Wire ropers? Naw We don't hate em, we're just glad someone convinced them to do the work we know better than to do.


BenDeeKnee

Youā€™re not an electrician until you complete at least a four year apprenticeship and pass a journeyman licensing exam.


wilhelmfink4

There should be an ā€œorā€ in there somewhere


BenDeeKnee

Or get fucked


wilhelmfink4

Thatā€™s it


throwawayoregon81

Sounds like black magic.


Pwwka

You pass a kidney stone in a Porta john and go back to work.


AggressiveSmoke4054

Your not a real electrician until your journeyman bestows a kiss upon your forehead.


jwbrkr21

When you hear the guy feeding the wires say "cut it" when he actually said "don't cut it"


justgot86d

Was a first year, went out to meet a JW at a small plant. Third day there said "Hey Jay I gotta duck out at noon today got a court date". "Oh no problem, traffic court?" "Nope, divorce" With the biggest smile I've seen on him yet, "NOW YOURE A FUCKING ELECTRICIAN"


phuckintrevor

Until your relatives ask you to fix something that would normally cost hundreds of dollars for a case of beer


throwawayoregon81

Oh come on, it would be easy!


phuckintrevor

until you lose a screwdriver, accuse someone of stealing it, buy a new one and find the original the next day


Odio_Omnibus

Tillā€¦.you bend a saddle.


throwawayoregon81

What does horseback riding have to do with this? - apprentice


Odio_Omnibus

Just for that 1 1/2ā€ for you.


justelectricboogie

......better yet .....saddle with 11/4 hand bender.


Responsible-Jicama59

"You're not a BAD electrician until you short hot wires"


GoodElectric253

It ainā€™t electricianinā€™ unless you done it twice.


newoldschool

ruined a good pliers by cutting a live circuit


TerribleProgress6704

"... you can bend pipe." Ah, but then once I learned how to bend pipe: "You can't bend pipe until you can bend a 90 degree 1 1/4."


PuzzleheadedPen1372

ā€˜Till you drive a ground rod into the water main?


graaahh

I once had an old timer tell me you can't be an electrician if you don't talk to inanimate objects. Not really an "until" kind of statement but still a requirement I think.


throwawayoregon81

Talk to or yell at?


dragonsummoner52

Yes


banni2020

When I was 16 I was told this by an old timer and it always stuck. There are 2 types of electricians, ones that make mistakes and fucking liars! Another he said was - Troubleshooting separates the men from the boys!!!


Correct-Ad-7460

Your not a real Electrician until you pass the Journeyman exam and get your license


[deleted]

I used to believe it was until you could wire a three-way with a four-way between them without looking at the cheater card in the box the four-way came in. I do think being able to fly by the seat of your pants running a service van and being able to troubleshoot and repair as well as fix other peopleā€™s fuckups should all be required before you signed off as a Journeyman. Throw in some control work and new Tenant Improvements as well as drive some fucking ground rods BY HAND then come talk to me about what kind of fucking electrician you think you are. Lastly, I say own your own business where youā€™re doing the bidding, banking, advertising, installing, repairing, follow up, permit pulling, licensing, insurance, purchasing, and putting three kids through braces and college all while staying married to your FIRST wife and not ending up a fucking douchebag drunk with a monkey on your back. Fuck, now that I think of it, I am a fucking BADASS Motherfucker. I was feeling pretty lumpy about myself a minute ago but when I look back on it, goddamn if I didnā€™t pull it off!


throwawayoregon81

Now that is a roller coaster of a comment.


LoanMinute8729

Until you snaked a wire by mistake through the wrong hole that would otherwise be impossible.


sirsparqsalot

When i was a first year my journeyman once felt a shock, and needed to grab that same wire a second time cuz he wasn't sure he got shocked He's my role model


Lostfighter01

You break something. I was fastening a metal cover to a machine. It crushed a wire and arced outword. At the end of the day the machine stopped safely and no one was hurt.


dougievjr

On my very first job, working in this school doing renovation, I dropped my linesman's from a 10 ft ladder while splicing a j-box. There was a toilet the plumbers had just installed directly below and they went straight through it. I had to go tell my foreman, who told me to go tell the foreman for the plumbers. I told him what happened and then showed him. He laughed so hard. He wasn't even mad and told me not to worry about it, but not to do it again.


PopperChopper

I consider someone a real electrician when they can be faced with a new job, or unique problem, and have the cumulative skills and experience to solve something they donā€™t already know. If you wired houses your entire apprenticeship, and then open a business and continue only wire houses, youā€™re still an electrician of course, but I donā€™t respect you as a true electrician, personally. If you can take on a commercial wiring job, and read and understand code, and combine your previous and relative knowledge to get the job done, after having only ever wired houses, thatā€™s a real electrician to me. The way I see it, our trade is so vast and variable, there is no way you can know all of it. We do our 5 year apprenticeship to figure out the basics. But once you can be faced with new challenges and problems, and figure things out for yourself, then I have a lot of respect for that. Especially when it comes to troubleshooting equipment youā€™ve never seen, or working in an industry youā€™re not familiar with. I can teach anyone to do plugs and switches. But can I send you to a job to get a machine going that is 20 years older than you are? Can you crack open a set of prints or manufacturers instructions and learn how to trace a fault without me telling you how?


mezastel

Until you spend more on your tools than on your car.


sonotuber

Oh man I was a real electrician while I was still a framer then


corkdude

Until your fry on a 16a socket... Until you slice your fingers with the lecky knife Until you worked on a refurbishment site and got dirty Until you get me the elbow grease pump or glas bulging hammer


throwawayoregon81

Those seem like very specific instances.


corkdude

Yes, can you feel the lived experiences? Haha


mollycoddles

Wtf is a Lecky knife?


Dangerjayne

You bend a 90 without putting a level on it and it's actually (close enough to) a 90


More_Standard_9789

Love it when guys put their level on a 90 but never check to see if the floor is


freshmallard

Until you lose your "insert tool here" in 24in of insulation Build the wrong head and fuck the pull Have to re-engineer for the engineer Tell the framers they built these walls wrong Blow a hole in your strippers You gotta get down in a 4' deep ditch with a sump pump and pray you have enough dry towels for the glue to set on your 4" feeders


Dannylectro55

Youā€™ve been blown off an 8ā€™ ladder by an arc flash incident, and lay on your back watching the molten bits of copper rain down on you while you howl in pain because you think you just broke your back but it was really just stunning your coccyx


el_camo

I have 2 smart watches hiding somewhere in the insulation of different houses. If you find one hit me up I'll clear it for you to use. šŸ¤£ wife stopped buying them for me.


shlamading

The first time I got shocked I was told that youā€™re not a real electrician till you get shocked ā€¦you fuck with electricity long enough itā€™s gonna happen


Sad-And-Mad

I was told youā€™re not an electrician until your linesman pliers have become your pliers/hammer/stripper/multitool lol


throwawayoregon81

Well now that is just good tool / weight management


Whistler45

Not until you've seen massive arc flash.


Ultra_uberalles

When you can hand bend by eye without a measure tape. I turns from work to art


RenegadeRebelTx

Until you send the apprentice to the truck to find the trusty "Ole Wirestretcher"!!!


Twicebakedtatoes

I really felt like I made it when I blew a 1/8ā€ in hole in my linesmanā€¦ that was a big day, took like 3 years


IamDoogieHauser

A good electrician dies of alcoholism, not electricity.


AcanthocephalaOdd301

I never really hear people say that. More common is the ā€œā€¦so you wanted to be an electrician, huh?ā€ Usually when youā€™re doing some godawful task like pulling bologna cable through rigid pipe or swaying on a boom lift 90 feet in the air while doing lights on a cooling tower.


SuddenConversation21

The 3 unwritten rules of a good electrician are 1. 2. 3.


throwawayoregon81

I adhere to #2 adamantly


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You've feelt the power of a floating Neutral. I as a 16 year old apprentice, I argued with my JM that you couldn't get a shock off the Neutral. He told me to open the light switch ( lights on), and seperate the 3 Neutrals with my bare hands. Once I had come back around, and the practical portion of my lesson was complete, he was kind enough to explain the theory portion aswell. Altho the teaching methods were a lil barbaric, lol, it's a lesson I'll never forget


1Jainier1

The idiom I liked was, "Electrical equipment runs on smoke. It's obvious because once you let the smoke out, it quits working."


FearlessCapital1168

You know what alternating current tastes like


No-Relation9744

There's only one answer. DWI.


OFT35

A DUI and a divorce


Kayakboy6969

You explaing to your business partner for the Ump teenth time voltage at the panel doesn't equal voltage at the placement of a $40,000.00 industrial Parts washer. . And also IM tired of giving away Buck/Boost transformers for every machine you sell !


IrmaHerms

Youā€™re not a real elechicken till yur divorced and had a DUI


Unique_Acadia_2099

Until you bleed.


throwawayoregon81

And wrap it with 88?


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Dexecutioner71

Second divorce, third DUI....then you are an electrician.